The Flashchat Quotes Archive

[Zabazu]

YOU GOT PWNNED!!!!

Zabazu[3:03:42 PM]: BA, you, me , /rolling contest, now~!
Zabazu[3:03:53 PM]: /roll
Zabazu rolls 1 6-sided dice. The results are: 2
blood alchemist[4:10:00 PM]: eh?
Zabazu[3:04:06 PM]: ha! a two.....beat that
blood alchemist rolls 1 6-sided dice. The results are: 3

also wanted to add this...

Blackest Night[6:28:37 PM]: oath keeper, Xell is currently far above ye in intellect, personality and general value to society
FinalStrike[6:28:44 PM]: Too many people taking "Final" in their name.
FinalStrike[6:28:45 PM]: >>
oath keeper[6:28:48 PM]: yes i know
oath keeper[6:28:57 PM]: we've been through this before
oath keeper[6:29:06 PM]: i got pwned

kikyowhereareu: that was like 1 month ago stop holding grudges they will soon make u mad then u will murder ppl because of ur angre

[Phoenix]

You have already murdered people, inhiding.

You're just mad, because I fed your lovechild to the dingos.

[Phoenix]

Yeah. I was going to eat that.

This is perhaps the funniest thing I have ever read in my life.

Kikyowhereareu: ur just jealous of my beauty


Oh, and this-

[/AoD joins TAS]

Johnny Stooge:
Oh god...

<insert smiley shooting self here>

[Hallelujah]

Originally Posted by Flashchats Return not a pleasant one at that >.>

xXxCloud]: AoD is pretty cool, but sometimes...not. I was RP battling her, And i threw fire at her, and it never said in her abilities she absorbed fire, and she did and said "Faith starts with F and so does fire, so it ties in with fire..."
[KHprodigy1]: xD that makes no snese and the grammar is horrible
[Enchanted Rose]: This is Dark BHK?
[xXxCloud]: Wth?
[Forever Lost]: I was a 1337 Paladin.
[VersionX]: Link me. That's bullcrap.
[Forever Lost]: Holy Cross ftw.
[shofamuminah]: silence Arcana!! *duck tape Arcana's mouth if he does have one XP*
[Enchanted Rose]: LMAO
[xXxCloud]: it was a while ago
[TheMuffinMan]: I honestly think that AoD is a mediocre RPer
[sephy 9 2 5]: [xXxCloud]: AoD is pretty cool, but sometimes...not. I was RP battling her, And i threw fire at her, and it never said in her abilities she absorbed fire,
and she did and said "Faith starts with F and so does fire, so it ties in with fire..." <----- Wow...
[xXxCloud]: hold on
[Forever Lost]: Mediocre at the most, TMM.
[KHprodigy1]: xD AoD played you xXxcloud
[xXxCloud]: 2v2 with me and my buddy diluted
[xXxCloud]: Diluted.Past
[Arcana_dragon]: wow. really? *kill sho*
[sephy 9 2 5]: Valyon is a challenge.
[Forever Lost]: Valyon > AoD
[xXxCloud]: leme find it
[shofamuminah]: *stick out her tongue* i can't be killed cuz i'm ghost already *grins*
[xXxCloud]: I fought him omg in my first fight xD
[xXxCloud]: He used the chaos reverb barrier on me in the like 3rd post and i got pwned.
[Forever Lost]: AoD is literally godmodding.
[Arcana_dragon]: oh! *summon Hades, brainwash him, and ask him to take sho* agreed FL.
[The Lounge]: VersionX has left at 10:05 am
[Enchanted Rose]: I've given up with Dark BHK. He's just an idiot.
[sephy 9 2 5]: Not only that but she's doesn't know it.
[xXxCloud]: She always power plays she says she slashs me five times :S
[shofamuminah]: if u have time to kill me, better check dis out
[shofamuminah]: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2984414/1/
[KHprodigy1]: yet you talk about people like a dog in here >.>
[The Lounge]: VersionX has entered at 10:05 am
[xXxCloud]: Ill find it i think its on page 2..
[VersionX]: Damnit.. this chat just lagged me out.
[shofamuminah]: O.o
[VersionX]: It never used to lag me out.
[KHprodigy1]: ease off the insults
[Forever Lost]: If you're RP battling, at least make it look like a real fight.
[VersionX]: Might be because my internet is failing slightly in the thunderstorm.
[xXxCloud]: ahaha. Nevermind...she EDITED her bio in the middle of the fight and added fire.
[Forever Lost]: Lmao Cloud.
[Arcana_dragon]: really?
[Forever Lost]: You got played.
[KHprodigy1]: xD

I really have no comment on this convo....wth i gotta laugh at cloud xD.

[Enchanted Rose]

^That wasn't funny Proddy...

[TheMuffinMan]

[AngelofDestiny]: I can't wait til I go to Spain for a holiday.
[Zabazu]: neither can BN aod
[AngelofDestiny]: Why? He's going on holiday too?
[Zabazu]: ........no
[Shady-DVS-Hoody-Child]: No....

I don't think AoD got it =P

^ win .

inhiding applauds.
kikyowhereareu asks KA to do the horizontal tango with her
[Forever Lost]: XD
[Forever Lost]: ROfl
[Shamdeo]: XD
[unknown212]: okay. . . .Kikiyo is scarying me
[kikyowhereareu]: What's the tango?
[kairi_angel]: Hiding typed that unknown.
[unknown212]: it's a spanish dance
[inhiding]: No, I didn't.
[kairi_angel]: Hiding, cut it out.
[inhiding]: You speak lies, woman.
[kairi_angel]: << She doesn't even know what the tango is.
[kikyowhereareu]: I know the tango is a fruit but how can it be horizontle?

[Vendetta]

I stumbled upon my quote document, finally. Although, it doesn't have all of them. Unfortunately.

Originally Posted by AIM Conversation. ( klarityy is me. )

klarityy: lol.
klarityy: you have internet, right?
klarityy: ....
klarityy: wow.
xthexhappyxgothx: yeah.
klarityy: don't answer.
klarityy: ...dammit.
xthexhappyxgothx: why o.o
klarityy: that was just about the dumbest question that could ever be asked.

rofl.. that was a serious question too. xD

Originally Posted by RE: Why does everybody hate white people? - My reply -

I hate all of those flipping white people. All they do is copy others. Baggy pants.. Rap.. I mean seriously. Wth is eminem doing writing rap? Sur ehe's good. But it's OUR THING. Go play tennis or something marshal. Gtdoff of our stages.

Another thing I hate about white people. They're so friggin racist? I mean.. What the hell man. I get bad looks when I drink Koolaid for god sakes. Isn't that a white persons creation? Wtd? Its like they think they're better than everyone else. Why don't they just shut there pretty little lips, and go skip in the damn park.

ANOTHER THING. Those annoying little white people don't like immigrants? Wtd? Their immigrants too! Flipping maniacal, greedy arse tard sonv bee stings! Hypocritical much?

And one last thing. They think they're so flipping smart. OOOO oo, look at me. Rap sucks! yeah it sucks! it has no beat! Wtd? It has more beat than that crap blowing out your eardrums, you silly white dumbtards! Gain some friggin sense. Rock kills your flipping ears. Rap is actual music with MEANING.

One more thing.. I hate white people, because they think they can do whatever they want. They're just the perfect flipping race. Well WTD MAN. ALL THE FRIGGIN SICKO'S LOOKING AT CHILDREN PORNO ARE WHITE. YOU AIN'T SEE NO BLACK MAN LOOKIN' UP BABY PORNO? Wtd man...

That's why I hate white people.

{ EDIT } You know what? I'm not done. I have other flipping reasons to hate on white people. Ontop of that sicko thing. You ain't see no black man in saw or saw two? WTD? HUH? NO BLACK MAN. Only that bald white arse jolly son'v kickstand. WTD? But in the end, it's always the black guy who gets convicted of twelve flipping degree murder. Just because that baggy old white lady saw him cross the street? WTD? I bet you she saw that white men at the damn fone, dialin' a damn collect call, that cheap white arse. Callin' up his saw homies to go rip the limbs off another white dude. That's my main point right there. You white people are ALL flipped up. Eatin' each other and crap like that... Sick. Sick man.

Another damn thing I hate about those pale son of a whales. You be drivin' right? You be on yo wheels, rollin' down the street. Some bright as day white dude come drivin' along, and see's your ride rumblin from the music. Then he gives you that degrading look, like he's better than you. Because he thinks you spent more on the sound system then you did on the damn car. Well, FOR YOU FRIGGING INFORMATION, I got that sound stereo from a good friend of mine. So backoff of my case.

One last thing, before I rest my case. These flipping white people think we evil? We ain't blind nobody on the street. We ain't be makin' people crash and crap.

AnyWAY. I hope you white people rot in a gutter, from that dude that granny decided NOT to call the cops on. Sick arse crackers.

Now here's the funny part; I'm white.

Originally Posted by x7 chat convo, just before I made GC - BA RP battle thread

blood alchemist: GC.. I have one rule. A limitation, more like.
blood alchemist: Only 8 abilities. =P
blood alchemist: Shall I make the thread?
GeneralChaos: I could kill you with none.
Milkman: boq
blood alchemist: I know you could. But that's not the point.
GeneralChaos: With a carrot.
blood alchemist: =o
blood alchemist: haha
GeneralChaos: And a packet of noodles.
blood alchemist: Carrot... that was unexpected.

Maybe I'm the only one who finds this funny.. xD

Originally Posted by Flashchat Convo

kikyowhereareu]: wHAT THE HECK.
[Nash]: cause all other races were bitching
Milkman dances more
kikyowhereareu pulls down his pants

Proof that kikyo is one of the following -

A ) An idiot.
B ) A man.
C ) A hermy.

Well, enjoy.

[Vodka]

^lmao..I was actually about to submit that last bit with her. *Sighs* But, give or take a couple of minutes and I will give you that WHOLE conversation..*laughs insanely* Now anyway folks, please DO enjoy the show:

Solid proof that Boondock has the potential to become an internet chatroom whore (kidding), Nash is in denial *laughing, yet kidding* And something apparently with the obsession with boxer shorts?

[Milkman]: Sperminator : Judgement Dai!
[Boondock Saint]: I've got superhawt boy shorts on.
[Beauxxx]: Nash, what the heck? lmao
[UnknownDawn]: what the heck
[Perminator]: Sperminator: Rise of the machines
[Beauxxx]: lmao...U.D same thing here
[Milkman]: I'll BE BOQ!
[Forever Lost]: Sperminator: Rise of the Sperminators
[Nash]: Ive got thuper hawwwwttt short short shorts on
[Milkman]: WITH SPERM
[Tobuoi]: lol, Perm...
[_Riku_]: Zomg boondock.
[_Riku_]: Superhawt boy shorts?
[Boondock Saint]: zomg wut?
[Forever Lost]: "ZOMG, now theres more than ONE! OH EM GEE"
[Blackest Night]: I am horrendously bored
[UnknownDawn]: ok what is up with the pants thing
[Boondock Saint]: Yuss.
[Boondock Saint]: They are metallic yellow.
[Tobuoi]: I'm sorry, BN.
[Boondock Saint]: And smexy.
[_Riku_]: Zomg.
[_Riku_]: is so turned on. zomg.
[Tobuoi]: Go bake something.
[Milkman]: Sperminator vs MIlker.
[Tobuoi]: And then give it to me.
[Perminator]: I lack pants right now.
[Blackest Night]: Got that right, BS
[Nash]: Im wearing all black
[The Lounge]: TheMuffinMan has left at 9:13 am
[Nash]: with some red on my wrists
[Tobuoi]: Because I'm too lazy to bake something for myself...
[Blackest Night]: I wear black everyday, Nash
[Boondock Saint]: I am wearing my boy shorts
[Blackest Night]: To every guy in here:
[Boondock Saint]: And my blue "Freakin' sweet!" Peter shirt.
[Perminator]: LMFAO, NASH IS DEFINATELY EMO XDDD
[Nash]: I like to wear all black but I only wear it occasionally
[Blackest Night]: Boxers of Briefs?
[Beauxxx]: That's hot, Boondock
[Blackest Night]: I prefer Boxers
[Perminator]: [Nash]: Im wearing all black
[The Lounge]: TheMuffinMan has left at 6:13 pm
[Nash]: with some red on my wrists
[Boondock Saint]: Basically.
[Nash]: kill me..
[The Lounge]: atlgirlrep has left at 9:14 am
[square-enix]: boxers
[Perminator]: XDDDDDD EMO!!!!
[Boondock Saint]: Nash cutz0rz!
[_Riku_]: Emo Nash.
[Milkman]: EMO
[_Riku_]: Emooooo.
[Milkman]: I HATE EMOS
[Tobuoi]: OH YEAH?! Well, I'm so badass that I took a pair of jeans and cut them so that I could wear them as capris!
[square-enix]: briefs rofl why would you even ask?
[Milkman]: I FEED EMOS TO MY PET FISH
[Tobuoi]: Boo-yah.
[Milkman]: Stupid caps...
[Nash]: no I cheese grate
[Boondock Saint]: I'm not wearing socks.
[Boondock Saint]: SO BADASS.
[Tobuoi]: lol
[Nash]: cutting is for FAGS
[_Riku_]: Tobuoi is totally badass.
[Blackest Night]: Because somepeople like briefs
[Forever Lost]: XD
[Blackest Night]: I personally do not
[Beauxxx]: Emo Nash..that name surprisingly has a ring to it, lol
[Nash]: dont make me get out my cheese grater
[Forever Lost]: [Nash]: kill me..
[The Lounge]: atlgirlrep has left at 12:14 pm
[_Riku_]: Nash, is your first name Mike?
[_Riku_]: I know an emo kid named "Mike Nash".
[_Riku_]: >.>
[Tobuoi]: lol, Riku, you bet your ass, I am!
[Nash]: holy #$%^&* >.>
[Forever Lost]: Nash is drving out the n00bs with his emoness!
[Milkman]: I know a basketball player called Steve Nash
[Nash]: who are you?
[Boondock Saint]: Most excellent!
[Forever Lost]: Nash: The Emonator? O_o
[Tobuoi]: Indeed.
[_Riku_]: ....is your name Mike?
[Nash]: Riku
[Boondock Saint]: I am Boondock.
[Nash]: whats ur name
[Blackest Night]: I am confused
[_Riku_]: Heidi.
[Blackest Night]: Nash's name is Mike?
[blood alchemist]: *coughs* Heidi.
[Forever Lost]: Nash lies.
[Nash]: Last name?
[blood alchemist]: ..Damn.
[Tobuoi]: ...*blinks*
[_Riku_]: Nash, do you live in Massachusetts.
[UnknownDawn]: he does ok
[Forever Lost]: He said Riku >__________>
[Nash]: I dont remeber the name
[blood alchemist]: Popcicle.
[The Lounge]: TheMuffinMan has entered at 9:17 am
[_Riku_]: You wouldn't know my last name.
[Nash]: no
[The Lounge]: VersionX has left at 9:17 am
[Nash]: I live in EMOVILLE!!!!
[_Riku_]: Nevermind, if you don't live in MA, then you're not the same "Mike Nash."
[Milkman]: I LIVE IN GREENLAND AFRICA
[Milkman]: I WEAR FUR COATS AND BOOTY SHORTS
[Tobuoi]: Don't tell him! He'll find out your address and sexually assault your pets.
[Nash]: I used to live there
[Blackest Night]: I live in Canada
[blood alchemist]: Liar.
[Nash]: with a spork
[Blackest Night]: That is all you need to know
[blood alchemist]: lmao booty shorts.
[Forever Lost]: AND I LIVE IN NORTH NEW YORK
[Tobuoi]: BN, I thought that you lived in the states..._>
[Beauxxx]: That's cool Milk..too bad that there isn't a section CALLED that there
[Beauxxx]: lmao
[blood alchemist]: I live in San Mateo California, just off the freeway, by the denny's.
[Blackest Night]: Nope
[_Riku_]: Haha, wow.. I was almost started to get weirded out on why the Mike Nash I know was in the KHI chat.
[_Riku_]: XD
[Milkman]: Forever lost
[Milkman]: Its North York
[Nash]: booty booty booty booty rockin everywhere
[Boondock Saint]: Most excellent!
[blood alchemist]: Street name - Casa De Campo.
[Beauxxx]: alchemist, I just might be able to stalk you
[UnknownDawn]: what the heck MIlkman you can't live there that doesn't make sense.
[Boondock Saint]: I now have a dog and a mind slave.
[_Riku_]: I found you, Ms. New Booty.

And I'll post more in a few minutes

[Xell]

Riku123698745 asks kikyowhereareu if she knows darkmaroona
[Forever Lost]: Wtf are you 10?
Xell wishes kikyo would get her spleen ripped out by an african donkey.
[B-rad 1]: me too
[Forever Lost]: You can say hell.
Itachi Uchiha wishes Xell would just get a tampon....
[Forever Lost]: Its not like God forbids you too.
[Riku123698745]: hell hell hell lol
[Xell]: Wtf Itachi..

Okay..

[Sky Bolt]

This is an MSN conversation between Scare and myself:

Joga Bonito! says: (5:48:07 PM)
Omg I just realised.

Sky Bolt - "There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots." says: (5:48:20 PM)
That we have flashchat back?

Joga Bonito! says: (5:48:39 PM)
No.
That you're the only person online whose real name I don't know.

Sky Bolt - "There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots." says: (5:48:47 PM)
Really?

Joga Bonito! says: (5:49:10 PM)
Yeah.
And I have Inhiding, Morpheaus, Darky, Square Ninja, etc online too.

Sky Bolt - "There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots." says: (5:49:20 PM)
I thought it should be obvious...

Joga Bonito! says: (5:49:33 PM)
Wait a second...I think I do know it..

Joga Bonito! says: (5:49:48 PM)
IT'S *****!

Sky Bolt - "There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots." says: (5:50:01 PM)
Yes, it is.

Joga Bonito! says: (5:50:14 PM)
...What a waste of time that was.

Sky Bolt - "There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots." says: (5:50:24 PM)
Too true.

Joga Bonito! says: (5:50:33 PM)
Now, what's your siblings name?

Sky Bolt - "There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots." says: (5:50:41 PM)
Rae?

Joga Bonito! says: (5:50:47 PM)
Indeed.

Sky Bolt - "There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots." says: (5:51:23 PM)
Hmm, I seem to have a vague recollection of an agreement not to tell anyone.

Sky Bolt - "There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots." says: (5:51:37 PM)
Vague since most things in my memory are vague.

Joga Bonito! says: (5:52:05 PM)
Bah.
At least make an eccentrically long yet arduous trail of clues for me to follow.

Sky Bolt - "There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots." says: (5:52:33 PM)
Hmm...I suppose I could try that.

Sky Bolt - "There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots." says: (5:52:54 PM)
Let's see...first you will need a monkey with three fingers...

Joga Bonito! says: (5:52:58 PM)
Ok, Brb, My Easy Mac is ready...

Sky Bolt - "There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots." says: (5:53:07 PM)
Let me know when you find him.

Joga Bonito! says: (5:54:21 PM)
Back.

Joga Bonito! says: (5:54:26 PM)
Hmm, does my brother count?

Sky Bolt - "There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots." says: (5:54:35 PM)
Does he have thre fingers?

Sky Bolt - "There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots." says: (5:54:38 PM)
three*

Joga Bonito! says: (5:54:42 PM)
Not yet.

Joga Bonito! says: (5:54:55 PM)
Now he does.

Sky Bolt - "There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots." says: (5:55:05 PM)
Ok, next...

Sky Bolt - "There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots." says: (5:56:39 PM)
You must get the monkey to fetch seven jade bananas from a sunken pirate ship in Switzerland.

Joga Bonito! says: (5:56:48 PM)
...M'kay...

Joga Bonito! says: (5:57:03 PM)
Done.

Joga Bonito! says: (5:57:14 PM)
Oh wait, shit, did you say Switzerland?

Sky Bolt - "There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots." says: (5:57:20 PM)
Yes.

Sky Bolt - "There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots." says: (5:57:28 PM)
Not your backyard.

Joga Bonito! says: (5:57:31 PM)
Damnit, I went to Sweden...
Hangon..

Joga Bonito! says: (5:57:43 PM)
Ok, there we go.

Sky Bolt - "There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots." says: (5:57:54 PM)
You're pretty quick.

Sky Bolt - "There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots." says: (5:58:18 PM)
And I'm very impressed that you found a sunken pirate ship in a country with no coastline.

Joga Bonito! says: (5:58:30 PM)
Hey, Im just that kinda guy.

Sky Bolt - "There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots." says: (5:59:33 PM)
Ok, next you must take the bananas and place them in the temple of Mjhassdidhunagshed. Not the temple of Mjhasdidhungashed.

Sky Bolt - "There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots." says: (5:59:41 PM)
That one's in France.

Joga Bonito! says: (5:59:45 PM)
Ah, ok.

Sky Bolt - "There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots." says: (5:59:57 PM)
Stupid France.

Sky Bolt - "There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots." says: (6:00:13 PM)
Not that there's anything wrong with it.

Joga Bonito! says: (6:02:33 PM)
Ok, Done.

Sky Bolt - "There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots." says: (6:02:52 PM)
Wow, and finding the bananas was faster?

Joga Bonito! says: (6:02:58 PM)
yeup.

Sky Bolt - "There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots." says: (6:02:58 PM)
Ok...

Sky Bolt - "There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots." says: (6:03:22 PM)
Push the button.

Joga Bonito! says: (6:03:33 PM)
/me pushes the button.

Sky Bolt - "There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots." says: (6:03:48 PM)
I like simple stages in complex diabolical plans.

Joga Bonito! says: (6:03:59 PM)
...

Joga Bonito! says: (6:04:08 PM)
You know, you could just tell me Rae's name.

Sky Bolt - "There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots." says: (6:04:35 PM)
You realise that this was your idea.

Joga Bonito! says: (6:04:50 PM)
Pffft.
Tell Me!

Sky Bolt - "There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots." says: (6:04:55 PM)
Right, now all you have to do to find out Rae's real name is...

Sky Bolt - "There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots." says: (6:05:02 PM)
Ask him.

Joga Bonito! says: (6:05:11 PM)
-____

Joga Bonito! says: (6:05:14 PM)
-_____-*

Sky Bolt - "There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots." says: (6:05:22 PM)
Annoying, aren't I?

Joga Bonito! says: (6:05:42 PM)
Very.

Sky Bolt - "There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots." says: (6:05:58 PM)

[sora212]: inhiding stfu
[inhiding]: I have automatic superiority over you 212, so no.
[sora212]: alt+f4 is how to open the home page
[sora212]: stfu fag
[inhiding]: Ooh, here we are with the "gay" insults. How insecure of you!
[The Lounge]: Riku_123 has left at 2:47 am
[inhiding]: 212, press CTRL+WATER to make me leave.
[The Lounge]: sora212 has left at 2:48 am