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[wu tang goku]

ur mr gay

[Ulti]

<Denver> "They say a huge penis is bad for sex"
<Denver> This is horribly true.
<Denver> PENIS BASHING INTO YOUR PENIS SARAH.
<Ulti> ...
<Denver> ... Though I know a girl who enjoys that.
<Denver> Er.
<Ulti> Christ I hate you Denver
<Denver> Penis bashing into your cervix.
<Denver> What a nice typo, though.

I truly do Denver.

[Vandread]

Originally Posted by Ulti

I truly do Denver.

i bet you do do denver

[TheMuffinMan]

<TMM> So, going back to famous literary authors as Porn Names
<TMM> me and my friend have decided on
<TMM> Emily Dickinme
<TMM> Sir Arthur Bonin' Doyle
<TMM> Dante Aligina
<TMM> Aristotle of Mackin'onya
<TMM> Katherine Anne Porkher
<wtgoku> mark twainal
<MiracleYang144M> bram stroker
<@Silh> hahahahahaha
<TMM> I love you guys
<Elle> hymen melville
<Elle> teehee
<TMM> YES
<wtgoku> holy shit
<wtgoku> elle
<TMM> wonderful, Elle
<wtgoku> that is the best thing
<Elle> C:
<TMM> Welcome to the family

[scubasteve]

*applauds*

also walt clitman

[Shamdeo]

<VCH> what the fuck is with dogens sig
<wtgoku> shouldnt put family pics in your sig

[wu tang goku]

[02:17] <Admiraladobo> CHRIS
[02:17] <Admiraladobo> I almost
[02:17] <Admiraladobo> got laid today
[02:17] <TheMuffinMan> dayum
[02:17] <Admiraladobo> but her parents game home
[02:17] <Admiraladobo> ;-;
[02:17] <TheMuffinMan> hot waitress who you got a chubby for?
[02:17] <TheMuffinMan> SHIIIIT
[02:17] <Admiraladobo> Nah
[02:17] <Admiraladobo> Not her
[02:17] <Admiraladobo> Different chick
[02:17] <wtgoku> dude you should've pulled out for them
[02:17] <TheMuffinMan> yeah, just kidding =p
[02:17] <Admiraladobo> She approached me
[02:17] <wtgoku> and been like
[02:17] <Admiraladobo> Which is a weird feeling
[02:17] <wtgoku> I'M BUSY
[02:18] <SquareNinja> the quickest way to a woman's heart is through her parents
[02:18] <SquareNinja> have sex with them, and you're in
[02:18] <TheMuffinMan> wait, so what happened with the chick
[02:18] <wtgoku> and threw over the covers like a vamp
[02:18] <MiracleYang144M> mouth to the pussy
[02:18] <TheMuffinMan> you were in her house, obviously
[02:18] <MiracleYang144M> I SAY THE MOUTH TO THE PUSSY
[02:18] <wtgoku> mouth to pussy resucitation
[02:18] <Admiraladobo> Oh, we were in her house macking and shit
[02:18] <wtgoku> she was dying
[02:18] <TheMuffinMan> mackmackmackmack
[02:18] <Admiraladobo> then I started playing with dem tatties
[02:18] <SquareNinja> dat mack
[02:18] <TheMuffinMan> TITTAYZ
[02:18] <wtgoku> i saw her bleeding so i thought it was a wound
[02:18] <SquareNinja> are they nice
[02:18] <Admiraladobo> then I got her pants off and started going down on her and shit
[02:18] <gramp> i should meet this girl
[02:18] <wtgoku> mouth to pussy resucitation
[02:18] <gramp> and be like
[02:18] <gramp> YOU ARE HAVING SEX WITH A WEEABOO
[02:18] <MiracleYang144M> mouth tot he pussy
[02:19] <SquareNinja> we should all meet this girl
[02:19] <gramp> and she'll be like aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[02:19] <MiracleYang144M> ARE YOU READY FOR BIG DIIIIIIIIIICK
[02:19] <Admiraladobo> Then FINGAR BLASTAN
[02:19] <TheMuffinMan> ALL MONTH LONG??
[02:19] <wtgoku> dean scream
[02:19] <MiracleYang144M> did you eat it.
[02:19] <Admiraladobo> Then just as it was my turn
[02:19] <wtgoku> GO GO GADGET DICK
[02:19] <Admiraladobo> Her parents come home
[02:19] <Admiraladobo> I'm like
[02:19] <SquareNinja> finger bang bang you
[02:19] <Admiraladobo> "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"
[02:19] <TheMuffinMan> did you have to jump out a window
[02:19] <Admiraladobo> But I got 100 dollars worth of weed
[02:20] <Admiraladobo> Nah, we were just chilling in her room watching TV
[02:20] <TheMuffinMan> or did you greet them with their daughters pussy juice all over your face
[02:20] <SquareNinja> babby it'll make you say 'wowzers'
[02:20] <MiracleYang144M> haha what
[02:20] <TheMuffinMan> gave the mom a kiss on the cheek
[02:20] <MiracleYang144M> does she like deal or something
[02:20] <Admiraladobo> Nah, she put her pants and a sweatshirt on
[02:20] <Admiraladobo> And I just in her chair
[02:20] <SquareNinja> and you put on your robe and wizard's hat
[02:20] <wtgoku> she should have put on you
[02:20] <MiracleYang144M> meanwhile ric was BUSY CONSUMED WITH LUST FOR THE REST OF THE EVENING
[02:20] <wtgoku> they wouldnt have noticed
[02:20] <wtgoku> she was naked
[02:20] <Admiraladobo> Nah, dude
[02:20] <Admiraladobo> I got so fucking high
[02:21] <Admiraladobo> And then I went and got a high again a few minutes ago
[02:21] <wtgoku> man how high was your boner
[02:21] <TheMuffinMan> hold on
[02:21] <TheMuffinMan> HOLD. ON.
[02:21] <TheMuffinMan> back
[02:21] <wtgoku> like a 90 degree angle
[02:21] <gramp> as high as the sky
[02:21] <TheMuffinMan> the FUN BUS UP
[02:21] <TheMuffinMan> Ric.
[02:21] <Admiraladobo> :l
[02:21] <TheMuffinMan> Was she hot?
[02:21] <SquareNinja> high as a kite
[02:21] <wtgoku> thats a hoss dude
[02:21] <TheMuffinMan> Was she a porker?
[02:21] <wtgoku> hoss boner
[02:21] <Admiraladobo> Nah, dude
[02:21] <gramp> was she a man?
[02:21] <wtgoku> hoss boner
[02:21] <SquareNinja> ahahahahaha
[02:21] <Admiraladobo> She's got a nice ass body
[02:21] <TheMuffinMan> How many penises did she have
[02:21] <Admiraladobo> He face is awwwwite too
[02:21] <SquareNinja> "this is the biggest clit i've ever seen"
[02:21] <MiracleYang144M> does she got like
[02:21] <MiracleYang144M> curves like fuck
[02:21] <Admiraladobo> She had not penises
[02:21] <wtgoku> noddin her head like yeah
[02:21] <Admiraladobo> no*
[02:22] <MiracleYang144M> SHE MESSICAN?
[02:22] <wtgoku> the parents caught you and you were like
[02:22] <wtgoku> MAN THIS WHOMPS
[02:22] <gramp> pro high
[02:22] <gramp> pro weed
[02:22] <Admiraladobo> Nah, we heard them come through the front door.
[02:22] <Admiraladobo> No, she is white
[02:22] <gramp> well
[02:22] <SquareNinja> pass the blue balls to tuck- i mean ric
[02:22] <Admiraladobo> She has fucking sweet tits
[02:22] <Admiraladobo> oh man
[02:22] <gramp> we require pics
[02:22] <MiracleYang144M> ooh bad girl HUH
[02:22] <gramp> soon
[02:22] <TheMuffinMan> are there Bookface camwhore pics of her
[02:22] <Admiraladobo> Fucking -great-
[02:22] <Admiraladobo> No, I don't have her facebook
[02:22] <Admiraladobo> I don't even know her last name
[02:23] <SquareNinja> RIC IS FUCKING DEM WHITE GIRLS
[02:23] <TheMuffinMan> you burried your face in her vag and you didn't add her on facebook?
[02:23] <MiracleYang144M> she just like straight up puts the fuck out so hard that ric doesnt even know her last name
[02:23] <gramp> i totally want a girlfriend who is semi-flat chested
[02:23] <SquareNinja> ahahahahahaha
[02:23] <gramp> so i can be like
[02:23] <gramp> OHOHO LOOK AT THEM THEY'RE SO CUTE
[02:23] <gramp> and she'll be like
[02:23] <Admiraladobo> lmao
[02:23] <gramp> DON'T TEASE ME
[02:23] <gramp> DAME~
[02:23] <gramp> NNNNN~
[02:23] <wtgoku> man you a real casanova
[02:23] <SquareNinja> TheMuffinMan you burried your face in her vag and you didn't add her on facebook? best line of the night
[02:23] <MiracleYang144M> i kinda wish i could do that too ken
[02:23] <Admiraladobo> lmao
[02:23] <wtgoku> i put any of the girls i fuck on facebook
[02:23] <MiracleYang144M> patrollin for flat bitches.
[02:23] <gramp> i know right?
[02:23] <gramp> diving flat chest
[02:23] <gramp> divine*
[02:23] <gramp> diving lol
[02:23] <TheMuffinMan> Was she a jew. If so, her name probably ends in -berg or -stein
[02:24] <wtgoku> divine diving
[02:24] <TheMuffinMan> look up Bergstein on bookface, you'll probably get her
[02:24] <Admiraladobo> I've known her for a while, but didn't really start hanging out with her untill a month ago.
[02:24] <SquareNinja> HOLY DIVER
[02:24] <gramp> ric
[02:24] <gramp> tell her to get a boob job
[02:24] <gramp> but instead of making them bigger
[02:24] <Admiraladobo> What?
[02:24] <wtgoku> babby you a dick butcher
[02:24] <gramp> make them smaller
[02:24] <Admiraladobo> No
[02:24] <MiracleYang144M> wtf lol
[02:24] <Admiraladobo> Her tits are nice
[02:24] <Admiraladobo> fuck you
[02:24] <gramp> but are they DIVINE
[02:24] <SquareNinja> she's not a maneater evidently
[02:24] <gramp> and FLAT
[02:24] <Admiraladobo> She has this little tattoo on the side of her tit
[02:24] <TheMuffinMan> heres what I'm gonna have to ask you to do, Ric
[02:24] <TheMuffinMan> my brother
[02:24] <TheMuffinMan> my friend
[02:25] <TheMuffinMan> See
[02:25] <SquareNinja> aka: ken is afraid of fully-developed women
[02:25] <TheMuffinMan> When she puts your dick in her mouth, I'm gonna go ahead and need you to take out your camera phone
[02:25] <gramp> very much so ;A;
[02:25] <Admiraladobo> lmao
[02:25] <Admiraladobo> I'll see if I can, Chris
[02:25] <gramp> buy those glasses
[02:25] <Admiraladobo> But I don't know how to get the pictures off my phone
[02:25] <gramp> with the camera inside them
[02:25] <wtgoku> nah pull out one of those big cameras
[02:25] <SquareNinja> smile you son of a bitch
[02:25] <TheMuffinMan> And I'm gonna need you to press "take pictures" like you're playing a fucking Mario Party minigame and you need to PRESS A to win
[02:25] <wtgoku> with the long lenses
[02:25] <wtgoku> POW
[02:25] <SquareNinja> ahahaha yeah
[02:25] <wtgoku> RIGHT IN THE KISSER
[02:25] <SquareNinja> telescoping lens
[02:25] <wtgoku> POW
[02:25] <wtgoku> RIGHT IN THE KISSER
[02:26] <Admiraladobo> lmao
[02:26] <gramp> SMILE FOR THE CAMERA
[02:26] <gramp> let's see those PEARLY WHITES
[02:26] <wtgoku> pictures knock her the fuck out after you apply the film cream
[02:26] <SquareNinja> babby its mah dslr
[02:26] <gramp> all covered in protein
[02:26] <gramp> RICTEIN
[02:26] <Admiraladobo> lmao
[02:26] <wtgoku> lol
[02:26] <Admiraladobo> oh man
[02:26] <SquareNinja> drink more rictein
[02:26] <gramp> ricotein
[02:26] <Admiraladobo> But yeah, it's going to happen
[02:26] <gramp> it's a new macromolecule
[02:26] <Admiraladobo> I just don't know when
[02:26] <gramp> we have discovered it
[02:26] <TheMuffinMan> Ric.
[02:27] <MiracleYang144M> her parents have problems with her dating big men
[02:27] <wtgoku> let me put my protein on your amino ass-ids
[02:27] <SquareNinja> babby i got a macromolecule right here
[02:27] <MiracleYang144M> or what.
[02:27] <TheMuffinMan> If at any point you're about to bust on this girls face
[02:27] <Admiraladobo> We're not dating
[02:27] <TheMuffinMan> I'm gonna go ahead and need you to shout "TAIYO-KEEEENNNNNNN"
[02:27] <wtgoku> bitch this is my fav musical number
[02:27] <MiracleYang144M> well jeez how about
[02:27] <SquareNinja> ahahahahaha
[02:27] <wtgoku> the nutcracker
[02:27] <gramp> ric, once she takes a smoke of your cigarette, she'll be hooked on your ricotein for life
[02:27] <MiracleYang144M> DO HER PARENTS HAVE ANY PROBLEM WITH THE BIG LOVIN FUNCTIONING AS THEY DAUGHTER'S FUCKBUDDY
[02:27] <wtgoku> lol
[02:27] <SquareNinja> ahahahaha
[02:27] <SquareNinja> ricotein
[02:27] <Admiraladobo> Probably
[02:27] <TheMuffinMan> and then hold your hands up to your eyes like this: http://100megsfree4.com/abcsofdbz/ga...solarflare.jpg
[02:28] <Admiraladobo> Her parents are pretty stuck up.
[02:28] <wtgoku> show her your third eye too
[02:28] <Admiraladobo> Well, actually her mom is
[02:28] <MiracleYang144M> tienlien the strongest human
[02:28] <SquareNinja> make sure you hit her eyes
[02:28] <Admiraladobo> Her dad is cool.
[02:28] <MiracleYang144M> krillin does not have a nose he is not human
[02:28] <Admiraladobo> He fucking gave me a beer the first time I came over
[02:28] <gramp> draw a third eye on your forehead ric
[02:28] <MiracleYang144M> cool
[02:28] <Admiraladobo> But then he found out I was 18 and was like
[02:28] <gramp> and when you ejaculate
[02:28] <gramp> be like
[02:28] <gramp> HERE COMES THE DESTROYER
[02:28] <Admiraladobo> lmao
[02:28] <Admiraladobo> fuck I'm laughing to hard right now
[02:28] <MiracleYang144M> SHINRYUUUUUUUUKEN
[02:29] <gramp> oh oh oh
[02:29] <gramp> use
[02:29] <SquareNinja> don't pull out and just say to her "omae wa mo shindeiru"
[02:29] <gramp> one of our pick up lines
[02:29] <wtgoku> tell her
[02:29] <Admiraladobo> HISSATSU
[02:29] <gramp> ahahhahaahhhahahaha
[02:29] <wtgoku> when you bust a nut
[02:29] <TheMuffinMan> HERE'S WHAT'S GONNA GO DOWN
[02:29] <SquareNinja> a couple of weeks later she'll know why
[02:29] <wtgoku> DONT CROSS THE STREAMS
[02:29] <Admiraladobo> ORE
[02:29] <MiracleYang144M> PARTO FAIBU
[02:29] <Admiraladobo> SANJOU
[02:29] <TheMuffinMan> YOU'RE GONNA LAY HER, LAY HER GOOD
[02:29] <TheMuffinMan> AND WHEN YOU FINISH, SHE'S GONNA BE LIKE "PULL OUT"
[02:29] <TheMuffinMan> YOU'RE GONNA LOOK HER IN THE EYES
[02:29] <Admiraladobo> "ORE SANJOU"
[02:29] <Joekage> LMAO
[02:29] <TheMuffinMan> PUT YOUR MOUTH UP TO HER EAR AND WHISPER
[02:30] <SquareNinja> this is best #junes
[02:30] <TheMuffinMan> "omedeto shinji"
[02:30] <MiracleYang144M> ric you turned off your targeting computer
[02:30] <SquareNinja> ahahahhha
[02:30] <gramp> lmfao
[02:30] <gramp> ahahhahahaah
[02:30] <Admiraladobo> LMAO
[02:30] <Admiraladobo> I'll do it
[02:30] <Joekage> hahahaha
[02:30] <wtgoku> hahhahaha
[02:30] <Admiraladobo> I'll fucking do it
[02:30] <SquareNinja> "i am scum"
[02:30] <Joekage> oh god
[02:30] <Joekage> oh god
[02:30] <wtgoku> will you do one thing for me babby
[02:30] <gramp> afterwards
[02:30] <SquareNinja> this is best #junes
[02:30] <wtgoku> vomit this semen into this coffee
[02:30] <gramp> when you've ejaculated inside
[02:30] <gramp> ask her
[02:30] <gramp> "can you FEEEEEEEEEEEL your sp replenishing?"
[02:30] <Admiraladobo> "hey babby, call me onii-chan"
[02:30] <gramp> or mana
[02:30] <MiracleYang144M> lmao
[02:30] <gramp> w/e it is in f/sn
[02:31] <SquareNinja> fn?
[02:31] <Admiraladobo> GONNA
[02:31] <Admiraladobo> GONNA
[02:31] <Admiraladobo> FILL YO MANA POOOOOOOOOL
[02:31] <SquareNinja> dude
[02:31] <wtgoku> girl gimme a sec i enhance my weapon with stick white stuff
[02:31] <MiracleYang144M> girl imma give you a dango daikazoku
[02:31] * MiracleYang144M spurt
[02:31] <SquareNinja> when you pull out you need to sing "i saw i saw your face..."
[02:31] <MiracleYang144M> BAD END
[02:31] <SquareNinja> and when you come you shout "AND WOW"
[02:31] <wtgoku> AND POW
[02:32] <gramp> baby i'm commodore perry, don't be afraid i just want to show you some of my goods
[02:32] <wtgoku> I SAW YOUR FACE AND POW
[02:32] <wtgoku> YOU MILKED ME LIKE A COW
[02:32] <MiracleYang144M> gonna open your ports
[02:32] <Admiraladobo> J
[02:32] <Admiraladobo> J
[02:32] <Admiraladobo> JIBUN WOOOOOOOOO
[02:32] <SquareNinja> let's be together girl just you and me
[02:32] <MiracleYang144M> gonna open yo ports and sign a treaty see
[02:32] <MiracleYang144M> called the cummagawa convention
[02:32] <wtgoku> just dont say the word that starts with "fat chick"
[02:32] <gramp> ric
[02:32] <gramp> ric
[02:33] <Admiraladobo> lol
[02:33] <gramp> say this after you ejaculate on her face
[02:33] <gramp> bochama i am sorry i got ejaculate all over your sheets but what can i say i am one hell of a butler
[02:33] <gramp> and record it
[02:33] <MiracleYang144M> lol no
[02:33] <gramp> yes
[02:33] <Admiraladobo> wut
[02:33] <SquareNinja> ken: "ric you need to be extra gay"
[02:33] <Joekage> Let's make like torrents and let me seed yo files baby. It might take awhile but we can hash it out.
[02:33] <gramp> ...lmfao
[02:33] <MiracleYang144M> lmao
[02:33] <SquareNinja> babby you can be my leech anyday
[02:33] <Admiraladobo> oh damn lol
[02:34] <wtgoku> after you ejac inside her pussy pull out and put on your sunglasses and say "btw i'm anarchist" and walk out naked
[02:34] <Admiraladobo> lmao
[02:34] <gramp> make sure you wave to her mom on the way out
[02:34] <gramp> with your dick
[02:34] <SquareNinja> ...or say some cheesy one-liner and slowly put on sunglasses
[02:34] <Admiraladobo> "I'LL BE BACK
[02:34] <gramp> I'M ABOUT TO COME
[02:35] <MiracleYang144M> you've been...
[02:35] <gramp> MESSY...... HADOUUUUUUUUUUKEN
[02:35] * MiracleYang144M puts on sunglasses
[02:35] <MiracleYang144M> ..cerv'd
[02:35] <MiracleYang144M> YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[02:35] <gramp> lmao
[02:35] <Admiraladobo> LMAO
[02:35] <SquareNinja> kek
[02:35] <wtgoku> heheh
[02:35] <Admiraladobo> oh shit
[02:35] <Admiraladobo> I need to play p4
[02:35] <Admiraladobo> I haven't played all day
[02:35] <SquareNinja> ric are you going to make it
[02:35] <Joekage> treat your dick like an arcade stick and shoryuken that bitch
[02:35] <Admiraladobo> lol
[02:35] <Admiraladobo> Fuck dude
[02:35] <gramp> her tits are the buttons
[02:35] <Admiraladobo> Imma do that
[02:35] <gramp> smack that shit like no tomorrow
[02:35] <wtgoku> by the way
[02:35] <Admiraladobo> "QURTER CIRCLE"
[02:35] * wtgoku sunglasses
[02:35] <Admiraladobo> "NIPPLE"
[02:36] <SquareNinja> i usually just do 720s with my stick
[02:36] <Joekage> DOWN RIGHT FIERCE
[02:36] <wtgoku> i have three kinds of AIDS
[02:36] <wtgoku> YEAHHHHHHHHH
[02:36] <Admiraladobo> lol
[02:36] <wtgoku> get her thinking
[02:36] <gramp> lmao
[02:36] <MiracleYang144M> girl yo nipples are like obsf30s; soft and extremely sensitive
[02:36] <SquareNinja> get her drinking
[02:36] <gramp> hahahahhahahahaha
[02:36] <Admiraladobo> I wouldn't do that
[02:36] <MiracleYang144M> *soft to the touch WHATEVER
[02:36] <Admiraladobo> I wouldn't get laid again :[
[02:36] <gramp> make teddie puns
[02:36] <gramp> all
[02:36] <gramp> night
[02:36] <SquareNinja> dude you didn't add her to facebook
[02:36] <gramp> would you like me to show you my... bear assets?
[02:36] <SquareNinja> you'll never find her again
[02:37] <MiracleYang144M> STOP MAKING FUN OF ME
[02:37] <Admiraladobo> I know where she lives and we're hanging out tomorrow
[02:37] <SquareNinja> that's how it works right
[02:37] <gramp> your tits, they're so bearlicious!
[02:37] <SquareNinja> you pussy is so bear-y tight
[02:37] <gramp> try some of my bearsona!
[02:37] <wtgoku> babby yo tits are like my nose, always on my face
[02:37] <Admiraladobo> lmao
[02:37] <Joekage> I know this is old
[02:37] <Joekage> But I always wanted to do this
[02:37] <SquareNinja> can you feel my bear-rection?
[02:38] <Joekage> Like have sex and when you ejaculate, pull out and be like
[02:38] <gramp> don't worry, i'll satisfy you to the point where you'll no longer need to mas-bear-ate
[02:38] <Joekage> AWWW SKEET SKEET SKEET
[02:38] <Joekage> and just wave your dick around everywhere
[02:38] <Joekage> and then act like it didn't happen
[02:38] * SquareNinja awwwwww skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet
[02:38] * SquareNinja gatdam
[02:39] <wtgoku> grab you wee wee and whip it like a real whip and say
[02:39] <gramp> or like
[02:39] <wtgoku> NODDIN MY HEAD LIKE YEAH
[02:39] <gramp> pull out before you ejac
[02:39] <gramp> run down to her mom
[02:39] <gramp> and then skeet skeet
[02:39] <gramp> glasses on
[02:39] <gramp> walk out
[02:39] <gramp> naked
[02:39] <Admiraladobo> I'm not walking out naked.
[02:39] <TheMuffinMan> I hope you're beary pre-beared for this un-bearable backdoor exbearimentation
[02:39] <MiracleYang144M> do the sunglasses though
[02:39] <MiracleYang144M> you gotta
[02:39] <Admiraladobo> I can do it with my glasses
[02:39] <SquareNinja> yes, sunglasses
[02:39] <Admiraladobo> I don't have sunglasses
[02:40] <gramp> ok
[02:40] <Admiraladobo> I guess I can borrow some
[02:40] <gramp> before you ejac
[02:40] <MiracleYang144M> chris would you use that phrase before like
[02:40] <gramp> put on you glasses
[02:40] <MiracleYang144M> immense fisting or something
[02:40] <gramp> and yell
[02:40] <gramp> PERSONA
[02:40] <gramp> and then ejac inside
[02:40] <Admiraladobo> lmao
[02:40] <TheMuffinMan> double-fisted backdooring
[02:40] <SquareNinja> ahahahha
[02:40] <Admiraladobo> She might get that, ken
[02:40] <gramp> ...
[02:40] <gramp> exactly
[02:40] <gramp> 8D
[02:40] <Admiraladobo> She's watched me play a little persona
[02:40] <wtgoku> backside of her TV
[02:40] <MiracleYang144M> does she got a problem w/ dat
[02:40] <Admiraladobo> lmao
[02:41] <wtgoku> galactic pussy
[02:41] <Admiraladobo> No.
[02:41] <MiracleYang144M> gr8
[02:41] <Admiraladobo> She's not weeaboo, but she reads mangos and shit
[02:41] <Admiraladobo> I believe
[02:41] <MiracleYang144M> oh well
[02:41] <SquareNinja> that's weeaboo
[02:41] <MiracleYang144M> thats tight
[02:41] <MiracleYang144M> and borderline weeaboo
[02:41] <gramp> baby lemme jump into your tv, i need to save rise-chan
[02:41] <Admiraladobo> I was kinda surprised, though.
[02:41] <SquareNinja> i would like to have sexual intercourse with you if you know what i mean
[02:42] <Admiraladobo> I nearly had heart attack when I saw her phone
[02:42] <wtgoku> babby your persona is konohana suckaya
[02:42] <Admiraladobo> WAs like "FFFFFFFFFFf seriously?"
[02:42] <wtgoku> comeonyouwanna suckaya
[02:42] <gramp> don't worry baby i ain't no fagsumi kanji!
[02:42] <SquareNinja> ride-my kuzunoha
[02:42] <wtgoku> cruiseonoha
[02:43] <gramp> or bring some paper with you
[02:43] <SquareNinja> i'm summoning a huge devil babby
[02:43] <gramp> that say
[02:43] <MiracleYang144M> what was on her phone.
[02:43] <Joekage> just have fayth baby, i'll take you the the farplane with my aeons
[02:43] <MiracleYang144M> the whole LETS FUCK thing or manga
[02:43] <gramp> >you have ejaculated in <insert name>
[02:43] <Admiraladobo> Man, this is great
[02:43] <gramp> >your relationship has taken a turn for the worse.
[02:43] <Admiraladobo> Being out of high school is great
[02:43] <gramp> >you courage has increased!
[02:43] <gramp> your8
[02:43] <Admiraladobo> Getting free weed and fucking bitches
[02:43] <MiracleYang144M> you're not supposed to know this girl but i'm actually v3.. so hows about we head on over to bed so i can show you my DABARU TAIFUUN (translator's note: dabaru taifuun in english is double typhoon)
[02:43] <gramp> so what was on her phone
[02:43] <SquareNinja> man my college days sucked
[02:43] <MiracleYang144M> move to LA
[02:43] <wtgoku> courage stat should have been "balls" instead
[02:43] <MiracleYang144M> fuck bitches
[02:43] <Admiraladobo> We were watching movies at my friend's house and we were cuddling
[02:44] <Admiraladobo> she fucking starts typing shit on her phone and shows it to me
[02:44] <SquareNinja> still, not as bad as high school
[02:44] <SquareNinja> shows you her text porn
[02:44] <Admiraladobo> reads "Wanna fuck"
[02:44] <Admiraladobo> Or somethign like that
[02:44] <wtgoku> hahaha look at this text penis fuck this text vagina
[02:44] <SquareNinja> like on an old calculator
[02:44] <wtgoku> ascii
[02:44] <SquareNinja> ascii-scii-scii

[RTP49]

21:23 rtpincalilol dude when i have kids
21:23 rtpincalilol i am going to hit them so hard when they start spontaneously making retarded sounds i swear
21:23 rtpincalilol like amg
21:25 themuffinman0311 stick bamboo reeds up their fingernails
21:26 sabrinaaa eeeeh
21:26 sabrinaaa the imaginary pain
21:26 Silh haha
21:26 themuffinman0311 pretty sure that's actual pain
21:27 rtpincalilol ill break out the fuckin ancestral belt and dish out some 20th century hurt on they asses
21:30 Monkey mmf mmf mmf
21:31 themuffinman0311 I'd beat my kids with a sheleighly and a lack of potatos
21:31 themuffinman0311 you know, to symbolise the potato famine
21:32 Silh well i can't rape and pillage my kids like the spanish people did
21:32 Monkey it teaches them TWO lessons
21:32 Monkey i guess i could slam planes into mine
21:33 themuffinman0311 hahahaha

[TheMuffinMan]

and so Sharjeel was welcomed to #junes as one of the family