Gamecrunch: Top 15 Worst Video Game Fanbases

**Haeralis** · May 29, 2012, 07:37 PM

#2 – Kingdom Hearts – Publisher(s): Square Enix Developer(s): Square Enix, Jupiter Debut: March 28, 2002 (JP)

Quick Synopsis: Minor Alienation, Major Company Pride, Majorly Convoluted Fanfiction, Majorly Convoluted Fangames, Cultural Prejudice, Major Division of Fanbase, Major Fanboy/Fangirlism, Minor Mainstream Ignorance, Minor Hipster Ignorance, Major Obnoxious Character Obsession, Minor Remake Begging, Major Major Major Major Major Splash Damage.

Sigh, I love Kingdom Hearts as well as Kingdom Hearts II on the Playstation 2. Unfortunately, I can almost never find another Kingdom Hearts lover that I don’t want to punch in the face. One of the reasons, we’ll get it out of the way, obviously from the picture above, we have to deal with stuff like THAT. You know, at least the Sonic fanbase, as much of the stuff they draw, they know about the characters, they know the games. Kingdom Hearts fans? You can forget it, this is one franchise where the porn is more important than the game. It’s so bad, most Kingdom Hearts players can’t even just simply enjoy Kingdom Hearts as a great Action Japanese Role-Playing Game, they have to come up with these convoluted fanfiction stories or convoluted fanfiction games about Organization XIII and individual members of them, obsessing over how “hot” they are, you know this is basically where the modern day Square Enix fanbase has turned into trash. The sad part is, I’d rather talk to the average person who only bought these games because Disney characters are in them rather than the average person who claims to be raving hardcore Kingdom Hearts fans, that is how bad it is. At least they can show their love for Disney and leave it at that. I was actually thinking the Disney fans of this game would be worse than the Square Enix side of the fanbase, but nope, that’s actually the better side of it. This fanbase can ruin your love for Kingdom Hearts in a heartbeat and they do major splash damage. It’s just beyond bad, you’ve now turned the Kingdom Hearts series into something known to be full of convoluted fanfiction junk. Did you know that Kingdom Hearts is the most popular thing to write about in FanFiction.net? No seriously, go check it out at Games - FanFiction.Net then sort by popularity. It has over 60,000 stories of fanfiction, beating the Pokemon series at 2nd place, it also has more stories than all of the Final Fantasy games put together. That is amazing. Warning though, do not click it, if you dare to read your eyeballs will burn out and your brain will melt through the holes of where your eyes used to be and foam will come out of your mouth, while you are having a seizure on the floor, when the paramedics find your body, they will also diagnose that you died of cancer. No, really though, spare yourself of the garbage. If there’s any sane Kingdom Hearts fans out there, please just enjoy Kingdom Hearts, spare yourself and stay off forums, chatrooms and fanfiction. To all of you insane Kingdom Hearts fans (fakers mostly) who obsess over Roxas or like any Organization XIII member or your lust for Riku and Sora or both of them hooking up without even knowing who they actually are, please stop obnoxiously pushing your fetishes down peoples throats. Kingdom Hearts is an Action RPG by Square Enix, pioneers of the Japanese RPG genre (at least at one point), nothing more, nothing less.