insensitive jokes

[xCursedXRebellionx]

what do you get when you cross a white man and a black man
-this new invention i created, called the 'shadow blunt' *rolls it, smokes it, takes a shot of vodka, and starts dwelling on the hardships of life*

[Prodigy Keyblade]

when do you call a superhero's parents? you don't cause they're dead.

[Laxtory]

liar i stole the joke from taylor

haha i'm unoriginal you bitch

[ZoroxX]

when do you call a superhero's parents? you don't cause they're dead.

[Hillboy]

Why was the gay mans butt sore?
He was raped, lmao

[LegendaryHeroLCB]

There was a girl that had an abortion and started crying over it the next day at school. A friend of her's came up to her and asked, "Hey, what's the matter?"

The girl replied, "I had an abortion!"
Her friend asked, "What's an abortion?"
She screamed at her, "IT'S AN OPERATION WHERE THEY TAKE OUT AN UNBORN CHILD!!!"
Her friend gave her a blank stare asked, "...can't you ask them to put it back in?"

[ZoroxX]

[Apostle]

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car?

she was a woman

[qster]

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry it.

[Axel Owns]

why did the girl fall out of the swing

she didn't have any arms

[Spy]

Here's one way to get a girl crawling back to you:






Take her wheelchair.

[Prodigy Keyblade]

why did the puppy whimper? because someone threw it in a lake.

[xCursedXRebellionx]

haha my dad just kised me

[ZoroxX]

Why did the black man harvest the crops?

Because he's poor, a slave and has no future.

[LegendaryHeroLCB]

What's pale, thin and can be packed into an oven?

Jews...not cookie dough.