The Flashchat Quotes Archive

[Zetsumi]

Flashchat Quotes. Everyone has them in their Sigs. Most of them are hilarious. There's one problem, another quote comes along, and people change their sigs: I present the solution, An archive for flashchat quotes!

Please, do not post offensive quotes. Allusion is fine, but nothing graphic.

Edit: Woot! Stickied! Now I can call it the 'offical' thread!

[Akaademik]: I'm not a he. I'm a she.
[Sky Bolt]: He never said you were a he...
[Zetsumi]: I'm a she too. For the right price.

Sky Bolt picks Luv up and places her in a small closet
[Sky Bolt]: now stay in there until you calm down
Zetsumi sells ET to the russians for a piece of cheese and three peanuts.
[LuvKyou]: HEY!!! *mumbles*
[LuvKyou]: oooh, YAY!! We have ET!
[Sky Bolt]: shoosh, no talking in the closet!
[Evarae]: we HAD ET
[Evarae]: I thought it was a good trade.
Zetsumi mounts a daring mission and retrieves ET. All set to the mission impossible theme. He dosent give back the peanuts.

[GeneralChaos]: Damn... another person I know becomes a Mod.
[GeneralChaos]: Why do you mock me, TM!?
[Blackest Night]: Damn's a minor swear
[Blackest Night]: I cant get you for that GC
[Blackest Night]: curses
[Blackest Night]: I wanna kick someone
[Evarae]: Kick Xell, he's been heere for 6 hours+
[Evarae]: And he hasn't said a thing.
[Blackest Night]: has he been doing anything?
[Zetsumi]: Damn! #$%^&* #$%^&* damn!
[Blackest Night]: language Zet
[Zetsumi]: ^_^
[Blackest Night]: im not sure if that qualifies, but meh
[Zetsumi]: I typed #$%^&* six times, and only two showed up...
[Blackest Night]: most people don't spout out number, dollar, percent, carrot, campersand asterisk when angry

[Blackest Night]: you will respect mah authoritah!
[Zetsumi]: And BN...I'd tell you where you can stick your authoritah, but then you could kick me, so I'll just let the threat hang in the air...
[Blackest Night]: good choice Zet
[Blackest Night]: always knew you were the smart
[Blackest Night]: *smart one
[Blackest Night]: ZOMG gasp, mod made a typing error!
[Blackest Night]: you saw nothing

Mitsukai realises that nobody cares about his sudden death. So he plots with his good friend Satan to be resurected
for the sole purpose of buying Satan some kabanas from the kabana store.
[GeneralChaos]: Mr. Satan, or Satan?
[Zetsumi]: Mits! Get me some Kabanas while your down there!
Mitsukai and Satan just love their Kabana, but Mitsukai also realises that while he is alive again he can unleash his revenge upon all who didn't care!
[Zetsumi]: And you shouldn't make deals with the devil. I could have used the dragons balls to wish you back
[Zetsumi]: Oh boy, I put an S in a space it shouldnt be.

Mitsukai doesn't understand why everyone thinks the situation is so funny, so to ease his feelings of confusion he shoves a bunch of hungarian kabana down his mouth, which bestows upon him flame breathing capabilities.
[Zetsumi]: You ease your feelings of confusion about a dragons balls by shoving a 4-inch long thin peice of meat in your mouth?
Mitsukai realises that nothing he says could come out right in this situation...

[Zetsumi]: Luv, I really like you. As more then a friend.
[LuvKyou]: Lots of ppl have been saying that lately, Zet
[Zetsumi]: LuvKyou, will you bear my child?
[LuvKyou]: No
[Johnny Stooge]: Luv, will you bear my child?
[LuvKyou]: No
[Zetsumi]: Damn, you just arnt in a child-bearing mood tonight are you Luv?
[LuvKyou]: no, i'm not, Zet
[Zetsumi]: Fine
[Zetsumi]: GC, will YOU bear my child?
[GeneralChaos]: ...mabye.

Sky Bolt keeps tapping his foot
ansemJR. Hugs sky bolt
[GeneralChaos]: Why don't we all just start skipping and holding hands, ya sick bastards?

[Hokage]: Did you know that hugging often leads to romantic relationships. You should use your hugs wisely
[Blackest Night]: I hug everyone Hok
Blackest Night hugs Hokage
Hokage is hugged by lots of people meaning he is the object of thier desires
[Blackest Night]: yes Hok
[Blackest Night]: you haunt my dreams in a sensually tantalizing manner[Hokage]: I knew it. I luv u guys 2

[Kira Haro]: It's sad that most of the 13 year olds in here that are overweight have them larger than j00, KS.
[Hokage]: Overweight girls have fat bags
[Hokage]: Regular girls have breasts
[Hokage]: Hawt girls have b00bs.
[Shady-DVS-Hoody-Child]: Overweight girls have big boobs ks
[Hokage]: Ugly girls have lumps
[Shady-DVS-Hoody-Child]: so you can try to binge on poptarts tilll your a B cup
[Hokage]: That is the law of mammary glands. Remember it well.
[Zetsumi]: Hok, you forgot 'mature' girls...saggy, ugh.
[Hokage]: Thanks for pointing that out Zet

[Evarae]

I did this once. I forget what I put on it though.

[Sky Bolt]

WOOT! Here are some of my favourite quotes:

[Sky Bolt]: then here's a hint, turn caps lock off
[Final Dive Sora]: THANKS

[Final Dive Sora]: I am the YOUNGEST and the SMATEST!!!!!!!!!

[Ultima Keyblade]: You do. I told you you cant say the F word now
[Phoenix]: Which F word, Ulti?
[Phoenix]: Fortitude? Floor?
[Morpheaus]: Freak
[Morpheaus]: Famous
[Keyblade Shards]: fornicated? lolz
[Morpheaus]: Fastidious?
[TwilightSora]: Fat.
[Morpheaus]: Flacid?
[Ultima Keyblade]: I hate you all

[The Scarecrow]: Bloody Hell GC, think before you blurt something out of your orifice!
Sky Bolt turns on the ventilation
[GeneralChaos]: It wasn't me, it was Yevon!

[Sky Bolt]: You’ll be “boq”
[Sky Bolt]: Does it hurt?

[The Scarecrow]: Are you illeterate Luv?
[GeneralChaos]: *illiterate.
[The Scarecrow]: Oh Shut Up GC, You Aren't Helpin!
[The Scarecrow]: HELPING***

[The Scarecrow]: FDS, Ask another question and i'll hurt you.
[Final Dive Sora]: why
[The Scarecrow]: BEcause you're not listening when we answer you.
[The Scarecrow]: You just repeat the question.
[Final Dive Sora]: why

[Final Dive Sora]: who here thinks i am annoying
The Scarecrow raises hand
LuvKyou raises hand
GeneralChaos raises both hands and feet.
Sky Bolt raises hand

[GeneralChaos]: [GeneralChaos]: How dare you accuse me, ME, of planting false evidence!
I'd call that denial!
[GeneralChaos]: Wait, that came out wrong...

[Evarae]: Wow so many birthdays today...
[Sky Bolt]: Well it isn't surprising considering there are billions of people in the world and only 365 days a year.
[Evarae]: I meant on the forums you smart ass.

[Zetsumi]: And you shouldn't make deals with the devil. I could have used the dragons balls to wish you back
[Zetsumi]: Oh boy, I put an S in a space it shouldnt be.

While playing Hangman
[Sky Bolt]: _ _ _ _ E T / O F / T _ E / _ _ E _
[Perminator]: FERRET OF THE SMET!
(The real answer was "Planet of the Apes")

Zetsumi is peeless!
[Zetsumi]: I meant to type peerless!

[Azurith]: Hmm.. I think I'l ban myself..
[Azurith]: (Don't quote that!)

[The Lounge]: Milkman has entered at 11:25 pm
[Sky Bolt]: YOU ARE NOT GENERALCHAOS! BRING ME GENERALCHAOS!!!
[The Lounge]: Milkman has left at 11:25 pm
[The Lounge]: GeneralChaos has entered at 11:30 pm

[skilled keyblada]: dont worry my intelligence is far too dumb for u to understand

[Evarae]

Originally Posted by Flashchat

[The Lounge]: Air has entered at 8:24 pm
[The Lounge]: Air has left at 8:24 pm
[Evarae]: Great, we're all dead now...

I liked this one.

Originally Posted by Flashchat

[Sorowed eyes]: change your color evarae\
[einon_san]: People didnt want that kind of change and were happy just as it is. Most peopel at least.

[Johnny Stooge]

[Johnny Stooge]: What a manly way to die. Killed by the very thing that makes us men. D:
[TheMuffinMan]: Getting killed by a penis?
[Phoenix]: Indeed, Stooger.
[TheMuffinMan]: Who got killed by a penis?
[TheMuffinMan]: What, do you get, like....stabbed in the heart with it?
[TheMuffinMan]: Or sufficated?
[Phoenix]: Or get slapped by it until it breaks your neck, tmm.

I can't find the "boq boq" quote. ;_;

[Zetsumi]

Originally Posted by Johnny Stooge

I can't find the "boq boq" quote. ;_;

That's exactally why we need an archive.

[The Scarecrow]

Originally Posted by Zetsumi

That's exactally why we need an archive.

Point.

Originally Posted by Flashchat

[pwn3d]: WHY AM I NOT ALOUD TO SPELL!
[The Scarecrow]: Allowed**
[pwn3d]: SEE!

Originally Posted by Flashchat

[The Scarecrow]: I have to get my old Phoenix Quote XD
      [Sky Bolt]: which one?
    [LuvKyou]: the one where he's a retard?
[The Scarecrow]: No, the one with kairigirls Boobs XD
      [Sky Bolt]: but which one, Luv?

Originally Posted by Flashchat

[The Lounge]: LuvKyou has entered at 3:30 pm
[The Scarecrow]: HARRR!
[LuvKyou]: hi
[The Scarecrow]: ...HAAAARRRR!!!
[LuvKyou]: ....
[The Scarecrow]: say it.
[LuvKyou]: no
[The Scarecrow]: C'mon, please? I like Pirates...
[LuvKyou]: lmao
[The Scarecrow]: Pretty please? Just once...?
[LuvKyou]: haarrr happy??
[The Scarecrow]: ...that was crappy. C'mon, you gotta put some effort into it. HARRRR!
[LuvKyou]: lmao
[The Scarecrow]: ...please?
[The Scarecrow]: Just one...HARRR!
[LuvKyou]: ur so annoying when u say please
[The Lounge]: Evarae has entered at 3:36 pm
[LuvKyou]: HI EVARAE!!
[Evarae]: Hey
[The Scarecrow]: ....just say it?
[LuvKyou]: CLOUD!!
[The Scarecrow]: ...F*ck u..
[The Lounge]: Kira Haro has left at 3:37 pm
[LuvKyou]: stfu
[The Scarecrow]: I asked you nicely...
[LuvKyou]: and i did what u wanted
[The Scarecrow]: ....no you didn't...that was pathetic...
[The Scarecrow]: c'mon, HARRRR!
[Evarae]: HARRRR?
[LuvKyou]: haha
[Evarae]: Are u trying to scare her?
[The Scarecrow]: ......no....I want her to say it.
[Evarae]: why?
[LuvKyou]: fine...HAAARRR...
[LuvKyou]: happy now?
[The Scarecrow]: Yipee!

Originally Posted by Flashchat

[Phoenix]: Man, i was lucky. There were only two Kairigirl boobs left. I bought one.
[Phoenix]: Books*****

Originally Posted by In reference to Square Ninja...

[LuvKyou]: i couldn't not say it, he was on me
[LuvKyou]: and wouldn't g** o**

Originally Posted by Flashchat

[The Scarecrow]: ...I feel like im chocolate O__o.
[Shiro-chan]: Chocolate...sweet. xD
[Shiro-chan]: IT melts really easy.

Originally Posted by RPG Jobs...

[Phoenix]: 1. Retard
2. Common person
3. Genius
4. Teh Phoenix
[-WhiteFalcon-]: So originally, Pho, was a retard?

Originally Posted by Flashchat

[The Lounge]: warm blanket has entered at 10:11 pm
GeneralChaos pulls warm blanket over him.

Originally Posted by ....?

Welcome! You have entered [The Lounge] at 3:44 pm
[Evarae]: Hey Crow
[The Scarecrow]: Hey Rae.
[The Lounge]: OblivionRiku has entered at 3:48 pm
[Evarae]: I've been playing Space Invaders...
    [OblivionRiku]: HEy guys
    [OblivionRiku]: wtf is that
    [OblivionRiku]: helloooo
    [OblivionRiku]: Scare, Eva???
    [OblivionRiku]: *Whistles in the exact tone of Destiny islands crappy Elevator like music*
    [OblivionRiku]: Well im out
    [OblivionRiku]: XP
[The Lounge]: OblivionRiku has left at 3:48 pm
[The Scarecrow]: WTF Was that all about?

Originally Posted by FlashChat

[The Scarecrow]: [warm blanket]: GC let me read u something. Don't mess with the warm blanket
[GeneralChaos]: Well, I didn't mess with the blanket. More I messed... ON... the blanket.

[Jet_Fire]

We now know the truth...

[LuvKyou]: CANCER!
[LuvKyou]: Azzy's a Cancer
[Azurith]: o.o...
[Azurith]: Correctamundo!
[Jet_Fire]: you're a disease?
[Azurith]: Not just "ANY" disease.. an *INCURABLE* disease... Big difference.

[Azurith]

Originally Posted by Zetsumi

(Flashchat)

Zetsumi is peeless!
[Zetsumi]: I meant to type peerless!

That's hilarious!

Originally Posted by Jet_Fire

Quote:
[LuvKyou]: CANCER!
[LuvKyou]: Azzy's a Cancer
[Azurith]: o.o...
[Azurith]: Correctamundo!
[Jet_Fire]: you're a disease?
[Azurith]: Not just "ANY" disease.. an *INCURABLE* disease... Big difference.

NEVER speak of that again... o.o
That was a cheap shot.

[TheMuffinMan]

Stupid Crow, hogging all teh LuvKyou <_<

Originally Posted by FlashChat

[LuvKyou]: I will save this conversation and show it to your kids when you have them
[TheMuffinMan]: Are you implying, LuvKyou, that one day, when I have children, you will be there? Most likely the
one who bore my child? ;D
[LuvKyou]: OMFG!! If I could, I would so punch you ryt now.
[TheMuffinMan]: Or implying that you are the hot nurse that lives down the street that I will have weekly affairs with
behind my wife's back?
[Super Sonic]: HOT NURSE?!?!?
[Super Sonic]: Two of my favourite words.
[LuvKyou]: nurses suck
[Super Sonic]: Yes they do LK, yes they do.
[TheMuffinMan]: lmfao
[LuvKyou]: I shouldn't have said that

Originally Posted by FlashChat

[zoey]: I no longer see you as a human TMM.
[TheMuffinMan]: What makes you think I am human? The bible
portrays me as some guy with horns or somethin, but you
know, the dude who wrote that thing had a real bad
memory ;)
[TheMuffinMan]: That guy thought Jesus was white, ha,
that's a laugh XD
[zoey]: I don't wanna talk to you, I don't wanna be around
you, I and I DO NOT need your help, muchless you, at all!!!
[zoey]: What is your friggin' problem, TMM?
[TheMuffinMan]: Then, you know what you can do? Psst,
here's a hint: GET THE HELL OUT
[the legend]: Hell hath no fury like TMM's wrath XD.

Originally Posted by FlashChat

[Ryu]: TLD?
[The Luna Diver]: Why, yes Ryu?
[Ryu]: I was wanting to ask you something.
*Ryu bans The Luna Driver with this message*
[The Lounge]: The Luna Diver has left at 3:09 pm
[Ryu]: HOW DOSE IT FELL TO B OWNED
[Ryu]: LOL
[Raito]: xDDD
[Ryu]: I love myself. .-.
[TheMuffinMan]: I love yourself too, Ryu <3
[Raito]: And I love you. xD
[Ryu]: I love you too Raito and TMM. <3

Originally Posted by FlashChat

[NiceNamine]: im not perfect
[NiceNamine]: i have 9 periods
[Forever Lost]: 9 periods....
[Forever Lost]: @_@
[Forever Lost]: I only have 5 :\
[Forever Lost]: 5 periods, that is
[Zexion543]: 7 periods
[The_Shinobi]: i have 8
[Zexion543]: 1 period is all i want tommorow
[TheMuffinMan]: When taken out of context, this conversation could be hilarious
[Kazeth]: damn you guys have vaginal problems...
[NiceNamine]: ok lets just change the subject
[Forever Lost]: Get a pad for tomorrow D:
[TwilightSora]: No pads, use the other thing xO
[Forever Lost]: Lawl xD

Originally Posted by FlashChat

[khsoralova]: my uncle was a bad boyfriend

Originally Posted by FlashChat

[Watermelons... <3]: http://forums.khinsider.com/showthread.php?t=49286
[TheMuffinMan]: I don't think that person even knows how to RP, Watermelons o-o
[BO_dbl._sizzle]: some places do RPs differently on different sites
[TheMuffinMan]: And apparently, the place they come from, RP's are retarded board games or something o-o
[TheMuffinMan]: 'Lolz, Riu goz in2 secrt drive moed, pass GO and taekz 200 munneh, lawlz!!11!!''
[BO_dbl._sizzle]: lmao
[TheMuffinMan]: "zomg, he encoutneerz teh Sora, roll teh diec 4 secrt moev dey d00ze, lawlz, j00 loose, go bak 2
Start'
[Watermelons... <3]: Roffle.
[BO_dbl._sizzle]: stop TMM, I"m going to faint from laughter
[TheMuffinMan]: 'OMGWTFLOLZSECRTBOSSBATAL j00 fitez teh mikey, he haz sord ov destruction wit +256
karizma, he charms j00 and j00 goez 2 sleeps, OH NUU WHOO STOEL TEH COKIE FORM TEH COKIE JAR'
[Watermelons... <3]: XDDDDD
[BO_dbl._sizzle]: I can't breathe
TheMuffinMan givez teh b0 teh resperat0rz, dey lvlz up frm experinz
[TheMuffinMan]: Okay, I'm done =3

Originally Posted by FlashChat

[Square Ninja]: This Huck guy thinks he's Crow.
[Johnny Stooge]: Wtf... You changed your name?
[Morpheaus]: Would you be attracted to mega flare if she had a penis?
[Huckebein]: Yes.
[Square Ninja]: That's sick!
Morpheaus observes homosexual tendencies within Huckebein.
[Huckebein]: .....Wait a second...
[Square Ninja]: You want Flare with a dong!
[Johnny Stooge]: Rofl.
[Huckebein]: That 'Yes' was in response to Stooge's question -______-
[Morpheaus]: Sure it was...
[Morpheaus]: You deranged bastard.
[Johnny Stooge]: Classic timing.
[Square Ninja]: Crow wants want to go with that pootang.
[Morpheaus]: Huckebein=Sausage man?
[Square Ninja]: Sausage lololz

Originally Posted by FlashChat

[TheMuffinMan]: My mouse's batteries died. I've spent the last hour looking for new one's >_>
[Square Ninja]: You suck, TMM.
[Master T]: You power your mice with batteries?
[Square Ninja]: I usually give them peanut butter or cheese.
[Master T]: Hm.
[TheMuffinMan]: Yes, I stick AA's up thier asses in the hope that they will become more powerful
[Master T]: Super Saiyan Mice?
[Master T]: Blehlehelhelheh!
[TheMuffinMan]: Yes, Master T
[Master T]: That'd be funny. Seeing these gerbils flying around, grunting all the time.
[Square Ninja]: It'd be like DBZ, except interesting.
[Master T]: "I, Master Splinter, am the Ultimate power!"
[Master T]: "I don't think so, bitch."
[Master T]: "Stuart Little? #$%^&* you, kid."
[Master T]: "Oh yeah, well I've got my posse here."
[Master T]: "Here's Jonathan Brisby."
[Master T]: [Jonathan] "The Secret's out, douchebag!"
[Square Ninja]: "Not if I raise my power level to 10000000000000000! RRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGG HHH!!!
[Master T]: "Oh yeah? My power level is 10000000000000001! BWWWWAAAAAAAARRR
RRAAAGGGGGLAAABBBLLLLBLBLBLBLLBLB!"
[Square Ninja]: At that point, you might also add "Shining Fingers!".
[TheMuffinMan]: ........lmfao
[Square Ninja]: *insert Piccolo's gasping*
[Master T]: "Souls! Come into me!"
[Square Ninja]: heheheh..."come into me".
[Master T]: Ssh. Don't ruin the moment.
[Master T]: We're not to the climax point yet.
[Square Ninja]: Must hold it.
[Master T]: That reminds me. "Have excess gas? Try Sensu-beano."

Originally Posted by FlashChat

[einon_san]: RED
[Evarae]: .....Red.....
[einon_san]: RED
[FlyingTomato1]: red????o.O
[Sympathy]: Red?
[einon_san]: RED!!!!!!
[FlyingTomato1]: why red?
[einon_san]: Did I stutter?
[einon_san]: No, I didn't
[FlyingTomato1]: BLUE!!!    
[einon_san]: NO
[einon_san]: not BLUE
[einon_san]: RED
[FlyingTomato1]: GREEN!!!!
[squall leonheart]: #$%^&*
[Sympathy]: Black. : D
[einon_san]: NUUU!!

Originally Posted by FlashChat

[_Riku_]: I knew I shouldn't have included them in the pic... I feel... inferior...
[Morpheaus]: Don't feel inferior
[Morpheaus]: I included you, Riku
[_Riku_]: I know but you said you liked my friends better.
[Morpheaus]: If I could i'd take you two friends along with you.
[Phoenix]: Freaki' selfish bastard, morph
[Morpheaus]: <.< you want me to share, Pho?
[Phoenix]: No morph, I want for you to send me 15 guys on steroids to rape me, of course I want you to share!
[Morpheaus]: fine, Pho! -divides Riku and her friends between the two of us.-
[Morpheaus]: You take Riku
[_Riku_]: Wow Morph, I'm feeling really dissed by you.
[Morpheaus]: I'll take the the pretty one, and we'll split the other.
[Morpheaus]: I call below the waist action.
[Phoenix]: Flip the coin, Morph
[Phoenix]: you didn't say shotgun
[Morpheaus]: fine
[Phoenix]: shotgun
[Morpheaus]: shot...damn you!
[_Riku_]: ....
[Phoenix]: Yes, I'm that good
[Morpheaus]: http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y36..._DDR/awwww.jpg
[Morpheaus]: i call the tall one
[_Riku_]: Don't forget to mention that I'm the girl in the middle.
[Morpheaus]: you can have the other two
[_Riku_]: with the brown hair in that pic.
[Morpheaus]: Yeah, Riku is the slightly less attractive one in the middle.
[_Riku_]: &^%$ you Morph.
[_Riku_]: Stop hitting on my friends.
[Morpheaus]: I find you attractive.
[Morpheaus]: The tall one is just slightly more attractive.
[_Riku_]: I bet it's only because I'm not blonde.
[Kira Haro]: Probably so.
Morpheaus]: You'd win that bet, Riku.
[_Riku_]: Yeah... whatever.

Originally Posted by FlashChat

[Salsa]: Kira Haro has entered at 12:47 am
[Kira Haro]: y halo thar! I come bearing gifts
TheMuffinMan halts his praying to the golden calf to see Kira climbing down from [The Lounge] bearing two stone tablets
[Kira Haro]: Rule number one, THOU SHALT COVET HOKAGE
TheMuffinMan immediately wishes that he owned Hokage for himself....to do....things to....
[Kira Haro]: TMM are you indirectly alluding to slavery?
[Kira Haro]: Are you a cracka?
[TheMuffinMan]: If you mean slave-of-sexual-fantasies...then....yes, Kira
Kira Haro summons Hokage.
TheMuffinMan gets out ice-cubes and chains
[Kira Haro]: What are the ice cu------nevermind.
[TheMuffinMan]: >=D
TheMuffinMan eagerly awaits for Kira's other rules of lifez on teh intarwebz
[Kira Haro]: Rule number two, WTF an I still doing here?
Prodigy Keyblade slips Kira some money
TheMuffinMan eagerly awaits for Kira's other rules of lifez on teh intarwebz
[Kira Haro]: I won't release the other rules until Hokage gets in here
[TheMuffinMan]: That's hawt Kira
[Kira Haro]: For you.
[TheMuffinMan]: brb, I'ma go bow down to my golden calf sommore

[The Lounge]: Wrath of Roxas has entered at 5:26 pm
[Forever Lost]: wrath of Roxas eh?
[Forever Lost]: O Rly?
[TheMuffinMan]: OMGWTFLOLZWRATHOFROXASOMG
[Forever Lost]: lol.
[The Lounge]: Wrath of Roxas has left at 5:27 pm
[Forever Lost]: TMM: 1, WoR: 0
[Forever Lost]: :|
[TheMuffinMan]: lmao

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[The Lounge]: unknowndualkey has entered at 6:29 pm
[TheMuffinMan]: OMGWTFUNKNOWNDUALKEYLOLZ!
[TheMuffinMan]: OMG J00 R UNKNOWN AND J00 HAEV A DUEL KEYEZ!? LOLZ,. J00 ROKZ
[TheMuffinMan]: My dads making brownies, hoo wantz some!?
[The Lounge]: unknowndualkey has left at 6:30 pm
[TheMuffinMan]: Pwnt, I'm 2 for 2

[Color Me Knievel]

Originally Posted by Darky Dee

LMAO, and testicles aren't PG-13? Kneegrow, plz, hasn't he heard of a edible substance called "mountain oysters"?

XDD

Originally Posted by FlashChat

[cube2]: ok
[cube2]: perm is gay
[cube2]: are you happy
[Perminator]: I am?
[*.:redflame:.*]: That was random.............
[cube2]: good
[Perminator]: Yes, I've always been kinda confused over my sexuality, thanks!
[*.:redflame:.*]: uh...............
[cube2]: you gay bird
[atlgirlrep]: hey cube 2 shut up talking about everyone for someone bans u
[cube2]: you shutup faget
[atlgirlrep]: perminator r u gay
[atlgirlrep]: no offense

Lol? :3

Originally Posted by Balmung

Khan The Viet says: WTF D:
Khan The Viet says: SHUT UP D:
Khan The Viet says: YOU RANDOM WHORE DDD:

D:

Originally Posted by FlashChat

[javahn]: perm, if u live in germany, r u related to a nazi?
[Perminator]: My last name is Hitler, I'm not really sure, though.
[Darky Dee]: THAT'S FASCIST!
[Hokage]: LMFAO Darky

xD

I'll update with more here later, I just can't remember all Darky quotes. xD

[Milkman]

[Darky Dee]: Eat your vegetables Kira, so you can be a big strong man, like your mom.
[Darky Dee]: dad*
[Darky Dee]: :\

Will edit with more.

[quote=Me and Hokage]
[Milkman]:I have the worst day of my life today. I google searched cats. But i made a typo and typed in scat. I found my favourite porn star pooping ;_;
[Hokage]: xD

[Wallflower]

Originally Posted by Several people

[Watermelons... <3]: I'm eating some plantains and Watermelons right now, so... Yeah.
[Watermelons... <3]: ^-^ w007, I influenced Red!
[Watermelons... <3]: My lifes dream is fulfilled.
[*.:redflame:.*]: lol.
[*.:redflame:.*]: ^_^
[Sora/Cloud]: dont say yhat redflame!
[Mithos]: .......
[Mithos]: lol
[Watermelons... <3]: Oh, dear.
[Sora/Cloud]: no
[Mithos]: lol
[Watermelons... <3]: Red, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to kill you.
[*.:redflame:.*]: o.0, Don't say what?
[Watermelons... <3]: Like, brutally.
[Sora/Cloud]: see
[*.:redflame:.*]: Why? o.0
[Mithos]: lol
[Sora/Cloud]: i told you
[Watermelons... <3]: [Watermelons... <3]: Sora/Cloud, I am the lol killer. Say lol again and I will stab the crap out
of you.
[Mithos]: this is gonna be good!
Watermelons... 3 brandishes knife
[Mithos]: any1 got popcorn?
[Watermelons... <3]: Mwahaha.
*.:redflame:.* backs away from watermelons...3 and hides behind mithos

^-^ This was good.

[Blackest Night]

Got anew one for today.

[squall leonheart]: Ba definitly isn't fit to be a father.
[_Riku_]: A son should be a father's pride and joy and you never ask about him, bizatch.
[blood alchemist]: Nor a girl!
[_Riku_]: OH!
[blood alchemist]: lmfao
[squall leonheart]: rofl
[Blackest Night]: I think I would make an acceptable father
[Super Sonic]: ..I'd make an awesome mother, I've already loast all sensitivity in my nipples.

[edit!]
(referring to power rangers)

    [VersionX]: STAFF, MAKE MY MONSTER GROWWW!
    [VersionX]: "Wow, it's big"
    [VersionX]: "I know"
    [VersionX]: WUT SHH

[Milkman]

[*.:redflame:.*]: Dang it, only perverts are online!
[Milkman]: Leave or get screwed
[Kira Haro]: Literally.

^^ I loved this one :D