Your favourite quote from ANYWHWERE! (Part III)

[Hinamizawa Syndrome]

Pretty much self-explanatory.

"Okay. I dare you to find a woman named Bob. You have 24 hours to do so." ~ My friend Devon, to me.

[Lancelot]

(Liek Zomg, is... is that Ryuk dancing with an apple?)

"WTF is mph? is it like, miles per hour?" my friend Shelley lulz

[Hinamizawa Syndrome]

(Indeed, it is!) XD

"Human beings are nothing but puppets, for me to control as I see fit." ~ Ayreon, my Okami OC, to Amaterasu.

[Lancelot]

(lulz, all so close to 1000... again lulz)

"Shave that shit off and buy me a beer"

idiot school friends

[Ultima Star]

From a song:

''RIIIIIISIIIIIIIIIIING!'' lol

[Danica Syer]

"Your only young once!"--Elijah Wood

[WerewolfNobody]

Time for a bombardment of Red Dwarf!

Rimmer: [Discussing his last exam] Lister, last time, I only failed by the narrowest of narrow margins.
Lister: You what? You went in there, wrote "I AM A FISH" four hundred times, did a funny little dance and fainted!
Rimmer: That's a total lie.
Lister: No it's not. Peterson told me.
Rimmer: "No it's not. Peterson told me." Lister, if you must know, I submitted a discourse on porous circuitry that was too...[searches for words]...radical, too unconventional, too mold-breaking for the examiners to accept.
Lister: Yeah. You said you were a fish!
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Lister: Where is everybody, Hol?
Holly: They're dead, Dave.
Lister: Who is?
Holly: Everybody, Dave.
Lister: What, Captain Hollister?
Holly: Everybody's dead, Dave.
Lister: What, Todhunter?
Holly: Everybody's dead, Dave.
Lister: What, Selby?
Holly: They're all dead. Everybody's dead, Dave.
Lister: Petersen isn't, is he?
Holly: Everybody is dead, Dave.
Lister: Not Chen?
Holly: Gordon Bennett! Yes! Chen, everybody. Everybody's dead, Dave.
Lister: Rimmer?
Holly: He's dead, Dave. Everybody's dead. Everybody is dead, Dave!
Lister: Wait. Are you trying to tell me everybody's dead?
Holly: [Beat] I should've never let him out in the first place...
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Rimmer: [doing his morning jog] Morning, Lister! How's life in hippie heaven, you pregnant baboon bellied space cookie? What's the plan for the day then? Slobbing in the morning, followed by slobbing in the afternoon, then a bit of a snooze before the main evening's slob? God, you're a disgrace to the species. [Runs off tooting]
Lister: G'morning Rimmer
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Rimmer: What's this? Learning drugs? They're illegal, matey! I'm afraid you're in very serious, grave, deep trouble, Lister. Where did you get them? I want names, I want places, I want dates.
Lister: Arnold Rimmer, his locker, this morning.
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Rimmer: (after seeing fish falling through the ceiling and the mayor of Warsaw spontaneously combust) It really is gonna be one of those days.
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Lister: What have you done with Paranoia?
Confidence: I killed him, cha, cha, cha
Lister: What do you mean you killed him, cha, cha, cha?
Confidence: Don't worry! He didn't suffer. I just fed him into the waste grinder and flushed his mince into space [waves into the distance].
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[Clanking sound is heard]
Rimmer #2: HIT THE WALL, GO ON, HIT THE WALL! YEAH! YEAH! WILL YOU SHUT UP RIMMER, SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!
Rimmer: (To Lister) Obviously, we have professional disagreements. But, I mean, nothing with any side to it. Nothing malicious.
Rimmer #2: (Shouting through the wall) SHUT UP, YA DEAD GIT!
Rimmer: (Getting up) Excuse me a second, Lister, will you?
[He walks calmly to the door.]
Rimmer: STOP YOUR FOUL WHINING, YOU FILTHY PIECE OF DISTENDED RECTUM!!!

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Lister: Oh god, aliens? Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it? You lose your keys, it's aliens. A picture falls off the wall, it's aliens. That time we used up a whole bog roll in a day, you thought that was aliens as well.
Rimmer: Well we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?
Lister: Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?
Rimmer: Lister, just because they're aliens doesn't mean they don't have to visit the little boy's room, although they probably do something weird, and alienesque, like it comes out of the top of their heads or something.
Lister: Well, I wouldn't want to sit behind one in the cinema!
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aaaaand thats it for now!

[Hinamizawa Syndrome]

Ian: Wow, I wish I had a cool scar on my face... like Siax!!!
Me: *Raises a butterknife.* WISH GRANTED!!!

Of course, I was only joking! XD

[Informal Gluttony]

Flowers: Santa, I've been killing just for fun.
Santa: I know. That's why I've got.... I've got a bullet in my gun.
Flowers: A bullet in your what?

-The Killers.

[Ordeith]

"Who now dares to stand against the armies of Sauron and Christopher Lee!?" - Myself, imitating Saruman as portrayed by Christopher Lee

[paoupu girl]

Originally Posted by Endless Reason
Yeah, blood and shooting and some dude dieing is totally G rated... I think they should but that on after Bananas in Pajamas, give the little kiddes a nice big serving of.. THE TRUTH OF LIFE!!!!!!!!

my new favorite quote ever

[Saíx's Ducky x)]

The infamous 'Got it memorized' quote... such words of wisdom XD

[Hinamizawa Syndrome]

"Oh, okay! I get it now! Storms are emo, and they bleed water! So when they cut themselves, then we get rain." ~ My stupid younger cousin. Oh, how I wanted to smack him after that!

[paoupu girl]

"See, you'll be sitting around watching tv and eating your ice cream while Mom is at work, staring at the walls and watching paint dry" Me, to my father ^_^

[Orion]

See sig, and:

"Any sufficiently advanced techology is indistinguishable from magic"
Arthur C. Clarke's 3rd Law