hey KHI it's interview time! [Taylor (wu tang goku) - 3/16/09]

｡★｡+.:.*ﾟ☆Dug☆ﾟ*.:.+｡★｡ · March 16th, 2009, 08:46 AM

well folks it's that time of the week again, and this time we're dishing out two, repeat TWO interviews!

In this here thread you'll find my interview of Taylor, also known as Wu Tang Goku. Be warned however as this interview is quite lengthy and it is advised that inexperienced readers take the proper precautions before attempting to read it. If you would like to read something a little more relaxed, check out my other interview with Ray, also known as ♥

enjoy!

Taylor: hey there

Dan: hey there we need to get that interview a-going

Taylor: yeah
Taylor: get me now
Taylor: while i'm up
Taylor: its 430

Dan: so taylor

Taylor: hi

Dan: just what are you doing up at 4:30 in the morning

Taylor: you know playing nintendo and just hanging out. the american dream stuff.
Taylor: party on wayne

Dan: party on
Dan: but now that we've gotten warmed up, why don't you tell the viewers out there your history on KHI? I know for a FACT that you weren't always wu tang goku. just what are you hiding mister?

Taylor: i guess you could call me a 'khi grampster' but i wasnt here since the sites beginnings. i joined up mostly because i wanted to tell some whippersnappers that they were wrong and so i did and i kept telling more and more youngsters of being wrongiteers and stuff. back then I was Master T. dont ask me why i chose that name i think i was high on cheese or something.
Taylor: or not.

Dan: i seem to recall you being a member of a notorious association back in those days, whatever happened to that lot?

Taylor: you seem to be referring to my association with the ku klux klan. what your not well i dont want to talk about it
Taylor: jk jk
Taylor: i am quite the prankster
Taylor: anyway i believe you speak of CROCK or the 'crazies recently organized curiously for a klub' which was started by myself and an old chummeroo by the name of LordMune who is a very cool guy but a swede so i have to shake a stick at him once in a while. we formed it because we believed there had to be a consortium of people who were right or something. we have members such as Phoenix and Hidden and Square Ninja and some other guy i dont remember but we all hated him and that was cool. i think we had him just to hate him he was dumb!

Dan: i think his name was kryten koro or something

Taylor: really? i thought it had something to with kryptonite

Dan: we'll do a little research into that later

Taylor: okey doke

Dan: but taylor tell me, what are you doing outside of the internet? are you as suave and cunning in the real world as you are here or are you really that old guy in your signature?

Taylor: jim davis? heck no i am not that genius of a guy! he created garfield i am not him! i guess what i am doing outside of the webz is mostly college stuff. i am in my senior year and really getting my book/hustle on to figure out how the gosh darn cork i am going to pay for the four years of dinero i just borrowed. i do aspire to be an actor so i am looking for summer stock companies to perform in (that pay of course who do you think i am gen georg bush custer)
for my hobbies, aside from being a full time gamer, i read books not very often and watch movies alot and make jokes of varying themes
Taylor: i am also part of our college choir (laughing is ok i guess) and we have been doing cool stuff like singing songs of Queen with bigtown symphony orchestras which are professional events and admittedly we kinda suck but it was a blast i got flashed by some gramp honestly

Dan: I didn't know you could sing, Taylor. Would you ever consider singing a song for KHI?

Taylor: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhprobllynotduno

Dan: aw

Taylor: give me pabst

dan: the drink or the georg wiihelm pabst

Taylor: hard to say
Taylor: enough georg could probably make me ralph all the same
Taylor: or sing songs
Taylor: or pose questions about semen and freezing semen into cubes
Taylor: stop me

Dan: you said earlier that you joined KHI to yell at some kids for being wrongiteers and stuff, and I recall that for a while you did. you also used to post with perfect writing skills and comprehensible humour. Ever since you changed your name to 'wu tang goku', however, you seem to have adopted an uncommon yet hilariously relaxed persona, complemented by obscure references and strange comments.
Dan: can you shed some light on this phenomenon?

Taylor: to answer that carefully posed inquiry dan, it is hard to say. i did quit khi for about a year or so, and in that hiatus of a time you could call it my internet pupa or something, i just kinda thought and felt that i did not care about all that anymore because it is not really needed. i do admit i was somewhat of a nazi when it came to that sort of thing but all of a sudden, like dropping a sack of potatoes (taters), i didnt care about spending the extra time for proper syntax and junk. i had been to places on the internet and realized i had an odd sense of humor and thought to relish in it. thats how gaming jokes for gamers came around and 'wu tang goku' showed up because there can never be enough wu tang gokus.
Taylor: you see, recently i have tried a style of typing called "targ"

Dan: that’s true, though i suppose if there were too many wu tang gok- targ you say?

Taylor: yes, targ.
Taylor: steve uses targ quite well in his fanfic of kingdom hearts
Taylor: as an example
Taylor: targ is very important, targ is an aesthetic. it takes multiple forms, most commonly appearing in text, images, or in images containing text. works of targ generally follow unconventional structural rules, textual targ tends to disregard accepted grammar and spelling, as well as following a disjointed or stream of consciousness thought process whereas targ artwork is almost exclusively created in microsoft paint and involves references to pop and internet culture
Taylor:http://members.shaw.ca/stevejobber/doug/
for further reference, this is a wonderful example of targ
Taylor: i oprahs book club this work

Dan: whilst that was an extremely detailed and accurate description of targ, i can find no other mention of it anywhere else on the internet. in fact google tells me that the targ are a species of animal in the popular series star trek universe. but perhaps this is a good thing; after all, KHI is known for clinging on to the most popular trend and using it to the extent that every time you see it
you want to bash your skull in with a keyboard. now that you've described your amazing sense of humour so well, are you worried that it might catch on?

Taylor: well, not really. it would be very difficult since not everyone can handle such a lifestyle. all i want for khi is a healthier sense of humor. not saying mine is healthy, i just want stuff to be khi and khi alone not 4chan or whatever krug it may be.
Taylor: btw michael phelps is the best athlete
Taylor: yeah sure he won 9 olympic medals but he did that and smokes weed
Taylor: it screams revolution

Dan: i'm trying to think of more questions

Taylor: well i cant tell you what to ask me buster brown
Taylor: its also 5:20am here

Dan: well taylor i guess these are signs that this interview should be coming to a close

Taylor: yeah its that time again
Taylor: time to put those mr rogers shoes on

Dan: on behalf of KHINSIDER i would like to thank you for generously contributing your time to the khi interview program

Taylor: no problem man. i hope it continues and stuff whatever and more encouragement and stuff horray god bless us everyone

Dan: goodnight and good luck

Taylor: please leave a message

Dan: what where was the beep

Taylor: NOT

Dan: : (

Taylor: hi i am goerog butsh reproting and i aprove this massage

Dan: well i'll go through this rough script and edit it and stuff

Taylor: *report from cancun
Taylor: okay dude
Taylor: i gotta get at least some 2 hours sleep
Taylor: oh god
Taylor: cantr

Dan: yeah that sounds like a good idea

Taylor: talk to you soon

Dan: later bro