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[VirusCoreHacker]

ok msn convo about the next chapter in meh fan fic between meh s-paz melons and shadee

Da Infection Has Begun, The Age Of Hack0rs Is Here: VirusCoreHacker Aka Youth of the Nation Aka Epitaph of Twilight Aka says:
Ok....3 way cat fight in the boys bathroom between

Da Infection Has Begun, The Age Of Hack0rs Is Here: VirusCoreHacker Aka Youth of the Nation Aka Epitaph of Twilight Aka says:
Rf ,spaz


Da Infection Has Begun, The Age Of Hack0rs Is Here: VirusCoreHacker Aka Youth of the Nation Aka Epitaph of Twilight Aka says:
melons

Da Infection Has Begun, The Age Of Hack0rs Is Here: VirusCoreHacker Aka Youth of the Nation Aka Epitaph of Twilight Aka says:
and....>.>

<mk'safairyprincess> Whore For Rent<3 Spit it from your Mouth like foreign object says:
...SHAYDEE

Da Infection Has Begun, The Age Of Hack0rs Is Here: VirusCoreHacker Aka Youth of the Nation Aka Epitaph of Twilight Aka says:
.......
~[CIEL-NOIR]~ says:
Oh hell no

~[CIEL-NOIR]~ says:
BO!!

<mk'safairyprincess> Whore For Rent<3 Spit it from your Mouth like foreign object says:
i refuse to fight her!

Da Infection Has Begun, The Age Of Hack0rs Is Here: VirusCoreHacker Aka Youth of the Nation Aka Epitaph of Twilight Aka says:
w/e gets written gets posted...so make up ur damn minds >.>

~[CIEL-NOIR]~ says:
fine fine

~[CIEL-NOIR]~ says:
MEGAFLEER

<mk'safairyprincess> Whore For Rent<3 Spit it from your Mouth like foreign object says:
Spazz=Omg Mehluns!! -fangirls- Omg Shaydee-fangirls- eats sandwich

~[CIEL-NOIR]~ says:
the hot mom/teacher that everyboy dreams of

Da Infection Has Begun, The Age Of Hack0rs Is Here: VirusCoreHacker Aka Youth of the Nation Aka Epitaph of Twilight Aka says:
good idea >.>

Da Infection Has Begun, The Age Of Hack0rs Is Here: VirusCoreHacker Aka Youth of the Nation Aka Epitaph of Twilight Aka says:
wait...mf doesnt liek ny boys >.>

Da Infection Has Begun, The Age Of Hack0rs Is Here: VirusCoreHacker Aka Youth of the Nation Aka Epitaph of Twilight Aka says:
except me

Da Infection Has Begun, The Age Of Hack0rs Is Here: VirusCoreHacker Aka Youth of the Nation Aka Epitaph of Twilight Aka says:Jk

~[CIEL-NOIR]~ says:
MF is lezbian foo

~[CIEL-NOIR]~ says:
well, in my dreams she is

<mk'safairyprincess> Whore For Rent<3 Spit it from your Mouth like foreign object says:
...
<mk'safairyprincess> Whore For Rent<3 Spit it from your Mouth like foreign object says:
-backs away-

[XSpasticPrincess]

Lmfao.

Vchh!!!

Originally Posted by Flash Chat

Xell[12:37:13 PM]: VCH, make love to me darling./

Ohmanilovetheflashchat

Originally Posted by Shady-DVS-Hoody-Child on Msn

Shady:IloveyoulikeaSISTURR!!
Shady:That I do unspeakable things to at night
Me:Incessttt<3
Shady: MAKEOUT...Eww you're like my sister..
Shady:But it's okay cause I'm from Texas

Originally Posted by Flash Chat

Welcome to General Chat XSpasticPrincess.
FinalStrike[7:28:42 PM]: WE DON'T CARE ABOUT UT IN HERE! STFU ALREADY!
XSpasticPrincess[7:21:51 PM]: Im sorry!!
XSpasticPrincess[7:21:53 PM]: D=

Originally Posted by Flash Chat

hady-DVS-Hoody-Child[7:31:15 PM]: I love this song
Shady-DVS-Hoody-Child[7:31:19 PM]: kimi no machi made
XSpasticPrincess[7:24:34 PM]: i love....your mom!
Shady-DVS-Hoody-Child[7:32:03 PM]: me too spas

[Kazeth]

I'm gonna post this just to make sure i don't forget...

Kazeth[8:38:26 PM]: I have a lollipop and two jawbreakers....
XSpasticPrincess Licks The Lollipop
Kazeth[8:38:36 PM]: and some gummy worms...
XSpasticPrincess[8:45:37 PM]: xD
kairiinluv[8:45:46 PM]: XD

[XSpasticPrincess]

Originally Posted by Kazeth

I'm gonna post this just to make sure i don't forget...

Jerk!!
I totally said that at the wrong time didn't I?

I was referring to the 50 cent song

[Every Heart]

Every Heart[2:33:09 PM]: This stupid roll thing sounds like Walmart is involved
Every Heart[2:35:13 PM]: They plan to get rid of every small convience store
Every Heart[2:35:31 PM]: My Conspiracy senses are tingling
Every Heart Conspiracy senses are tingling
kikyowhereareu actually wacked hearty's head with giant hammer so that's why her heads tingly
Every Heart[2:38:29 PM]: I do to have conspiracy senses
Every Heart[2:39:41 PM]: well...I may not have real conspiracy sense, but I do have "I'm going to stab kikyowherearu" senses, and their tingling like crazy
Every Heart is going to stab kikyowhereareu

Hokage[2:09:22 PM]: Got to wash the dishes
blood alchemist[2:20:21 PM]: Hokage: Got to wash the dishes - You do that often hok.. xD
blood alchemist[2:20:37 PM]: I'm starting to think there are no dishes.
kikyowhereareu[2:21:04 PM]: i wash dishes often BA
Every Heart[2:13:11 PM]: No force on earth can make me wash dishes
Every Heart[2:14:02 PM]: ...except for my mom and the guys at the resturant that catch me when I try to run out on the bill

Every Heart[2:10:41 PM]: ............
Every Heart[2:10:54 PM]: It's quiet here
kikyowhereareu[2:19:30 PM]: where were you ppl
Every Heart[2:11:08 PM]: well, not anymore

The Scarecrow[11:22:40 AM]: Blaze, you type like a seven year old, but you have enough maturity and respect for me to look past that.
The Scarecrow[11:23:10 AM]: In short, you're cool in my book.
Every Heart[11:14:53 AM]: That must be one tiny book
Every Heart[11:15:17 AM]: Is it a pocket size book?
The Scarecrow[11:24:18 AM]: It's more like a couple of post-it notes.
kikyowhereareu[11:24:19 AM]: Crow, in your book i'm a looser that's friends with a cool person [AKA Blaze]
Every Heart[11:16:16 AM]: *hides laughter* You spelled loser wrong
The Scarecrow[11:24:47 AM]: Being a respected person's friend doesn't get you in my book.
Every Heart[11:16:26 AM]: Not in my book either
Every Heart[11:18:15 AM]: My book is more like the size of a pocket size bible, except that it's missing the New Testement and most of the Old Testement
Every Heart[11:18:35 AM]: The only thing in there is the Garden of Eden

Every Heart[11:23:01 AM]: kikyowherearu, I think your username is weird
Every Heart[11:23:06 AM]: Think about it
Milkman[11:29:53 AM]: She'll rub off her stupid on you
Every Heart[11:23:18 AM]: Kikyowherearu?
Every Heart[11:23:27 AM]: In a ditch or drowning in a pon
Every Heart[11:23:30 AM]: *pond

inhiding says:
Don't you all think it's ironic that AngelofDestruction is part of the "We Love the Forums" club?

Somewhere over the border says:
...

Nelo Angelos says:
Who's AngelofDestruction?

TeH Trigger says:
who is bianca diavolo?

Nelo Angelos says:
Explain the Irony.

inhiding says:
You don't see the irony?

TeH Trigger says:
o0

Nelo Angelos says:
Lmao, Bianca Divolo is Darky.

Somewhere over the border says:
lol

TeH Trigger says:
i guessed so

inhiding says:
Perhaps you're not as big of a fan for irony as I am.

Somewhere over the border says:
NM is soon gonna become KHI

Logan says:
are you refering to AoD's actual name

Logan says:
>.>

Logan says:
like the destruction part

Logan says:
cuz otherwise

Logan says:
I don't see

Logan says:
the irony

Logan says:
;-;

Nelo Angelos says:
Well, i can hardly see the Irony if I don't know who the hell she is.

inhiding says:
KEN WINS THE PRIZE

Logan says:
EXPLAIN

Logan says:
LOL

Logan says:
see

Nelo Angelos says:
..That's the Irony?

Logan says:
asians rule

Logan says:
yea it is

Somewhere over the border says:
..

Somewhere over the border says:
Only asians

Logan says:
she's the angel of destruction, one who wishes for all to die and be dead

Logan says:
she loves the forums

Somewhere over the border says:
We all know

Nelo Angelos says:
That's some crappy Irony you got there.

Logan says:
actual Angels of Destructions love nothing

Somewhere over the border says:
we are not slow

Logan says:
;-;

Logan says:
your typing is

Somewhere over the border says:
Well

Somewhere over the border says:
bastard

Logan says:
I relate typing to your brain processing speed

lolol .

[.Scarlet Letter.]

Originally Posted by 'X7 Chat"

.Scarlet Letter.[2:04:48 AM]: Internet-hugging = Relationships? Wha....
.Scarlet Letter.[2:04:59 AM]: /me hugs LK
.Scarlet Letter. hugs LK
LuvKyou[2:12:27 AM]: *gasp*
.Scarlet Letter.[2:05:22 AM]: Does this make me lesbian? o.o
LuvKyou[2:12:39 AM]: *hugs back*

Wait.....Does it really? o.o

[Enchanted Rose]

The most immature conversation ever:

Originally Posted by X7 chat

NO.14[5:22:05 PM]: you ant cool, unless you pee your pants
Enchanted Rose[10:15:02 PM]: LMAO
rikuluver64[5:22:13 PM]: its kinda hard not to wet urself
Enchanted Rose[10:15:04 PM]: WTF?
rikuluver64[5:22:21 PM]: i meen
NO.14[5:22:27 PM]: since thats the case, im the coolest
rikuluver64[5:22:31 PM]: 4get that part
Enchanted Rose[10:15:23 PM]: Rly?
rikuluver64[5:22:40 PM]: no i am
.Scarlet Letter.[5:22:47 PM]: Haha. rikuluver wets himself =P.
rikuluver64[5:22:58 PM]: im a girl
NO.14[5:22:58 PM]: its a she -.-
Sorowed eyes[5:22:58 PM]: acording to your self
Enchanted Rose[10:15:55 PM]: Quote!
Sorowed eyes[5:23:10 PM]: XD
VirusCoreHacker[5:23:14 PM]: OP.o
rikuluver64[5:23:17 PM]: o ya a guy wod lik riku lik that
.Scarlet Letter.[5:23:19 PM]: herself* =/
Sorowed eyes[5:23:21 PM]: we know
NO.14[5:23:28 PM]: cmon eyes, you know you want to be cool... pee teh pants
Enchanted Rose[10:16:19 PM]: eyes?
Sorowed eyes[5:23:30 PM]: she is a she
VirusCoreHacker[5:23:39 PM]: .............Likek
Enchanted Rose[10:16:32 PM]: ok, I know I brought this up but really....
NO.14[5:23:40 PM]: it take to to tango, but three is high society
Enchanted Rose[10:16:35 PM]: It's weird
atlgirlrep[5:23:53 PM]: rofl
NO.14[5:23:57 PM]: two"
.Scarlet Letter.[5:24:02 PM]: He could be bi. =o
rikuluver64[5:24:04 PM]: now i gotta pee
Enchanted Rose[10:16:56 PM]: Shush
Enchanted Rose[10:17:01 PM]: Then I'll need to as well
NO.14[5:24:17 PM]: lol
rikuluver64[5:24:24 PM]: im serious
Enchanted Rose[10:17:19 PM]: Same
NO.14[5:24:28 PM]: perfect, you know what to do
Enchanted Rose[10:17:24 PM]: Deadly serious
atlgirlrep[5:24:35 PM]: ok go
rikuluver64[5:24:38 PM]: im to far from the poodie
Enchanted Rose[10:17:30 PM]: Eww shush
Sorowed eyes[5:24:42 PM]: its contagious
atlgirlrep[5:24:43 PM]: lol
Enchanted Rose[10:17:39 PM]: I'm not wetting myself whilst talking to you guys
shakes[5:24:46 PM]: then go
NO.14[5:24:46 PM]: i have that effect on people
NO.14[5:24:52 PM]: XP
.Scarlet Letter.[5:24:52 PM]: Run fool!
atlgirlrep[5:24:53 PM]: lol
shakes[5:24:58 PM]: then you messed up
Enchanted Rose[10:17:50 PM]: That sounds like something No. 14 would do.
atlgirlrep[5:25:03 PM]: lol
rikuluver64[5:25:09 PM]: br
rikuluver64[5:25:12 PM]: brb
Enchanted Rose[10:18:10 PM]: Back from where? The bathroom?
atlgirlrep[5:25:19 PM]: lmfao
Sorowed eyes[5:25:20 PM]: ys you make ppl pee NO
NO.14[5:25:23 PM]: go in teh pants, no need to run... you ant cool unless you pee your pants ( must i repeat myself)
NO.14[5:25:46 PM]: no her pants duh
Sorowed eyes[5:25:54 PM]: probably
atlgirlrep[5:25:56 PM]: go to the bathroom
Enchanted Rose[10:18:52 PM]: Why?
Sorowed eyes[5:26:21 PM]: its better and doesnt make a mess XD
Enchanted Rose[10:19:13 PM]: I'm going on the Maury show.
NO.14[5:26:29 PM]: lol
rikuluver64[5:26:31 PM]: omg that feels so good
Enchanted Rose[10:19:25 PM]: This is surreal
Enchanted Rose[10:19:30 PM]: You're going to give me bad dreams now.
NO.14[5:26:44 PM]: but whats life without a warm feeling XP
.Scarlet Letter.[5:26:45 PM]: o.o
NO.14[5:26:48 PM]: O>O
Enchanted Rose[10:19:39 PM]: No one make the wet dream joke, I'm female
NO.14[5:26:53 PM]: O.o
rikuluver64[5:26:57 PM]: lol
NO.14[5:26:57 PM]: lol
NO.14[5:27:06 PM]: oohhh
atlgirlrep[5:27:07 PM]: ewwwww she pissed on herself
atlgirlrep[5:27:10 PM]: lol
atlgirlrep[5:27:13 PM]: lmfao
Enchanted Rose[10:20:06 PM]: No I didn't
rikuluver64[5:27:17 PM]: so am i
Enchanted Rose[10:20:09 PM]: Who did?
rikuluver64[5:27:28 PM]: wait wat
NO.14[5:27:28 PM]: i had a wet dream, anyone want to hear it
NO.14[5:27:30 PM]: XD
rikuluver64[5:27:34 PM]: i did?
rikuluver64[5:27:41 PM]: !!!!!!
rikuluver64[5:27:41 PM]: no
Enchanted Rose[10:20:36 PM]: You wet yourself?
Sorowed eyes[5:27:52 PM]: yes
NO.14[5:28:01 PM]: i had a dream and there was a pool, so i jumped in it XD
Enchanted Rose[10:20:59 PM]: Oh hahaha
Sorowed eyes[5:28:09 PM]: sick o
rikuluver64[5:28:11 PM]: sumtimes
NO.14[5:28:26 PM]: XP
.Scarlet Letter.[5:28:36 PM]: o.o
rikuluver64[5:28:36 PM]: i had a dream i was peeing it was rly happening
Enchanted Rose[10:21:31 PM]: O....k
Sorowed eyes[5:28:44 PM]: hence WET
NO.14[5:28:47 PM]: lol
rikuluver64[5:28:50 PM]: i no too much info
Enchanted Rose[10:21:38 PM]: Why are you telling su this?
Enchanted Rose[10:21:40 PM]: us*
atlgirlrep[5:28:52 PM]: ooook
.Scarlet Letter.[5:29:02 PM]: How old are you rikuluver? o.O
rikuluver64[5:29:05 PM]: i hav no clu
NO.14[5:29:10 PM]: im 14
rikuluver64[5:29:14 PM]: but its fun to freak ppl out
atlgirlrep[5:29:15 PM]: pissing on yourself
NO.14[5:29:18 PM]: turning 15 so nya
rikuluver64[5:29:22 PM]: im only 12
.Scarlet Letter.[5:29:23 PM]: I didn't ask you NO.14.
Sorowed eyes[5:29:25 PM]: like 6 or 7 hm hm???????/
Enchanted Rose[10:22:18 PM]: atgirlrep? wtf?
NO.14[5:29:31 PM]: so
rikuluver64[5:29:40 PM]: no 122
atlgirlrep[5:29:40 PM]: i thought u would be pottie trained by now
.Scarlet Letter.[5:29:40 PM]: Learn how to read -.-
Enchanted Rose[10:22:34 PM]: You're 15 and you still wet yourself?
atlgirlrep[5:29:58 PM]: lol
NO.14[5:30:00 PM]: ^.^
.Scarlet Letter.[5:30:10 PM]: >_>
rikuluver64[5:30:10 PM]: im 12 and i still wear a diper
Sorowed eyes[5:30:17 PM]: disgusting
atlgirlrep[5:30:21 PM]: omg
rikuluver64[5:30:23 PM]: sumtimes wen its neccessary
Enchanted Rose[10:23:10 PM]: Quite
atlgirlrep[5:30:24 PM]: lol
NO.14[5:30:26 PM]: (you guys know im joking right)
Sorowed eyes[5:30:32 PM]: bleh
rikuluver64[5:30:40 PM]: im not
Sorowed eyes[5:30:42 PM]: *vomits
rikuluver64[5:30:42 PM]: jk
atlgirlrep[5:30:42 PM]: ooooook
Sorowed eyes[5:30:51 PM]: no we dont
Enchanted Rose[10:23:42 PM]: You are?
NO.14 hugs sorrow eyes then pees ^.^ " you know you love me XP
Enchanted Rose[10:24:02 PM]: Cos I thought everyone thought it was cool to wet themselves...
rikuluver64[5:31:18 PM]: i dont pee in me pants that was lik so last ear
Enchanted Rose[10:24:09 PM]: Yeah, like shut up now

Only funny to me, but oh well.

[Zearth]

Shady-DVS-Hoody-Child[4:14:40 PM]: red is really a man
Shady-DVS-Hoody-Child[4:14:43 PM]: dun tell aneeone
blood alchemist[7:21:53 PM]: ..Eww.
quitejaded[7:22:04 PM]: haha!
Shady-DVS-Hoody-Child[4:15:23 PM]: dont ask how i found out....

........LOL 25252525252525......

[LuvKyou]

NO.14: sleepings for gay people
Sora_HeroOfLight: I'm off for the night.

Hehhee....and no using "gay" as an insult!

[Milky]

Originally Posted by LuvKyou

Hehhee....and no using "gay" as an insult!

Next time luvkyou. Post something funny. All your quotes are stupid, really.

Post something worth reading.

[Every Heart]

アクラ[4:45:18 PM]: Fine, I'm Buddha.
Every Heart[4:38:47 PM]: I've been praying to Akura this whole time?
Every Heart[4:39:46 PM]: No wonder none of my prayers are answered....

Ha. For those of you who don't know, I'm kinda thinking of converting to Buddhism

[Vodka]

Little Chiyo: “Are you gay?”
Beauxxx: No dear, I’m actually proudly bisexual

Silly Monkey! says:
I love you!
YOU CAN'T SEE ME says:
are u crazy
Silly Monkey! says:
I love you!
YOU CAN'T SEE ME says:
are u crazy
Silly Monkey! says:
I love you~
YOU CAN'T SEE ME says:
answer me bitch

d00m monkey: I love you!
D iaBoUnD ReDu X: Go to hell.

___________

Originally Posted by silent one
i like all of them but vexen i hated him he was annoying and stupid i'm glad axel killed him lol

Xemnas: Darth Vader
Xigbar: Great Shooter
Xaldin: Side Burns of Doooom
Vexen: HATE HATE HATE HATE
Lexeaus: Quiero El Jugo De El Gato
Zexion: Emo yet cool
Saix: Needs Anger Manegment
Axel: Loves To Burn Things
Demyx: Dance Water Dance
Luxord: Gambling Problem
Marluxia: Flowery/Metrosexual
Larxene: Demands Funnel Cake
Roxas: Full Of Angst

Nomura: Okay i used fire, lighting, water, wind, metal, earth... what else is there...
Co-worker: Just use flowers as like a sub-earth or something
Nomura: But it's a guy...
Co-worker: Oh... well he looks kinda bitchy...
Nomura: Whatever I have not time, we'll just call it... "nature" or something..

the deepness in this thread is like whoa ya know lol and yeah who knows Marluxia might end up being revealed as the grim reapers homosexual cousin lol

|The Outstanding Legacy of User sora212|

Originally Posted by sora212
What if I slept with my sister? (just answer. Not for me for my cousin who did it.)

Where can I get free movies on my PC? I want the movies in theaters........how do i do it?

Originally Posted by sora212
can i get some gil? OMG! my cuz wasted my gil on purpose....

Originally Posted by sora212
Hey! Dont flame me! Chicken Doo-Doo! Who are you? I just pwned bologna!Go and unmute me!

Originally Posted by sora212
No one gets on my mom! But seriously can how many times does it take to get banned forever? I think i am close. And no one answered my sleep with my sister question.

Side Quote in response to that exact same thread that I got the majority of these from:

Originally Posted by Balmung102
Oh yea, please remind your mother that my name isn't "harder".

Originally Posted by sora212
emphasis is the act of putting detail on an object. And my mom said your name is not harder....it was Balmug202. I screwed your mom with friends.

& Finally (though it will never, EVER be the least)

Originally Posted by sora212
Ask me any question. I have an IQ of 125.

[quitejaded]

LMAO!
Sora212 <3

FinalStrike: QJ, I've seen bigger.
Beauxxx: I bet you have ^^
quitejaded: haha!
TwilightSora: You know what...
quitejaded: that's triple x, for ya

Not as good as some others. I just felt I should put one if I'm posting here.

[Vodka]

Originally Posted by quitejaded

LMAO!


Not as good as some others. I just felt I should put one if I'm posting here.

-& The poor guy's STILL pissed off at me back in V-Chat if you hadn't noticed, lol.

But anyway *applauds feeling loved that I'm now considered as a temporary legend* -On with the quotes!

(Side Note, this was actually from today during chain PMing) :

PLEASE DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE OFFENDED EASILY

Originally Posted by violent_anger

how to use a urinal

Approach the urinal.
Unzip one's pants, and extract the tool of fluid ejection.
Aim the tip of fluid ejection instrument towards the bottom of urinal. (This helps to avoid splash-back.)
Begin ejection of fluid, being sure not to spill fluid beyond the bounds of the urinal.
When fluid flow ceases initiate shut down process by shaking instrument to ensure all fluid has been ejected.
Return instrument to pants.
Zip pants making sure to avoid fluid ejection instrument.
Flush urinal.
Approach sink and wash hands.
Congratulations, you have successfully urinated.



this is if your a guy

2 minutes later:

Originally Posted by Beauxxx

-Lol this is all in good fun ..but it's a shame that I DON'T have a penis..

Again 2 minutes later:

Originally Posted by violent_anger

...i never thought i would hear a girl say that, especially after reading that. although i have no clue how hard it iss for girls, so this might be easier for guys...

....& The Finale:

Originally Posted by Beauxxx

Heh, well that proves that there's a first time for everything, DOESN'T it? Lmao, and YES needless to say that you're correct on how hard it is for us girls. But I guess I'll use your instructions as a reference when God decides that I should have a penis in the next life.

(Side Note: ..I was serious.. ;))