I had to take a shit today...

αsiя · February 9th, 2010, 01:15 AM

in school and i couldnt hold it anymore
i literally ran around in pain lookin for a bathroom
all of them were dirty ass fuck and i didnt want to use em (they have no toilet paper either)
i looked like a dumbass and i remember farting in front of my friends
oh wait i did that on purpose

today was pretty embarrassing for me

this thread is just to ask, what was your most embarrassing thing that happened to you in school

if this needs to be moved to FI then move it

E.J. · February 9th, 2010, 01:17 AM

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Originally Posted by αsiя

i looked like a dumbass and i remember farting in front of my friends
oh wait i did that in purpose

That's going in my signature.

Probably the most embarassing thing that I have done is when I ran upstairs to my classroom, fell on the floor, started laughing hysterically, and then I farted. My teacher gave me this look like, "wtf.....".

αsiя · February 9th, 2010, 01:19 AM

well if you are then use the correct version that i edit

Dogenzaka · February 9th, 2010, 01:19 AM

Why would we subject ourselves to our own humiliation? Don't we do the opposite here on KHI?

lol

Trag · February 9th, 2010, 01:23 AM

I pee'd myself in gym class in freshman year, because I used to pee easily when I laughed. Strangest thing, not one kid made fun of me, we were all laughing at how I kicked a the volley ball after someone served it to me and it when in the basketball net. That was probably my most embarrassing day at school. I don't give a shit, shit happens. I still think it's pretty funny.

Vossler · February 9th, 2010, 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Trag

I pee'd myself in gym class in freshman year, because I used to pee easily when I laughed. Strangest thing, not one kid made fun of me, we were all laughing at how I kicked a the volley ball after someone served it to me and it when in the basketball net. That was probably my most embarrassing day at school. I don't give a shit, shit happens. I still think it's pretty funny.

I'd fucking pay money to see someone kick a served volleyball into a basketball hoop.

zachen · February 9th, 2010, 01:30 AM

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I'd fucking pay money to see someone kick a served volleyball into a basketball hoop.

I second this motion well one time I walked into the girls bathroom cuase i had to pee so badly and didnt notice it was the girls bthroom I walked in and wondered " hey wheere are the urinals there are only toilets" (luckily no one was in there and no one saw me go in.)

Shadow Soldier · February 9th, 2010, 01:31 AM

Puked in Elementary School. Was reeeally sick. Teachers didn't let me go. So when I did go at lunch, I puked on the way to the bathroom. Oh well. Their fault.

zachen · February 9th, 2010, 01:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Shadow Soldier

Puked in Elementary School. Was reeeally sick. Teachers didn't let me go. So when I did go at lunch, I puked on the way to the bathroom. Oh well. Their fault.

I hope they learned their lesson shamisen

Dogenzaka · February 9th, 2010, 01:36 AM

While not everybody of course has noticed every time, I've had erections in school, and it's very awkward to try to "adjust" them so nobody can notice. I wouldn't be surprised if it's been noticed before, though. Frankly I don't care.

αsiя · February 9th, 2010, 01:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Dogenzaka

While not everybody of course has noticed every time, I've had erections in school, and it's very awkward to try to "adjust" them so nobody can notice. I wouldn't be surprised if it's been noticed before, though. Frankly I don't care.

i had that in the morning too
atleast i had my chemistry book

DiceKiller · February 9th, 2010, 01:39 AM

I remember in 8th grade, I had decided to try out for golf for the hell of it. We were always suppose to were shorts to practice, or we had to leave. Now normally, I always were basketball shorts underneath my pants, but I guess I forgot I wasn't wearing them underneath the day of practice.

So i'm standing in the gymnasium, and we were about to head outside. I didn't want to run all the way to the bathroom to get out of my pants, so I thought "fuck it, I'll just take off my pants right now, I'm wearing shorts underneath anyway". It wasn't until one of my legs was already out of the jeans, did I realize that my shorts weren't there, that is was just my briefs." I tried to get them back on as fast as I could, and just walked out of the gym pretending as if nothing happened. I really don't know if anyone saw me....

iSeeYOU · February 9th, 2010, 01:41 AM

LOL funny thing is that happened to me once, I had to take a shit REAL BAD at school, and i went to litterally every bathroom and they were all dirty as fuck. So I took a dump standing up. It was the hardest thing to do ever. like I was standing on the--- it's way too hard to explain. And I'm a lazy fuck.

ROXAS_32 · February 9th, 2010, 01:42 AM

i have a couple

Missing my cue and forgetting lyrics during a winter concert ( i was sweating bullets :lol: )

missing a dunk on a fast break during a game. the ball went flying in the bleachers :lol: ( there was no one on me )

air balling a free throw ( that was worse than missing a dunk )

i fell asleep in history class and having my teacher slam a text book on the desk next to me. i jumped up and there was a puddle of drool on the desk.

this is alot more that i cant think of now... ( i miss high school :( )

Vossler · February 9th, 2010, 01:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Dogenzaka

While not everybody of course has noticed every time, I've had erections in school, and it's very awkward to try to "adjust" them so nobody can notice. I wouldn't be surprised if it's been noticed before, though. Frankly I don't care.

I know a perfect way to solve the "adjusting" yourself problem(although there is one flaw, you have to be wearing a jacket) What you do is, you put your left hand under you jacket, right on you stomach area, put your hand in your pants, pull your bonner in to your waist band, and boom, not only is it concealed, but you look like you have a big package. I did it right in front of teacher right time, while standing up(its harder to do standing up:/)