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    Sheer perfection. Hinamizawa Syndrome's Avatar
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    Default Your favourite quote from ANYWHWERE! (Part III)

    Pretty much self-explanatory.

    "Okay. I dare you to find a woman named Bob. You have 24 hours to do so." ~ My friend Devon, to me.

    "Skin-tight rewards and vendetta, round zero in a desperate light.
    I love the violence inside your mind.
    "


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    It's the only NEET thing to do. Lancelot's Avatar
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    Default Re: Your favourite quote from ANYWHWERE! (Part III)

    (Liek Zomg, is... is that Ryuk dancing with an apple?)

    "WTF is mph? is it like, miles per hour?" my friend Shelley lulz

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    Default Re: Your favourite quote from ANYWHWERE! (Part III)

    (Indeed, it is!) XD

    "Human beings are nothing but puppets, for me to control as I see fit." ~ Ayreon, my Okami OC, to Amaterasu.

    "Skin-tight rewards and vendetta, round zero in a desperate light.
    I love the violence inside your mind.
    "


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    It's the only NEET thing to do. Lancelot's Avatar
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    Default Re: Your favourite quote from ANYWHWERE! (Part III)

    (lulz, all so close to 1000... again lulz)

    "Shave that shit off and buy me a beer"

    idiot school friends

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    Can I still wait for you? Ultima Star's Avatar
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    Default Re: Your favourite quote from ANYWHWERE! (Part III)

    From a song:

    ''RIIIIIISIIIIIIIIIIING!'' lol


    ^Apple Jaxx

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    Default Re: Your favourite quote from ANYWHWERE! (Part III)

    "Your only young once!"--Elijah Wood
    Moogle made by Sign. :D


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    Default Re: Your favourite quote from ANYWHWERE! (Part III)

    Time for a bombardment of Red Dwarf!

    Rimmer: [Discussing his last exam] Lister, last time, I only failed by the narrowest of narrow margins.
    Lister: You what? You went in there, wrote "I AM A FISH" four hundred times, did a funny little dance and fainted!
    Rimmer: That's a total lie.
    Lister: No it's not. Peterson told me.
    Rimmer: "No it's not. Peterson told me." Lister, if you must know, I submitted a discourse on porous circuitry that was too...[searches for words]...radical, too unconventional, too mold-breaking for the examiners to accept.
    Lister: Yeah. You said you were a fish!
    _______________

    Lister: Where is everybody, Hol?
    Holly: They're dead, Dave.
    Lister: Who is?
    Holly: Everybody, Dave.
    Lister: What, Captain Hollister?
    Holly: Everybody's dead, Dave.
    Lister: What, Todhunter?
    Holly: Everybody's dead, Dave.
    Lister: What, Selby?
    Holly: They're all dead. Everybody's dead, Dave.
    Lister: Petersen isn't, is he?
    Holly: Everybody is dead, Dave.
    Lister: Not Chen?
    Holly: Gordon Bennett! Yes! Chen, everybody. Everybody's dead, Dave.
    Lister: Rimmer?
    Holly: He's dead, Dave. Everybody's dead. Everybody is dead, Dave!
    Lister: Wait. Are you trying to tell me everybody's dead?
    Holly: [Beat] I should've never let him out in the first place...
    ______________

    Rimmer: [doing his morning jog] Morning, Lister! How's life in hippie heaven, you pregnant baboon bellied space cookie? What's the plan for the day then? Slobbing in the morning, followed by slobbing in the afternoon, then a bit of a snooze before the main evening's slob? God, you're a disgrace to the species. [Runs off tooting]
    Lister: G'morning Rimmer
    _______________

    Rimmer: What's this? Learning drugs? They're illegal, matey! I'm afraid you're in very serious, grave, deep trouble, Lister. Where did you get them? I want names, I want places, I want dates.
    Lister: Arnold Rimmer, his locker, this morning.
    _______________

    Rimmer: (after seeing fish falling through the ceiling and the mayor of Warsaw spontaneously combust) It really is gonna be one of those days.
    ______________

    Lister: What have you done with Paranoia?
    Confidence: I killed him, cha, cha, cha
    Lister: What do you mean you killed him, cha, cha, cha?
    Confidence: Don't worry! He didn't suffer. I just fed him into the waste grinder and flushed his mince into space [waves into the distance].
    ______________

    [Clanking sound is heard]
    Rimmer #2: HIT THE WALL, GO ON, HIT THE WALL! YEAH! YEAH! WILL YOU SHUT UP RIMMER, SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!
    Rimmer: (To Lister) Obviously, we have professional disagreements. But, I mean, nothing with any side to it. Nothing malicious.
    Rimmer #2: (Shouting through the wall) SHUT UP, YA DEAD GIT!
    Rimmer: (Getting up) Excuse me a second, Lister, will you?
    [He walks calmly to the door.]
    Rimmer: STOP YOUR FOUL WHINING, YOU FILTHY PIECE OF DISTENDED RECTUM!!!

    ______________

    Lister: Oh god, aliens? Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it? You lose your keys, it's aliens. A picture falls off the wall, it's aliens. That time we used up a whole bog roll in a day, you thought that was aliens as well.
    Rimmer: Well we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?
    Lister: Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?
    Rimmer: Lister, just because they're aliens doesn't mean they don't have to visit the little boy's room, although they probably do something weird, and alienesque, like it comes out of the top of their heads or something.
    Lister: Well, I wouldn't want to sit behind one in the cinema!
    ________________

    aaaaand thats it for now!


    DANCE!

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    Default Re: Your favourite quote from ANYWHWERE! (Part III)

    Ian: Wow, I wish I had a cool scar on my face... like Siax!!!
    Me: *Raises a butterknife.* WISH GRANTED!!!

    Of course, I was only joking! XD

    "Skin-tight rewards and vendetta, round zero in a desperate light.
    I love the violence inside your mind.
    "


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    Default Re: Your favourite quote from ANYWHWERE! (Part III)

    Flowers: Santa, I've been killing just for fun.
    Santa: I know. That's why I've got.... I've got a bullet in my gun.
    Flowers: A bullet in your what?

    -The Killers.
    i know it's all been done before

    i want to do it again.

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    Default Re: Your favourite quote from ANYWHWERE! (Part III)

    "Who now dares to stand against the armies of Sauron and Christopher Lee!?" - Myself, imitating Saruman as portrayed by Christopher Lee

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    All this violence makes a statement paoupu girl's Avatar
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    Default Re: Your favourite quote from ANYWHWERE! (Part III)

    Originally Posted by Endless Reason
    Yeah, blood and shooting and some dude dieing is totally G rated... I think they should but that on after Bananas in Pajamas, give the little kiddes a nice big serving of.. THE TRUTH OF LIFE!!!!!!!!
    my new favorite quote ever
    Last edited by paoupu girl; August 24, 2008 at 10:12 PM.


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    Default Re: Your favourite quote from ANYWHWERE! (Part III)

    The infamous 'Got it memorized' quote... such words of wisdom XD

    Everyone celebrate!!! The n00b has come back!!!!!......again?? >_<

    !!!yays for painkilling drugs!!! :36:

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    Default Re: Your favourite quote from ANYWHWERE! (Part III)

    "Oh, okay! I get it now! Storms are emo, and they bleed water! So when they cut themselves, then we get rain." ~ My stupid younger cousin. Oh, how I wanted to smack him after that!

    "Skin-tight rewards and vendetta, round zero in a desperate light.
    I love the violence inside your mind.
    "


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    All this violence makes a statement paoupu girl's Avatar
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    "See, you'll be sitting around watching tv and eating your ice cream while Mom is at work, staring at the walls and watching paint dry" Me, to my father ^_^


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    Default Re: Your favourite quote from ANYWHWERE! (Part III)

    See sig, and:

    "Any sufficiently advanced techology is indistinguishable from magic"
    Arthur C. Clarke's 3rd Law

 

 
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