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| Dual Wielder | I've got two... ---------------------------------- Dib: You can't make me look! I'll just shut my eyes. Zim: Oh, you'll open them. You have to breathe sometime. Dib: No, I - Wait... What do eyes have to do with breathing? Lol. Ah gotta love that invader zim! :D Here's the other one... "Unfortunately for you, life's not rated 'E'!" - that was me after my little bro got so annonying i felt like punching him, but instead of doing that I threatened to torture him and I said this to let him know that I could make his torture session as gory as I wanted.... MUAHAHAHAHA! disclaimer: no brothers were harmed in the speaking of these words... XD |
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| | #17 |
| RIP=RELEASE | "TAKE YOUR TOP OFF!!!!!!!!"~Me, to a guy in a bikini top and a skirt. "Of course the celing changes colors, stupid. The celing's made of ****in glass!"~Me. "KAMEKAME HAAA!!!!!!!!"~Me, slamming a book on a desk. "I drank a lava lamp..."~Brick, Anchorman. "I just called my character, based off of ME a whore!"~Me, MSN conversation. "Yeah but this is ME, we're talking about! I'm so innocent!"~Me, MSN conversation. "I'm just dyyyiiing not to hurt you." Me, for something. XD "Oh my god.... they're flashing us! Those skirts are so short! They're flashing!!!!! Argh! Thighs, so... huge! Getting flashed!" Me, pep rally, cheerleaders with waaay short skirts. "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?!?!!" Me, talking about our highschool mascot. I really don't know what it is. XD "Old godzilla was hopping around, tokyo city like a big playground."~Lemon Demon XD |
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| | #18 |
| EPIC FLAIL. | "It looks like Andy Warhol went to hell and took his paintbrush with him" Mike Rowe, Dirty Jobs |
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| | #19 |
| I can't wait for you to shut me up. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Fucking the world with a gun and a broken blade. Age: 17 Posts: 1,017
Rep Power: 5 ![]() Level: 37 EXP: | Kitsune-Prophet: All artists are good by default. (It's just that some artists take that goodness and stretch it to true amazingness...) Criz: Even the ones that write the erotic Star Trek fan-fics, where they change all the characters to animals and then have an author insertion fantasy persona who gets it on with Kirk? Me: Lolwhut? When did this happen?!?! XD |
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| | #20 |
| Sidekick Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: in my room. Age: 17 Posts: 261
Rep Power: 2 ![]() Level: EXP: | "Why so serious?"-Joker |
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| | #21 |
| RIP=RELEASE | "AHH. W.T.F?!?!?!?!?!!" Me, messing up on something. Aimee: I SEE YOUS! Me: HIHIHI!! Aimee: I can't hear yous. Me: W.t.f, they why am I talking outloud? Aimee: What? |
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| | #22 |
| EPIC FLAIL. | "I was just curing your curiousity"-My history teacher |
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| | #23 |
| I can't wait for you to shut me up. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Fucking the world with a gun and a broken blade. Age: 17 Posts: 1,017
Rep Power: 5 ![]() Level: 37 EXP: | "Okay... Did you just say you want me to have babies, or you think I might have rabies?" ~ Me, to my friend Chris, after he mumbled something I couldn't quite hear. |
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| | #24 |
| EPIC FLAIL. | "shut the f*** up!" my friend, to some weird guy XD |
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| | #25 |
| I can't wait for you to shut me up. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Fucking the world with a gun and a broken blade. Age: 17 Posts: 1,017
Rep Power: 5 ![]() Level: 37 EXP: | "Open the lunchbox, goddammit, or I will open your ribcage!!!" ~ Me, to a kid at lunch. |
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| | #26 |
| RIP=RELEASE | Cousin: What are you in the punishment chair? Me: No. It's my emo corner. I'm such an outcast in this family. Everyone: *laughs* Me: THANKS FER TEH SUPPORTZ! |
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| | #27 |
| EPIC FLAIL. | "uhm, no thanks, i don't feel like killing myself today, tomorrow, next week, or next month....." me, to my friend after she almost got me ran over by a car |
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| | #28 |
| Court Mage Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Betwix and Between Age: 25 Posts: 22
Rep Power: 2 ![]() Level: EXP: | "Some folks are just born human, others, we take a lifetime to get there...." Rant Casey |
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| | #29 |
| RIP=RELEASE | "Mum, on several occasions... he touched me."~Shaun of the Dead XD |
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| | #30 |
| EPIC FLAIL. | "There are fangirls who use their emogination, there are fangirls who use their imagination and there are f***ing preppy fangirls who have no imagination/emogination at all and just fangirl scream all the time." |
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