Your favourite quote from ANYWHWERE! (Part III)

[Zeph]

Gorgol: I'm thinking of joining a nudists colony after I graduate!
me: O.o

[Dman2.0]

"Didnt they like blow up Pluto?" - This one stupid girl at school

"Slow children crossing"- signs everywhere

"Water has drowned"- text in a game when someone named water drowned

"Holy rusted metal batman its holy rusted metal"- Robin in one of the batman movies

"Mexicans build houses and mow yards" - kid in class
"YOU'RE RACIST"- another kid in the class in response

"the definition of irony, a bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song by a band that was killed in a plane crash"- steve buscemi in Con Air when everyone was dancing to sweet home alambama on the plane

"I'm sad cuz i broke up with Wes three years ago"- my friend Katie

1 Corinthians 13-13 "these three remain, faith hope and love. but the greates is love"

[Hinamizawa Syndrome]

Me: Alrighty, then. Since I have no work to do, I'll just draw Silent Hill related stuff in my notebook! ^^
A classmate: I am afraid of you, now...

[paoupu girl]

Crap.

Crappity-crap-crap-crap.

5 members already.
._.

I feel special.

^ that and the quote in my siggy

[Zeph]

Random nature show: Orangutans lack an actual nose.
My friend: But how do they breathe?

[Szayel Aporro]

Karat: Alright, we need to kick some kids out of our table... The freaky girl obsessed with naruto who's constantly trying to show off her drawings to you... for one.
Me: And that leaves 3 others. Since we need to kick people out of our table.... we have Broxy, Bowers and Joe... alright, we'll keep Joe but only because I know you still want in his pants.

Teacher: Oh come on. Your gun is sticking into my hip?!
Me: *raises hand, jumps up and down* OH! I KNOW! I KNOW!
Teacher: <.<
Me: ACE VENTURA!!!

Me: MY CATS ARE GETTING THEIR BALLS CHOPPED OFF!!!!!
Shayna: WHAT?!
Karat: HOLY CRAP, ELENA!!!

[Hinamizawa Syndrome]

Oh my GOD! That kid looks like Claudio Sanchez from Coheed & Cambria!!! ~ Me, this morning.

[Dark Horizon]

Coheed and Cambria WINS.

Quote(s)-

(while shooting water bottle caps after a drumline performance)-
Jake: Well if I did that it would explode in my mouth
Me: THAT, my friend, is what she said.

(last night at the football game)-
Whitney: Mikey, you look really fat right now.
Me (irritated with the drumline already): Yeah well you ARE fat right now. (silence for the nexttt 5 minutes)

Dude in Internet commenter business meeting 2: GOD I DIGG IT SO HARD.

Internet Commenter Business Meeting 1-

Guy 1: Saying first is diddlying lame.
Guy 2: Learning how to reply is diddlying lame.
Guys 3: PWND
Guy 1: What does pwned mean?
Guy 2: What does you're a retard mean?
Guy 3: PWND
Guy 1: ... I still don't know what it means.

Everyday on the drumline: SHADDAP BETCH *shakes fist*

[Szayel Aporro]

Dad: It tastes better than it smells...

Guru Pikta: Intimacy... or as I say... Into-Me-I-See.

Me: JOE! IF YOU GET UP FROM MY SEAT! If you do, I wont have to rape you.
Joe: ....Maybe I'll stay here then.

Guru Pikta: Is it the dogs tinglie? Am I being punk'd?

(OMGLOL. I R WATCHING THE LOVE GURU!)

[Hinamizawa Syndrome]

"No, you crazy emo kid!!! Everything is viruses with you! We're gonna do it the OLD FASHIONED WAAAY!" ~ My friend, to me, when we we're planning on getting back at someone.

[paoupu girl]

"True, senoirs are over-sized monkeys who deserve to be shot, but look at it from their point of view" -some girl who sits near me at the back of the bus, during a fight with one of the Juniors xD

"I know, I'm mentally handicapped." -My grandpa, being randomly weird

[Hinamizawa Syndrome]

My friend: Ugh, you've had octupus sushi?! That's disgusting!
Me: Says the one who fancies eating frozen bull semen.

[paoupu girl]

"Okay, you know what I like? I know I'm not pregnant or anything but...... WHAT?!? DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT! I'M NOT PREGNANT!!" -One of my weirdo friends that sat next to me on the bus this morning

[Hinamizawa Syndrome]

"I've always wanted to teach a monkey to flip the middle finger at random people." ~ Me.

[Zeph]

Me: Yeah, I went emo and cut myself with pizza
Taylor: How the hell did you cut yourself with pizza?
Me: I have no idea but now that I'm no longer emo, I actually find random slices taken out of my skin...


Taylor: I will stab you in the eye with a hot french fry
Me: That sounds unpleasant