KH2/ RE:CoM and FM+ Blooper Reel!!

[roxas994]

Originally Posted by eXnay

lol, didn't use a condom. Okay, I'll give it a try but mine nobody will probably get. I think everyone's too young to know where this is from.

*Demyx gets ready for battle and strums his guitar in front of Sora, Donald, and Goofy*

Demyx: You remind me of the babe?
Sora: What babe?
Demyx: Babe with the power.
Donald: What power?
Demyx: Power of Voodoo.
Goofy: Who do?
Demyx: You do!
Sora, Donald, and Goofy: Do what?
Demyx: Remind me of the babe!

Demyx: Dance Water, Dance Water, Dance!
Dance Water, Dance Water, Dance!
Put that babe's spell on me!

Jump Water, Jump Water, Jump!
Jump Water, Jump Water, Jump!
Put that magic jump on me!

Sora: Won't we get in trouble for plagiarizeing Bowie like this.

Director: Hmmmm......I still think we can get away with it if we drop the whole beginning and he doesn't sing it.

It is from Labyrinth it's a movie and I've seen it a few times

[roxas994]

Originally Posted by Boukyaku

My Chem ROCKS!!!!!!!

Ahem... Sorry about that...

Okay, this will only make sense to those few people who are a fan of a certain T.V. show...
(When Roxas goes to the Mansion's basement and sees the computer)

*Computer makes weird noises*
Roxas: Ahhh!!!!! Not X.A.N.A.!!!!!!!

I don't figure anyone will get it... Ah well.

LOL I get it that is quite funny. Sorry If i double posted.

[blendedhearts]

omg the thread's back up! and yes, you double posted.

[roxas994]

Yah sorry bout that. (double posting) I hope this thread gets back up cuz it is hilarious.

[Sophia Esteed]

Another spin on those HeadOn commercials...now with something JUST AS ANNOYING

- Head On announcer chick mode -
Donald: Sora!
Announcer: Apply directly to
Phil: HYDRA'S BACK!
Goofy: Sora!
Announcer: Apply directly to
Phil: HYDRA'S BACK!
Kairi: Sora!
Announcer: Apply directly to
Phil: HYDRA'S BACK!
*INTERRUPTION*
Sora: Sora, apply directly to Hydra's back! Sora, apply! Sora! Who wirtes this stuff anyway!?
*everyone stares at Sophia (me)*
Sophia (me): ....oops. XD
Announcer: Sora is available without a prescription. o-o;;;;

Yay for crack~

[roxas994]

*In Hollow Bastion after the RIku/Ansem battle.
Donald and Goofy: NO Sora don't do it!
Sora slams the dark keyblade into his chest and...
Sora: Oh boy I missed my heart. Well I'm gonna feel that in the morning.
Sora falls down dead.
Donald: Uhh Director was he supposed to miss?
But poor Sora was too late as the director was already on a flight to Canada so he wont go to jail.
Goofy:I never liked him anyway Ahyuck uhuhuhu.

[Elorah]

Demyx: Dance, Water, Dance! *summons sitar*
Sora: ... O_O ... *hysterical laughter*
Demyx: what? I don't get it...
Sora: *dies laughing*
Demyx: ... ... ... ... so does this mean i win?... does it? *punches air* YEAH!

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(Betwixt and Between)
Sora: *whiny* Axel.. there's nobodies everywhere! Kill theeeem! Kill theeem!
Axel: ...
Sora: please? *puppy dog eyes*
Axel: O_o
Sora: ^_^
Axel: uhh no? listen i know you've killed a thousand heartless by yourself and i personally think that it's not really necessary for me to cause myself to uhh... die. Got it memorized?
Sora: ...
Axel: That's it. You're on your own. *disappears*

[blendedhearts]

Xemnas: heroes from the realm of light...*pause*
Nomura: what's he doing?
Xemnas: what's my line?
*cast starts giggling*

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Demyx: dance, water, dance!
Water Clone #3: ouch, that was my foot!
WC #4: sorry...
WC #13: oof! great, i lost a contact.
WC #37: i'm the star of the show!
WC #1: no, i am!
Demyx: *smacks forehead* who brought in the back ups?

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Sora: i still don't get it, how can i put up a card and swing a sword all over the place? i could hurt my arm and that leaves a lot of open space for the enemy to hurt me. can't i just swing?
Leon: i thought you forgot all this stuff.
Sora: and how do you know that?
Leon: uhhh... *runs off*

[madammina]

I've only made it up to page 5, and I'm dying of laughter. I'll have to come back during break. Umm, my contrib. Forgive me if this is already up.

Sora and Yuffie in the underground collesium:
Yuffie raises her hands, summons a large ninja star, and falls over backwards.

[mizzill]

Ok I got one. I was playin the begining of kh2 and when the nobody stole the word and it went blank my dad said. It make me want to put a cuss word in it

roxas: Did they still anything from you?

Old lady: Yes the stole my ____
old lady: My precious ____

So my dad version

Roxas: did they steal anything from you?

Old lady: Yes they stole my sh*t
Old lady: My precious sh*t.

Roxas: Well looks like there goin around and stealing sh*t.

[Shadowoftheday]

Saix: Moon,shine *Saix's claymore falls on his head* OW!
Sora: AHAHA!
Director: CUT!
Sepiroth: Is it my turn yet?!
Director: NO!
Saix: Do you want me to go beserk on you?
Sepiroth:I DARE you to!
Saix: Moon,shine *Saix's claymore falls on his head again* OW!!
Sepiroth:AHAHAHA!

[DarkHeart63]

Haha, I've only read a few pages of this and I'm cracking up!
Okay, let's see...

SAIX: Different name, same fate!
SORA: Woah, woah. One sec.
SAIX: What? I need to kick your ass.
SORA: What the HELL is that you're holding?
SAIX: A claymore, perhaps?
SORA: That's not a claymore! A claymore is this--> Arms & Armor

----
SEPHIROTH: I wonder if it will change it's mind... Once I defeat you!
SORA: Sephiroth, please go away now. You're a rubbish secret boss now-a-days.
SEPHIROTH: I... I... Am?
SORA: Yes, you are. You're unoriginal, you're music is rubbish, you're weak...
SEPHIROTH: I'm not weak!
ALL CAVERN OF REMEMBRANCE BOSSES: Ahem!
SEPHIROTH: Okay, maybe a little...
ALL ABSENT SILHOUETTES: Ahem!
SEPHIROTH: Well...
TERRA: XEHANORT!!!!
SEPHIROTH: Okay, that freak is just on steroids.

[Santuary]

Hollow Bastion-

Sora: Well whoever you are, LEAVE RIKU ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Rikunort: 0_o

[Dragonstar1715]

I might try one

Scene: After Roxas is defeated and has a vision with the now dead Axel in KH2:FM

They go along with the scene as usual then...

Director: CUT!
Roxas: What?
Director: Come on Roxas! Put some heart into it, you know more EMOTION!
Roxas: More emotion, what do you want me to act like?
Director: Come on, I know you can be more emotional, especially with Axel!
Roxas: What do you-?

*Looks at Axel, then the director*

Roxas: Wait a minute.. You think I'm gay?
Director: Uhhh...
Roxas: You think I'm a friggen homosexual?
Director: No! No! Of course not, I was just...
Roxas: I don't want to hear it, I'm not a homosexual! It's not like you hear me walking around chanting "Like OMG Axel, I'm like so gay for you!".

Axel: So you mean we don't have a relationship then?
Roxas: Of course not! We're just friends, nothing more!
Axel: I hate you! I QUIT! *runs off crying*
Director: Oh dammit! Roxas... YOU'RE FIRED!

[Musical Muffin]

He, he. *bursts into laughing fit* This is LOL.

Me next! Me next!

RE:CoM

Zexion's death scene.

Zexion: Axel? No! What are you implying?!
Axel: *evil cackle laugh* Riku, think of how much stronger you'll be.
Riku Replica: *grabs Zexion by collar.*
Zexion: Nooooo!!!! *Riku Replica's arm falls off, dropping Zexion to floor* ... Umm, why'd we use a robot again?