Your favourite quote from ANYWHWERE! (Part III)

[Hinamizawa Syndrome]

"I am going to diddly you up SO hard, you'll be shitting your brains out!!!" ~ Me, when I was VERY angry.

[Mikki345]

"College is fun, if you live"- L death Note

[Pelafina]

"Happy," I muttered, trying to pin the word down. But it is one of those words, like Love, that I have never quite understood. Most people who deal in words don't have much faith in them and I am no exception -- especially the big ones like Happy and Love and Honest and Strong. They are too elusive and far too relative when you compare them to sharp, mean little words like Punk and Cheap and Phony. I feel at home with these, because they're scrawny and easy to pin, but the big ones are tough and it takes either a priest or a fool to use them with any confidence."

-Hunter S. Thompson

[Zeph]

Other than my sig... these are some of my favorite from New Moon
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--Jacob, the only human I'd ever been able to relate to...
And he wasn't even human.
I fought the urge to scream again.
What did this say about me??! --Bella, New Moon

Cool! I'm middle aged now. --Jacob, New Moon

How could they guess I was standing there enjoying an unexpected moment of insanity?
--Bella, New Moon

[paoupu girl]

"Omg Rio is the reincarnation of Aerith!"~me, using my imagination for something useles

[nobodyking]

"What the heck does XING mean? I mean its so useless on a road sign!" My friend alyssa

[Hinamizawa Syndrome]

"Oh yeah, I remember you! Didn't I draw a picture of you dying from Marburg the other day?" ~ Me, to someone I don't like very much. *coughunderstatementcough*

[Szayel Aporro]

"If you have a milkshake... and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw, see? Here's a straw, watching? And my straw... reaches..... ACROOSSSSSSS the room, and starts to drink YOUR milkshake. I. DRINK. YOUR. MILKSHAKE!!! *sllluurrrrrrp* I DRINK IT UP!!!!!"~ There Will be Blood.

"If you have a pokemon, and I have a pokemon. And here's my pokemon, there it is. And if MY pokemon reaches... ACROSS the room, and starts to catch your pokemon, I. CATCH. YOUR. POKEMON! I CATCH THEM ALL!!!!!"~ Smosh, There Will Be Pokemon.

Kid: Hey you! Yeah you! Why don't you go slit your wrists?
Me: YOUR MOM SLITS HER WRISTS!!!

Me (6:45:44 PM): ZOMGSCHOOLSTARTED!
Treasure (6:45:54 PM): yah!
Me (6:45:56 PM): D=
Me (6:45:59 PM): IT'S SCARY
Treasure (6:46:31 PM): and hot. eek,
Treasure (6:46:41 PM): NO.AIR.CONDITIONING.
Me (6:46:40 PM): you dun have air condition?
Me (6:46:44 PM): THAT SUCKS!
Me (6:47:05 PM): My school does (besides the gym, which is where we need air the most!) but we're always freezing to death
Treasure (6:47:44 PM): jeallllousss.
Me (6:47:51 PM): but my lockers...
Me (6:47:55 PM): I can't open them!!
Treasure (6:48:43 PM): lmao my lockers cant stay closed!!!
Me (6:48:51 PM): XD
Me (6:49:02 PM): I had to get my friend to open it for me. and even he had trouble!
Me (6:51:30 PM): not to mention... I'm probably gonna be anorexic by the end of the year because I'm always running up and down stairs, miles to get to my classrooms.
Me (6:51:58 PM): So liek, I'm sweating so much. X_X
Treasure went idle at 7:04:24 PM.
Treasure returned at 8:09:46 PM.
Me (8:14:08 PM): where'd you go?
Me (8:14:10 PM): D=
Treasure (8:14:16 PM): lol
Me (8:31:57 PM): no seriously! where?! XD

[Hinamizawa Syndrome]

"Okay, that... That reminds me of a bunch of zebras in a blender..." ~ Me, commenting on something my brother drew.

[Zeph]

A conversation a friend and I were having while washing our faces...
My friend: yeah, this is a brush for your face, it's supposed to get all the dirt and dead skin cells off.
Me: Oh wow! They should make something like that for hair!
My friend: ....they do. It's called a hairbrush, maybe you've heard of it?
Me: Hahaha my bad!

[Hinamizawa Syndrome]

"I'll toast your defiance, then... as I drink sake from your shattered skull!" ~ Ren, from Diabolo.

[Szayel Aporro]

"Now I'ma tell you a story, about 5, beautiful boys. That dun went to jail. that dun went to jail, here we go, here we go!"~ Gerard Way, acting stupid at a concert.

[Hinamizawa Syndrome]

Me: *Reading 'The Hot Zone'.*
A girl in my class: *Points at my bookmark.* I have a dog just like that!
Me: What? A wolf?
Girl: Ohh... ^.^;

[WerewolfNobody]

Damn you! - Zack, Crisis Core

What are dumbapples!? - Zack, Crisis Core

No story is not worth telling. - Angeal, Crisis Core

Sephiroth! Have you lost weight? - Angeal, Crisis Core

Me: *talking about Crisis Core* Hey, you know Gongaga? Zack's hometown?
Friend: Yeah, what about it?
me: Don't you think that's a really weird name for a town?
Friend: I know! I wonder why it was called that...
me: I know! The founder of the town let his baby son name it! :D

(check mah sig for my other favourite quotes)

[Hinamizawa Syndrome]

"A real ninja does NOT run around in bright orange clothing, yelling 'I'M A NINJA!!!'" ~ Me.

"This band really is like Dream Theater meets Symphony X meets Coheed and Cambria meets Nightwish... meets JAMES BOND!!! " ~ Someone in my class, describing Ayreon (The band.) to another classmate.