The Ultimate Battle Mushroom Kingdom VS Kingdom Hearts

[sora+goofy+duck]

Sora looked at Mario. Mario looked at Sora. They had both just teamed up to save some girl from Hades. Jack Skellington, Goofy, and Donald Duck, watching helplessly as Sora and Mario argued.
"I saved her!" said Sora.
"No, it was me!" said Mario.
"Me!"
"Me!"
"Me!"
This went on for 5 whole minutes until Donald decided he'd had enough of their bickering.
"You wanna see who's the best and who saved her? Then let's fight! The winning team's captain, ours being Sora, yours being Mario, saved the girl! And....Fight!"
Donald was ignorant to the fact that Mario had just as many characters as KH. Luigi came out of nowhere and hit Donald with a fire ball. Sora wasted no time and cleaned Mario's clock with his Kingdom Key. Mario was out like a light. Goofy, just to make sure, went and ran him over. Hades, although a villain, was indeed part of the Kingdom Hearts game, so he came to fight. So did all the other antagonists. Of both sides. Wario dropped out of nowhere and crushed Jack Skellington. Hades made some skeleton spirits rise up out of the ground. They went after Luigi. All this time, Princess Peach was just sitting on top of her castle, admiring Mario, that is, until Sora was done with him. Now she was focusing on watching Luigi. Then, Kairi came up from behind and...POW! Popped her one. Peach fell and died, getting impaled on the rocks below. Mario, who had just regained consciousness was infuriated and let loose a barrage of fireballs at Kairi, and jumped up to the castle ledge where she was standing and proceeded to beat her up. Kairi couldn't do anything. Sora, angered at this, threw the Kingdom Key and knocked Mario off the castle. Mario didn't die; he landed on Peach. But then, Yoshi sneaked behind Sora and...

[Ban Mido]

*eye twitch*

Well, I really don't know where to start with this.

[Dragonstar1715]

Okay... I don't know where this is going, but interesting...