The Flashchat Quotes Archive

[Nebula Zero]

Originally Posted by Flashchat

[FinalStrike]: [Forever Lost]: Yeah. He rubs them all the time.

Erotic..
Blahmaster makes Lara stop time and cause Tira to slice Tifa's stomach.
[Forever Lost]: When exposed to the cold, a man's nipples can cut through glass. >:O
[Forever Lost]: WTF FS?
[Forever Lost]: QUOTED
[FinalStrike]: xD
[sorasheart281]: lol
[Ultima Keyblade]: FinalStrike]: [Forever Lost]: Yeah. He rubs them all the time.

Erotic..I am turned on
[Forever Lost]: ..>_>
[FinalStrike]: Yes, Ulti, we know you are.
[Forever Lost]: Well, this is awkward.

MY HARDWARE DOES NOT SUPPORT AWKWARD SITUATIONS

ABORT ABORT

[Ric]

[<NoMorals>]: [Dogenzaka]: Well Morals is a big, muscular, monster

Dog wants meh xD
[The Lounge]: Dogenzaka has left at 10:50 pm
[<NoMorals>]: O_O

I was just messing around. I didn't know he actually felt that way. The emotional build up must have been to much, so he had to leave xD

[I]

****[axelownshardcore]: what's the diff between spanish and mexican?
[Silh]: Spanish people are from Spain.
[Silh]: And Mexicans are from Mexico. :I
******[Aly-chan]: :O ' i neber new dat'
****[axelownshardcore]: cause i thought it was that mexicans hop the border... i guess there's more to it than that,
ne>
****[axelownshardcore]: ?
****[Blahmaster]: Spanish peoples have REAL terrorists. And Mexicans
[Silh]: Mexicans are also descended from the Spaniards; thus making their offfical language Spanish. :\
******[Aly-chan]: Aww, he gave me one tooo~
****[Blahmaster]: *Mexicans have REAL prostitues.
****[axelownshardcore]: LAWL
****[axelownshardcore]: nice
****[Blahmaster]: *prostitutes
******[Aly-chan]: How stereotypical of you, Blah.

nice. my question is so ingeniously answered by blah

[Nebula Zero]

Originally Posted by Flashchat gold

[Forever Lost]: "FA, you so look like this dude I know named Jake. Seriously, it's scary cuz Jake is gay..."
[Forever Lost]: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
[The Scarecrow]: *Has already escaped through the emergency hatch*
[Fatal Advent]: ...D:
[Forever Lost]: I seriously lol'd.
[Fatal Advent]: ...D;
[Fatal Advent]: ...D:
[Fatal Advent]: THat will scar me.
[Fatal Advent]: Especially since I have never met that guy before.
[Fatal Advent]: [The Scarecrow]: *Has already escaped through the emergency hatch*

WHO WHOA WHAT DID I MISS
[Forever Lost]: Now that I look at it, you do look homo-ish..
[The Lounge]: LoneWolf has entered at 12:11 pm
[Fatal Advent]: ...
[Forever Lost]: xD
[Fatal Advent]: D:
[Fatal Advent]: Is it the Anti-Hero hat? (Burns hat)
[Forever Lost]: lolololoool
[LoneWolf]: hi
[Forever Lost]: Its more like your face...could be the hat, but most likely not =/
[Fatal Advent]: ....
[Fatal Advent]: I was not aware of this.
[Forever Lost]: The second picture gives me the impression that you're homo, too. I lol'd once again.
[Fatal Advent]: Why didn't anyone tell me this in the last 13 1/2 years?
[Forever Lost]: BECAUSE YOU WERE ADOPTED
[Fatal Advent]: (newborn baby out of the womb) Oh, sorry maam, this boy looks gay.
[Forever Lost]: xD
[Forever Lost]: xD
[Forever Lost]: PLOT TWIST
[LoneWolf]: OMG MY MOMS APPLE PIE!!!
[Fatal Advent]: THE STORY OF MY QUEST FOR ACCEPTANCE IN THE HETEROSEXUAL SOCIETY
[Aly-chan]: XD
[Forever Lost]: DUN DUN DUUUN
[LuvKyou]: o.o
[The Lounge]: sorasheart281 has entered at 12:15 pm
[Fatal Advent]: Damn, why does everyone think I am gay? x.x
[LuvKyou]: hi
[sorasheart281]: . . . . . . .
[Forever Lost]: http://img287.imageshack.us/img287/6528/img0011pd6.jpg <-- That look is saying to all guys 'I don't mind if you massage me'.
[sorasheart281]: Lone wolf..?
[Forever Lost]: I LOL'D.
[sorasheart281]: wtf
[Fatal Advent]: ...
[Fatal Advent]: ...
[Fatal Advent]: ..D:
[Silh]: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvFIEx_E-XU - watch and expand description.
[Aly-chan]: LOL
[Forever Lost]: Alright, I'll stop. I'll mentally scar the boy =/
[sorasheart281]: who is that guy..?
[Fatal Advent]: Too late.
[Aly-chan]: How mean?
[Forever Lost]: D:
[Fatal Advent]: PICTUR ISNT MOVIN
[sorasheart281]: IS THAT FA?!?!?
[Forever Lost]: Woops xD
[Silh]: Of course not.
[Forever Lost]: Yeah.
[sorasheart281]: hes cute@
[Silh]: It's a recording of an raid.
[The Lounge]: Nash has entered at 12:17 pm
[Fatal Advent]: ...GAY CUTE? GAY CUTE?
[Forever Lost]: FA the village homo, lololoool
[sorasheart281]: Not that silh.
[Nash]: hey
[sorasheart281]: What do you want..?
[Aly-chan]: 281..no...I call him first. :O
[sorasheart281]: HES SO FLIPEN SEXY! OMFG HOTNESS~
[Silh]: I wasn't talking to you, sh.
[Fatal Advent]: rofl.
[sorasheart281]: Is tha it?^
[Forever Lost]: Dont listen to SH, FA. SHes a fugly italian xP
[Fatal Advent]: " Can someone explain the "close the pool" thing? I didn't really get that, or maybe I'm just not in on the whole 4chan forum thing enough. "
[Fatal Advent]: Rofl rofl.
[sorasheart281]: im Italian!
[Forever Lost]: AND FUGLY
[Aly-chan]: Yeah, listen to me. :O
[Forever Lost]: DUN DUN DUUUN
[sorasheart281]: Fugly?
[Aly-chan]: I am... hrmm,
[sorasheart281]: Thats been used since what the 70s?
[Fatal Advent]: Chicken sangwhich time
[Fatal Advent]: yea sh281 thats me ._.
[sorasheart281]: Your cute!
[sorasheart281]: But not in a gay way..
[Aly-chan]: :O :O :O
[sorasheart281]: if thats what you worried about.
[Forever Lost]: They're just speaking out of pity. No one loves you, so go cut yourself and bleed emo somewhere else.
[Forever Lost]: :O
[Silh]: HOLA THIS IS PEHDRO
[The Lounge]: Fatal Advent has left at 12:19 pm
[sorasheart281]: emo?!
[The Scarecrow]: ...That was epic, silh xD
[sorasheart281]: lol.
[Forever Lost]: LOL HE LISTENED.

Wow, that was funny.
After a few minutes of chatting, he returns..

Originally Posted by Moar Flashchat gold

[The Lounge]: Fatal Advent has entered at 12:27 pm
[Forever Lost]: September 1991 here D:
[Aly-chan]: Hey FA.
[Fatal Advent]: Hai guyz
[Forever Lost]: Oh, why hello there FA. lololoool
[sorasheart281]: Your mum has myspace..?
[Fatal Advent]: Oh why hello there FL wuts^lol
[Aly-chan]: Yesh.
[The Scarecrow]: FAg?
[The Scarecrow]: XDDD
[sorasheart281]: lol
[Forever Lost]: How's the mirror lately?
[Aly-chan]: XD
[Forever Lost]: ROFL CROW.
[Fatal Advent]: TM said I should change my name to fatal advent gummi
[Fatal Advent]: ...
[Fatal Advent]: I didn't get it for acouple of minutes.
[Forever Lost]: AHAHAHAHAH
[sorasheart281]: ...
[Forever Lost]: rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
[Fatal Advent]: HEY, F.A.G, WHATS UP!
[Blackest Night]: Clever
[Forever Lost]: Oh wow. I think my side just split open.
[LuvKyou]: Well isn't this just...Merry.
[Forever Lost]: Being a scrooge is win xD
[Aly-chan]: xD
[Fatal Advent]: ONCE MORE WITH FEELING
[Fatal Advent]: http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/513/img0013cq2.jpg
[Forever Lost]: I lol'd.
[The Lounge]: Blackest Night has left at 12:30 pm
[Forever Lost]: BN couldn't stand it.
[Fatal Advent]: xD
[sorasheart281]: Like the hat <3
[Fatal Advent]: I should take my pictures down before I kill innocent people
[LuvKyou]: ...
[sorasheart281]: Hats own.
[LuvKyou]: I'mma go.
[LuvKyou]: Goodnight everyone.
[Fatal Advent]: A-H trucker
[Forever Lost]: FA and SH would make one..BAD couple.
[Fatal Advent]: =D
[FinalStrike]: Killing innocents is so much fun though, FA.
[Fatal Advent]: ....lol, wut?
[Forever Lost]: And make many children as ugly as sin.
[Aly-chan]: XD
[sorasheart281]: WHERE DID YOU COME FROM FS?!
[Aly-chan]: How mean, FL. :O
[Forever Lost]: That's me, Aly ;D
[The Lounge]: LuvKyou has left at 12:31 pm
[Fatal Advent]: I had 2 chicken sandwhiches and now I feel all rumbly in my tummy D=
[Aly-chan]: I should in that BAD couple. :O I am the ugliest of the two. xD
[Forever Lost]: Cuz Im teh scrooge.
[Forever Lost]: Hounding for an ass pounding, FA?
[Forever Lost]: AHAHAHHAHAHA
[Fatal Advent]: ...
[Fatal Advent]: no, thanks.
[Forever Lost]: lulz
[sorasheart281]: http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j6...day06002-1.jpg this baby ugly?
[Fatal Advent]: SEXUAL HARASSMENT panda.
[Aly-chan]: lol
[Forever Lost]: Sorry for picking on you like this FA, but you set yourself up for it xD
[sorasheart281]: lol
[Forever Lost]: No, but she definately ain't you, SH.
[Fatal Advent]: By taking a picture?
[The Lounge]: Murasame has entered at 12:34 pm
[Forever Lost]: She's waaay prettier.
[Aly-chan]: XD
[Forever Lost]: Pretty much, FA.
[Fatal Advent]: :X
[Forever Lost]: And that comment Confucius said.
[Fatal Advent]: XD
[Forever Lost]: [Forever Lost]: Cuz Im teh scrooge.
[Forever Lost]: Hounding for an ass pounding, FA?
[Forever Lost]: AHAHAHHAHAHA
[Fatal Advent]: ...
[Fatal Advent]: yes, please. <--Fix'd.

Yeah, this just made my Christmas. ^_^
Find it funny or not, but at least I had my fun =D

[Antlion]

And it shattered my own Christmas


D=

[Electropop]

[The Lounge]: Einon SAMA has entered at 6:32 pm
[Angel Shards]: lol let's hunt for child-predators on the chat
[sorasheart281]: lol
[HeartofLight13]: Hey ES
[DarkZero X]: what ???
[sorasheart281]: To catch a Predator.
[Cejissax]: Im back!
[*.:redflame:.*]: lol okay..
[The Lounge]: Einon SAMA has left at 6:33 pm
[sorasheart281]: HEY ARENT YOU THAT GUY FROM NBC WHO
CATCHES PEDOS ON THE NET?!
[sorasheart281]: lol
[sorasheart281]: I know you!
[sorasheart281]: omg..that guy was awsome.
[*.:redflame:.*]: i think tmm is a child predator : )
[sorasheart281]: he might be o.o
sorasheart281 looks at Muffins.
[Angel Shards]: probably
[Cejissax]: o.o What kind of conversation did walk into....
[*.:redflame:.*]: Kids like muffins....he might be attracting them by his name
[*.:redflame:.*]: dum dum dum!
[Cejissax]: *puts an I between did and walk*
[Cejissax]: lol
[sorasheart281]: He calls them at night and they come for the Muffins.
[sorasheart281]: "here little kiddie i have Blueberry Muffins"
[Angel Shards]: ....Cej....
[sorasheart281]: "OKAY" said timmy.
[Angel Shards]: Omg, Red, I think you might be on to something!
[Cejissax]: Thats me
[*.:redflame:.*]: lmao sh, your friggin slow..oh man...2 random points for you
[sorasheart281]: RANDOM POINTS!
[TheMuffinMan]: I go to eat dinner...and I come back to the discussion of
whether or not I'd be a capable child predator....
[sorasheart281]: WAHHOO!
[*.:redflame:.*]: Ks, i dont know what your talking about..
[TheMuffinMan]: Only at KHI...
[sorasheart281]: LMFAO
[Cejissax]: Lmao
[Angel Shards]: OMG!!!!!!!!!!1
[sorasheart281]: ROFL
[sorasheart281]: omg my sides!

IT IS IN FACT MUFFINS IS A PEDO!

[Hip-Hop]

Originally Posted by Me, Blahmaster, Dogenzaka, and violent_anger on Teh Chat

[DARKNESS-2-LIGHT]: i wonder do people from aquare ever get on KHI...
         [DARKNESS-2-LIGHT]: square**
      [Blahmaster]: Advertisers want to advertise on sites with a large amount of people.
    [violent_anger]: if they can read it
         [Dogenzaka]: D2L think of it this way
      [Blahmaster]: They might look for the fan reactions, D2L.
         [Dogenzaka]: most of the ideas brought up on this site, strangely make it into a reality
[The Lounge]: Jet_Fire has left at 7:05 pm
         [DARKNESS-2-LIGHT]: ZOMFG
    [TheMuffinMan]: The ads and the flux of visitors to the site, Dogen. If an advertising pays you $1 for every time
your ad gets seen, and you get over a thousand visitors a day, and you've got 10+ of these advertisiers giving you the
same deal
         [DARKNESS-2-LIGHT]: DOGENZAKA = NOMURA
         [Dogenzaka]: "LOL COM PS2 REMAKE, KH2 FINAL MIX, COM ORG MEMBER COLOSSEUM BATTLES, A
BATTLE WITH ROXAS IN KH2."
    [violent_anger]: between them being mainly japanese, and everybody 74ll(1l\l l1k3 7}{1$
         [Dogenzaka]: I'd say they visit anonymously once in a while ^_^
         [DARKNESS-2-LIGHT]: IT WAS SO OBVIOUS!
         [DARKNESS-2-LIGHT]: DOG = NOMURA
[The Lounge]: kire12 has entered at 7:06 pm
    [kire12]: yo
         [Dogenzaka]: I AM NOMURA
         [DARKNESS-2-LIGHT]:
         [Dogenzaka]: GTFO
kire12 has a sheild on his knees
    [violent_anger]: omg
    [TheMuffinMan]: Though is reality, it's more like 10 cents per time every time their advert gets seen, but you've got
10 of these advertisements on the main site and 5 on every page of teh forum, having 10,000+ visitors makes you
money, Dogen
      [Blahmaster]: I was always the one that was a big supporter of KH2FM and really brought up the idea.
    [violent_anger]: your right!
    [kire12]: go ahead, try it d2l
    [TheMuffinMan]: in reality*
    [violent_anger]: dogenzaka backwards is nomura!!!!!!!!
DARKNESS-2-LIGHT goes for the jugular
      [Blahmaster]: But people were like: "No lol the japs got the same as the US dummy =)"
    [kire12]: :O
         [Dogenzaka]: NO IT'S AKAZNEGOD BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT =D
    [violent_anger]: but how did deven make money back when there were no adverts?
      [Blahmaster]: DOGEN IS A GOD?
         [DARKNESS-2-LIGHT]: akazenGOD
         [DARKNESS-2-LIGHT]: DOGEN IS GOD
         [Dogenzaka]:     [TheMuffinMan]: Though is reality, it's more like 10 cents per time every time their advert gets
seen, but you've got
10 of these advertisements on the main site and 5 on every page of teh forum, having 10,000+ visitors makes you
money, Dogen

And then you have to pay for all the servers.
      [Blahmaster]: SOME STRANGE NATIVE AMERICAN GOD.
         [Dogenzaka]: Native American? WTF

DOGEN IS GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[Dogenzaka]

I was just messing around. I didn't know he actually felt that way. The emotional build up must have been to much, so he had to leave xD

LOL you know I can't escape your enticing qualities xD
Or you know, I could have accidently just clicked out of the chat =l

[Infinity's End]

...

Dot denbraxn "When we milk cows are we jacking them off"

BANNED...

[Ric]

Originally Posted by Dogenzaka

LOL you know I can't escape your enticing qualities xD
Or you know, I could have accidently just clicked out of the chat =l

...........You lie >_>

wh0re xD

[The Marauder]

[The Marauder]: You better watch out, you better not try to Redeemer him I'm tellin' you why
[The Marauder]: The Marauder is coming to town.
[The Marauder]: He knows where you are camping, he needs not stay away
[The Marauder]: He'll come with a sniper rifle and "BOOM HEADSHOT" you away

[Shadukai X]

^ Good, but needs work. Add a jingle to it, and you got GOLD

[Dogenzaka]

We thought Niji Zaiaku changed his name back to <Ichigo>

[<Ichigo>]: White aint mah thang
[cam ron 77]: xD
[<Ichigo>]: Orange
[Aly-chan]: :O
[The Lounge]: VirusCoreHacker has left at 12:33 am
[The Lounge]: VirusCoreHacker has entered at 12:33 am
[Zero Sora]: [<Ichigo>]: Orange

Looks like Dark Pink to me. =/
[Einon SAMA]: I can wait on that.
[The Lounge]: Niji Zaiaku has entered at 12:33 am
VirusCoreHacker turns The Lounge into a Monkey
[<Ichigo>]: your colorblind =D
[Randomizer]: Slushie time, brb.
[Niji Zaiaku]: ...
[<Ichigo>]: Yellow?
[Niji Zaiaku]: Someone registered with my old username?
[Dogenzaka]: this is dark pink
[Niji Zaiaku]: ._. wtf?
[Einon SAMA]: Steal from Gilly??
[Dogenzaka]: OMG i'm so hawt <3
[Aly-chan]: Ichi <3
[Shamdeo]: 50,112,254 HP.
[Dogenzaka]: WTF
[Aly-chan]: lo wtfx
[Dogenzaka]: WHAT'S GOING ON
[Aly-chan]: WTH
[Randomizer]: J-Rome, kick his ass, make him pay!
[Niji Zaiaku]: ...T_T wtf
[Dogenzaka]: OMG LOL
[Dogenzaka]: THAT WASN'T THE REAL ICHIGO
[Aly-chan]: LMAO
[Dogenzaka]: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DD
[Aly-chan]: lolololololol
[Shamdeo]: Steal from Gilly during the fourth and fifth parts of each fight.
[Uzumaki-Naruto]: Whats going on?
[Aly-chan]: XD
[Dogenzaka]: QUOTED
[The Lounge]: <Ichigo> has left at 12:35 am
[Dogenzaka]: IMPOSTER, GTFO

[Jerome]

;____;

GET HIM BANNED.

Arg.

And I don't say "mah" or "thang". >_>

[Angel Shards]

[212]: I'm smart?



Too much lul to handle