Final Fantasy Crisis

[Donnie Yen]

A couple years ago, right before KHII was released, I kept thinking to myself how the storyline would be. I had watched all the trailers and some vids from the Jap version. So I had a pretty much idea of what the storyline was. So while I waited for the US release, on my spare time I would make up my own KHII storyline. It started off as just a time killer deal, but then it became a hobby. I recently found it (i had written it) and started reading it. It's pretty much a lame attempt at a KH-like story, but that;s what makes it funny so I've decided to revise it (check for spellings, change some scenes, make explanations more easier to understand, etc.) and thought to myself, why not post it here? After all, you guys might get a laugh out of it. It's not only about KHII though, but about different series. Like I said, it's a KH rip-off where I include characters from different series together. It's pretty long as well.

Again, it's nothing original at all. Everything is rip-off material put together for laughs. So if youre gonna read it, read it while keeping in mind it's suppose to be a type of KH-parody and it's not to be taken seriously at all.

Im gonna start revising it and eventually start posting it in chapters. It's actually split up in parts, Im gonna try to explain it right now.

Just recently I decided to name the whole thing "Final Fantasy Crisis" (obviously taken from "Final Fantasy VII: Crisis Core" lol).

The first entry in the series is called "Dragon Ball: The Final Fantasy." Im pretty everyone's familiar with Dragon Ball and Dragon Ball Z. What I did with "Dragon Ball: The Final Fantasy" was just change the ending of DBZ and create an alternate DB story (since DBGT sucked ass). Im not gonna post about "DB: The Final Fantasy" because I didnt write that, thats one series I kept in my mind as I went a long but kept no records. Instead, I'll just make a mini prologue about it before started "Final Fantasy Crisis" so you get an idea of how things are gonna go down.

Back to "Crisis", the sequel to "DB: The Final Fantasy" takes place 1000 years later and I called it "Final Fantasy:Advent Children" So that's number one on the list.
Next, is a continuation of that, called "Final Fantasy: Apocalypse."
After that, it's where the KH-idea came into place, and keeping true to my rip-off scheme, I named it "Kingdom Hearts", which takes place immediately after the events of "Apocalypse."
Not long after "KH" is over, "Kingdom Hearts II" takes place.
And to end the Kingdom Hearts trilogy, a third entry was made "Kingdom Hearts:Final Mix" ending this silly series I created out of boredom.
But with the secret ending of KHII boiling new ideas, I made a prequal called "Kingdom Hearts:Chain Memories", and it takes place 2000 years before the final "Advent Children", meaning it takes place 1000 years before "DB:The Final Fantasy."

And finally, a couple months ago, more rip-off goodness came to mind to complete the "Final Fantasy Crisis" compilation. The first entry is called "Final Fantasy: Before Crisis", that takes place right before "Advent Children". And the second one is "Final Fantasy: Endless Crisis", which takes place a few years after "Final Mix."
Confused? Here's the timelime:

-Chain of Memories

-DB: The Final Fantasy

-Before Crisis

-Advent Children

-Apocalypse

-Kingdom Hearts

-Kingdom Hearts II

-Final Mix

-Endless Crisis



Once more, this is not to be taken as an original story. My aim is to get you to think, while reading it, "he stole that right out of [insert series here]" and have a good laugh.

Questions? Concerns? Issues?

[lonekyuubi]

When are you going to put it up? I feel like reading it XD Its kinda interesting

[Donnie Yen]

Prologue and chapter I and II should be up tomorrow, depending on what plans I have for tomorrow.