Explain Kingdom Hearts in its entirety

**Crystal** · January 16, 2011, 05:11 AM

Originally Posted by xMikelaw19

Before bbs came out, i acually sat down one night when i was very bored and began to try to sum up the whole story. i hope some day i can finish it.

Keep on good work and contribute to KH section :3

**xMikelaw19** · January 16, 2011, 05:25 AM

I actually got down the whole kh1 storyline and got it pretty much in depth. i tried to create an outline of some characters and main events to get a basis going.

and yes, i was very very bored. what else is there to do a 2am.

**weepinbell** · January 21, 2011, 01:21 AM

Originally Posted by Grass

Everyone is Sora .

YES. IT ALL MAKES SO MUCH SENSE.

**Beyer** · January 21, 2011, 02:59 AM

Kingdom Hearts as a whole seems to be about Friendship VS Greed. Yeah there is more to it than that but it seems like a pretty big theme.

**Lemie777** · January 21, 2011, 05:46 AM

Originally Posted by Zook

Best thing I have been doing to wrap my head around this monster is slowly going through the wiki, Kingdom Hearts Wiki: A World of Information not accessible by Gummiship.

With that said I do have some questions after reading the back story to the major titles.

Having Ventus in his heart is the reason Sora can weild the keyblade?
When Sora stabbed himself to unlock Kairi's heart, why didn't Ventus's heart pop out as well?
Do we still not know what was in that letter from King Mickey at the end of KHII?

ventus's heart inside sora is why he gets the keyblade
when sora unlocked kiaris heart and his own, ventus's heart also left with roxas
letter at the end of kh2=coded

**Ven's keyblade** · January 21, 2011, 01:10 PM

Anyone with a keyblade is special, sora can do anything, and nobody can tell us the purpose of kingdom hearts(object,not the series)

**Crystal** · January 21, 2011, 02:39 PM

Originally Posted by xMikelaw19

I actually got down the whole kh1 storyline and got it pretty much in depth. i tried to create an outline of some characters and main events to get a basis going.

and yes, i was very very bored. what else is there to do a 2am.

You have summarized KH1's storyline? Can i have the link?
Because i forget most the KH1's event.

**Jelai** · January 29, 2011, 09:57 AM

I wonder if someone on FanFiction.net actually made a novelization of Kingdom Hearts? I've seen this been done to some of the Final Fantasy games. In fact, I read a novelization of Final Fantasy VII before I got around to playing it, and already knew half of the storyline by the time I finally got around to playing the game.

Otherwise, I made this summary of Birth by Sleep and a short chronology of the overal KH plot long time ago to explain to my friend who didn't understand the KH storyline anymore:

Spoiler: The REAL Kingdom Hearts story...made relevant.

So this is what really went happened in Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep:

Old grandpa Master Xehanort begins to get all pedophillic (or more like ephebophilic to be technically correct, since pedophilia is sexual attraction for children ages 13 and under, while ephebophilia is sexual attraction for teenagers ages 14-19) for his students, and starts tapping Ven's and Terra's assess. He makes Ventus his bitch for a while until he finally gets what he wants from him—Ventus's pure darkness—and then dumps Ventus for his scary, pure darkness form called Vanitas. So old gramps here uses Vanitas as a creepy sex toy for a while. He even uses Vanitas on Ventus.

Then gramps proceeds to molest his other student, Terra. He sees that Terra has a cuter shota baby face than Ventus does. Terra's body was also firm, sexy, and well built, kinda like the artist Caravaggio's boy art models/apprentices. mmmmmmmm

Terra's cute baby face, along with his body, makes gramps all hard and horny. Gramps also envies Terra's hot, young adult body and wants it for himself. When he finds out that Terra is all emo and moping around because of some problems he's having with the darkness, Gramps saw this as an opportune moment to use his ephebophile powers on Terra. So Gramps is all like, "Why hello there, Terraaaaa...I see you're having problems dealing with your darkness. C'mere, boy, let me help you with your problem, and I'll make you feel all better..."

So then Gramps proceeds to butt-rape Terra. Terra, exhausted from the butt-raping, succumbs to darkness, and Gramps becomes victorious in overtaking Terra's hot, sweaty, flushed body. So now gramps becomes hot, young Terra!nort.

Gramps, now as Terra!nort, then proceeds to hunting down Aqua, so that he can finally feel her boobs without Aqua freaking out that an old man is the one that's groping them. But Aqua still gets pissed off and proceeds to dominate Terra!nort. However, she fails, leading Terra!nort to succeed in topping her and sending her to an orgasmic Realm of Darkness, where she lies and indulges in endless, sensuous ecstasy for nearly an eternity. Terra!nort soon also comes, and he joins along with her in the Realm of Darkness. However, Aqua, humiliated at the thought that her dominatrix powers have been taken away, proceeds to banish Terra!nort back into the Realm of Light so that he can leave Aqua alone to mope in peace.

This causes Terra!nort to get all pissy. He storms through Tifa's Seventh Heaven bar in Radiant Garden, and asks the bar girl for a crap load amounts of whiskey to drink his sorrows away. This gets Terra!nort drunk—and I mean, really drunk—that he somehow ends up on the shores of Radiant Garden, all fuzzy and woozy from the drunkenness. He begins to get all amnesiac and can't remember anything prior to his visit to Tifa's bar. Wise Ansem finds Terra!nort all sprawled out on the shore and proceeds to take him in as his Playboy playmate—err, I mean—apprentice. At this time, one of Wise Ansem's Playboy playmates—err, apprentices—Braig, starts to get all jealous that Ansem was favoring Terra!nort over him. Braig also knew what really went on though. Back then, waaay back then, he made a deal with ol' grampy Master Xehanort on something: harass Terra, and I'll give you the super Keyblade-wielding powers of the POWAH RANGERZ. So this led Braig on having to play as sexual predator on Terra, pissing Terra off and in turn, causing Terra to blast away one of Braig's eye and give him face scars. This pissed Braig off big time, so one day he'll have his revenge on Terra by teaming up with ol' grampy Masta Xehanort and helping grampa Xehy furthur his plan on world ephebo domination. This way, gramps can have all the ephebos of the world to himself, and Braig can proceed to butt-rape Terra so hard for taking away his eye and giving him face scars.

So yeah, Braig proceeds to mess up Wise Ansem's Playboy Mansion—uhh, I mean, castle—by persuading Terra!nort to crash Ansem's upcoming orgy—err, experiment—with darkness, while cautiously, faintly reminding Terra!nort of the secret plan they hatched together on world ephebo domination. So the next night, Terra!nort crashes Wise Ansem's orgy—I mean—experiment, causing all six of Ansem's Playboy playmates—uhh, apprentices—to fall into darkness. This in turn caused the fall of Radiant Garden, and the catapulting of the events of Kingdom Hearts I.

So yeah, fast forward to KH1, Terra!nort gets all weird and even freakier than before, and initiates to prey on little Sora and Riku. He fails with Sora, but succeeds with Riku, and proceeds on butt-raping Riku all the way to Oblivion. But unlike Terra, Riku actually succeeds on escaping Terra!nort's ephebophilic grasp. This kinda pisses off Terra!nort, but he gives up and just goes back to managing his newly set up Orgy XIII. Here, presents himself under the guise of Xemnas, because he likes how it can re-arranged to spell "MAN SEX". Here, within the Orgy XIII, he tells his bitches his plans of world ephebo domination: that once they all gather enough hearts to fill Kingdom Hearts, it will grant them their wish of having loads and loads of ephebos to themselves. This makes all the Orgy XIII members happy, because that meant everyone didn't have to rely on sharing Roxas and Namine anymore. Also, they especially no longer have to rely on sharing and using Vexen's freaky, defective sex dolls (aka Repliku and Xion).

So there you go. The reason why Xehanort is a total ephebophile, especially after knowing the plot of Birth by Sleep.

**Stars** · January 29, 2011, 10:10 AM

Originally Posted by Lemie777

ventus's heart inside sora is why he gets the keyblade
when sora unlocked kiaris heart and his own, ventus's heart also left with roxas
letter at the end of kh2=coded

Having Ventus heart in Sora is not the reason Sora can weild a keyblade

**Crystal** · January 29, 2011, 10:47 AM

Originally Posted by Jelai

Otherwise, I made this summary of Birth by Sleep and a short chronology of the overal KH plot long time ago to explain to my friend who didn't understand the KH storyline anymore:

Spoiler: The REAL Kingdom Hearts story...made relevant.

So this is what really went happened in Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep:

Old grandpa Master Xehanort begins to get all pedophillic (or more like ephebophilic to be technically correct, since pedophilia is sexual attraction for children ages 13 and under, while ephebophilia is sexual attraction for teenagers ages 14-19) for his students, and starts tapping Ven's and Terra's assess. He makes Ventus his bitch for a while until he finally gets what he wants from him—Ventus's pure darkness—and then dumps Ventus for his scary, pure darkness form called Vanitas. So old gramps here uses Vanitas as a creepy sex toy for a while. He even uses Vanitas on Ventus.

Then gramps proceeds to molest his other student, Terra. He sees that Terra has a cuter shota baby face than Ventus does. Terra's body was also firm, sexy, and well built, kinda like the artist Caravaggio's boy art models/apprentices. mmmmmmmm

Terra's cute baby face, along with his body, makes gramps all hard and horny. Gramps also envies Terra's hot, young adult body and wants it for himself. When he finds out that Terra is all emo and moping around because of some problems he's having with the darkness, Gramps saw this as an opportune moment to use his ephebophile powers on Terra. So Gramps is all like, "Why hello there, Terraaaaa...I see you're having problems dealing with your darkness. C'mere, boy, let me help you with your problem, and I'll make you feel all better..."

So then Gramps proceeds to butt-rape Terra. Terra, exhausted from the butt-raping, succumbs to darkness, and Gramps becomes victorious in overtaking Terra's hot, sweaty, flushed body. So now gramps becomes hot, young Terra!nort.

Gramps, now as Terra!nort, then proceeds to hunting down Aqua, so that he can finally feel her boobs without Aqua freaking out that an old man is the one that's groping them. But Aqua still gets pissed off and proceeds to dominate Terra!nort. However, she fails, leading Terra!nort to succeed in topping her and sending her to an orgasmic Realm of Darkness, where she lies and indulges in endless, sensuous ecstasy for nearly an eternity. Terra!nort soon also comes, and he joins along with her in the Realm of Darkness. However, Aqua, humiliated at the thought that her dominatrix powers have been taken away, proceeds to banish Terra!nort back into the Realm of Light so that he can leave Aqua alone to mope in peace.

This causes Terra!nort to get all pissy. He storms through Tifa's Seventh Heaven bar in Radiant Garden, and asks the bar girl for a crap load amounts of whiskey to drink his sorrows away. This gets Terra!nort drunk—and I mean, really drunk—that he somehow ends up on the shores of Radiant Garden, all fuzzy and woozy from the drunkenness. He begins to get all amnesiac and can't remember anything prior to his visit to Tifa's bar. Wise Ansem finds Terra!nort all sprawled out on the shore and proceeds to take him in as his Playboy playmate—err, I mean—apprentice. At this time, one of Wise Ansem's Playboy playmates—err, apprentices—Braig, starts to get all jealous that Ansem was favoring Terra!nort over him. Braig also knew what really went on though. Back then, waaay back then, he made a deal with ol' grampy Master Xehanort on something: harass Terra, and I'll give you the super Keyblade-wielding powers of the POWAH RANGERZ. So this led Braig on having to play as sexual predator on Terra, pissing Terra off and in turn, causing Terra to blast away one of Braig's eye and give him face scars. This pissed Braig off big time, so one day he'll have his revenge on Terra by teaming up with ol' grampy Masta Xehanort and helping grampa Xehy furthur his plan on world ephebo domination. This way, gramps can have all the ephebos of the world to himself, and Braig can proceed to butt-rape Terra so hard for taking away his eye and giving him face scars.

So yeah, Braig proceeds to mess up Wise Ansem's Playboy Mansion—uhh, I mean, castle—by persuading Terra!nort to crash Ansem's upcoming orgy—err, experiment—with darkness, while cautiously, faintly reminding Terra!nort of the secret plan they hatched together on world ephebo domination. So the next night, Terra!nort crashes Wise Ansem's orgy—I mean—experiment, causing all six of Ansem's Playboy playmates—uhh, apprentices—to fall into darkness. This in turn caused the fall of Radiant Garden, and the catapulting of the events of Kingdom Hearts I.

So yeah, fast forward to KH1, Terra!nort gets all weird and even freakier than before, and initiates to prey on little Sora and Riku. He fails with Sora, but succeeds with Riku, and proceeds on butt-raping Riku all the way to Oblivion. But unlike Terra, Riku actually succeeds on escaping Terra!nort's ephebophilic grasp. This kinda pisses off Terra!nort, but he gives up and just goes back to managing his newly set up Orgy XIII. Here, presents himself under the guise of Xemnas, because he likes how it can re-arranged to spell "MAN SEX". Here, within the Orgy XIII, he tells his bitches his plans of world ephebo domination: that once they all gather enough hearts to fill Kingdom Hearts, it will grant them their wish of having loads and loads of ephebos to themselves. This makes all the Orgy XIII members happy, because that meant everyone didn't have to rely on sharing Roxas and Namine anymore. Also, they especially no longer have to rely on sharing and using Vexen's freaky, defective sex dolls (aka Repliku and Xion).

So there you go. The reason why Xehanort is a total ephebophile, especially after knowing the plot of Birth by Sleep.

LOL xD!
I thought you really summarize it.

Originally Posted by Stars

Having Ventus heart in Sora is not the reason Sora can weild a keyblade

Yeah. Sora can wield a keyblade due to his strong heart.

**Ragnell 37** · January 29, 2011, 03:45 PM

I while back I sat down and wrote an extremely detailed description of every event in BbS, the events after BbS, and the beginning of KH1, but I have no idea if there's any use for (and by detailed I mean 28,000 words long). I originally planned to use/share it as a fanfic tool, so I don't have to look back through 1.623 million cutscenes to find an event I'm looking for. But I'm not really writing much KH fanfiction at the moment, so I feel like I wasted a crapton of time for no reason. I was thinking that I could post it somewhere to help series newbies or people who missed a game to get up to speed. But I have no idea where, if anywhere, there is to post it.

**Jelai** · January 30, 2011, 09:38 AM

Originally Posted by Crystal

LOL xD!
I thought you really summarize it.

Yeah. Sora can wield a keyblade due to his strong heart.

Thanks. xD

Originally Posted by Ragnell 37

I while back I sat down and wrote an extremely detailed description of every event in BbS, the events after BbS, and the beginning of KH1, but I have no idea if there's any use for (and by detailed I mean 28,000 words long). I originally planned to use/share it as a fanfic tool, so I don't have to look back through 1.623 million cutscenes to find an event I'm looking for. But I'm not really writing much KH fanfiction at the moment, so I feel like I wasted a crapton of time for no reason. I was thinking that I could post it somewhere to help series newbies or people who missed a game to get up to speed. But I have no idea where, if anywhere, there is to post it.

Like I said, you could just post it on FanFiction.net. Quite a couple of people on there have already done epic novelizations of other video games like the Final Fantasy games. You could just call it "The Novelization of Kingdom Hearts" or "The Compilation of Kingdom Hearts" or something like that.

**Stars** · January 30, 2011, 01:07 PM

Originally Posted by Jelai

I wonder if someone on FanFiction.net actually made a novelization of Kingdom Hearts? I've seen this been done to some of the Final Fantasy games. In fact, I read a novelization of Final Fantasy VII before I got around to playing it, and already knew half of the storyline by the time I finally got around to playing the game.

Otherwise, I made this summary of Birth by Sleep and a short chronology of the overal KH plot long time ago to explain to my friend who didn't understand the KH storyline anymore:

Spoiler: The REAL Kingdom Hearts story...made relevant.

So this is what really went happened in Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep:

Old grandpa Master Xehanort begins to get all pedophillic (or more like ephebophilic to be technically correct, since pedophilia is sexual attraction for children ages 13 and under, while ephebophilia is sexual attraction for teenagers ages 14-19) for his students, and starts tapping Ven's and Terra's assess. He makes Ventus his bitch for a while until he finally gets what he wants from him—Ventus's pure darkness—and then dumps Ventus for his scary, pure darkness form called Vanitas. So old gramps here uses Vanitas as a creepy sex toy for a while. He even uses Vanitas on Ventus.

Then gramps proceeds to molest his other student, Terra. He sees that Terra has a cuter shota baby face than Ventus does. Terra's body was also firm, sexy, and well built, kinda like the artist Caravaggio's boy art models/apprentices. mmmmmmmm

Terra's cute baby face, along with his body, makes gramps all hard and horny. Gramps also envies Terra's hot, young adult body and wants it for himself. When he finds out that Terra is all emo and moping around because of some problems he's having with the darkness, Gramps saw this as an opportune moment to use his ephebophile powers on Terra. So Gramps is all like, "Why hello there, Terraaaaa...I see you're having problems dealing with your darkness. C'mere, boy, let me help you with your problem, and I'll make you feel all better..."

So then Gramps proceeds to butt-rape Terra. Terra, exhausted from the butt-raping, succumbs to darkness, and Gramps becomes victorious in overtaking Terra's hot, sweaty, flushed body. So now gramps becomes hot, young Terra!nort.

Gramps, now as Terra!nort, then proceeds to hunting down Aqua, so that he can finally feel her boobs without Aqua freaking out that an old man is the one that's groping them. But Aqua still gets pissed off and proceeds to dominate Terra!nort. However, she fails, leading Terra!nort to succeed in topping her and sending her to an orgasmic Realm of Darkness, where she lies and indulges in endless, sensuous ecstasy for nearly an eternity. Terra!nort soon also comes, and he joins along with her in the Realm of Darkness. However, Aqua, humiliated at the thought that her dominatrix powers have been taken away, proceeds to banish Terra!nort back into the Realm of Light so that he can leave Aqua alone to mope in peace.

This causes Terra!nort to get all pissy. He storms through Tifa's Seventh Heaven bar in Radiant Garden, and asks the bar girl for a crap load amounts of whiskey to drink his sorrows away. This gets Terra!nort drunk—and I mean, really drunk—that he somehow ends up on the shores of Radiant Garden, all fuzzy and woozy from the drunkenness. He begins to get all amnesiac and can't remember anything prior to his visit to Tifa's bar. Wise Ansem finds Terra!nort all sprawled out on the shore and proceeds to take him in as his Playboy playmate—err, I mean—apprentice. At this time, one of Wise Ansem's Playboy playmates—err, apprentices—Braig, starts to get all jealous that Ansem was favoring Terra!nort over him. Braig also knew what really went on though. Back then, waaay back then, he made a deal with ol' grampy Master Xehanort on something: harass Terra, and I'll give you the super Keyblade-wielding powers of the POWAH RANGERZ. So this led Braig on having to play as sexual predator on Terra, pissing Terra off and in turn, causing Terra to blast away one of Braig's eye and give him face scars. This pissed Braig off big time, so one day he'll have his revenge on Terra by teaming up with ol' grampy Masta Xehanort and helping grampa Xehy furthur his plan on world ephebo domination. This way, gramps can have all the ephebos of the world to himself, and Braig can proceed to butt-rape Terra so hard for taking away his eye and giving him face scars.

So yeah, Braig proceeds to mess up Wise Ansem's Playboy Mansion—uhh, I mean, castle—by persuading Terra!nort to crash Ansem's upcoming orgy—err, experiment—with darkness, while cautiously, faintly reminding Terra!nort of the secret plan they hatched together on world ephebo domination. So the next night, Terra!nort crashes Wise Ansem's orgy—I mean—experiment, causing all six of Ansem's Playboy playmates—uhh, apprentices—to fall into darkness. This in turn caused the fall of Radiant Garden, and the catapulting of the events of Kingdom Hearts I.

So yeah, fast forward to KH1, Terra!nort gets all weird and even freakier than before, and initiates to prey on little Sora and Riku. He fails with Sora, but succeeds with Riku, and proceeds on butt-raping Riku all the way to Oblivion. But unlike Terra, Riku actually succeeds on escaping Terra!nort's ephebophilic grasp. This kinda pisses off Terra!nort, but he gives up and just goes back to managing his newly set up Orgy XIII. Here, presents himself under the guise of Xemnas, because he likes how it can re-arranged to spell "MAN SEX". Here, within the Orgy XIII, he tells his bitches his plans of world ephebo domination: that once they all gather enough hearts to fill Kingdom Hearts, it will grant them their wish of having loads and loads of ephebos to themselves. This makes all the Orgy XIII members happy, because that meant everyone didn't have to rely on sharing Roxas and Namine anymore. Also, they especially no longer have to rely on sharing and using Vexen's freaky, defective sex dolls (aka Repliku and Xion).

So there you go. The reason why Xehanort is a total ephebophile, especially after knowing the plot of Birth by Sleep.

LOL.. This is an epic KH story xD!!

**ffx_fanatic1405** · January 31, 2011, 03:38 PM

Originally Posted by chihuahuaman

"Bwahahaha! I'm Ansem, Seeker of Darkness, i want Kingdom Hearts!" "Hey, i'm Sora, 14-year old boy that fights with a Wooden Swor- Ooh, House-Key!" "Argh! The 14-year old boy defeated me with his ultimate weapon- A Plot Hole!" - Kingdom Hearts.

"Hey, its me, Sora again. I found a strange castle so i walked in and i'm forgetting stuff, whee!" "I'm Marluxia, a grown man with pink hair that kidnapped a 14-year old girl and AM NOT, a pedophile!" "Whee! I just beat up a flamboyant grown man and i have to go to sleep now, whee!" - Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories.

"Hi, i'm Roxas, i live in a town thats never day or night and i am not, an emo!" "Hi! Its me Sora again, i went through a huge growth spurt in only a year inside a pod and i need new cloths! Oh look, an old man giving out free cloths for teenage boys, that is so not suspicious!" "I'm Xemnas, i'm evil and lead a group of weirdos in Black Cloaks, oh look, they are all dead and i'm getting killed by two teenage boys! Whoops, looks like i'm dead!" - Kingdom Hearts II.
Part I.

Originally Posted by chihuahuaman

REmake!!!!! - Kingdom Hearts RE: Chain of Memories.

"Hi, its me Roxas again. I am friends with Axel and Xion. Xion is a clone of my Somebody but i'm to stubborn to admit it. Bye Org. XIII, time to quit! Oh hi Xion, we suddenly have to fight now! Die!!!!!! Oh look-Candy!!!!!!! Huh, what is that guy doing there? Huh? You want to kidnap me and erase my memories after beating me up? Yay!!!!!! - Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days.

"Hey, i'm Terra, i killed my Master, Eraqus, and beat up an old man thats been misleading me and is stealing my body- Now i'm Xehanort! Oh look, the Lingering Will which is beating me up!" "Sup', i'm Armor." "I'm Ventus, but you can call me Ven, and i got to fight my Darkness which was removed from my body by my old Master who IS NOT, a pedophile! And now i'm a vegetable!" "Hello, i'm Aqua, and by orders from my Master i have to stalk my friend and bring back my other friend. Hey, your not Terra! Now i'm automatically Master Aqua and i beat up my possessed friend and am stuck in a Dark place with an old man voiced by Christopher Lee and Corey Burton." - Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sleep.

"Haha! I'm Mickey Mouse, i have to make a Data replica of the series protagonist." "Hi, i'm Data Sora, and i'm a clone that has to do what the original Sora did!" "Hey, its Mickey Mouse again, now i'm going to send Sora a Letter-in-a-Bottle of more stuff he has to do!" - Kingdom Hearts Coded.

REmake!!!!! - Kingdom Hearts RE:Coded.

Part II.

That's all the story... in a nutshell! ;3

Originally Posted by Maxyli138

Just thinking about trying to explain Kingdom Hearts entirely gives me a migrane. How about a summary?

KHI - Boy gets key. Key is special. Boy use key to fight evil creatures with tempered duck and strange dog. Boy's best friend becomes evil. Boy's other best friend is loses her heart and is kidnapped by evil best friend. Boy saves girl best friend by stabbing himself with other key. Boy fights strange man and strange man opens big door and dies. Boy's evil best friend is good again and helps Boy close big door with large mouse. Boy best friend behind door. Girl best friend goes home. Boy becomes hero boy and goes on another journey.

CoM - Hero boy goes to big castle. Witch Girl in big castle takes hero boy's memories and gives him false memories. Hero Boy is not smart and believes witch girl is his best friend and forgets real girl best friend. Hero Boy defeats creepy pink-haired man and goes to sleep to get memories back. Hero Boy's boy best friend also goes to castle. Boy best friend fights strange man in first game and wins. Boy best friend meets bandaged man. Boy best friend and large mouse leave.

KHII - Other boy lives in town. Town is not real. Other boy remembers past and goes into hero boy to become whole. Hero Boy wakes up. Hero Boy finds out strange man in first game is part of another man who was the apprentice of bandaged man and stole his name. And there's a nobody man running around who's the other part of apprentice man that hero boy must defeat. Girl best friend is kidnapped again. Hero Boy saves girl best friend again and finds boy best friend who looks like strange man. Boy best friend turns back into normal self. Hero Boy finds out other boy is his nobody. Girl best friend finds out witch girl is her nobody. Hero Boy and friends defeat nobody man and all other nobodies. But nobody man is not really dead so hero boy and boy best friend defeat him again and go home. Later hero boy gets letter from large mouse.

Days - Other boy is in nobody group and becomes friends with red-haired man and clone of hero boy who looks like girl best friend. Other boy gets confused and leaves nobody group. Other boy fights clone girl and clone girl dies. Everyone forgets clone girl. Other boy fights boy best friend and loses. Other boy's memories are removed and other boy is put in fake town.

BbS - Apprentice man is actually old man controlling young man's body. Pure boy looks just like other boy and has no darkness in him because old man took out pure boy's darkness out and made dark boy. Pure boy and dark boy fight to make special key. Pure boy and dark boy fight again and destroy special key. Pure boy loses heart and heart goes into hero boy as a young child. Girl tries to save young man and pure boy but goes into darkness.

Coded - Large mouse makes data version of hero boy and data hero boy does the same thing as hero boy in first game. Large mouse sends letter to hero boy.

Wow... Big long explanation!

Originally Posted by chihuahuaman

Wow. You actually put effort into your explanation unlike mine. If you want to read mine check my signature.

Yeah, but yours was funnier. No offense other person.

Originally Posted by Grass

Everyone is Sora .

Yup.. that's also all in a nutshell.

This one I liked more!

Originally Posted by Jelai

I wonder if someone on FanFiction.net actually made a novelization of Kingdom Hearts? I've seen this been done to some of the Final Fantasy games. In fact, I read a novelization of Final Fantasy VII before I got around to playing it, and already knew half of the storyline by the time I finally got around to playing the game.

Otherwise, I made this summary of Birth by Sleep and a short chronology of the overal KH plot long time ago to explain to my friend who didn't understand the KH storyline anymore:

Spoiler: The REAL Kingdom Hearts story...made relevant.

So this is what really went happened in Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep:

Old grandpa Master Xehanort begins to get all pedophillic (or more like ephebophilic to be technically correct, since pedophilia is sexual attraction for children ages 13 and under, while ephebophilia is sexual attraction for teenagers ages 14-19) for his students, and starts tapping Ven's and Terra's assess. He makes Ventus his bitch for a while until he finally gets what he wants from him—Ventus's pure darkness—and then dumps Ventus for his scary, pure darkness form called Vanitas. So old gramps here uses Vanitas as a creepy sex toy for a while. He even uses Vanitas on Ventus.

Then gramps proceeds to molest his other student, Terra. He sees that Terra has a cuter shota baby face than Ventus does. Terra's body was also firm, sexy, and well built, kinda like the artist Caravaggio's boy art models/apprentices. mmmmmmmm

Terra's cute baby face, along with his body, makes gramps all hard and horny. Gramps also envies Terra's hot, young adult body and wants it for himself. When he finds out that Terra is all emo and moping around because of some problems he's having with the darkness, Gramps saw this as an opportune moment to use his ephebophile powers on Terra. So Gramps is all like, "Why hello there, Terraaaaa...I see you're having problems dealing with your darkness. C'mere, boy, let me help you with your problem, and I'll make you feel all better..."

So then Gramps proceeds to butt-rape Terra. Terra, exhausted from the butt-raping, succumbs to darkness, and Gramps becomes victorious in overtaking Terra's hot, sweaty, flushed body. So now gramps becomes hot, young Terra!nort.

Gramps, now as Terra!nort, then proceeds to hunting down Aqua, so that he can finally feel her boobs without Aqua freaking out that an old man is the one that's groping them. But Aqua still gets pissed off and proceeds to dominate Terra!nort. However, she fails, leading Terra!nort to succeed in topping her and sending her to an orgasmic Realm of Darkness, where she lies and indulges in endless, sensuous ecstasy for nearly an eternity. Terra!nort soon also comes, and he joins along with her in the Realm of Darkness. However, Aqua, humiliated at the thought that her dominatrix powers have been taken away, proceeds to banish Terra!nort back into the Realm of Light so that he can leave Aqua alone to mope in peace.

This causes Terra!nort to get all pissy. He storms through Tifa's Seventh Heaven bar in Radiant Garden, and asks the bar girl for a crap load amounts of whiskey to drink his sorrows away. This gets Terra!nort drunk—and I mean, really drunk—that he somehow ends up on the shores of Radiant Garden, all fuzzy and woozy from the drunkenness. He begins to get all amnesiac and can't remember anything prior to his visit to Tifa's bar. Wise Ansem finds Terra!nort all sprawled out on the shore and proceeds to take him in as his Playboy playmate—err, I mean—apprentice. At this time, one of Wise Ansem's Playboy playmates—err, apprentices—Braig, starts to get all jealous that Ansem was favoring Terra!nort over him. Braig also knew what really went on though. Back then, waaay back then, he made a deal with ol' grampy Master Xehanort on something: harass Terra, and I'll give you the super Keyblade-wielding powers of the POWAH RANGERZ. So this led Braig on having to play as sexual predator on Terra, pissing Terra off and in turn, causing Terra to blast away one of Braig's eye and give him face scars. This pissed Braig off big time, so one day he'll have his revenge on Terra by teaming up with ol' grampy Masta Xehanort and helping grampa Xehy furthur his plan on world ephebo domination. This way, gramps can have all the ephebos of the world to himself, and Braig can proceed to butt-rape Terra so hard for taking away his eye and giving him face scars.

So yeah, Braig proceeds to mess up Wise Ansem's Playboy Mansion—uhh, I mean, castle—by persuading Terra!nort to crash Ansem's upcoming orgy—err, experiment—with darkness, while cautiously, faintly reminding Terra!nort of the secret plan they hatched together on world ephebo domination. So the next night, Terra!nort crashes Wise Ansem's orgy—I mean—experiment, causing all six of Ansem's Playboy playmates—uhh, apprentices—to fall into darkness. This in turn caused the fall of Radiant Garden, and the catapulting of the events of Kingdom Hearts I.

So yeah, fast forward to KH1, Terra!nort gets all weird and even freakier than before, and initiates to prey on little Sora and Riku. He fails with Sora, but succeeds with Riku, and proceeds on butt-raping Riku all the way to Oblivion. But unlike Terra, Riku actually succeeds on escaping Terra!nort's ephebophilic grasp. This kinda pisses off Terra!nort, but he gives up and just goes back to managing his newly set up Orgy XIII. Here, presents himself under the guise of Xemnas, because he likes how it can re-arranged to spell "MAN SEX". Here, within the Orgy XIII, he tells his bitches his plans of world ephebo domination: that once they all gather enough hearts to fill Kingdom Hearts, it will grant them their wish of having loads and loads of ephebos to themselves. This makes all the Orgy XIII members happy, because that meant everyone didn't have to rely on sharing Roxas and Namine anymore. Also, they especially no longer have to rely on sharing and using Vexen's freaky, defective sex dolls (aka Repliku and Xion).

So there you go. The reason why Xehanort is a total ephebophile, especially after knowing the plot of Birth by Sleep.

**ultima-demi** · January 31, 2011, 08:02 PM

Sora,key,save world,darkness,mindfcks,the end.

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