What is your weapon of choice? - Page 2

Kh-allyDelicious · October 21st, 2009, 01:15 AM

Gun that curves bullets > swords

Victor · October 21st, 2009, 02:27 AM

None. Because those all would be fucking useless in real combat.

Pinwheel · October 21st, 2009, 02:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Neku's nobody

1)Cloud's Buster Sword

Now explain to me how in the fuck a 14 year old can carry that.

Neku's nobody · October 21st, 2009, 02:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Nevermore

I chose all of them.

YOU WILL COWER IN FEAR BEFORE ME!!!

HAHA, that reminded me of firion from FF II

Reflection · October 21st, 2009, 03:54 AM

inb4 "my penis" jokes...?

personally i would go for some shoujo anime heart bubble magic. yeah.
FOR LOVE AND JUSTICE.

Shadow Soldier · October 21st, 2009, 04:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Reflection

inb4 "my penis" jokes...?

personally i would go for some shoujo anime heart bubble magic. yeah.
FOR LOVE AND JUSTICE.

YOU GAT DANG HIPPY!

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Now explain to me how in the fuck a 14 year old can carry that.

Explain to me how the fuck ANYBODY could carry that thing. Not even God himself or Chuck Norris can lift that thing.

The Citrus Cult · October 21st, 2009, 04:09 AM

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Originally Posted by PLR

None. Because those all would be fucking useless in real combat.

WE ALL WISH TO HAVE INHUMAN STRENGTH TO EVEN HOLD HALF OF THEM.

What? No Cestus? Wtf is this man? You never thought of hand to hand gladiator type shit?

Masamune · October 21st, 2009, 07:22 AM

Sephiroth's Masamune.

instant ownage.

scubasol · October 21st, 2009, 03:13 PM

I notice how the most popular weapons are those belonging to the object of fanboys' and fangirls' desires.

Nirv · October 21st, 2009, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by The Pinwheel

Now explain to me how in the fuck a 14 year old can carry that.

Never mind 14 year old, a fit adult man couldn't let alone swing it easily with one hand

Neku's nobody · October 21st, 2009, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Healing Vision

WE ALL WISH TO HAVE INHUMAN STRENGTH TO EVEN HOLD HALF OF THEM.

What? No Cestus? Wtf is this man? You never thought of hand to hand gladiator type shit?

Thats what some of the pins could be, hand to hand combat

meertallica · October 23rd, 2009, 08:57 PM

Double keyblade ftw.

I'd choose Cloud's epic sword but I'd not even be able to lift it, and if i did, it'd fall back on my shoulder and chop me in half.. that's not a fun outcome :(

Plus it seems you move so much faster with two keyblades, which is kind of weird because you'd think the extra weight would slow you down. Unless it balances out.. why do I care? :D

Neku's nobody · October 24th, 2009, 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by PLR

None. Because those all would be fucking useless in real combat.

Really, psych pins give you the abylity to slash and shoot bullets, tachicomas are personal tanks that you can arm with up to 5 different guns. Saki's gun blade(its not really a gun blade but the concept is that of a gunblade) shoots fukin lasers and slashes through metal like butter. and fuck if the chakarams are fire based, they can still kill. O and keyblades can pretty much kill almost anything (even youre chances of detting laid... fanboys can be pretty obsesive with KH)

Pelafina · October 24th, 2009, 03:17 AM

That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Bastard Sword" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.
I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.
Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.
Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.
Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.
So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Katanas:
(One-Handed Exotic Weapon) 1d12 Damage 19-20 x4 Crit +2 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork
(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon) 2d10 Damage 17-20 x4 Crit +5 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork
Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Katanas in real life, don't you think?
tl;dr = Katanas need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block.

Neku's nobody · October 24th, 2009, 03:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Pelafina

That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Bastard Sword" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.
I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.
Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.
Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.
Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.
So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Katanas:
(One-Handed Exotic Weapon) 1d12 Damage 19-20 x4 Crit +2 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork
(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon) 2d10 Damage 17-20 x4 Crit +5 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork
Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Katanas in real life, don't you think?
tl;dr = Katanas need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block.

Not to sound stupid or anything but what's D20