Vincent Valentine (in FF AC)- "know where I can buy a phone?"
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January 31, 2009, 03:44 PM #346Sidekick
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Re: Your favourite quote from ANYWHWERE! (Part III)
I love Jesus.
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January 31, 2009, 03:46 PM #347Platinum Member
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Re: Your favourite quote from ANYWHWERE! (Part III)
Boondocks
Riley: That how it starts, you know. Takin' b***es out to eat. Meals,
and whatnot. Next thing you know, you wake up in a rest haven for hoes.
A sanctuary for scandalous skeezes and stunt.
Huey: You're jumping to conclusions! It's just a date.
Riley: What if he marries her?! What if we end up with a ho for a grandma?!
Huey: Tch - Riley, shut your dumb ass up!
Riley: What if we have a ho for a Grandma and she comes to school on Career
Day?! Ooh - what if they have kids?! We have a brother, a sister that's
half-ho!
Huey: Riley!!!
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February 1, 2009, 12:13 AM #348Nobody
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Re: Your favourite quote from ANYWHWERE! (Part III)
Alright here's another one:
My friend: Are you wearing somebody's face?
Me: No. You?
My friend: No, but I'm wearing someone's underwear!
Ughhhhhh...@_@Don't try me...
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February 1, 2009, 12:59 AM #349Sheer perfection.
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Re: Your favourite quote from ANYWHWERE! (Part III)
^Epic! =B
Y'know, teacher, when Sadie has her hood up like that, she's literally "In da hood!" ~ A guy in my class.
"Skin-tight rewards and vendetta, round zero in a desperate light.
I love the violence inside your mind."
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February 1, 2009, 01:38 AM #350All this violence makes a statement
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Re: Your favourite quote from ANYWHWERE! (Part III)
"IMMA SHOVE A diddlyING SPOON DOWN YOUR GODDAMN THROAT" -My slightly [s]verily[/s] insane OC, Sadie
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February 1, 2009, 05:08 AM #351Sheer perfection.
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Re: Your favourite quote from ANYWHWERE! (Part III)
My friend Ian: I got in trouble at school today!
Me: Really? What for?
Ian: For being sooo sexy!!!
"Skin-tight rewards and vendetta, round zero in a desperate light.
I love the violence inside your mind."
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February 1, 2009, 05:17 AM #352imp of the perverse
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Re: Your favourite quote from ANYWHWERE! (Part III)
womans fiancee: So how was pep-squad?
woman: I hate pep squad. "Be! Agressive! Be be! Agressive!" I mean there are other avenues in life besides agression.
sandra bullock in upcoming movie: So, my parents are like pimping me out to test this guys sexuality.
man: what are you doing here? You can't be here.
Sandra Bullock: You said you wanted me here.?
man: I'm a MAN. We say things we don't mean. So go.
Sandra Bullock: But how can I be sure you mean what you're saying now, since you just said you don't mean what you say. XDSo let me come to you, close as I want to be
Close enough for me, to feel your heart beating fast
Domo Arigatou Gozaimasu, KSX-kun
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February 1, 2009, 05:22 AM #353Sheer perfection.
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Re: Your favourite quote from ANYWHWERE! (Part III)
Me: ... What happened?
Ian: I HAPPENED!!!
"Skin-tight rewards and vendetta, round zero in a desperate light.
I love the violence inside your mind."
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February 2, 2009, 01:52 AM #354Keyblade Wielder
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Re: Your favourite quote from ANYWHWERE! (Part III)
My compter geek freind "ZOMFG its the BSoD hide before it kills you!!"
i was like ".... What The Hell?"
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February 2, 2009, 04:29 AM #355Sheer perfection.
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Re: Your favourite quote from ANYWHWERE! (Part III)
"My chair just farted!" ~ My brother.
"Skin-tight rewards and vendetta, round zero in a desperate light.
I love the violence inside your mind."
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February 5, 2009, 01:32 AM #356Fighter of the Nightman
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Re: Your favourite quote from ANYWHWERE! (Part III)
teacher: go to the dean's office!
student: diddly you bitch! *slams door*
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February 5, 2009, 05:34 AM #357imp of the perverse
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Re: Your favourite quote from ANYWHWERE! (Part III)
"I was verbally raped over the phone." -- my stepdad telling of when a gay guy working at the hotel he was in thought he was cute... apparently the gay guy called him and made a proposition... I lol'd so hard.
So let me come to you, close as I want to be
Close enough for me, to feel your heart beating fast
Domo Arigatou Gozaimasu, KSX-kun
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February 5, 2009, 05:51 AM #358Sheer perfection.
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Re: Your favourite quote from ANYWHWERE! (Part III)
I'm actually really tempted to say that some days.
Originally Posted by testify
"Wait, the tobacco mosaic virus is for PLANTS?! I thought it was for your lungs!!!" ~ A guy in my class, just this morning.
"You know what?! Just SHUT UP!!! My IQ drops about 5 points with every word that comes out of your pathetic little mouth!!!" ~ Me, to another guy, this afternoon.
"Skin-tight rewards and vendetta, round zero in a desperate light.
I love the violence inside your mind."
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February 5, 2009, 06:00 AM #359Nobody
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Re: Your favourite quote from ANYWHWERE! (Part III)
What do you want?
I want to get the hell out of here!
I'm sorry, we're all out of that. All we have is untimely demise.
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February 6, 2009, 11:17 PM #360Sheer perfection.
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Re: Your favourite quote from ANYWHWERE! (Part III)
Me: *In a bad mood.* Do you want me to separate your face from your skull?
This kid who wouldn't leave me the hell alone: ... No. O___O
Me: That's what I thought.
He didn't bother me again after that.
"Skin-tight rewards and vendetta, round zero in a desperate light.
I love the violence inside your mind."
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