The Flashchat Quotes Archive

[VirusCoreHacker]

This Was Taken During a Sorry Game Between WhiteFalcon UltimaKeyblade, Kyo,and Mikail...with me watching*

* 3 turns After the Game has begun and Kyo is Still Stuck*

MstrBankotsu: Didn't even get out of Start yet. XDD
UltiDragon: Bad luck
MstrBankotsu: This isn't Kyo's favorite game.
kyosuki: I agree
kyosuki: I rather play hentai ping pong then this
MstrBankotsu: HENTAI PING PONG!!?!?
MstrBankotsu: WHERE!?!?!

[keybladegirlexy]

okay..........i dont get it

[L337 kybldmstr]

squall leonhart: my flows tighter than small undies urs are mad loose

GeneralChaos: 'Cause I'm too sexy... oo sexy for this shirt, too sexy for these pants, SO SEXY IT HURTS!
GeneralChaos: I can't be bothered to correct my sexy mistake.
LuvKyou: ........
LuvKyou: o.o
LuvKyou: You are soo...right GC
LuvKyou: xD
L337 kybldmstr:
GeneralChaos: How dare you disa- ...wait, what?
L337 kybldmstr: WTL?
LuvKyou: xD
GeneralChaos: I mean, err... damn straight.
LuvKyou: HAHA!
Trunks: haha
squall leonhart: back
L337 kybldmstr:
Trunks: k
LuvKyou: Oh, yeah, GC, you are sooo smexy
LuvKyou: xD
L337 kybldmstr: unread smexy
Trunks: whos turn was it?
L337 kybldmstr: reread dumb
GeneralChaos: ...I'm suspicious. Whats your aim, ma'am?
L337 kybldmstr: OMFG
LuvKyou: xD
squall leonhart: min,to go first i mean
L337 kybldmstr: im a guy, u dumb****
LuvKyou: x.x

[GeneralChaos]

Looks like you forgot to quote that extra part, Leet. No no, don't trouble yourself. I'll do it.

GeneralChaos: 'Cause I'm too sexy... oo sexy for this shirt, too sexy for these pants, SO SEXY IT HURTS!
L337 kybldmstr: do u like it?
GeneralChaos: I can't be bothered to correct my sexy mistake.
LuvKyou: ........
LuvKyou: o.o
LuvKyou: You are soo...right GC
LuvKyou: xD
L337 kybldmstr:
GeneralChaos: How dare you disa- ...wait, what?
GeneralChaos: I mean, err... damn straight.
LuvKyou: xD
L337 kybldmstr: WTL?
LuvKyou: HAHA!
Trunks: haha
squall leonhart: back
L337 kybldmstr:
Trunks: k
LuvKyou: Oh, yeah, GC, you are sooo smexy
LuvKyou: xD
Trunks: whos turn was it?
L337 kybldmstr: unread smexy
L337 kybldmstr: reread dumb
GeneralChaos: ...I'm suspicious. Whats your aim, ma'am?
LuvKyou: xD
squall leonhart: min,to go first i mean
L337 kybldmstr: OMFG
LuvKyou: x.x
L337 kybldmstr: im a guy, u dumb****
Trunks: yea
GeneralChaos: Oh, you twit. I wasn't even talking to you. I didn't even REFER to you.
squall leonhart: we can do this on the thread,i found it
GeneralChaos: Now, why're you being so nice, LK?
L337 kybldmstr: X_X
LuvKyou: xD Twit..
Trunks: ok
GeneralChaos: It's so unlike you.
LuvKyou: xD
L337 kybldmstr: ?????????????????????????

The bold part is the part Leet just HAPPENED to leave out. There was more, where Leet was tossed about like a rag doll then unceremoniously hurled into the garbage (not to be taken literally... unfortunatly), but for the sake of laziness, this will have to do. God be with you.

[Milky]

VirusCoreHacker goes off to spy on deven
Perminator[3:28:06 PM]: Spy = Vomit in Swedish
Perminator[3:28:15 PM]: You just made my day XD

lmao. I love this chat.....But i want flashchat back.

[Wallflower]

Keyblade Shards: Don't ever poke me, you sick-o. Only the REAL Squall Leonhart can touch and or poke me
Milkman: Perverts these days >.>....
Watermelons... <3: Only the real squall can molest you? >.<
Milkman: And ME
Watermelons... <3: ....
Milkman: lol j/k
Watermelons... <3: Quoting.

fillerfillerfillermessagetooshortfiller

[LuvKyou]

LuvKyou: My cuz is ALREADY drawing Clouds, I have taught her well
LuvKyou: I will make her Draw Cloud later on
Sky Bolt: how old is your cousin?
tsukiusagimochi: yeah how old?
LuvKyou: I can stil mould her...
Sky Bolt: and clouds as in puffy, white things in the sky, or the hero in FF7?
Evarae: Both.
LuvKyou: Puffy white things in Sky.....for now....
LuvKyou: xD
LuvKyou: In SKY XD
Sky Bolt: the puffy, white hero in the sky of FF7?

hehehe

Evarae: Hmm, I want moogle...

Hmm, I dunno why this is funny...but I think it is.

Evarae: Hmm, Muffin needs to be informed of yjis.
Evarae: this*
Sky Bolt: "Well, you have to know these things when you're a King."

Hehehe....Muffin as king xD

Sky Bolt: You have friends in your computer?
LuvKyou: xDD
LuvKyou: Sky, you misread
Sky Bolt: Mine just has chips and wires in it

Ahh, Sky, GO BE AN ONLINE COMEDIAN!! I ORDER YOU! Or...NO MORE MUFFIN-PIES!! >=D

[Sky Bolt]

Originally Posted by Chat

Sky Bolt: you might want to correct that
tsukiusagimochi: how can i correct it if it based off my friends.
LuvKyou: Correct your FRIENDS....o.o

Not quite what I was talking about

[LuvKyou]

LuvKyou: o.o *reads above comment* you're a kitten...?
Diluted.Past: i can be anything ya want...
Diluted.Past: that sounds so wrong
LuvKyou: xDD
LuvKyou: OMG
Diluted.Past: in so many levels xD

hehehe xD (fillingfillingfilling)

[Diluted.Past]

squall leonhart[5:17:32 AM]: *cries cuz noone luffs him*
Diluted.Past[2:13:02 AM]: hmmmm
Diluted.Past[2:13:13 AM]: aww there there squall
Diluted.Past[2:13:15 AM]: here take this
Diluted.Past hands his razor youll need this more than me
Diluted.Past[2:13:43 AM]: =3
LuvKyou[5:18:33 AM]: ......o.o.....I'm surrounded by emos....

if someone comes to beat me up,tell them im not an emo >.<"

[LuvKyou]

Johnny Stooge: Well, if Muffin turns into Iceman, I'll turn into the Human Torch to combat him.
LuvKyou: lol
TheMuffinMan: We'll do secksy DBZ style sisplay of power and launch our attack at each other from opposite sides of the planet, adn they will clash over some random African country, destroying it...but no one will care..
TheMuffinMan: Then we shall pose, showing off mour manliness, and women will fawn over us....ye.s..that is EXACTLY what would happen...
TheMuffinMan: Stooge, quick, we msut aquire super powers as fast as possible! You get the various insects and random space elements, I'll get the radioactive sludge!
Johnny Stooge: Damn straight.
nitro-XIII: lol
Johnny Stooge runs off to gather said ingredients.
Dawning Twilight: O_o lol
TheMuffinMan: It is impossible for that exact scenario NOT to happen <_<
LuvKyou: LMFAO
nitro-XIII: lol
nitro-XIII: well i all ready have super powers!
TheMuffinMan drives to Gee-Dubya's backyard, and fills plastic tuperware that he stole from his kitchen cabinets, and fills them with waste from the white house
TheMuffinMan takes tweezers and gets a couple of Laura Bush's nosehairs for added ingrediants in thier vile super-power giving potion
Johnny Stooge: Then, due to vastness and greatness of our powers, governments will have no choice but to hand their countries over to us. I shall dominate and rule one half of the globe, you get the other. These halves will opose each other and face war multiple times because they love us so much

LMFAO!!!! JS and TMM are teh funneh!

[Scarecrow]

Originally Posted by Interesting Predicament...

Richard [Must I walk outside my head, on a holy search for Angeltread?] says:
BRB
I Shot The Semtex says:
M'kay xD
Richard [Must I walk outside my head, on a holy search for Angeltread?] says:
Back. Went to get some food.
I Shot The Semtex says:
Lmao xD
Richard [Must I walk outside my head, on a holy search for Angeltread?] says:
Honey Nut Cheerios. xD
I Shot The Semtex says:
...-___-
Richard [Must I walk outside my head, on a holy search for Angeltread?] says:
What? xD
I Shot The Semtex says:
Im hungry xD
Richard [Must I walk outside my head, on a holy search for Angeltread?] says:
xD Then go get some cereal, like I did.
I Shot The Semtex says:
..It's 1.00 AM.
Richard [Must I walk outside my head, on a holy search for Angeltread?] says:
So? Ever heard of a Midnight Snack? xD
I Shot The Semtex says:
It ain't midnight xD
Richard [Must I walk outside my head, on a holy search for Angeltread?] says:
So it's a little late. xD If you're hungry, eat. xD
I Shot The Semtex says:
Point, but what to eat?
Richard [Must I walk outside my head, on a holy search for Angeltread?] says:
Cereal, like me. xD
I Shot The Semtex says:
..No good cereal.
Richard [Must I walk outside my head, on a holy search for Angeltread?] says:
Then...hm...pizza!
I Shot The Semtex says:
..I have no pizza.
Richard [Must I walk outside my head, on a holy search for Angeltread?] says:
Then...ice cream!
I Shot The Semtex says:
...I have none.
Richard [Must I walk outside my head, on a holy search for Angeltread?] says:
Then...um...cookies!
I Shot The Semtex says:
....
Richard [Must I walk outside my head, on a holy search for Angeltread?] says:
<.< Go find something in your Kitchen.
I Shot The Semtex says:
Kk...Brb.
I Shot The Semtex says:
Back, with something from the kitchen.
Richard [Must I walk outside my head, on a holy search for Angeltread?] says:
What? xD
I Shot The Semtex says:
A wooden spoon.
Richard [Must I walk outside my head, on a holy search for Angeltread?] says:
-.-
Richard [Must I walk outside my head, on a holy search for Angeltread?] says:
You can't eat that.
I Shot The Semtex says:
It doesn't taste very nice...
Richard [Must I walk outside my head, on a holy search for Angeltread?] says:
Well duh! Go find something in you kitchen..that's edible!
I Shot The Semtex says:
M'kay..
I Shot The Semtex says:
Back, with something else.
Richard [Must I walk outside my head, on a holy search for Angeltread?] says:
?
I Shot The Semtex says:
Self-Raising Flour.
Richard [Must I walk outside my head, on a holy search for Angeltread?] says:
-.-
Richard [Must I walk outside my head, on a holy search for Angeltread?] says:
Go find something already prepared, and ready-to-eat.
I Shot The Semtex says:
M'kay.
I Shot The Semtex says:
Back.
Richard [Must I walk outside my head, on a holy search for Angeltread?] says:
With?
I Shot The Semtex says:
Sprinkles.
Richard [Must I walk outside my head, on a holy search for Angeltread?] says:
...
Richard [Must I walk outside my head, on a holy search for Angeltread?] says:
Is there some kind of point you're trying to make in all this?

...Im still Hungry.

Originally Posted by Perm and the Three Stooges...

Perm | Ωmega, baby! says:
You think you can sweettalk Manchester Black?
I Shot The Semtex says:
What for?
Perm | Ωmega, baby! says:
I want you to change your name to Danny Stooge
I Shot The Semtex says:
LMFAO!
Perm | Ωmega, baby! says:
And Darky to Darky Stooge
I Shot The Semtex says:
ZOMGROFLMFAO.
Perm | Ωmega, baby! says:
Then I can call you the three stooges
Perm | Ωmega, baby! says:
And YOU SHALL DIE

....
Silly Perm..

Originally Posted by Double Entendre?

I Shot The Semtex says:
"LMFAO, GOT YOU THERE, DANISH"
There needs to be an 'I' before the 'Got'.
Perm | Ωmega, baby! says:
The F looks like an I if you cut the sticks off.
Perm | Ωmega, baby! says:
Oh, that sounded wrong. v_v
I Shot The Semtex says:
...LMFAO.

...Just...xD

Originally Posted by Perm did a Darky?

I Shot The Semtex says:
I don't care anymore, really xD
Perm | Ωmega, baby! says:
WTF?
Perm | Ωmega, baby! says:
YOU MADE A DARKY?
Perm | Ωmega, baby! says:
DID*
Perm | Ωmega, baby! says:
Oh, the hell with it, I just mess up and relate to gaysex all the time.

...Yes you do, Perm. Yes you do.

Originally Posted by Perm and his darling Ant..

I Shot The Semtex says:
..No.
I Shot The Semtex says:
xD.
Perm | Ωmega, baby! says:
B****?
Perm | Ωmega, baby! says:
Why not? ;_;
I Shot The Semtex says:
Sarcasm xD
Perm | Ωmega, baby! says:
*COUNTERORGASM*
Perm | Ωmega, baby! says:
Thanks.
I Shot The Semtex says:
LMFAO.
Perm | Ωmega, baby! says:
You scared me there.
Perm | Ωmega, baby! says:
IF YOU'RE QUOTING THAT I'LL ASK THAT ANT OUT
I Shot The Semtex says:
...Im quoting that AND the ant thing.
Perm | Ωmega, baby! says:
WTF
Perm | Ωmega, baby! says:
I'm having a QUOTEUPHORIA here

...The Ant cheated on him.

[Color Me Knievel]

Originally Posted by We're so civilized.

I Shot The Semtex says:
You Swedes are so far behind technology wise, that some 'hi-tech' gadgets would include a boat and some oars.
Perm | Ωmega, baby! says:
LMFAO
Perm | Ωmega, baby! says:
I can ride a polar bear all the way down under
Perm | Ωmega, baby! says:
Btw, eeeeeeeewww
Perm | Ωmega, baby! says:
But still, our technology pwns your aboriginal shiat
I Shot The Semtex says:
SHUTTHE****UP!
Perm | Ωmega, baby! says:
LMFAO XD
I Shot The Semtex says:
Perm | Ωmega, baby! says:
I can ride a polar bear all the way down under
ZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFFFFGGGGGGGGGGG!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LLLLLLLLLMMMMMMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perm | Ωmega, baby! says:
If someone tells you to knock their antagonist out, you would take your bola rocks out and try to hit him with them.
Perm | Ωmega, baby! says: I SUCK AT FORMULATING MYSELF TODAY ;_________________________________________;
I Shot The Semtex säger:
LMFAO.
I BET YOU LOVE FORMULATAING YOURSELF!!

...

YOU USED FORMULATING AND SUCK IN THE SAME SENTENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LLLLLLLLLLLMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!! :3
Perm | Ωmega, baby! says:
Your jokes are so lame that a free explanation comes with them. -_____-

Well, yeah, what can I say? v_v

[Sky Bolt]

Originally Posted by chat

squall leonhart: please play with me,i barely registered!!!
squall leonhart: come on man,im down on my knees
Sky Bolt: I pity the mind that reads that out of context

I really do pity anyone who reads that out of context, you sick little person.

[LuvKyou]

LuvKyou: 'Cept then....we had FLASHCHAT!!!! *cries*
Holy_Aeris: *blinks* o_o
Evarae: I just watched Collingwood win.
Evarae: Hmm, yes..old times.
LuvKyou: Collingwood vs Brizzy?
Evarae: There, there *bats back*
LuvKyou: O_O
Evarae: pats*
LuvKyou: OUCH!!!
Evarae: Yep.
LuvKyou: lmao
Holy_Aeris: haha
LuvKyou: Cruelty..
LuvKyou: Such cruelty