The Flashchat Quotes Archive

[Valley of Chrome]

6:01 AM [Randomizer] Go 2 hell sareh, u r a keyblade
6:01 AM [Sora=raxas123] u r so fat that when i tripped u i wasn't laughing but the ground was cracking up
6:02 AM [Randomizer] ...wow.
6:02 AM [Randomizer] I died inside.
6:02 AM [Ultima Keyblade] ...
6:02 AM [Ultima Keyblade] Wait
6:02 AM [Ultima Keyblade] I'm confused
6:02 AM [Sora=raxas123] stupid
6:03 AM [Ultima Keyblade] It is not that I am stupid. It is just that I cannot understand what you said there
6:03 AM [Randomizer] Translation mebbe?
6:03 AM [Hydrogen] ur mom is so fat when her beeper went off ppl walkin behind hr thght she wuz backin up!!!11111!!
6:03 AM [Ultima Keyblade] ...
6:03 AM [Ninja Usagi] Sora shut up.
6:03 AM [keybearer] lol
6:03 AM [Ultima Keyblade] You are not even worth the effort
6:03 AM [Ninja Usagi] Ulti didn't you do anything about him?
6:03 AM [Randomizer] You are so fat that when I tripped you, I wasn't laughing but the ground was cracking up.
6:03 AM [Sora=raxas123] u r so ugly u looked out the window and got arrested for mooning
6:03 AM [keybearer] lol
6:03 AM [keybearer] haha
6:03 AM [Ultima Keyblade] Now, on to intelligent conversations
6:04 AM [Ultima Keyblade] I felt like my IQ dropped

Hehehe...
That was pretty kewl.

[Ric]

[Randomizer] So anyway, clone cats glowing red. Science gone wrong, or voodoo? You decide.
[Redemption] wat
[Just as Planned] as long as it produces no fatal effects or hinders them in any way, fukken awesome
[Randomizer] SKoreans clone cats that glow in the dark: officials
[Redemption] holy shittan bricks
[Randomizer] Now if they can make it so that absorbing sunlight would make them glow at night, the effect would be complete.
[Randomizer] That way, you don't trip over the little bastards when trying to go to the bathroom or something

Then we can have sharks with lazer beams attached to thier friggin' heads.

[♥]

1:56 AM [Sparkle Motion] whoever kicks a member fastest wins.
1:56 AM [Just as Planned] D:
1:57 AM [The Scarecrow] See this is why FlashChat wwas awesome.
1:57 AM [Ultima Keyblade] But
1:57 AM [Sparkle Motion] starting...
1:57 AM [Sparkle Motion] NOW
1:57 AM [Ultima Keyblade] We can't determine who it really was
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1:57 AM [Sparkle Motion] lmao.
1:57 AM [The Scarecrow] I win.
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1:57 AM [Sparkle Motion] who actually did it?
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1:57 AM [The Scarecrow] Me =D
1:57 AM [Just as Planned] why would you do that ;_;
1:57 AM [Sparkle Motion] DRAW
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1:57 AM [Ultima Keyblade] I can easily lie and saw I did it
1:57 AM [Ultima Keyblade] *say
1:57 AM [Sparkle Motion] :3
1:57 AM [The Scarecrow] but you didn't.
1:57 AM [Sparkle Motion] BJ
1:57 AM [Sparkle Motion] call it
1:58 AM [Just as Planned] i'll wait untill hydro comes back
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1:58 AM [The Scarecrow] lmfao
1:58 AM [Sparkle Motion] lmao.
1:58 AM [The Scarecrow] that wasn't me
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1:58 AM [Ultima Keyblade] oooops
1:58 AM [Just as Planned] f u ;_;
1:58 AM [Ultima Keyblade] Trigger finger
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1:58 AM [Sparkle Motion] oh man
1:58 AM [Just as Planned] DRAW
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1:58 AM [Sparkle Motion] I win
1:58 AM [Sparkle Motion] anyways
1:58 AM [Ultima Keyblade] Wait
1:58 AM [Sparkle Motion] someone log this.
1:58 AM [Ultima Keyblade] Who are we kicking?
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1:58 AM [The Scarecrow] whoops
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1:58 AM [The Scarecrow] that was ray
1:58 AM [Hydrogen] I have a new game
1:58 AM [Hydrogen] Roomkick
1:59 AM [Hydrogen] First person in the room wins
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1:59 AM [Sparkle Motion] i don't know hot to roomkick
1:59 AM [Sparkle Motion] 1:58 AM [Ultima Keyblade] Who are we kicking? User Just as Planned has been kicked. 1:58 AM [The Scarecrow] whoops
1:59 AM [Sparkle Motion] how*
1:59 AM [Just as Planned] :<
1:59 AM [The Scarecrow] isn't it
1:59 AM [The Scarecrow] nah didn't work
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1:59 AM [Sparkle Motion] HAHA
2:00 AM [Ultima Keyblade] Hello .-.
2:00 AM [Ultima Keyblade] I am trying to log
2:00 AM [Sparkle Motion] I win.
2:00 AM [Just as Planned] winner is always the one who performs the kick rite
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2:00 AM [The Scarecrow] I don't know how to do that, either.
2:00 AM [Ultima Keyblade] Now I can't log the flag game
2:00 AM [Sparkle Motion] right click chat lobby
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2:00 AM [The Scarecrow] oh kick all.
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2:00 AM [Ultima Keyblade] Ah shit
2:00 AM [The Scarecrow] Ok, let's try the roomkick thing.
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2:01 AM [Just as Planned] HAHA
2:01 AM [Ultima Keyblade] I can't copy/paste
2:01 AM [Sparkle Motion] shut up ;3;
2:01 AM [Ultima Keyblade] No logging
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[Guile]

3:44 PM [Ninja Usagi] Cursed can't you kick him or something. ;-;
3:45 PM [annysora] do u know i'm a new member
3:45 PM [Ninja Usagi] I figured you were new, yes.
3:45 PM [Cursed] I could.
3:45 PM [Guile] do u know i dont care
3:45 PM [Cursed] But continuous kicking gets old.
3:45 PM [Sora=raxas123] hey
3:45 PM [Guile] Bans are always fun.
3:45 PM [Guile] :>
3:47 PM [Sora=raxas123] Guile is cool actualy
3:47 PM [Sora=raxas123] i just never said that
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3:49 PM [Sora=raxas123] did i just say Guile was cool?
3:49 PM [Guile] Apparently.
3:49 PM [Sora=raxas123] crazy
3:49 PM [Guile] Sucking up after I suggest banning you? Looks like you're trying to save your ass.
3:49 PM [Ninja Usagi]
3:49 PM [Ninja Usagi] Sounds like it, Guile.
3:49 PM [Sora=raxas123] no i am banned on my other account
3:50 PM [Sora=raxas123] aswell
3:50 PM [Ninja Usagi] ...overriding a ban?
3:50 PM [Cursed] What's your other account?
3:50 PM [Guile] BANNED
3:50 PM [Ninja Usagi] Oh how interesting.
3:50 PM [Guile] :>
3:50 PM [Ninja Usagi] :3 kyuu
3:50 PM [Sora=raxas123] it is hokage
3:50 PM [Nebula Zero] >:3
3:50 PM [Nebula Zero] lol wot
3:50 PM [Guile] lmao bullshit
3:50 PM [Nebula Zero] Dont feed me bull.
3:50 PM [Ninja Usagi] D:
3:50 PM [Sora=raxas123] uh uh
3:50 PM [Cursed] lol
3:50 PM [Ninja Usagi] how...would...<<
3:50 PM [Guile] ahahahahahahahahaha
3:50 PM [Guile] ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
3:50 PM [Cursed] Someone should quote that.

[Proline]

Originally Posted by Sparkle Motion

1:56 AM [Sparkle Motion] whoever kicks a member fastest wins.
1:56 AM [Just as Planned] D:
1:57 AM [The Scarecrow] See this is why FlashChat wwas awesome.
1:57 AM [Ultima Keyblade] But
1:57 AM [Sparkle Motion] starting...
1:57 AM [Sparkle Motion] NOW
1:57 AM [Ultima Keyblade] We can't determine who it really was
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1:57 AM [Sparkle Motion] lmao.
1:57 AM [The Scarecrow] I win.
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1:57 AM [Sparkle Motion] who actually did it?
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1:57 AM [The Scarecrow] Me =D
1:57 AM [Just as Planned] why would you do that ;_;
1:57 AM [Sparkle Motion] DRAW
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1:57 AM [Ultima Keyblade] I can easily lie and saw I did it
1:57 AM [Ultima Keyblade] *say
1:57 AM [Sparkle Motion] :3
1:57 AM [The Scarecrow] but you didn't.
1:57 AM [Sparkle Motion] BJ
1:57 AM [Sparkle Motion] call it
1:58 AM [Just as Planned] i'll wait untill hydro comes back
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1:58 AM [The Scarecrow] lmfao
1:58 AM [Sparkle Motion] lmao.
1:58 AM [The Scarecrow] that wasn't me
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1:58 AM [Ultima Keyblade] oooops
1:58 AM [Just as Planned] f u ;_;
1:58 AM [Ultima Keyblade] Trigger finger
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1:58 AM [Sparkle Motion] oh man
1:58 AM [Just as Planned] DRAW
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1:58 AM [Sparkle Motion] I win
1:58 AM [Sparkle Motion] anyways
1:58 AM [Ultima Keyblade] Wait
1:58 AM [Sparkle Motion] someone log this.
1:58 AM [Ultima Keyblade] Who are we kicking?
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1:58 AM [The Scarecrow] whoops
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1:58 AM [The Scarecrow] that was ray
1:58 AM [Hydrogen] I have a new game
1:58 AM [Hydrogen] Roomkick
1:59 AM [Hydrogen] First person in the room wins
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1:59 AM [Sparkle Motion] i don't know hot to roomkick
1:59 AM [Sparkle Motion] 1:58 AM [Ultima Keyblade] Who are we kicking? User Just as Planned has been kicked. 1:58 AM [The Scarecrow] whoops
1:59 AM [Sparkle Motion] how*
1:59 AM [Just as Planned] :<
1:59 AM [The Scarecrow] isn't it
1:59 AM [The Scarecrow] nah didn't work
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1:59 AM [Sparkle Motion] HAHA
2:00 AM [Ultima Keyblade] Hello .-.
2:00 AM [Ultima Keyblade] I am trying to log
2:00 AM [Sparkle Motion] I win.
2:00 AM [Just as Planned] winner is always the one who performs the kick rite
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2:00 AM [The Scarecrow] I don't know how to do that, either.
2:00 AM [Ultima Keyblade] Now I can't log the flag game
2:00 AM [Sparkle Motion] right click chat lobby
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2:00 AM [The Scarecrow] oh kick all.
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2:00 AM [Ultima Keyblade] Ah shit
2:00 AM [The Scarecrow] Ok, let's try the roomkick thing.
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2:01 AM [Just as Planned] HAHA
2:01 AM [Ultima Keyblade] I can't copy/paste
2:01 AM [Sparkle Motion] shut up ;3;
2:01 AM [Ultima Keyblade] No logging
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Haha, ****ing epic yo.

[Guile]

11:49 PM [Guile] hey booigi
11:49 PM [The Marauder] Internet Service Provider for Jank's sakes.
11:49 PM Raito cries
11:49 PM [Guile] a/s/l?
11:50 PM [Cursed] ahaha
11:50 PM [Wisdom Booigi] via PM?

[The Marauder]

11:52 PM [Wisdom Booigi] Hacking is illegal
11:52 PM [Wisdom Booigi] and you know it
11:53 PM [The Marauder] I didn't hack you.
11:53 PM [Wisdom Booigi] Yeah, you are
11:53 PM [The Marauder] No, I didn't.
11:53 PM [Wisdom Booigi] planning to
11:53 PM [The Marauder] I am quite tempted to, but I don't plan on doing anything to you.
11:54 PM [Wisdom Booigi] Well, if you do, I will report to the Cyberpolice
11:54 PM [Wisdom Booigi] End of Line

WATCH OUT!!! HERE COMES ROBOCOP!!!

[Hallelujah]

Originally Posted by Raito's Birthday

12:23 AM Raito has a birthday topic because TS loves him 3
12:23 AM [Destiny of Sora] You didn't say it was your birthday.
12:24 AM [Raito] Yes I did.
12:24 AM [Destiny of Sora] You didn't say it was, recently, to me.
12:24 AM [Cursed] Happy birthgay. Raito.
12:24 AM [Destiny of Sora] I think.
12:24 AM [Cursed] .. birthday*
12:24 AM [Raito] Har har, Steve
12:24 AM [Cursed] No pun intended.
12:24 AM [Destiny of Sora] Steve?
12:24 AM [Destiny of Sora] Hmmm...
12:24 AM [Cursed] i dunno
12:25 AM [Rem] Those letters are close together, it's an honest mistake.
12:25 AM [MosesMohs] xD cursed.
12:25 AM [Redemption] It is.
12:25 AM Raito doesn't think it was a mistake
12:25 AM [D Athier] So is the 'F' key.

Lol, simple key stroke error.

Originally Posted by OSHI-

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1:52 AM [Lawliet] kk im boq
1:52 AM [Kissui Tensai] OMG!
1:52 AM [Redemption] Oh shi-
1:52 AM [Redemption] Sup.
1:52 AM [Kissui Tensai] Yo.
1:53 AM [Lawliet] Howdy
1:53 AM [Just as Planned] How was your trip to Taco Bell
1:53 AM [Just as Planned] Going there and leaving us like that ;_;
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I almost had a heart attack...srsli. Wb Hok xD.

[Dr. Freeman]

1:19 PM [Silh] Sam you are so >_<!
1:20 PM Silh pulls out a toy hammer and bops you on the head with it
1:20 PM [Silh] BAKA NE CHAN
1:20 PM [Ninja Usagi] ...
1:20 PM [The Marauder] What the fvck?

Silh went all asian on us.

[Hallelujah]

Originally Posted by Tits = KHI LEGEND

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6:20 PM [Kissui Tensai] lolwtf!
6:20 PM [Enchanted Rose] LOL!
6:20 PM [Redemption] Lmao
6:20 PM [Tits] HELLO
6:20 PM [GrandMaster_Chris] roflmao
6:20 PM [Starlitangel13] Wtf?
6:20 PM [GrandMaster_Chris] can't breath
6:20 PM [Enchanted Rose] best time to look at the screen
6:20 PM [Redemption] That's fantastic.
6:20 PM [Mooshoo] LMFAO
6:20 PM [Tits] ?
6:20 PM [x_lexi_x] ???
6:20 PM [GrandMaster_Chris] screen this plz
6:20 PM [Kissui Tensai] I almost had a heartattack.
6:20 PM [Kissui Tensai] lol quote worthy.
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6:20 PM [GrandMaster_Chris] can
6:20 PM [GrandMaster_Chris] can't breath
6:20 PM [Son of Sam] Take a good look. They're the last you'll be seeing for awhile.
6:21 PM [Redemption] Speak for yourself.
6:21 PM [Mooshoo]
"6:20 PM [Son of Sam] Take a good look. They're the last you'll be seeing for awhile. "
6:21 PM GrandMaster_Chris FEELS LIKE YOU WERE THERE YOURSELF!
6:21 PM [Mooshoo] QFT
6:21 PM [x_lexi_x] What?
6:21 PM [Mooshoo] im sure that username is bannable =/
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6:21 PM [Tits] .........
6:21 PM [Son of Sam] Lmao, "Tits" just sent me this message: 5:23 PM [Tits] im horny want to cyber!!!!!!!!
6:21 PM [x_lexi_x] Oh!lololxddddd
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6:21 PM [Redemption] Rofl.
6:21 PM [Son of Sam] I have a new hero
6:21 PM [Kissui Tensai] lmao
6:21 PM [Enchanted Rose] Tits lives up to their name
6:21 PM [x_lexi_x] HAHAH!!
6:21 PM GrandMaster_Chris gestures for ER to come dance with him
6:22 PM [Peroxide] Hes gone.
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6:22 PM [x_lexi_x] LOLOLO
6:22 PM [GrandMaster_Chris] someone screen this
6:22 PM [Son of Sam] Why'd you ban him?! I was gonna take him up on his offer!
6:22 PM [x_lexi_x] I will!
6:22 PM [Kissui Tensai] XD
6:22 PM [Redemption] I bet you were.

XD not even a full 3 mins before the hammer came down.

[Sam]

8:10 PM [sk8 2 liv] how do you kik ppl
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8:10 PM [Silh] Like that.

It's moments like these that remind me that KHI isn't entirely bad.

[Silh]

5:21 PM [Ninja Usagi] :< I found out yesterday that they actually have to rely on duct tape to repair our electrical lines.
5:21 PM [Lawliet] lol
5:22 PM [Ninja Usagi] I saw it hanging off some some wires yesterday.
5:22 PM [Lawliet] My father always said, a roll of duct tape and some hard work will get you any girl you want, so I can see why they would use it for electrical lines

[Hallelujah]

Originally Posted by Just not your day kid

9:46 PM [gungonX] SOS is a p*ssy
9:47 PM [Ultima Keyblade] ...Can we ban him now?
9:47 PM [Kissui Tensai] banhammer.
9:47 PM [riku_keyblader] *camera*
9:47 PM x_lexi_x yells at gungorx
9:47 PM [gungonX] dang
9:47 PM [Son of Sam] Such foul language! Do you blow your daddy with that mouth?
9:47 PM [Ultima Keyblade] lulz sam
9:47 PM [Rem] lmao
9:47 PM [Silh] TACO BELL
9:47 PM [Kissui Tensai] Lmfao
9:47 PM [riku_keyblader] lol

I lol'd...hard XD .

[The Marauder]

2:50 AM [Hydrogen] So we have three guys on an island
2:51 AM [Hydrogen] and they find a tribe of cannibals
2:51 AM [The Marauder] I play this when I'm about to swoop down out of the sky like a hawk and bomb a small asian villiage full of rebels to hell and back.
2:52 AM [The Marauder] Gotta keep my eye on that little old lady. She has a RPG hidden in that rice sack and an AK47 under her thatched cape.
2:52 AM [Hydrogen] So we have a masochist, a sadist, a zoophilic, a necrophile, a coprophilic, and a fetichist
2:53 AM [Hydrogen] so the zoophilic says "lets rape a cat!"
2:53 AM [Hydrogen] and everyone is like "hell yes!"
2:54 AM [The Marauder] ...
2:54 AM [Hydrogen] and then after torturing, raping, killing, raping, and crapping on it,
2:54 AM [Hydrogen] What does the masochist say?
2:54 AM [Hydrogen] "miau"
2:54 AM [The Marauder] That was the worst joke I have ever heard.

[Dr. Freeman]

10:21 PM [D Athier] So I'm a ratboy now. ;-;
10:21 PM [D Athier] I see how it is now.
10:22 PM [Raito] D:
10:22 PM [Raito] ;-;
10:22 PM [Raito] <3
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10:22 PM [Starlitangel13] xD
10:22 PM [Raito] D::::::::
10:22 PM [Time] lol, Raito just got b*itchslapped