gay dumbledore fanfiction

[wu tang goku]

episode 2! yes this is from the same guy! amazing! nobel peace price for writing i think!

Harry Potter and the Magical Teabag

By

Chef Boyardee

Dumbledore's elderly genitals, leathery like ancient parchments, sat perched atop Harry's scar, a crown on top of the young wizard's head. The powerful scent of eggs permeated from the meaty stalk and wafted throughout the room, condensing into a thick, brown cloud near the ceiling. Although the smell was bitter and acidic, Harry had to admit that it was not entirely unpleasant.

Harry could feel powerful magics coursing through the thick, blue vein of Dumbledore's eldritch genitals. He almost felt compelled to detach it and later use it as a reagent for the casting of arcane thaumaturgy, but thought better of it. Still, Harry could not deny his scar's mysterious attraction to his headmaster's engorged appendage, almost like two magnets, and wondered what elusive force was at work. 'Dumbledore is unpredictable as always,' Harry thought.

"This is magic you cannot learn in a book." Dumbledore's commanding voice broke the silence and immediately drew Harry's attention.

"What do you mean?" Harry asked quizically.

A sly grin spread across the old wizard's wrinkled face and cracks, like great canyons across his elderly visage, made themselves visible in his joy. He removed his sour genitals from Harry's forehead and placed the throbbing pillar directly in front of Harry's eyes. "I've placed a hex on my genitals," Dumbledore spoke. "Place your mouth on them."

The fourteen year old wizard aspirant wondered what lesson he could possibly derive from giving Dumbledore oral sex, but the offer was tempting and he couldn't refuse. Harry wrapped his cheerio mouth around Dumbledore's meat zweihander and began sucking it as if it were a straw. Almost immediately, colorful glyphs began fading in and out of Dumbledore's chapped penis, sparks shooting from each area that Harry's tongue had caressed. He was bedazzled by the incredible array of lights that exploded from his headmaster's ragged ballocks and sucked vigorously, trying to trigger even more glyphs.

Dumbledore's passionate moan cut through the silence of the erotic light show like a gunshot. "Suck faster, young Potter," the antediluvian wizard grumbled, his body shaking as he approached climax. His hands quivered in mid air as Harry's tongue went back and forth, caressing the base of his withered and white genitals. Suddenly, he removed his penis from Harry's mouth and hovered it a few inches away from his face, stroking it quickly as he peaked climax.

"ABRA CADABRA!" Dumbledore gasped as a stream of red liquid erupted from his penis onto Harry's face. Harry let out a shriek and fell to the ground as the liquid burned his face. He clutched his face, but the molten substance burned his hands too and he let out another pained yelp. Layers of skin melted away as the red liquid permanently tore into his body.

"You didn't know?" Dumbledore asked, half-concerned and half-satisfied from his incredible orgasm. "Wizards come lava." He sighed and slipped his headmaster's robe back on, ambling pleasantly from the room.

[Square Ninja]

best story ever changed my life

[Riel]

i wish that i had half of your skill as a writer

you sir are a literal lateral literary genius

[wu tang goku]

this is not me sorry bro

gotta put props where its due

[Grace Assassin]

The audio book for those not keen on reading:

[Adolept]

I wept tears of joy. See, this should have been how it really happened.

[Kh-allyDelicious]

...okay not what I expected but that was a good fuggin story ! Would have been a good ending too ! =)

[Dogenzaka]

......................right-o

[Du Soleil.]

i think i may have peed a little bit in excitement.

[Square Ninja]

Originally Posted by Dogenzaka

......................right-o

It's okay if the story made you question your sexual preferences. We all understand the transitional state you're in.

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