
Originally Posted by
Sexual White Chocolate
The other mods and I like to circlejerk each other in the Circle of Power. It's actually a secret place inside the forum itself where we go to meditate and regain and build our power. If we don't perform this jerk ritual with a day's time, we can't even access the rest of the forums, let alone use our powers. But we can do fantastic things, like rewrite your history or even wipe you off the face of the forums. It's a tremendous power with not a lot of responsibility. Shamdeo is getting older, and one day I will rule this place with an iron hammer, negarepping all who are undeserving. I can continue to give myself rep without the aid of others, and you, those who line against me, will feel the sexual wrath that I bring forth. If you wish to live, side with me now. Until then, we will all circlejerk The Power until nothing can stand in our way. I'm currently working on a way to survive multiple days without the performing the circlejerk, but for now you're still lucky. For now.