The Flashchat Quotes Archive

[Ric]

Originally Posted by Sky Bolt

I really do pity anyone who reads that out of context, you sick little person.

I remember that day. Good time, goooood time.

[LuvKyou]

LuvKyou: LMFAO
LuvKyou: The sperm whales are cumming XD
kairisShadow: ...
TheMuffinMan: ......omg, my mind >_<
Shadow_Heart: ...
VirusCoreHacker: ...

BTW, I did NOT think of that...it's from a show called Bro' Town

[Hallelujah]

Originally Posted by Teh Manly convo of the Chat xD

TheMuffinMan[4:03:00 AM]: I have more hair on my face after I shave, then before I started, that's how manly I am, RAWR
Hokage[4:03:01 AM]: Even my salsa is MANLY. IT RAWRS
Hokage[4:03:14 AM]: MY TEETH ARE MANY ENOUGH TO USE AS SHAVING TOOLS. RAWR
Trigger[4:03:17 AM]: lol
Hokage[4:03:19 AM]: MANLY* RAWR*
FinalStrike[4:03:24 AM]: Chainsaw...people cut themselves with simple razors, imagine what the chainsaw would do to you. O.o
Trigger[4:03:36 AM]: god this chat is so stupid XD
TheMuffinMan[4:03:46 AM]: My salsa has burning hot liquid metal in it, and It's still not hot enough! RAWR >=(
KHprodigy1[3:58:49 AM]: I have more hair on my legs than on my face and back put together thats how manly i am RAWR
Hokage[4:04:04 AM]: I cannot be emo because my wrists are to MANLY RAWR to be cut by such weak un-manly things
squall leonhart[4:04:04 AM]: ~laughs uncontrollably~
<T/2igger}{APPY>[4:04:09 AM]: lol
Hokage[4:04:11 AM]: RAWRRRRRR
<T/2igger}{APPY>[4:04:19 AM]: this is funny as hell xD
KHprodigy1[3:59:13 AM]: xD
FinalStrike[4:04:29 AM]: Razor to shave with..*******..
TheMuffinMan[4:04:37 AM]: Blades break when they come in contact with my flesh, rawr >{
Hokage[4:04:56 AM]: Even my shampoo is MANLY RAWR It deepcleans my MANLY ROOTS RAWR
KHprodigy1[4:00:03 AM]: xD
Hokage[4:05:15 AM]: NO unmanly split ends for me RAWR
Trigger[4:05:26 AM]: i am quoting your stupidity...
TheMuffinMan[4:05:32 AM]: My shampoo is made of BACON GREASE and PIG FAT, rawr >=(
TheMuffinMan[4:05:50 AM]: And it still cleans my hair, Graghflueragrbahgflagga!
Hokage[4:05:57 AM]: My quotes are so MANLY RAWR. They make your sig soooo MANLY .... RRRRRRAAAAWWWWWR
KHprodigy1[4:00:57 AM]: i definitely need to save this xD
<T/2igger}{APPY>[4:06:05 AM]: lol
Hokage[4:06:07 AM]: YOU ARE INDEED MANLY TMM.. RAWR
<T/2igger}{APPY>[4:06:21 AM]: Im am so manly, I make you look like pink poodles!!!
squall leonhart[4:06:22 AM]: somebody earlier said that romeo and juliet were assassinated by a banana
TheMuffinMan[4:06:38 AM]: A quote of me and Hok together is so manly, that women grow beards from it and immediatly go and drink a 6-pack, Rawwwwrr!
Hokage[4:06:52 AM]: My Q-tips are made of MANLY cotton. I used the same one time after time.. because.. IT'S MANLY RAWRR
Hokage[4:06:58 AM]: RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWR
<T/2igger}{APPY>[4:07:04 AM]: lol
KHprodigy1[4:02:16 AM]: Im so manly i rock a pink shirt that says and quote "Dont laugh your Girlfriend wears this Shirt" thats how manly i am Rawr
TheMuffinMan[4:07:25 AM]: I use glass shards as toothpicks, rawr >=[

xD we went a little nuts the other day with a manly convo lmao

[LuvKyou]

The Scarecrow: ...Dare I ask what WLTF stands for?
Enchanted Rose: Of course.
LuvKyou: We Love This Forum
LuvKyou: YAY!!
Enchanted Rose: Though you may have to rival my personal assistant, Son of Sepheroth
Enchanted Rose: I kid you not, that is his name
LuvKyou: o.o
LuvKyou: But--but
LuvKyou: o.o
LuvKyou: You said..
LuvKyou: eh
The Scarecrow: ...I rival no person.
GeneralChaos: Although it could be translated as We Love To Fu... no, never mind.
Enchanted Rose: STFU GC
LuvKyou: See what i meant by my earlier statement, GC?
GeneralChaos:
The Scarecrow: Hahahaha GC....Oh, did you like the gift?
Enchanted Rose: GC could be translated as Gay Cowboy
Enchanted Rose: For example
GeneralChaos: Very much so, Crow. It's already in my sig.
The Scarecrow: ...She's won this round, GC. Conceed.
The Scarecrow: Oh goody!.
The Scarecrow: !*
GeneralChaos: ER could be translated as... Emily Richards. Whats your point?
Enchanted Rose: That you had no point.
TheMuffinMan: ER could mean Erectile Rhino....or raccoon......or rabbit.....you get the point, either way the animals stiff <_<
LuvKyou: lol
LuvKyou: XDD
The Scarecrow: Lmao, I spoil the hell out of you, GC.

Hhehehe never a dull moment...=\...unless GC kills the chat...o.o

[Enchanted Rose]

^Thankyou oh-so much for immortalizing the erectile rhino thing, Kyou.
GRRRRRR.

[LuvKyou]

^ BWAHAHHAAHA XDD You yourself said I'm ebil!

Enchanted Rose: It's watering loads.
LuvKyou: thx, GC
LuvKyou: EYEDROPS, WOMAN!!!
Sky Bolt: PANIC
GeneralChaos: ER's dying! *squeal*
LuvKyou: Did something get into it?
Sky Bolt: ...did GC just squeal?
LuvKyou: LMAO
Enchanted Rose: Don't have any! My eye doesn't normally water for no apparent reason!!!!!!

There there....GC

[GeneralChaos]

Clearly that says "manly roar", and not "squeal". Your eyes are messed up, LK. Maybe they're watering. Go get some EYEDROPS! *grumble*

[LuvKyou]

Why do I keep getting told off for quoting these things......???

Sky Bolt: I love being hated by Muffin. I live to make him irritated by his own inability to spell correctly

Hehehe, it is fun..

Enchanted Rose: Why am I so hard?

Lmao, ER, really bad thing to say.
The Scarecrow: Oh Bother, he skipped me.
GeneralChaos: Crow: Feckin' Class.
Sky Bolt: or shall you?
LuvKyou: "oh Bother"?!?!
The Scarecrow: Akubra****
GeneralChaos: I'll lwave you to figure that out.
The Scarecrow: Hahahaha...
GeneralChaos: ER: ...
LuvKyou: Crow, have you been watching Winnie The Pooh cartoons again?
Sky Bolt: he's having a Pooh moment, Luv
LuvKyou: XD
The Scarecrow: I feel all warm inside now =D.

[Scarecrow]

Originally Posted by X7 Chat...

Enchanted Rose[7:46:25 AM]: Why am I so hard?

That's quite disturbing.
Fillers...

[Enchanted Rose]

Originally Posted by X7 chat

Enchanted Rose[12:41:18 AM]: Why am I so hard?
Enchanted Rose[12:41:24 AM]: difficult* rather

This is what really happened. I will not have my name degraded in such a way. It makes me sound like a 12 year old boy.

[Hallelujah]

Originally Posted by Hok yo momma owns Shakes xD

shakes[3:19:14 AM]: Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Hokage[3:19:59 AM]: Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was the mexican phone company
shakes[3:20:22 AM]: lol ok thats 1 each
shakes[3:20:39 AM]: Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Hokage[3:20:44 AM]: Just keep going. We'll keep count
Hokage[3:20:59 AM]: Yo mama so fat, even her clothes have stretch marks
shakes[3:21:23 AM]: Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Hokage[3:22:02 AM]: Yo mama so dark, when she puts on yellow lipstick, she looks like a cheeseburger
shakes[3:22:18 AM]: Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
Hokage[3:23:01 AM]: Yo mama's so dark, when the police shot at her the bullets came back for flashlights.
shakes[3:23:19 AM]: lol
shakes[3:23:26 AM]: hold on let me think
shakes[3:23:31 AM]: o i got one
Hokage[3:23:34 AM]: xD
shakes[3:23:43 AM]: Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
KHprodigy1[3:18:42 AM]: /me is laughing uncontrollably
KHprodigy1 is laughing uncontrollably
Hokage[3:23:53 AM]: Yo mama's so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
shakes[3:24:18 AM]: Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
LuvKyou[3:24:28 AM]: XDD
<T/2igger}{APPY>[3:24:32 AM]: lawl
LuvKyou[3:24:32 AM]: haha
Hokage[3:24:33 AM]: Yo mama's so stupid, she put a phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call.
KHprodigy1[3:19:48 AM]: lmfao
<T/2igger}{APPY>[3:24:59 AM]: xDDD
shakes[3:25:01 AM]: Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Hokage[3:25:13 AM]: Yo mama so stupid, she tried to setal free bread
Hokage[3:25:17 AM]: steal*
shakes[3:25:25 AM]: Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Hokage[3:25:39 AM]: Yo mama's so stupid, she thought G**** Nuts was an STD.
LuvKyou[3:25:43 AM]: lmao
shakes[3:25:59 AM]: lol
shakes[3:26:04 AM]: hold whos winnin
KHprodigy1 falls out of chair and is litterally rolling
shakes[3:26:34 AM]: Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
<T/2igger}{APPY>[3:27:07 AM]: xDDDDD
LuvKyou[3:27:25 AM]: why all the yo mama jokes?
<T/2igger}{APPY> falls onto a knife he forgot was on the floor and it stabs his arm and hie will brb
shakes[3:27:44 AM]: were trying to see whos the winner
shakes[3:27:49 AM]: between me and hok
KHprodigy1[3:22:59 AM]: this is going in the quote archive
Hokage[3:28:14 AM]: dAMN CHAT
Hokage[3:28:21 AM]: Sorry, did you do a joke?
shakes[3:28:27 AM]: yeah
shakes[3:28:35 AM]: i'll do another one then
shakes[3:28:49 AM]: Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
<T/2igger}{APPY>[3:29:30 AM]: ouch, my arms hurts and its bleeding like hell xD
Hokage[3:29:42 AM]: Yo mama's so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.
shakes[3:30:13 AM]: i'm not goin to lose you her me
LuvKyou[3:30:25 AM]: are you ok, Trig?
shakes[3:30:39 AM]: Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
<T/2igger}{APPY>[3:31:05 AM]: kinda
Hokage[3:31:22 AM]: Yo mama's so fat, when she went to Burger King and asked for a Whopper, they gave her the sign.
<T/2igger}{APPY>[3:31:28 AM]: I put some antibiodics on it and rapped it in a cloth and but tabe over it
shakes[3:32:00 AM]: Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
LuvKyou[3:32:06 AM]: what happened to it?
Hokage[3:32:12 AM]: Yo mama's so fat, she went to sit down and the chair begged for mercy.
<T/2igger}{APPY>[3:32:21 AM]: you didnt read my me comment?
LuvKyou[3:32:25 AM]: haha
Hokage[3:32:28 AM]: Last joke
Hokage[3:32:30 AM]: Make it count
<T/2igger}{APPY>[3:32:30 AM]: <T/2igger}{APPY> falls onto a knife he forgot was on the floor and it stabs his arm and hie will brb
<T/2igger}{APPY>[3:33:01 AM]: I didnt notice I was bleeding untill I saw the blood on my chair xD
shakes[3:33:09 AM]: Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
LuvKyou[3:33:39 AM]: o.o
LuvKyou[3:33:47 AM]: you crazy person! *hugs*
Hokage[3:34:02 AM]: Yo mama so ugly, when she looked out the window, she got arrested for disturbing the peace

I had to immortalize this moment, shakes got his ass handed to him xD that or i cant tell.

[Ric]

Originally Posted by KHprodigy1

I had to immortalize this moment, shakes got his ass handed to him xD that or i cant tell.

Ah yes, The yo momma jokes and me falling on a knife ;. Yes its possible. My arm, I think its still bleeding >_>

[slinky]

VirusCoreHacker pokes Da muffin's body..and then takes a piece of him and eats it,,,then spits it out
VirusCoreHacker[3:15:37 PM]: Yuck Banna muffin!!

this was funny

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Hokage: I'm so damn pissed right now..
Hokage: God, I haven't been this pissed in a long time..
Phoenix: What's up, Hok?
inhiding: Did the white man do injustice to you again?
Hokage: I was supposed to go to Texas, but, my boss called and had me work today.
Phoenix: Ouch.
inhiding: Is your boss white?
Hokage: White woman.. :(
inhiding: Knew it.

Hokage says I'm good at being a blacktologist.

[shakes]

Hok cheated i'll be ready next time. just wait and see.