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Old October 12th, 2009, 08:17 AM   #1
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Well...this thread is dedicated to our only God..the almighty Chuck Norris..and I'll shed to all of you people the achievements he has gained throughout his long and neverending life (probably you've read them before but who cares!! xD)
  • When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
  • There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
  • Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
  • Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
  • Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
  • Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
  • There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
  • When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
  • Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
  • Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
  • Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
  • Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
  • Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
  • Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
  • Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
  • The Bible was originally named "Chuck & friends".
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Old October 12th, 2009, 09:20 AM   #2
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Forum Insanity? (or whatever it's called now)
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Old October 12th, 2009, 09:21 AM   #3
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This is funny and i dont have problem wit hit, but some really religeous people might get Ticked
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Old October 12th, 2009, 09:28 AM   #4
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chuck norris jokes were never funny. but if they ever could be considered funny, it was over five years ago. way to be late to the party.
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Old October 12th, 2009, 08:30 PM   #5
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Everyone knows that Lee can kick Norris's ass any day.
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Old October 13th, 2009, 01:37 AM   #6
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chuck norris jokes were never funny. but if they ever could be considered funny, it was over five years ago. way to be late to the party.
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Old October 13th, 2009, 01:42 AM   #7
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Old October 13th, 2009, 06:56 AM   #8
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chuck norrison cant break the law, he is the law
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Old October 13th, 2009, 06:57 AM   #9
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Seriously he's probably the next celeb who dies.
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Old October 14th, 2009, 04:47 AM   #10
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
This one doesn't make sense. Isn't Chuck Norris able to find anyone, anytime? Fail. I do agree that these jokes are pretty freakin' old though.
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