Can Toasty! convert a Mormon?

**Lycanthrope** · 08/21/08, 08:49 PM

Well, you see, Toasty!'s girlfriend is being a bitch and turning Mormon, rejecting him from getting ass. Now, Toasty! has one month, until September 21, 2008, to officially convert her away from Mormon-ism and get some ass.

Can he do it?

Joe · 08/21/08, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frozen Fate

Well, you see, Toasty!'s girlfriend is being a bitch and turning Mormon, rejecting him from getting ass. Now, Toasty! has one month, until September 21, 2008, to officially convert her away from Mormon-ism and get some ass.

Can he do it?

lol horny 13 year old mexican .

08/21/08, 08:57 PM

she's already thinking of going mormon, something is clearly wrong with her anyway

**Spic Steve** · 08/21/08, 08:57 PM

uh, lol.

I'm accepting the challenges guise.

Rabello · 08/21/08, 08:59 PM

I say he can't. For the girl it's Toasty versus the god. No matter how good Toasty is in the bed, you can't beat god.

Sorry boy, you just have to get used to dating a mormon.

Deeman · 08/21/08, 08:59 PM

I'm Mormon, and I'm thinking that she'll end up converting him.
Seriously, Toasty, don't you dare read the Book of Mormon.

On a more serious note, I think it's wrong to try and pry someone away from their religious beliefs. Toasty needs to respect her decisions, whether that is believing in the oh-so-evil mormonism or not.

08/21/08, 09:19 PM

Toasty also needs to get some action.

**Lycanthrope** · 08/21/08, 09:22 PM

I think getting action is prioritized over religion in today's society.

Massive Attack · 08/21/08, 09:24 PM

Wasn't third base good enough?

Deeman · 08/21/08, 09:26 PM

And I agree with you, Frozen.

But as you know, we Mormons differ greatly from the world's views.

**Spic Steve** · 08/21/08, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deeman

I'm Mormon, and I'm thinking that she'll end up converting him.
Seriously, Toasty, don't you dare read the Book of Mormon.

On a more serious note, I think it's wrong to try and pry someone away from their religious beliefs. Toasty needs to respect her decisions, whether that is believing in the oh-so-evil mormonism or not.

I highly doubt I'll be converting anytime soon, seeing as I hate the people associated with religion. And seeing as I never liked Mormons.

Please, I'm really no religion. I believe as long as you love God and know he died for you and follow the commandments, you go to Heaven. I do not believe religions because all of them are flawed thanks to the people who join them. Christianity is splitting in two because of people for Christs sake.

08/21/08, 09:28 PM

tl;dr mormons can't get laid

**Lycanthrope** · 08/21/08, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deeman

And I agree with you, Frozen.

It definitely is. Look on TV. Any channel. Except maybe the one Jesus channel, which I never watch.

Deeman · 08/21/08, 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toasty!

I highly doubt I'll be converting anytime soon, seeing as I hate the people associated with religion. And seeing as I never liked Mormons.

Then I suggest finding someone who meets your standards. Because from the looks of it, a Mormon girl wouldn't do very well for you.

Quote:

Please, I'm really no religion. I believe as long as you love God and know he died for you and follow the commandments, you go to Heaven.

And I believe in that too.
Religion isn't about the people involved, it's about faith and personal spirituality.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elegant Esthetics

tl;dr mormons can't get laid

Actually, we can. After marriage, that is.

08/21/08, 09:37 PM

And if you never get married?

There goes your religion really quick, I bet.

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08/21/08, 08:49 PM	#1
Lycanthrope Orville Redenbacher WOO Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Philadelphia Age: 15 Posts: 5,035 Rep Power: 14	Can Toasty! convert a Mormon? Well, you see, Toasty!'s girlfriend is being a bitch and turning Mormon, rejecting him from getting ass. Now, Toasty! has one month, until September 21, 2008, to officially convert her away from Mormon-ism and get some ass. Can he do it?

08/21/08, 08:57 PM	#3
Tyler Durden Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Can Toasty! convert a Mormon? she's already thinking of going mormon, something is clearly wrong with her anyway

08/21/08, 08:57 PM	#4
Spic Steve Jinzo sucks. Join Date: May 2006 Location: yvd Age: 14 Posts: 3,263 Rep Power: 9	Re: Can Toasty! convert a Mormon? uh, lol. I'm accepting the challenges guise.

08/21/08, 08:59 PM	#5
Rabello Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Finland Age: 18 Posts: 166 Rep Power: 3	Re: Can Toasty! convert a Mormon? I say he can't. For the girl it's Toasty versus the god. No matter how good Toasty is in the bed, you can't beat god. Sorry boy, you just have to get used to dating a mormon.

08/21/08, 08:59 PM	#6
Deeman out of order Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Pierrefonds Age: 16 Posts: 3,893 Rep Power: 8	Re: Can Toasty! convert a Mormon? I'm Mormon, and I'm thinking that she'll end up converting him. Seriously, Toasty, don't you dare read the Book of Mormon. On a more serious note, I think it's wrong to try and pry someone away from their religious beliefs. Toasty needs to respect her decisions, whether that is believing in the oh-so-evil mormonism or not.

08/21/08, 09:19 PM	#7
Tyler Durden Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Can Toasty! convert a Mormon? Toasty also needs to get some action.

08/21/08, 09:22 PM	#8
Lycanthrope Orville Redenbacher WOO Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Philadelphia Age: 15 Posts: 5,035 Rep Power: 14	Re: Can Toasty! convert a Mormon? I think getting action is prioritized over religion in today's society.

08/21/08, 09:24 PM	#9
Massive Attack Dial 'M' for 'Motherfucker' Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Location Location Age: 15 Posts: 2,670 Rep Power: 10	Re: Can Toasty! convert a Mormon? Wasn't third base good enough?

08/21/08, 09:26 PM	#10
Deeman out of order Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Pierrefonds Age: 16 Posts: 3,893 Rep Power: 8	Re: Can Toasty! convert a Mormon? And I agree with you, Frozen. But as you know, we Mormons differ greatly from the world's views.

08/21/08, 09:28 PM	#12
Tyler Durden Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Can Toasty! convert a Mormon? tl;dr mormons can't get laid

08/21/08, 09:37 PM	#15
Tyler Durden Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Can Toasty! convert a Mormon? And if you never get married? There goes your religion really quick, I bet.

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