I hate to say it but this series needs a reboot

[Sora3525]

Originally Posted by Puck

The same way Prince of Persia is getting a reboot, I think KH needs a reboot. CoM and KH2 pretty much destroyed this series. My proposal in a reboot is make Sora completely different and more human like Zack. Different hair, clothes, and keyblade design. Less yaoi, better dialogue, more mature storyline( Disney proved they can be mature), no Namine, the Heartless scarier, Xehanort more evil, and no nobodies. Just start over from scratch and make something epic.

This series needs a Prince of Persia or Batman Begins style reboot. Heck, rebooting worked for Zelda. Ocarina of Time was a reboot and it was epic beyond belief.

Currently I don't see how these spinoffs or KH3 can fix this mess. KH3 will probably just involve more mind wiping and search of memories and stuff. Reboot is needed and the character Sora definitely needs a reboot. He's on the same level as Two Face from Batman Forever( and as you can see that character is finally getting justice).

You know what i think? i think KH is fine the way it is.

[Karate]

Originally Posted by Riku-Keyblade

And on one of the occasions he said he would do anything the other wanted... :O

I paused and walked away from my PS2 during my first playthrough of KH2 for that reason alone. That was the only time I paused. Not to go to the bathroom, not to eqat, but to laugh at the gayness.

well, like ansem the wise said (may he rest in peace XD) sora is too nice for his own good...

And his niceness almost got him poked in the mouth. XD
[Gay joke of the year. There will never be another opportunity or a set up THAT good. In fact, I'm going to sig it.]

[Tobuoi]

Puck, from what I've read (which admittedly isn't everything that's been posted), I agree with you. HOWEVER, I really don't see such a thing happening with the KH series. See, the thing is, people like you and I care about the potential creativity and uniqueness of a game. People like Tetsuya Nomura, however, car about the potential profits that they'll make, which is why they keep making games like CoM and 358/2 Days where they specifically say, "Yeah, you won't have to play these games to keep up with the actual storyline." Which means...it's a worthless piece of crap that they still expect you to spend $40+ on.

I could maybe see the games being remade in ten or so years...but it'd have to be by a different company or else a completely different team within Square Enix...

What I think that they SHOULD'VE done was mature with the character. Kind of like Harry Potter...and I know that KH and HP are in no way similar (other than common cliches, obviously), but I did like the way that the books' maturity progressed with Harry's. The first KH was a very good game. It was intended for children, but it still had a lot of plot elements that more mature players could grab onto. Sure, there were a few things missing, but that's what sequels are SUPPOSED to be for...*shrug* I guess we'll just have to wait and see what happens.

[~azure.requiem]

Originally Posted by PostMentalFerocity

I paused and walked away from my PS2 during my first playthrough of KH2 for that reason alone. That was the only time I paused. Not to go to the bathroom, not to eqat, but to laugh at the gayness.



And his niceness almost got him poked in the mouth. XD
[Gay joke of the year. There will never be another opportunity or a set up THAT good. In fact, I'm going to sig it.]

~ oh wow. there really is nothing to say to that.
~ yeah. anyways, this game has to much of a thick plot to not get serious. (why does this sound like a relationship on the rocks?)

[madammina]

Originally Posted by PostMentalFerocity

Oh God, I've become V.A.T.13

YES! Now I can watch you argue about and with yourself!

Okay, I'll admit I skipped after reading the first two pages to get here, but here is my opinion.

KH2 was to be teen, but I think it was for the blood and alcohol in Port Royal than alot else.

On Yaoi, it's just simply rampant fan speculation based on fans mis interpreting or twisting quotes and actions. If in CoM or KH3 someone finds something similar to Hot Coffee, I will bow to the Yaoi people (FIND, not put in to make me wrong)

I prefer Nobodies (well, the High ranking ones) to heartless (except for Ansem.) Why, because Ansem, Org XIII, and the Disney villains did something no other heartless did. Plot and plan. They thought about what they wanted and figured out a way to do it. It shows coldbloodedness (especially when they talk about murder) This equals better villains than one who just says "Screw you" and shoots them. Though those are scary too, the heartless never gave me that feeling. (Ben Linus from Lost is an excellent and scary plotter.)

Mind wiping, not big for me. It really hasn't been brought up again, but I do want Sora to reclaim his CoM memories.

Namine and Roxas I am skipping because Roxas had (so far) seven days to know him. I need a little more interaction before I make my decision. Namine I'm skipping, but I did like her in CoM.

DiZ, interesting. I have gotten into WAY to many argument over whether he is good or evil.

On the Spin offs, I am wating eagerly. I will only be able to play 358/2 but BBS is the one that looks good. And since at least Terra is older than Sora (and I think Aqua is too) you should see them grappling with some not quite kiddish stuff (murder of MX comes to mind)

I think that's it for now, but Like with everything, some things do need a little TLC. Other stuff, are great how they are.

[Dexter]

Wow, just wow.

1. Puck just because you play mature games doesn't really make you mature. Your 21 and on a KH fan site where there are bunch of 13-16 year olds posting. If I didn't know any better I would of thought your a preadetor.

2. Also for everyone who says "I don't like KH", and later when asked "why are you still on this forums?" You respond to "THERE ARE OTHER THINGS ON THESE FORUMS BESIDES KH." True but considering 1/3 of these forums are KH related you are still attached to KH.

Really what I have to say to everyone is.............
.....You guys are very passionate over Disney-Square game, and really want to act mature. But your not, if your ever still on these forums you'll still be considerd a KH nerds...not tryin to be harsh or anything, just honest...//

[Karate]

Originally Posted by madammina

YES! Now I can watch you argue about and with yourself!

VATPMF: Sora's gay
PMF: No he's not. There are no canon pairings.
VATPMF: blah blah blah [insert reference to yaoi] blah blah blah Axel's penis blah blah blah ****** blah
PMF: 1. Double ******. 2. Then again, Sora did get on his knees in front of a man and told him that he'd do anything. 4. Your debating skills are weak because you're a woman. 5. [Insert sexist joke]
VATPMF: Triple ******. You have no girls. Irrelevant argument from 7 months ago. You'll never take my chastity -3- [Insert retarded fangirl logic] (the word logic is a link btw)
PMF: Blah blah blah you're unimportant. [Insert PMF's penis in VAT's mouth joke, but not a joke][Insert Metal Gear Joke]
VATPMF: [does not get Metal Gear joke] Snake>You
PMF: F--k you
VATPMF: NEVARZ -3-
PMF: [Sexyback plays in background] Oh yeah, Sora and Jack slow danced for Jack's limit. Sora was the woman in the dance. You're just mad because you get none.
VATPMF: C*ckmonger
PMF: Rugmuncher
VATPMF: Still win. Bi girls win.
PMF: Cept she has a penis and AIDS. Have a nice life
VATPMF: To go with the herpes you caught from the hooker from on the crack road?
PMF: Man my grandaddy taught me how to whoop ass. [Stabs VAT in face] You should stop falling on my swords. They tend to get bloody around you.
VATPMF: spam
PMF: spam
VATPMF: spam
[10 pages and later]
VATPMF: loser
PMF: crackwhore
azure: It's love I tells ya.
PMF: Stop interrupting mommy and daddy when they're arguing.
VATPMF: [goes off to fondle self]
PMF: [goes to molest VAT's soon to be corpse.] NECROPHILIA!
[3 months later]
PMF: [MEGABUMP] You're still a carpetmuncher.
[/VAT]

Happy? ^_^


If anyone didn't catch that, it was another gay joke about Sora. Jack's limit. Check it out.

[Audo]

Originally Posted by PostMentalFerocity

VATPMF: Sora's gay
PMF: No he's not. There are no canon pairings.
VATPMF: blah blah blah [insert reference to yaoi] blah blah blah Axel's penis blah blah blah ****** blah
PMF: 1. Double ******. 2. Then again, Sora did get on his knees in front of a man and told him that he'd do anything. 4. Your debating skills are weak because you're a woman. 5. [Insert sexist joke]
VATPMF: Triple ******. You have no girls. Irrelevant argument from 7 months ago. You'll never take my chastity -3- [Insert retarded fangirl logic] (the word logic is a link btw)
PMF: Blah blah blah you're unimportant. [Insert PMF's penis in VAT's mouth joke, but not a joke][Insert Metal Gear Joke]
VATPMF: [does not get Metal Gear joke] Snake>You
PMF: F--k you
VATPMF: NEVARZ -3-
PMF: [Sexyback plays in background] Oh yeah, Sora and Jack slow danced for Jack's limit. Sora was the woman in the dance. You're just mad because you get none.
VATPMF: C*ckmonger
PMF: Rugmuncher
VATPMF: Still win. Bi girls win.
PMF: Cept she has a penis and AIDS. Have a nice life
VATPMF: To go with the herpes you caught from the hooker from on the crack road?
PMF: Man my grandaddy taught me how to whoop ass. [Stabs VAT in face] You should stop falling on my swords. They tend to get bloody around you.
VATPMF: spam
PMF: spam
VATPMF: spam
[10 pages and later]
VATPMF: loser
PMF: crackwhore
azure: It's love I tells ya.
PMF: Stop interrupting mommy and daddy when they're arguing.
VATPMF: [goes off to fondle self]
PMF: [goes to molest VAT's soon to be corpse.] NECROPHILIA!
[3 months later]
PMF: [MEGABUMP] You're still a carpetmuncher.
[/VAT]

Happy? ^_^


If anyone didn't catch that, it was another gay joke about Sora. Jack's limit. Check it out.

You skipped point 3 in the fourth line.
Just thought I would point that out...
Good lord the forums are dead.

[Karate]

Originally Posted by Riku-Keyblade

You skipped point 3 in the fourth line.
Just thought I would point that out...
Good lord the forums are dead.

PMF: spam
VATPMF: spam
PMF: spam

KHVandread: [5 minute laughing binge] Sup bitches, 1 R iz teh ub3r wif m4i 1337 modz sk1||z. [Pulls out Keyblade.]
LOCK'D!

[Darkslayers]

Well, I seen no promblem with Com. It didn't hurt the series at all. Yesh, people might have hated it. But atleast there Making KH games right?

And no reboot. That would hurt it for sure. People hate to see new everything.... Well I think.

[madammina]

Great. I can't rep. Have I ever mentioned I like your parody posts?

Anyway (separates PMF's 2 halves) can we get back on topic.

Series = minor tweaking and TLC, not necessarily a reboot. And if it did reboot we might have to through all previous canon out of the window.

And you can't you LoZ. Different Links and Zelda's every time.

[Karate]

Originally Posted by madammina

Great. I can't rep. Have I ever mentioned I like your parody posts?

A lot of people do. Part of the reason why I do them. For amusement. This dry spell is annoying everyone.

Anyway (separates PMF's 2 halves) can we get back on topic.

VATPMF: F--k yo couch.

Series = minor tweaking and TLC, not necessarily a reboot. And if it did reboot we might have to through all previous canon out of the window.

I could fix it in two months.

[TheNewXIII]

Okay Puck from what I've read so far which isn't everything because your a ****ing idiot, you have major issues with anything that doesn't suit to your tastes in video games. Kingdom Hearts is a video game for kids, and yes adults in some points of it. It is an amazing game that has one of the best story lines for a video game I've ever seen. I think the only reason you don't like the little yaoi moments there are, which aren't that yaoi-ish to me, it's just two best friends sharing a caring moment. And if you think that's gay then you've got some serious issues. Obviously you're so insecure about your sexuality that you have to trash on a very great game to get any kind of idea that your straight.

This might not make sense to you but I think most of us agree that your too stupid to have an opinion anyways!

[Karate]

Originally Posted by TheNewXIII

Okay Puck from what I've read so far which isn't everything because your a ****ing idiot, you have major issues with anything that doesn't suit to your tastes in video games. Kingdom Hearts is a video game for kids, and yes adults in some points of it. It is an amazing game that has one of the best story lines for a video game I've ever seen. I think the only reason you don't like the little yaoi moments there are, which aren't that yaoi-ish to me, it's just two best friends sharing a caring moment. And if you think that's gay then you've got some serious issues. Obviously you're so insecure about your sexuality that you have to trash on a very great game to get any kind of idea that your straight.

This might not make sense to you but I think most of us agree that your too stupid to have an opinion anyways!

Wow, you sure showed him. I mean, you told off a guy who doesn't even come to the forum anymore. WAY TO GO! I hope you read the rules where it said no flaming, because the mods have been enforcing that rule as of late. So keep up the good work genius. You made yourself look really intelligent by verbally attacking someone who's not here to even respond to you.

This might not make sense to you, but I as well as the smarter portion of the forum agree that you're too stupid to form any opinion anyways. So lrn2smart and shut the hell up.

Have a nice day ^_^

[*~NeoAdamus~*]

I think i've said it before, but man do i love these threads