So, President Ronald Reagan and his wife were attending the first World Series game of the season. A Secret Service agent whispered something in Reagan's ear, and Reagan pushed Hillary Clinton into the outfield. As the fans go wild, the Secret Service agent yells, "You needed to throw the first pitch!" XD lol
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Thread: The comedy thread
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May 16, 2009, 05:31 AM #16Nobody
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May 16, 2009, 05:45 AM #17Nobody
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Re: The comedy thread
GO TO FMYLIFE.COM for those of you that dont know what it is , its a website where people post there most effed up times that they tell the world ^_^
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May 16, 2009, 05:49 AM #18shit dude i got hit by a truck
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Re: The comedy thread
Michael Jackson.
That's the best joke you'll hear on this site, get used to it.
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May 16, 2009, 08:29 AM #19<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
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Re: The comedy thread
what do you call twenty black men standing in a field?
antique farming equipment
why are a black man's eyes always red after sex?
from the mace
what do you do when you see a black man with a hole in his head
stop laughing and reload
three black men walk into a bar...
just kidding, there are no bars in jail
what is the difference between a black man and a pizza
a pizza can feed a family of four
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May 16, 2009, 09:41 AM #20Prepared To Die
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Re: The comedy thread
What do you say when you see your TV floating down the street in the middle of the night?
Drop it, ninja!
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May 16, 2009, 09:53 AM #21It's the only NEET thing to do.
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What's the fastest thing in the world?
A black man running down the street with your tv
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May 16, 2009, 12:23 PM #22Platinum Member
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Re: The comedy thread
Black man?
Black man
i r funny, rite?
Originally Posted by Johnny Stooge
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May 17, 2009, 06:30 AM #23Oh Crap
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What's the difference between a black man and batman?
Batman can go to the store without robbin'.
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May 17, 2009, 09:52 AM #24very differentiable
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Re: The comedy thread
*Insert random white guy joke.*
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May 17, 2009, 12:16 PM #25Prepared To Die
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Fukken ow.
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May 17, 2009, 01:13 PM #26A Free Runner
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well its apperant somebody isint gonna have kids anytime soon Originally Posted by ikkuh2
*Insert random white guy joke.*
Originally Posted by Bri-Bri is supah sexay ;)
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May 17, 2009, 11:32 PM #27The Last Bulbasaur
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Re: The comedy thread
Originally Posted by Fatehehhhh
LOL XD! Keep em' coming! Especially love the Hilary Clinton joke! Originally Posted by DarkGuardian44
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May 18, 2009, 12:32 AM #28Armchair Administrator
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Re: The comedy thread
why are black men so tall?
cuz they knee grows Originally Posted by The King
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May 18, 2009, 12:36 AM #29Platinum Member
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Re: The comedy thread
How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of its head.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your cleats off.
What's black and blue and doesn't like sex?
The dead babies in my closet.
HAHAHAROFLMAO OLOLOLOOOLOL
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May 18, 2009, 12:48 AM #30perco
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Re: The comedy thread
civil rights
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