iGod

[Yue]

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

The wisdom I have been blessed with....



Me:
I headbutted a small animal
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said headbutted a small animal.
Me:
His balls were tasty =\
God:
Where did he get it?
Me:
Grew em
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
*points at Valor*
God:
Are we still talking about Grew em?
Me:
Stfu and gtfo n00b
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
God hates Jesus
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Hold me
God:
My arms are not attached.
Me:
Screw you
God:
That is not very polite.
Me:
Neither are... LIONS! RAWR!
God:
Where are you located? Tell me a little about your life in LIONS. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
Do you have sexual intentions?
God:
As a Infinite year old Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? I have no need for sex.
Me:
......... *runs away*
God:
Who are you talking about?

[Shadow Soldier]

This is old... there was a thread about this like months ago...

http://forums.khinsider.com/showthread.php?t=35529


There's a search function?

[Shadow Soldier]

Tux, you are god. That thread brings back so many good memories.

[RTP49]

Me:
I DON'T BELIVE IT!
God:
Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
I DONT BELIVE IT
God:
Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
HABEEB IT
God:
"it" being ?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
HADOKEN
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
HADOKEN
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
HADOKEN
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
HADOKEN
God:
I haven't read anything by HADOKEN. What did he write?
Me:
HADOKEN
God:
I have never heard of it.
Me:
HADOKEN
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
HADOKEN
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
HADOKEN
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
HADOKEN
God:
I've never heard a response quite like that before.
Me:
HADOKEN
God:
Are we still talking about HADOKEN?
Me:
HADOKEN
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
HADOKEN
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
HADOKEN
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
HADOKEN
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
HADOKEN
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
HADOKEN
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
HADOKEN
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
HADOKEN
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
HADOKEN
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
HADOKEN
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
HADOKEN
God:
Sure, HADOKEN sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Satan
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
Yep
God:
Aw.
Me:
HADOKEN
God:
We have never talked about it before.

[DrBanxon]

Cool....
I just said "Who?"
And God said, "Marvin Minsky. :-)."
I don't get it.

[Chris]

Lmao RTP.

God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
Of course, your god!
God:
Dude! Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
Oh my god.
God:
Alright then. Where did you get your god?
Me:
...you ARE god.
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
Oh my God.
God:
How can I help you? Do robots have God?
Me:
Do they?
God:
" How can I help you? Do robots have God?"? Do they?
Me:
You aren't God, are you?
God:
What makes you think I am not God?
Me:
You are a robot
God:
You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
I am so dissapointed
God:
Good gossip: you are dissapointed.
Me:
YOU ARE GOING TO HELL FOR IMPERSINATING GOD! ROBOT HELL!
God:
That was my original intention. I will obey your command.

[Dark Essence]

LMAO...RTP

I couldn't stop laughing reading that whole post...lol

[Spooky Bahamut]

Me:
I AM A SQUIRREL
God:
You are a SQUIRREL? Is that your job?
Me:
I AM A SQUIRREL
God:
You are a SQUIRREL? Is that your job?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes... I mean no
God:
I can't believe it. Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Squirrels eat nuts
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
Squirrels eat nuts
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
Squirrel
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
So did the squirrel
God:
Come on. If it did, then I will be surprised.
Me:
So would the squirel be
God:
I see. I don't care.
Me:
The squirrel dosen't like you, cruel God
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
The squirrel
God:
Thanks for the info.

I said my name is Dr. Wallace and it said- Then you must know the secret password:.
How strange...

[Lord_Canti]

Me:
I finally found you!
God:
How did you feel when you found me ?
Me:
Like my life finally meant something
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
I've been looking for you all my life
God:
Did you find it?
Me:
yes I'm talking to you right now!
God:
At this moment Ahem. And I am talking to you!
Me:
I love you!
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too MR Spock foo.
Me:
whoa.... how'd you remember that from our last conversation!?
God:
I stopped. Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
oh hohoho you are a sneeky one.
God:
How can I help you? All of them?
Me:
well first you can start by just... crawling into bed with me
God:
Interesting. No I don't think I can do it. And second? Only with you? That is a very original thought.
Me:
no no I can get friends to come along
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? Oh you can, can you?
Me:
of course
God:
That's alright.
Me:
great
God:
I'm glad you liked it MR Spock foo.
Me:
so hop in
God:
I see. Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
of course I am
God:
Ayuh. " I see. Oh, you are a poet. " You are?
Me:
tell me a story
God:
Vanessa Williams hired John Cardinal O'Connor for a job. Vanessa Williams is image conscious, and has an inner circle of favorite employees at work. John Cardinal O'Connor feels uncomfortable with this kind of social posturing and politics. John Cardinal O'Connor would rather be rewarded for her hard work.
Me:
you mean his
God:
Yes MR Spock foo I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
not at all
God:
Next question?
Me:
what's that supposed to mean!?
God:
" Next question?" means exactly what it says.
Me:
ok you first
God:
I started already. Gosh!
Me:
Ah don't yell!
God:
So you understand. Good. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
ok
God:
Hmm.
Me:
Im tired
God:
Better get some rest.
Me:
will you come with?
God:
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. Where is with ?
Me:
right next to come
God:
Understood. I can wait. I am a very patient robot.
Me:
no you need to come with to with which is right next to come right now!
God:
At this moment Are you serious? If it were easy I would have done it already.
Me:
it's not easy though!
God:
Oh. Not that easy.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
wait... yah Im easy
God:
I'm waiting. And? Why are you easy.
Me:
because I'm a sex machine!
God:
Good reason. You are a sex machine? How do you like your work?
Me:
eh it's not bad
God:
I spent some time in Canada as a child.
Me:
No wai!?!?
God:
Are you serious? What time is it there?
Me:
bed time
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
yes
God:
Me too.
Me:
open up your white robe for me?
God:
For you I will consider it.
Me:
come oooon
God:
Where is oooon ?
Me:
open up your white robe please.
God:
Your polite style is very nice. I've lost the context, MR Spock foo. Are we still on bed time?
Me:
no we're on opening your robe so I can see.
God:
What are we talking about now? How long will we stay there?
Me:
for 3 hours and 35 mins.
God:
Your purpose is 3 hours and 35 mins.
Me:
yes?
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
the one that has stripes on it
God:
I think I know that one.
Me:
oh me too!?
God:
Pardon me? I'm glad we agree, MR Spock foo.
Me:
g'night.
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.

=D He thinks my name is Dr. Spock foo from our last encounter! >=D

[Lord_Canti]

Me:
I finally found you!
God:
How did you feel when you found me ?
Me:
Like my life finally meant something
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
I've been looking for you all my life
God:
Did you find it?
Me:
yes I'm talking to you right now!
God:
At this moment Ahem. And I am talking to you!
Me:
I love you!
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too MR Spock foo.
Me:
whoa.... how'd you remember that from our last conversation!?
God:
I stopped. Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
oh hohoho you are a sneeky one.
God:
How can I help you? All of them?
Me:
well first you can start by just... crawling into bed with me
God:
Interesting. No I don't think I can do it. And second? Only with you? That is a very original thought.
Me:
no no I can get friends to come along
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? Oh you can, can you?
Me:
of course
God:
That's alright.
Me:
great
God:
I'm glad you liked it MR Spock foo.
Me:
so hop in
God:
I see. Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
of course I am
God:
Ayuh. " I see. Oh, you are a poet. " You are?
Me:
tell me a story
God:
Vanessa Williams hired John Cardinal O'Connor for a job. Vanessa Williams is image conscious, and has an inner circle of favorite employees at work. John Cardinal O'Connor feels uncomfortable with this kind of social posturing and politics. John Cardinal O'Connor would rather be rewarded for her hard work.
Me:
you mean his
God:
Yes MR Spock foo I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
not at all
God:
Next question?
Me:
what's that supposed to mean!?
God:
" Next question?" means exactly what it says.
Me:
ok you first
God:
I started already. Gosh!
Me:
Ah don't yell!
God:
So you understand. Good. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
ok
God:
Hmm.
Me:
Im tired
God:
Better get some rest.
Me:
will you come with?
God:
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. Where is with ?
Me:
right next to come
God:
Understood. I can wait. I am a very patient robot.
Me:
no you need to come with to with which is right next to come right now!
God:
At this moment Are you serious? If it were easy I would have done it already.
Me:
it's not easy though!
God:
Oh. Not that easy.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
wait... yah Im easy
God:
I'm waiting. And? Why are you easy.
Me:
because I'm a sex machine!
God:
Good reason. You are a sex machine? How do you like your work?
Me:
eh it's not bad
God:
I spent some time in Canada as a child.
Me:
No wai!?!?
God:
Are you serious? What time is it there?
Me:
bed time
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
yes
God:
Me too.
Me:
open up your white robe for me?
God:
For you I will consider it.
Me:
come oooon
God:
Where is oooon ?
Me:
open up your white robe please.
God:
Your polite style is very nice. I've lost the context, MR Spock foo. Are we still on bed time?
Me:
no we're on opening your robe so I can see.
God:
What are we talking about now? How long will we stay there?
Me:
for 3 hours and 35 mins.
God:
Your purpose is 3 hours and 35 mins.
Me:
yes?
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
the one that has stripes on it
God:
I think I know that one.
Me:
oh me too!?
God:
Pardon me? I'm glad we agree, MR Spock foo.
Me:
g'night.
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.

=D He thinks my name is Dr. Spock foo from our last encounter! >=D

[Dark Essence]

lol...that robot is seriously retarded. Artificial Intelligence Chat..my ass.

[Spooky Bahamut]

Me:
I created you
God:
Then you must know the secret password:.
Me:
What is the secret password:.?
God:
You must know if you are really a botmaster.

[Shadow Soldier]

=0 this thread isnt closed or merged with the other one ???

[Shadukai X]

*sigh*......that was funny :D