reckless things ive done

[xCursedXRebellionx]

1.) i threw up at a job interview whilst gaming and still got the job

2.) i peed on my brother whilst opening xmas presents

3.) i stay up late as diddly

[kikyowhereareu]

I tell people that I have boners for no reason

[xCursedXRebellionx]

sometimes i look at people and tell them to shut up when they dont even know whats going on haha

[Reflection]

i speak my mind, shining brighter than a shooting star

♥‿♥

[Prodigy Keyblade]

i got a golf cart stuck in mud once

[xCursedXRebellionx]

im always drunk, like 24/7 drunk

my dad always says, "stop drinking scumbag!!" but im always midway through my sixth shot of vodka for the day to even give a f@ck lmfao

[xCursedXRebellionx]

i always carry a bag of flamin hot cheetos with me when im out with friends so if im bored i can always pull out my flamin hots

[xCursedXRebellionx]

*sees a chinese man*
me: ching chong ching chong haha spot me some china king later ching chong

[kikyowhereareu]

I did a weed last weekend. heck, I did three weed. I do know quite a few guys who died from doing three weeds but I honestly don't even care. I LOVE gerting high

[xCursedXRebellionx]

oh no! oh no! oh no! oh my GOD! stop this man lmfao

[Hamster Lord]

reckless .

[chihuahuaman]

I ate a homeless man's face.

[Reflection]

what with your tongue?

oWNED

[Laxtory]

i was just walkin around la when all of a sudden i saw a black friend of mine and i said "{hey ninja" and he looked at me reall good and then said "haha whats up ninja"

then some of his friends beat the shit out of me and stole my grills

[chihuahuaman]

what with your tongue?

oWNED

Yes. Worth it.

i was just walkin around la when all of a sudden i saw a black friend of mine and i said "{hey ninja" and he looked at me reall good and then said "haha whats up ninja"

then some of his friends beat the shit out of me and stole my grills