The Official Kh/Kh2 joke thread - Page 225

Black-Harmonia · July 20th, 2007, 09:28 AM

XDD hahhaa. poor emo zexy.

heartofdreams · July 20th, 2007, 02:46 PM

(The next adventure)

(dramatic kingdom hearts theme is playing)

Riku: the king wants us to meet him at Disney castle?

Kairi: I wonder why, you don't think there's something out there other than the heartless and nobodies do you?

Sora: we won't know till we get there (throws fist in air) alright LETS G-

Voice: SOOOORA!

Sora: uh?-AH! (is hugged)

Mother: were you going to leave without saying goodbye to your own mother!? Here I am worried sick for a year that you’ve kidnapped, hurt or worst killed! And then you just come back all merrily like you saved the worlds and-

Sora: I did save the worlds-

Mother: don’t cut me off young man! You should be ashamed of yourself for not trying to get in contact with me! Well this time I’m making sure I don’t let you out of site of my site! I'M COMING WITH YOU!

(crickets)

Riku:….well…..i think I speak for Sora and for everyone when I say this…RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!

(Sora, Riku and Kairi run off and are heard screaming in panic)

Mother: hey you get back here! I might be old but I was just like you, just, OLDER!

Nami-chan · July 21st, 2007, 06:13 AM

Your momma's so fat, she got stuck in the door to light
just had to take a crack at it :-) im stupid like that

heartofdreams · July 21st, 2007, 10:36 AM

hahahaha! if a bad guy in the next kingdom hearts game cracked that joke sora might flip XD ah i wish kingdom hearts had crazy humour in it lol

Pern · July 21st, 2007, 09:09 PM

your right it would be funny to hear a bad guy say something like that to sora. I can see it now.

soraluverforever · July 21st, 2007, 09:24 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THATS SO FUNNY xD XDXDXDXD

Pern · July 22nd, 2007, 08:31 PM

this might not be funny bucause im not funny.
sora is talking to an unknown in the Castle Oblivon,

Unknown: You don't look like your very strong.

Sora: Will at less I don't were a raincoat inside a castle.

Unknown: It,s not a raincoat it's a cloke.

Sora: It is to a raincoat.

Unknown: (geting mad) watch yourself boy or i might say something that you will regret.

Sora: oooooh im scared.

Unknown: Well you should be.

Sora: Well im not what do you say to that!

Unknown: um um well..... your mamma's so fat that when she sit the word split in two.

Soar: (gasp) mommy!

Unknown: awwww whats the matter did I hurt your feelings?

Soar: Mommy... NO ONE TALKS THAT WAY ABOUT MY MOMMY EXCEPT FOR ME!!!!!!!!!
( Soar running at the Unknown with keyblad at hand)

Unknown::blink:

Sora: AWWWWWWWWWWW wack

Unknown: Laying on the floor

Donald: Remind me not to talk about Sora's mom.

Goofy: (nod head)

I known its not funny but at less I try right.

**Masamune** · July 22nd, 2007, 08:34 PM

^ lol. Seen better. but still good.

*cough* long time since i've seen this thread.

iloveyou502 · July 22nd, 2007, 11:52 PM

Here goes another really stupid one I was just thinking of. Its a fake interview I made of with Nomura. It's not even funny just really really stupid.

Me: So...Tittysuya. you mind if I call you that?
Nomura: It's actually--
me: thanks. Anywho, Why are there no black organization thirteen members? Actually I don't recall seeing any black people in all of the games. Well besides Beast. What is this about?
Nomura: Well--
me: Or japanese people? Why is EVERYONE white? Are you a white supremisist?
Nomura: Well actually most of the characters were taken from disney stories...
me: so you're blaming it on Walt? Can't take resposibility for being racist?
Nomura: Im not racist!
me: DON'T YOU FCKING YELL AT ME TITTYSUYA!
Nomura: It's Tetsuya.
I throw my clipboard on the floor. me: You rotten irresponsible racist scoundrel! Now you won't even accept the name your mother gave you? SUBMIT!
Nomura: WTF?
I pull out a gun and shoot him in the face. me: Now I'm going to go write a paper on how the Ku Klux Klan has had a positive effect on the community.

√ · July 23rd, 2007, 01:23 AM

*Sora and Riku found something floating in the ocean*

Sora:Hey what's this?
Riku:I dunno.
Sora:It's kinda flexible.
Riku:I think it's a headgear.
*Sora puts it in head*
Sora:Like this?
*Both Laugh*
Riku:Haha!Hey what that thing fly-
*Sora and Riku got hit by a refrigerator*
Kairi:Hey that's mine!

iloveyou502 · July 23rd, 2007, 06:36 PM

Okay this one is about when Larxene comes into the Org. She's number 12 right?

Xemnas: Look I know you all hate these meetings--
Axel: Dmn right we do they're stupid. S-T-U-P-I-D got it memorized?
Xemnas: Anywho I have good news. We're Organization twelve now!
Luxord: uh-who cares?
Demyx: Care, Luxord, care!
Luxord throws up.
Xemnas: It's a woman...
The room erupts in cheers.
Xigbar: Ho yeah! I'm gettin some tonight baby!
Saix: Shut up Xigbar. I'll have my turn with the girl first since the Superior likes me best.
Marluxia: Dat bitch bet not try an come up in here and take my man I know THAT.
Everyone looks at him, except Vexen who's staring at the floor blushing.
Larxene walks in the room.
Demyx dances towards her with sitar: Ain't it a blast? When I'm tappin that--
Larxene: Superior I'm ready for my first assignment. I'll have you know that I control the thunder--
Axel: B-R-E-A-S-T-S that's what we wanna see. Got it memorized?
Larxene: Do not talk to me like that I am no sex toy!
She turns to Xemnas for back up. He clears his throat and looks away.
Xigbar starts coming towards her: Come here. I won't bite...
Larxene: NOOOOOOOOO!

hehehe. I thought that was pretty funny. I like making fun of Larx. being the only girl.

Mysterious · July 23rd, 2007, 11:02 PM

looooool
unbelievably funny man

#1 Sora fan · July 26th, 2007, 06:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iloveyou502

Here goes another really stupid one I was just thinking of. Its a fake interview I made of with Nomura. It's not even funny just really really stupid.

Me: So...Tittysuya. you mind if I call you that?
Nomura: It's actually--
me: thanks. Anywho, Why are there no black organization thirteen members? Actually I don't recall seeing any black people in all of the games. Well besides Beast. What is this about?
Nomura: Well--
me: Or japanese people? Why is EVERYONE white? Are you a white supremisist?
Nomura: Well actually most of the characters were taken from disney stories...
me: so you're blaming it on Walt? Can't take resposibility for being racist?
Nomura: Im not racist!
me: DON'T YOU FCKING YELL AT ME TITTYSUYA!
Nomura: It's Tetsuya.
I throw my clipboard on the floor. me: You rotten irresponsible racist scoundrel! Now you won't even accept the name your mother gave you? SUBMIT!
Nomura: WTF?
I pull out a gun and shoot him in the face. me: Now I'm going to go write a paper on how the Ku Klux Klan has had a positive effect on the community.

That wasnt very funny to me but i laughed when you put: me: DON'T YOU FCKING YELL AT ME TITTYSUTA

lance104 · July 26th, 2007, 06:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iloveyou502

Okay this one is about when Larxene comes into the Org. She's number 12 right?

Xemnas: Look I know you all hate these meetings--
Axel: Dmn right we do they're stupid. S-T-U-P-I-D got it memorized?
Xemnas: Anywho I have good news. We're Organization twelve now!
Luxord: uh-who cares?
Demyx: Care, Luxord, care!
Luxord throws up.
Xemnas: It's a woman...
The room erupts in cheers.
Xigbar: Ho yeah! I'm gettin some tonight baby!
Saix: Shut up Xigbar. I'll have my turn with the girl first since the Superior likes me best.
Marluxia: Dat bitch bet not try an come up in here and take my man I know THAT.
Everyone looks at him, except Vexen who's staring at the floor blushing.
Larxene walks in the room.
Demyx dances towards her with sitar: Ain't it a blast? When I'm tappin that--
Larxene: Superior I'm ready for my first assignment. I'll have you know that I control the thunder--
Axel: B-R-E-A-S-T-S that's what we wanna see. Got it memorized?
Larxene: Do not talk to me like that I am no sex toy!
She turns to Xemnas for back up. He clears his throat and looks away.
Xigbar starts coming towards her: Come here. I won't bite...
Larxene: NOOOOOOOOO!

hehehe. I thought that was pretty funny. I like making fun of Larx. being the only girl.

<3 i love it xD lol.....breasts.....xD

Santuary · September 4th, 2007, 11:25 PM

Pretty random:

Axel: Simply amazing Roxas!
Roxas: Axel.
Axel: You really do love m... I MEAN... I really do love yo...I MEAN....I AM HORNY....S**T! I MENT TO SAY, ANYONE UP FOR A PENIS? NO! I MENT...UH...I...GAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Roxas: Lol, H-O-M-O-S-E-X-U-A-L, got it memorized, Axel?

July 20th, 2007, 09:28 AM	#3361
Black-Harmonia Heartless Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Somewhere~ Over the rainbow. <3 Age: 18 Posts: 93 Rep Power: 3 Level: EXP:	Re: The Official Kh/Kh2 joke thread XDD hahhaa. poor emo zexy.

July 20th, 2007, 02:46 PM	#3362
heartofdreams Ruler of Light Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Where are you now?...I can't see your face anymore... Age: 20 Posts: 736 Rep Power: 5 Level: EXP:	Re: The Official Kh/Kh2 joke thread (The next adventure) (dramatic kingdom hearts theme is playing) Riku: the king wants us to meet him at Disney castle? Kairi: I wonder why, you don't think there's something out there other than the heartless and nobodies do you? Sora: we won't know till we get there (throws fist in air) alright LETS G- Voice: SOOOORA! Sora: uh?-AH! (is hugged) Mother: were you going to leave without saying goodbye to your own mother!? Here I am worried sick for a year that you’ve kidnapped, hurt or worst killed! And then you just come back all merrily like you saved the worlds and- Sora: I did save the worlds- Mother: don’t cut me off young man! You should be ashamed of yourself for not trying to get in contact with me! Well this time I’m making sure I don’t let you out of site of my site! I'M COMING WITH YOU! (crickets) Riku:….well…..i think I speak for Sora and for everyone when I say this…RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!! (Sora, Riku and Kairi run off and are heard screaming in panic) Mother: hey you get back here! I might be old but I was just like you, just, OLDER!

July 21st, 2007, 06:13 AM	#3363
Nami-chan Heartless Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 4 Rep Power: 4 Level: EXP:	Re: The Official Kh/Kh2 joke thread Your momma's so fat, she got stuck in the door to light just had to take a crack at it :-) im stupid like that

July 21st, 2007, 10:36 AM	#3364
heartofdreams Ruler of Light Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Where are you now?...I can't see your face anymore... Age: 20 Posts: 736 Rep Power: 5 Level: EXP:	Re: The Official Kh/Kh2 joke thread hahahaha! if a bad guy in the next kingdom hearts game cracked that joke sora might flip XD ah i wish kingdom hearts had crazy humour in it lol

July 21st, 2007, 09:24 PM	#3366
soraluverforever Organization Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 388 Rep Power: 0 Level: EXP:	Re: The Official Kh/Kh2 joke thread HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THATS SO FUNNY xD XDXDXDXD

July 22nd, 2007, 11:52 PM	#3369
iloveyou502 Ruler of Light Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Battling my inner demons....and winning thank you very much, sir. Age: 16 Posts: 554 Rep Power: 3 Level: EXP:	Re: The Official Kh/Kh2 joke thread Here goes another really stupid one I was just thinking of. Its a fake interview I made of with Nomura. It's not even funny just really really stupid. Me: So...Tittysuya. you mind if I call you that? Nomura: It's actually-- me: thanks. Anywho, Why are there no black organization thirteen members? Actually I don't recall seeing any black people in all of the games. Well besides Beast. What is this about? Nomura: Well-- me: Or japanese people? Why is EVERYONE white? Are you a white supremisist? Nomura: Well actually most of the characters were taken from disney stories... me: so you're blaming it on Walt? Can't take resposibility for being racist? Nomura: Im not racist! me: DON'T YOU FCKING YELL AT ME TITTYSUYA! Nomura: It's Tetsuya. I throw my clipboard on the floor. me: You rotten irresponsible racist scoundrel! Now you won't even accept the name your mother gave you? SUBMIT! Nomura: WTF? I pull out a gun and shoot him in the face. me: Now I'm going to go write a paper on how the Ku Klux Klan has had a positive effect on the community.

July 23rd, 2007, 06:36 PM	#3371
iloveyou502 Ruler of Light Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Battling my inner demons....and winning thank you very much, sir. Age: 16 Posts: 554 Rep Power: 3 Level: EXP:	Re: The Official Kh/Kh2 joke thread Okay this one is about when Larxene comes into the Org. She's number 12 right? Xemnas: Look I know you all hate these meetings-- Axel: Dmn right we do they're stupid. S-T-U-P-I-D got it memorized? Xemnas: Anywho I have good news. We're Organization twelve now! Luxord: uh-who cares? Demyx: Care, Luxord, care! Luxord throws up. Xemnas: It's a woman... The room erupts in cheers. Xigbar: Ho yeah! I'm gettin some tonight baby! Saix: Shut up Xigbar. I'll have my turn with the girl first since the Superior likes me best. Marluxia: Dat bitch bet not try an come up in here and take my man I know THAT. Everyone looks at him, except Vexen who's staring at the floor blushing. Larxene walks in the room. Demyx dances towards her with sitar: Ain't it a blast? When I'm tappin that-- Larxene: Superior I'm ready for my first assignment. I'll have you know that I control the thunder-- Axel: B-R-E-A-S-T-S that's what we wanna see. Got it memorized? Larxene: Do not talk to me like that I am no sex toy! She turns to Xemnas for back up. He clears his throat and looks away. Xigbar starts coming towards her: Come here. I won't bite... Larxene: NOOOOOOOOO! hehehe. I thought that was pretty funny. I like making fun of Larx. being the only girl.

September 4th, 2007, 11:25 PM	#3375
Santuary Organization Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Somewhere in a joint existance between Twilight Town and the Valley of Peace Age: 17 Posts: 808 Rep Power: 0 Level: EXP:	Re: The Official Kh/Kh2 joke thread Pretty random: Axel: Simply amazing Roxas! Roxas: Axel. Axel: You really do love m... I MEAN... I really do love yo...I MEAN....I AM HORNY....S**T! I MENT TO SAY, ANYONE UP FOR A PENIS? NO! I MENT...UH...I...GAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Roxas: Lol, H-O-M-O-S-E-X-U-A-L, got it memorized, Axel?

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