The Flashchat Quotes Archive

[Xell]

Originally Posted by Every Heart

Seriously, I'm not the only one confuzzeld

*Raises Hand*

[Every Heart]

Originally Posted by Xell

*Raises Hand*

See what I mean???

[Xell]

Sora2.0[12:32:24 PM]: twilight sora change ur color
TwilightSora[12:32:37 PM]: no.
TwilightSora[12:32:39 PM]: Change your skin.
Zezima[12:32:41 PM]: Yeah it's too bright
Sora2.0[12:32:43 PM]: its blinding me
Sora2.0[12:33:02 PM]: dont get racial on me
TwilightSora[12:33:04 PM]: I'm tired of people thinking I'm going to cater to their needs.
TwilightSora[12:33:17 PM]: Don't be stupid.
TwilightSora[12:33:26 PM]: Change your *chat* skin.

[Wallflower]

Demon X: u don't know what DDR is?
~DanseMacabre~: Yar.
Watermelons... <3: Metal for me.
Watermelons... <3: \\\\\m//////
Watermelons... <3: DDR is awesome..
Demon X: Rock/Techno
Watermelons... <3: Paranoia Survivor Max SUCKS......
~DanseMacabre~: Oh my word... does anyone ELSE hate it when they dunk a biscuit in coffee and the biscuit breaks off into the coffe?
Demon X: Why?
Demon X: DM stop talking
~DanseMacabre~: because it just happened to me
~DanseMacabre~: Why?
~DanseMacabre~: It's a chat room.
Demon X: have you played Drop The Bomb by Scotty D. Watermelons?
Demon X: ? hello? anyone there?
Watermelons... <3: Drop The Bomb, System S.F mix is teh pwn.
Watermelons... <3: I can AA it on Hard.
Watermelons... <3: *Heavy... Brain fart.
Demon X: YES DTB is my favorite song...all time
Watermelons... <3: Candy (heart) is my favorite song, for some reason.
Demon X: I freaking know all the lyrics to it...lol, I'm serious
Watermelons... <3: That, then Cartoon Heroes, then MAX 300, then.....
Watermelons... <3: Hold on...
Demon X: You've played Extreme 2 haven't u?
Watermelons... <3: Speed over Beethoven.
Watermelons... <3: Yep.
Watermelons... <3: Uhh......
Demon X: SOB rules
Watermelons... <3: Oh.
Watermelons... <3: Yeah.
Demon X: I have E2 it's cool
Watermelons... <3: Heavy SOB= Teh PWN.
Watermelons... <3: I always go to Arcades and challenge people to SOB on Heavy.
Watermelons... <3: I pwn their faces off.
Demon X: how about Bourning The Floor *Blue Fire Mix*?
Demon X: by Noaki
Demon X: burning*
Demon X: I gotta go...bye dudes
Demon X: Hey
Watermelons... <3: Yeah?
~DanseMacabre~: So, I'm allowed to talk now? ¬_¬
Watermelons... <3: ... Damn.
Watermelons... <3: Uhh, Sure./
Watermelons... <3: LMFAO.
Watermelons... <3: I'm quoting that.

Heh....

[Every Heart]

Originally Posted by Flashchat

MJ: my life sux
Every Heart[9:52:02 PM]: Mine too MJ'
Every Heart[9:52:08 PM]: What do you know?
Every Heart[9:52:20 PM]: Me and MJ have something in common
Every Heart[9:52:32 PM]: Both our lives suck


Kairi_Sora_Riku[9:57:09 PM]: hey everyone....anyone go on www.kh2.co.uk??
Every Heart[9:54:53 PM]: Short answer, NO
Every Heart[9:55:19 PM]: Long answer: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO

lawl....

Originally Posted by Flashchat

Every Heart[10:01:29 PM]: I'm as trustworthy as the IRS
Every Heart[10:01:37 PM]: Wait...that didn't come out right

[Wallflower]

<T/2igger}{APPY>: and I never said "zomg, im a pimp cause I got laid at 14 by some chick"
<T/2igger}{APPY>: I know
Watermelons... <3: >.>
<T/2igger}{APPY>: I did it with one girl multiple times
<T/2igger}{APPY>: my girlfreind
Watermelons... <3: It's implied, Trigger.
<T/2igger}{APPY>: wtf
Thespis: o_O
Thespis: Trigger, you're going to Hell...
Thespis: xD
Thespis: I kid.
Watermelons... <3: Lmfao.

Grawr. I love flashchat...

[Azurith]

Originally Posted by TsC's one weakness is WATER!!!

The Scarecrow falls out the window, whilst shrouded in flames. However, the building is actually one storey, and there is a pool directly facing the window. The Scarecrow lands in the pool, his flames doused. Oh No! The Scarecrow has no limbs, so he begins to drown.

Azurith watches the Pandora doll make a mental note of the scarecrow's retardation, since obviously HAY floats on water.. wondering how the scarecrow manages to drown..

The Scarecrow can float, but he landed face DOWN. Once again, being limbless, he is unable to move.

The Scarecrow is also Drowning, being Face DOWN.

Azurith really begins to wonder if a scarecrow can actually drown... 'Oh well.. guess we'll find out soon enough.. ^.^'

The Scarecrow wonders too.....He also wonders if he actually breathes...

Seems that TsC is more 'killable' by WATER than FIRE... o.o

[Morpheaus]

Ok, this isn't the flash chat, but I couldn't pass this up. I love talking with friends late at night. The truth about Darky is revealed at last.

Originally Posted by MSN GROUP CHAT

This Vicious Cabaret. says:
woot
This Vicious Cabaret. says:
got photoshop working
Jaffa-Cake says:
...Is darky still here?
This Vicious Cabaret. says:
*pokes Darky with his salami.*
Jaffa-Cake says:
...Ew...
Darky Dee says:
Salami? Don't touch meh salami!
Darky Dee says:
I lurve salami. =3
This Vicious Cabaret. says:
lol
This Vicious Cabaret. says:
you idiot

[L337 kybldmstr]

This one is stupid, but funny.

.:KL:.[9:22:54 PM]: L337 kybldmstr, you are a n00b and you need to STFU
.:KL:.[9:23:04 PM]: oh...well i tried ._.
L337 kybldmstr[11:21:35 AM]: To have sex
KH_FAN8889[9:24:19 PM]: WTF
L337 kybldmstr[11:22:43 AM]: I am so saving this
KH_FAN8889[9:24:36 PM]: WTH means what the hell stoopid
Thespis[9:24:38 PM]: Oh wow.
.:KL:.[9:24:42 PM]: n00b GTFON

Here's another:

<p>L337 kybldmstr[8:07:11 PM]: WHAT THE lettuce?</p>
<p>Evarae[6:09:07 AM]: Ahh...lettuce.</p>
<p>The Scarecrow[6:09:45 AM]:Everybody likes a good lettuce</p>
<p>Evarae[6:09:56 AM]: Yeah</p>
<p>GeneralChaos[6:10:11 AM]: BP has an arse made of lettuce, apparently.</p>
<p>GeneralChaos[6:10:52 AM]: We had a... curious discussion about it.</p>
<p>Sky Bolt[6:11:00 AM]: hey guys</p>
<p>L337 kybldmstr[8:09:31 PM]: You guys just missed out on some lettuce</p>
<p>Sky Bolt[6:11:11 AM]: lettuce?</p>
<p>The Scarecrow[6:11:37 AM]: lettuce is all the rage, Sky.</p>

And who could forget this?

L337 kybldmstr[7:15:31 PM]: Who like Dragons Balls Z?
L337 kybldmstr[7:15:47 PM]: Errrr, Dragon Ball*
dragon blade[5:18:13 AM]: not that much!
Teikaro998[5:18:13 AM]: i like dbz
Teikaro998[5:18:27 AM]: not that much
dragon blade[5:18:37 AM]: wat?
L337 kybldmstr[7:16:58 PM]: You prefer Dragons Balls?
L337 kybldmstr[7:17:18 PM]: Gah, ***DRAGON BALL!
dragon blade[5:19:20 AM]: not that much!
L337 kybldmstr[7:18:38 PM]: I prefer Dragons Balls 'coz Goku usually brings out the good in people, rather than killing them
L337 kybldmstr[7:19:08 PM]: DRAGON BALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
L337 kybldmstr[7:19:28 PM]: I'm having a bad day . . . stupid Dragons Balls
dragon blade[5:21:40 AM]: bye seeya in half a hour
dragon blade[5:21:47 AM]: dragon blall
Teikaro998[5:21:55 AM]: ok
dragon blade[5:22:03 AM]: dragon ball
Teikaro998[5:22:12 AM]: bye
dragon blade[5:22:15 AM]: bye
L337 kybldmstr kills Akira Toriyama
L337 kybldmstr[7:21:04 PM]: I don't like Dragons Balls
L337 kybldmstr[7:21:22 PM]: Oh, great . . .

And a World War 4 . . .

L337 kybldmstr[7:28:01 PM]: Wanna start a world war?
Teikaro998[5:31:35 AM]: world war?
L337 kybldmstr[7:30:06 PM]: Like the one in the FlashChat Archive
Teikaro998[5:33:02 AM]: when evry1 starts arguing and fighting?
L337 kybldmstr prepares to destroy Teikaro's home country with an army of keybladers
L337 kybldmstr[7:31:57 PM]: Err, no. Where it's turn-based fighting that goes crazy
L337 kybldmstr attacks Teikaro's home country with his army, destroying everything in its path
Teikaro998[5:34:39 AM]: fine with me
Teikaro998 shields his entire country
Teikaro998 self-destructs it aggainst l337's army
Teikaro998 summons sephiroth
L337 kybldmstr summons Luffy, King of the Pirates, to sink America. He does.
L337 kybldmstr gathers every Square character ever created to annihilate Sephiroth
Teikaro998 grabs evry FF character
L337 kybldmstr hypnotises Teikaro998 into a deep sleep
L337 kybldmstr[7:38:56 PM]: I WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Teikaro998[5:41:18 AM]: that only works on idiots
L337 kybldmstr[7:39:37 PM]: Damn
L337 kybldmstr makes a deal with Satan to unleash all hell upon Teikaro998
L337 kybldmstr agrees to do this in exchange for his Ultima Weapon
Teikaro998[5:43:16 AM]: its tei
L337 kybldmstr creates an entire army of Ultima Weapons, 2 of which serve him
Teikaro998[5:44:34 AM]: uh-oh
L337 kybldmstr[7:43:00 PM]: How d'you like THAT, lol?
Teikaro998 summons Yen Sid
Teikaro998[5:44:59 AM]: to evry dark there is light
L337 kybldmstr wipes out Yen Sid before he even has a chance to realise he had been warped there
L337 kybldmstr[7:44:27 PM]:
L337 kybldmstr[7:44:46 PM]:
Teikaro998[5:46:54 AM]: dumbass yen sid
L337 kybldmstr and his army advance on Teikaro998
L337 kybldmstr[7:46:00 PM]: Say your prayers!
Teikaro998[5:47:59 AM]: why?
L337 kybldmstr[7:46:30 PM]: My army is about to kill you!
L337 kybldmstr notices all hell is being unleashed on Teikaro998
L337 kybldmstr[7:47:54 PM]: Thank God I have popcorn here
Teikaro998 unfortunately atea lot of cheese farts and wipes out the whole army lol
L337 kybldmstr counters with Ultima
L337 kybldmstr[7:49:33 PM]: Suck on my BALLS!
L337 kybldmstr[7:49:45 PM]: You're going down!
Teikaro998[5:51:41 AM]: wtf
Teikaro998 smoothly dodges all attacks
L337 kybldmstr Drives into Final Form, with both his Ultima Weapons
Teikaro998 goes into overdrive mode
Teikaro998 also summons all aeons
L337 kybldmstr summons Master Chief, Ifrit, Kratos, Sora, CJ and Cloud
L337 kybldmstr , together with his summons, wipes out all of Teikaro's aeons
Teikaro998[5:55:45 AM]: gaahh!!!!!!!!
L337 kybldmstr[7:54:14 PM]: Muwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Teikaro998[5:56:00 AM]: oh well
L337 kybldmstr[7:54:33 PM]: What are you gonna do now?
Teikaro998[5:56:19 AM]: u want to know why u will lose L337?
Teikaro998[5:57:38 AM]: u have been using dark this whole time for evil
L337 kybldmstr also summons John Howard, Ian "****o" ****son, George W. Bush and Neo
Teikaro998[5:57:50 AM]: but light always prevails
Teikaro998 summons a ball of light
Teikaro998[5:58:23 AM]: PEARL GATES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Teikaro998 unleashes pure light upon L337's army
L337 kybldmstr is not surprised by this, because Master Chief, Sora, Cloud and Neo are all made a million times stronger
L337 kybldmstr 's other summons are warped out of the way
Teikaro998[6:00:49 AM]: too much dark is a bad thing espescially when used for evil
L337 kybldmstr[7:59:33 PM]: I have a light army, stupid
L337 kybldmstr and his remaining summons all use Trinity Limit on Teikaro998
Teikaro998[6:02:25 AM]: not u dont
L337 kybldmstr[8:01:02 PM]: We can and have
Teikaro998[6:02:49 AM]: im immortal
L337 kybldmstr[8:01:15 PM]: You can't be.
L337 kybldmstr munches on popcorn
L337 kybldmstr[8:02:05 PM]: Think fast
L337 kybldmstr[8:02:52 PM]: Chickening out, are we?
Teikaro998[6:04:55 AM]: no
L337 kybldmstr[8:03:18 PM]: Hurry up
Teikaro998[6:05:18 AM]: i think i need to take a nap fighting is tiring
L337 kybldmstr[8:03:56 PM]: YAY! TEIKARO CHICKENED OUT!
L337 kybldmstr[8:04:03 PM]: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
L337 kybldmstr[8:04:30 PM]: Bow down to L337 kybldmstr, the world's new master!
Teikaro998[6:06:56 AM]: i said im takin a nap keep it down will ya

[Scarecrow]

Originally Posted by Perm on Dongs...

Perm | Ωmega, baby! says:
24 DONGBATS
Perm | Ωmega, baby! says:
I MUST HAVE
Jaffa-Cake says:
LMFAO!!!
Perm | Ωmega, baby! says:
DINGBATS************

Silly Perm.

[Color Me Knievel]

;-;!

I'm bad att GFX typos, but awesome on regular typos.

[Wallflower]

TwilightSora: Anyone here watch Bleach?
soulfire: well
keybladeprincess: no
soulfire: nope
Watermelons... <3: I read it.
Watermelons... <3: 1 Volume.
Watermelons... <3: The first one.
Watermelons... <3: >.>
Watermelons... <3: STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!
Watermelons... <3: o.o
Watermelons... <3: _._ I have problems.

>.>

Watermelons... <3 bites Lava
Watermelons... <3: *dashes out of chat
Watermelons... <3: *
Forever Lost shoots down Melons
kairi_angel slaps melon with hammer
_Riku_ tranquilizes Melons

For shame. Biting one person... TT^TT

[TwilightSora]

Originally Posted by Xchat thingy

TwilightSora[10:36:43 PM]: Hok, you will die.
TwilightSora[10:36:46 PM]: By my hands.
TwilightSora[10:36:50 PM]: Some day...
TwilightSora[10:36:56 PM]: I'll find you at Walgreens...
TwilightSora[10:36:59 PM]: Selling drugs.
Hokage[10:39:07 PM]: One day.. when you'r not using both hands..
Hokage[10:39:10 PM]: LMFAO
Hokage[10:39:11 PM]: HAHAHAHA
Hokage[10:39:16 PM]: Please tell me someone got that?
Hokage[10:39:24 PM]: COME ON PEOPLE
TwilightSora[10:37:52 PM]: Hok...you complimented me in an odd way..
Breaking Point[10:39:44 PM]: I have to use both hands HO, it's so heavy ;)
Hokage[10:39:59 PM]: .... OH GOD NO
Hokage[10:40:11 PM]: Well we know BP and TS really are perverted
Hokage[10:40:19 PM]: since I was talking about typing..

Hok, that was priceless...

[L337 kybldmstr]

Here's another:

Kira Haro[1:14:28 AM]: Don't say stupid things, eionon
einon_san[1:14:28 AM]: You are then, Kira?

[Eclipse]

Srsly peepz. read muh sig...it has my favorite quote.