Your favourite quote from ANYWHWERE! (Part III)

[Shade737]

A dream is just a dream even fools wake up from it eventually.

[WerewolfNobody]

(On MSN)
Me: we need epicness... which is hard to get nowadays
Elorah: lol its rare in quantity... people hunting it down, selling it for its skin... and sometimes you just end up with imitation epic.
Me: which is always fun until you find that it isn't epic, it's just fail.

[Hinamizawa Syndrome]

"Oh, oops. I thought that was a giant purple penis." ~ Me

[paoupu girl]

My mom: I need a black turtle. (as in turtle neck shirt)
Me: But turtles don't like the colour black. It's the colour of the inside of their shell, and it's dark and lonely in there.
My mom: Ooooo-kkkaaayyyy then O.O

...I think I scared her abit then XD

My dad: But I know nothing about computer stuff
Me: That's why I'M going with you XD
My dad: XDDD

[Dman2.0]

my pastor: You know your talking about this in a preachers car

when me and my friend and his gf were talking about going out to clubs when we turn 18

[Hinamizawa Syndrome]

"Don't think of it as violence. Think of it as slapstick... for an older audience." ~ Me, to my health teacher.

[Zeph]

"I know you love me. Thanks. But I would really appreciate it if you wouldn't try to kill Bella..... I'm going to love her someday, Jazz. I'll be very put out with you if you don't let her be." -- Alice to Jasper, Midnight Sun

"It was odd how endearing her anger was. Like a furious kitten, soft and harmless, and so unaware of her own vulnerability." -- Edward, Midnight Sun

"Alice sees him halling for a human. How classically Edward!'' She made a gagging sound' -- Rosalie, Midnight Sun

[paoupu girl]

Me: I'd hate to have that name -_-
My Mom: What, Smucker?
Me: Yes.
My Mom: Well, if you were a Smucker, I'd be a Mother Smucker
My Dad: You'd be a WHAT?
My Mom: IF YOUR DAUGHTER WERE A SMUCKER, I'D BE A MOTHER SMUCKER!

...My dad is pretty much deaf XD

Shane: What are you guys talking about...?
Brittney: Guys and rating their hotness.
Shane: Did you just say: "Guys and raping their hotness." ? O.O
Brittney: I SAID RATING! God....
Shane: Okay, good XD

...Random conversation in art class.

[Vossler]

it not really a quote as it is a saying but BEASTLY is what I tend to say often

[Angel]

"This is my story...and you're not a part of it."

Rep if you can guess who and from where this was said.

[paoupu girl]

Auron, FFX, I think.
I doubt it's right tho.... can't remember the last time I checked up on anything FF/KH related not counting this site XD

"With each new day it becomes more apparent to me that everything and everyone in this world is connected in some beautiful and inexplicable way, and the more I accept that, the more my world seems to come together." -Andrew Ross McMahon <3

[Angel]

^^^Half right, but I'm not telling which part.

[xx kairi xx]

" he's a mugging you he is!" lee evans :thumbsup:

and

"why do you talk like a 4yr old. its extremely annoying.
like i want to stab you in the eye annoying." posted by annoyance

lol these are my favourites. they make me laugh so much:thumbup:

[paoupu girl]

^^^Half right, but I'm not telling which part.

Auron, KH2.

lolz.
I caught that right after I logged off.

[Hinamizawa Syndrome]

"Since when the diddly is a virus a diddlying animal!?" ~ Me, to some dumbass in biology.