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    A refined sir King Sora X's Avatar
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    Default 1000 ways to get kicked out of school

    Well Superwes started the trend, Paladin continued it, and NOW im gonna make it famous :D

    READY..SET...GOOO

    1.) Piss in the back of the gym with a teacher nearby
    2.) Crumble up your hw and throw it at the person in front of you, then blame it on the teacher.
    3.) Play your mp3 player on a portible speaker, and keep it loud even when the teacher is telling you to shut it off.

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    Sextet Gentleman DJQuackQuack's Avatar
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    Default Re: 1000 ways to get kicked out of school

    I'll knock out the easy ones first:

    4. Bomb threat
    5. Actually blow up the school
    6. Fight the principal (btw, bad idea at my old HS...he was a Vietnam vet o.o)
    7. Sexual Harassment
    8. Hang out at the daycare a bit too much...
    9. With a boom box playing "where not gonna take it", lead a one-person protest into the office for [insert pointless stance here]
    10. Pants every boy/girl you can before you get caught.

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    The Red Hood thechasersblade's Avatar
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    Default Re: 1000 ways to get kicked out of school

    blow up the principals car
    set fire to your home room
    set a stink bomb off in the teachers lounge

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    serious at least all of the time Xiao's Avatar
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    Default Re: 1000 ways to get kicked out of school

    14.) Bring in your pet snake in your backpack. Let it loose.
    (This actually happened in the high school of a friend of mine.)

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    Dream Eater bladed asassin's Avatar
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    Default Re: 1000 ways to get kicked out of school

    go up behind a teacher and kick them in the ass as hard as possible,

    put laxitives in the schools ranch( somone did that in my school)

    light begals on fire and throw them around at lunch,

    come to school naked

    throw someone out of a window,

    sex with a teacher

    light the teacher on fire

    poop on the teachers desk,

    put a skunk in the teachers desk,

    look up porn on the school computer

    15-24
    Last edited by bladed asassin; February 12, 2010 at 10:14 AM. Reason: wanted to number my reasons

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    serious at least all of the time Xiao's Avatar
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    Default Re: 1000 ways to get kicked out of school

    Quote Originally Posted by bladed asassin View Post
    light begals on fire and throw them around at lunch
    Lmao, flying rings of fire.

    ... are bagels particularly flammable?

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    It's the only NEET thing to do. Lancelot's Avatar
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    Default Re: 1000 ways to get kicked out of school

    stand on the edge of the school's boundaries and get someone to kick you off of it

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    Default Re: 1000 ways to get kicked out of school

    If you have an important school statue, this is what my teachers friend did:

    He went to a strict catholic school (Same one I'm going to), and we have a statue of Edmund Rice. He's an important figure in religion. One day, the teachers friend (Let's call him Dave) went and got white paint (The statue is white) and painted footsteps from the statue to the bathroom outside the pool. He then took the statue to the bathroom and put it in there with a towel and Zinc on his face.

    Expelled.

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    serious at least all of the time Xiao's Avatar
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    Default Re: 1000 ways to get kicked out of school

    Quote Originally Posted by dan99iel View Post
    If you have an important school statue, this is what my teachers friend did:

    He went to a strict catholic school (Same one I'm going to), and we have a statue of Edmund Rice. He's an important figure in religion. One day, the teachers friend (Let's call him Dave) went and got white paint (The statue is white) and painted footsteps from the statue to the bathroom outside the pool. He then took the statue to the bathroom and put it in there with a towel and Zinc on his face.

    Expelled.

    Ahahh, I love it. Brilliant.

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    Keyblade Master tangerine's Avatar
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    Default Re: 1000 ways to get kicked out of school

    Tear someone's head off.

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    Default Re: 1000 ways to get kicked out of school

    wipe poop on the wall in the bath room (this was done at my high school every year i was there. It turned into a tradition.)

    Make a fake news letter (or newspaper, what ever your school has) and stick it in with the real one. Be sure to have funny article about principle in funny panties, and a story about a perverte hampster. (One of my best friends did this, she was expelled, but the principal was actually kinda humored by the whole thing)

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    Default Re: 1000 ways to get kicked out of school

    31.) Put sarin in your principal's coffee (Now that's rude.)

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    Default Re: 1000 ways to get kicked out of school

    32. Express love.

    Works every time.

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    Default Re: 1000 ways to get kicked out of school

    33. Drive your Motorcycle through the school, than attempt to put it in your locker.

    34.Throw a fish at your friend, but miss and hit your principal

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    Keyblade Master tangerine's Avatar
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    Default Re: 1000 ways to get kicked out of school

    35. Ask to be expelled.

 

 
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