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August 15th, 2007, 06:53 AM
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#1 | | Heartless
MapleStory is offline
Registered: Jan 2007 Location: Morgan Hill Posts: 50 | Wal to Wal mart Note: The name "Wal Mart" is a registered trademark of the Wal Mart thingy and is protected by international copyright laws blah blah blah
1) Set all the alarms to go off 5 minutes after each other
2) Put super glue on the ground
3) Go to an employee and say "Theres a Code 5 on Aisle 10" and see what he does
4) Spray all the air fresheners in the car department
5) Put a magnet near the compasses
6) Knock all the clothes off the rack
7) Spit a huge wad of gum into a sock
8) Put womens clothes in the mens section
9) Swap the price tags on all the stuff
10) Super glue a quarter to the ground and watch someone try to pick it up
11) Leave a chocolate bar in the toliet
12) Swap all the hangers to confuse people about the true size
13) Get into duels with the wrapping paper
14) Put video games in the clothes area, car stuff in the pool area, etc.
15) Have races in shopping carts around the store.
16) Stand by the PS3 or some other system you can play and play it all day
17) Throw Skittles at people while shouting "TASTE THE RAINBOW"
18) Stand behind an unused cash register and turn on the light and when people walk by grab there ankles
19) Make funny faces in front of the security cameras
20) Super glue a fake $20 bill to the floor and see how many people try to get it
21) Wrap paper towels around automatic sinks so they never stop.
22) Hide in a clothes rack and when someone comes by say "Pick me"
23) Ride a bicycle all over the store
24) Take carts and block off crowded aisles to trap and get people mad
25) Scream at the top of your lungs to get attention then act normal
26) Clog toliets
27) Go into the changing room and say "Hey this isnt the bathroom...oops uh attendent we need a cleanup here (after seeing this tons of time i finally posted it)
28) Take all the bikes and skateboards for a test drive
29) When the intercom comes on drop to your knees and say "I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD AGAIN!"
30) Buy stuff and when you pay for it pull out a bag of pennies, nickles, dimes, etc. coins and count it out right there
31) Go into the toy area and activate all those toys that sing, make annoying noises, and just are a plain pain in the ***
32) Play the demos on the consoles until the manager comes and says "We are closed please leave" and say "WAIT IM IN A BOSS BATTLE!!!"
33) Go up to an old man you had never seen before and say "GRANDPA! I THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN!"
34) Go to customer service, say your lost, and say you were with "I.P. Freely"
35) Get small toy ball's from the toy section, and when a small kid walks by, throw one and yell "PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU!"
36) Go walking around singing as loud as you can the song "ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!"
37) Fart on an air freshener and ask someone to smell the nozzle because you have sinous problems (make sure the fart is stinky)
38) Put random stuff in peoples carts when there not looking
39) Black out or change the prices on the tags
40) Shout "Target is better!" or "Kmart is better!" or "Wal-Mart sucks!" or something like that
41) Take a football out of the box and play tackle football in the aisles
42) Stick gum in the coin slots on games
43) When standing in the cashier line to pay for stuff turn to the people in back of you and ask "Why are we standing in this line?"
44) Screw around with digital cameras, camcorders, and stuff that records or takes picutres on display
45) Kick unsuspecting employees in the nuts
46) Go up to random people, point a stick in there face, and shout "AVADA KEDAVRA" (funnier if you stick a green laser pointer in the stick and turn it on when you shout Avada Kedavra the guy will freak out)
47) Lock the bathroom stall doors
48) Throw unpaid items through the doors and hide when the alarms go off
49) Go up to a male employee and shout "DADDY! I FOUND YOU!"
50) Ask employees where the nearest Target is
51)Go to the section with the pinatas and start hitting them with a cheese stick or a carrot and when an employe tells you to stop scream "BUT THE CANDY'S ALMOST OUT!!!" (thanks Skyler)
52) Jump into some random persons cart and start telling them to run as fast as they can
53) Take stuff out of random peoples carts and put it on the ground next to them. Then pretend you didnt see anything
Thats all i can think of for now. If your gonna submit ideas dont make dirty ideas or if they're stupid (like all of these are) make sure they aint sick. Thank you so much to all the people that submitted there ideas.
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August 15th, 2007, 02:11 PM
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#2 | | Line 'em up!
Victor is offline
Registered: Feb 2007 Location: New Jersey Age: 15 Posts: 6,478
Currently playing: Battlefield: Bad Company 2 | Re: Wal to Wal mart You really should get this moved to nonsense but I'm gonna try a few of these myself. Another fun one is take all the toilet paper and throw it away so there is none at all left. | |
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August 15th, 2007, 03:20 PM
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#3 | | KHI ALUMNI
Enchanted Rose is offline
Registered: Sep 2004 Posts: 2,679 | Re: Wal to Wal mart Lol, I like it. Sounds good, healthy fun.
Best ones:
17) Throw Skittles at people while shouting "TASTE THE RAINBOW"
23) Ride a bicycle all over the store
25) Scream at the top of your lungs to get attention then act normal
33) Go up to an old man you had never seen before and say "GRANDPA! I THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN!"
35) Get small toy ball's from the toy section, and when a small kid walks by, throw one and yell "PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU!
53) Take stuff out of random peoples carts and put it on the ground next to them. Then pretend you didnt see anything
Which ones did you try, Maple? | |
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August 15th, 2007, 06:10 PM
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#4 | | Your Mom's Mom's Daughter
Samber is offline
Registered: Feb 2007 Location: Orlando Florida Age: 17 Posts: 1,322 | Re: Wal to Wal mart XD Wow that looks like fun! I'm interested in seeing what happens when you do the Theres a Code 5 on Aisle 10" thing. lol...
1. Leave a fake snake in the bathroom. XD
that's all i can think of.
oh and i do this one all the time.
19) Make funny faces in front of the security cameras.
Lol
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August 15th, 2007, 06:18 PM
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#5 | | Dial 'M' for 'Motherfucker'
Massive Attack is offline
Registered: Nov 2006 Location: Location Location Age: 15 Posts: 4,233
Currently playing: video games are my favourite video games | Re: Wal to Wal mart Here's another one:
Break something and run away (I did that in a museum).
I could think of anoter one concerning toilets, but it's inappropriate.
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August 15th, 2007, 06:26 PM
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#6 | | Premium Member
Felix is offline
Registered: Apr 2006 Location: Across the Universe Posts: 2,411 | Re: Wal to Wal mart 9) Swap the price tags on all the stuff
10) Super glue a quarter to the ground and watch someone try to pick it up
11) Leave a chocolate bar in the toliet
12) Swap all the hangers to confuse people about the true size
19) Make funny faces in front of the security cameras
20) Super glue a fake $20 bill to the floor and see how many people try to get it
36) Go walking around singing as loud as you can the song "ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!"
47) Lock the bathroom stall doors
I did some of them with friends and also when I was young. I have done a few of them recently too. Can't think of any except for reading books in the store and don't pay for them. | |
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August 16th, 2007, 05:39 PM
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#7 | | Line 'em up!
Victor is offline
Registered: Feb 2007 Location: New Jersey Age: 15 Posts: 6,478
Currently playing: Battlefield: Bad Company 2 | Re: Wal to Wal mart Quote:
Originally Posted by Trace 9) Swap the price tags on all the stuff
10) Super glue a quarter to the ground and watch someone try to pick it up
11) Leave a chocolate bar in the toliet
12) Swap all the hangers to confuse people about the true size
19) Make funny faces in front of the security cameras
20) Super glue a fake $20 bill to the floor and see how many people try to get it
36) Go walking around singing as loud as you can the song "ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!"
47) Lock the bathroom stall doors
I did some of them with friends and also when I was young. I have done a few of them recently too. Can't think of any except for reading books in the store and don't pay for them. | 'Cause you know that is sooo badass. | |
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August 16th, 2007, 05:48 PM
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#8 | | out of order
Deeman is offline
Registered: Jan 2006 Location: Pierrefonds Age: 17 Posts: 3,098 | Re: Wal to Wal mart Hehe, I love each of your entries. <3
Hmm...
1) In the electronics section, turn up the music to an ear-deafening level.
2) Use your cell phone to pretend you're talking to someone, saying ridiculous things in a loud, booming voice.
3)If you're a guy, stand in the lingerie section with a stoned, lifeless expression on your face.
4) Again, if you're a guy, try on women's bras. (One of my friends actually did this with his brother; O_O)
5) Sing the new hit song on YouTube, "Chocolate Rain", in a painfully loud voice, strolling down various aisles while doing so.
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August 16th, 2007, 10:09 PM
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#9 | | Retired
Lycanthrope is offline
Registered: Dec 2006 Posts: 6,193 | Re: Wal to Wal mart I do about 50 % of them...
Bitch about sucky Wal-Mart customer service.
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August 16th, 2007, 11:15 PM
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#10 | | Right Click, Save As
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Registered: Dec 2005 Location: San Diego, California Age: 16 Posts: 1,482 | Re: Wal to Wal mart 1) Buy the industrial strength super glue(The Clear kind) and cover the toilet seats in it.
Lawl, i need to try some of these
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August 17th, 2007, 02:42 AM
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#11 | | The Rev is dead. Fucking lol.
Mythological Omega is offline
Registered: May 2006 Location: Act II, Scene VI: Home Age: 18 Posts: 7,473 | Re: Wal to Wal mart - Get on the intercom and yell, "Stoner in the medicine aisle!"
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August 18th, 2007, 01:12 AM
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#12 | | Banned
Azanulbizare is offline
Registered: May 2007 Location: American Age: 21 Posts: 640 | Re: Wal to Wal mart Quote:
Originally Posted by Mythological Omega - Get on the intercom and yell, "Boner in the medicine aisle!" | Sounds good . | |
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August 18th, 2007, 01:15 AM
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#13 | | out of order
Deeman is offline
Registered: Jan 2006 Location: Pierrefonds Age: 17 Posts: 3,098 | Re: Wal to Wal mart Quote:
Originally Posted by Azanulbizarė Sounds good . | oh u perversive little boy u
Haha, it would be awesome to see people do these things we've all listed. >.<
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August 18th, 2007, 04:33 AM
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#14 | | I am
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Registered: Dec 2005 Location: In the Garden of Hopes and Dreams, being mauled by Hummingbirds... Age: 20 Posts: 1,922 | Re: Wal to Wal mart Quote:
3) Go to an employee and say "Theres a Code 5 on Aisle 10" and see what he does
13) Get into duels with the wrapping paper
17) Throw Skittles at people while shouting "TASTE THE RAINBOW"
18) Stand behind an unused cash register and turn on the light and when people walk by grab there ankles
22) Hide in a clothes rack and when someone comes by say "Pick me"
29) When the intercom comes on drop to your knees and say "I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD AGAIN!"
31) Go into the toy area and activate all those toys that sing, make annoying noises, and just are a plain pain in the ***
33) Go up to an old man you had never seen before and say "GRANDPA! I THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN!"
35) Get small toy ball's from the toy section, and when a small kid walks by, throw one and yell "PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU!"
43) When standing in the cashier line to pay for stuff turn to the people in back of you and ask "Why are we standing in this line?"
48) Throw unpaid items through the doors and hide when the alarms go off
52) Jump into some random persons cart and start telling them to run as fast as they can
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I may attempt these. Sounds very fun... | |
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August 18th, 2007, 09:20 PM
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#15 | | Dual Wielder
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Registered: Mar 2007 Location: Trying to escape the land of idiots and retards Posts: 595 | Re: Wal to Wal mart I clogged the toilet in McDonalds lol, good times, good times.
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