Perfectly Disasterous Recipe

[Namimaru]

A simply awsomeness game I just created.
Okay.
You list a 2-5 nouns [Person/place/thing] and the person below you must make a scenario, item, ect, ect with those nouns.

Ex.
Charlie_Unicorn:
1. Parachute
2. Lemonade
3. Cloud Strife

Pink_Luvr:
Cloud went sky-diving one day and crashed into the Lemon orchard.
Thus, making Cloud-flavoured lemonade! =D

1. Duck
2. Big Bird
3. Sora

I'll start.

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1. Squall
2. Baby's Bottle
3. Sakura Haruno
4. Middle School

[WerewolfNobody]

Squall, even in middle school, had fangirls jumping around him. One in paticular, Sakura Haruno, wanted, for some strange reason that nobody knew, to make Squall to jam a baby's bottle into his mouth, dress in a nappy (diaper for all you Americans) and say "Goo goo gaa gaa."

Fortunetely for Squall, Sakura never achieved her goal.

The end. (lol)

1. a werewolf
2. Riku
3. Sora
4. a kitten

[Cissy]

The werewolf ate Riku, Sora, and a kitten.

The kitten army then killed the werewolf.

[Namimaru]

You have to list something after that, Cisor...

1. Charlie the Unicorn
2. Axel
3. Hyrule Temple
4. The Time Turner [FYI- It's a devise Hermione used in Harry potter 3]
5. Handcuffs.

[KingDoom]

Charlie the Unicorn pooped on Axel who was wearing handcuffs cause he used the Time Turner in the Hyrule Temple.

1. Midgar
2. Zack Fair
3. George Washington
4.Taco
5.Cellphone

[Namimaru]

While exploring Midgar, Zack decided to use his Taco-shaped cellphone to call George Washington.
Sadly, he forgot that he's dead...

1. Roxas
2. Trophy
3. Ribbon
4. ice Cream
5. Kitten

[Joaxshu]

after roxas won the struggle tournament a kitten with a black ribbon around its neck mauled his face and rightfully stole his trophy which he uses to eat ice cream with

1)oil
2)ice
3)stink bugs
4)byakuya(from bleach)
5)happiness