Change the lyrics of Simple and Clean game!!!

[TwilightSora]

Well, I was bored so I made this thread.^_^ It goes like this, we go line by line of the song but changing the words to what we want.

For example:

Your giving me, to many things, lately, your all I need, you smiled at me and said.

Changed to:

Your stalking me, to many times, lately, get away from me!!! I called the cops and said.

And we continue, the next poster doing the next line.

Rules:
-Try not to curse but if you must the please censor yoursleves, and if you relate to intimacy please don't go to far.
-Try keeping it in order, don't skip like ten lines but if you can't think of something for that line skip one or two.
-When we finish the song we start over and make new lyrics.
-And by all means have fun :)

For future referance, here are all the lines (according to many sites I went to) in order:

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When you walk away
You don't hear me say please
Oh baby, don't go
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go

You're giving me too many things
Lately, you're all I need
You smiled at me and said,
Don't get me wrong I love you
But does that mean I have to meet your father?
When we are older you'll understand
What I meant when I said "No,
I don't think life is quite that simple"

The daily things [like this and that and what is what]
That keep us all busy
Are confusing me
That's when you came to me and said,

Wish I could prove I love you
But does that mean I have to walk on water?
When we are older you'll understand
It's enough when I say so
And maybe some things are that simple

When you walk away
You don't hear me say please
Oh baby, don't go
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go

Hold me
Whatever lies beyond this morning
Is a little later on
Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all
Nothing's like before

Hold me
Whatever lies beyond this morning
Is a little later on
Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all
Nothing's like before
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I will go first with this line:

Your stalking me, to many times, lately, get away from me!!! I called the cops and said.

[Sora'sProtector]

Dont get me wrong I love you, but does that mean I have to walk, on water?

Changed to:

Dont get me wrong I h@te you, but does that mean I have punch, you harder?

[Oracle]

When we are older you'll understand what I meant when I said no, I don't think life is quite that simple

Changed to

When you're older you'll understand that what I meant when I said no, you're so ugly and disgusting oh!

[Tre'Coolfreak13]

When you walk away, you don't hear me say, please, oh baby don't go

Changed to:

When you fart in my face, you WILL hear me say, please, oh baby, f*** off.

Sorry, couldn't help it. lol

[TwilightSora]

Horny and torn is the way that your making me feel tonight, its haaaaaaard to let it go. O.o

[I hope saying that wasn't against any rules]

[Cael]

Oh no
What's that sound coming from the closet
it keeps on getting louder
Regardless of warnings the noises doesn't scare me at all
Nothing's like last night...

XD