Kingdom Hearts: Destati

[Zero Inferno]

Oww, a counter attack...With my own tape recorder! Oh the irony!

*Counters Acid with an intensely Alkalinic (Caustic) Substance to neurtralise the Acid*

*Caustic Substance then takes effect on my face, and I neutralise it again with Acid*

*Acid Neutraliases the Caustic, the begins burning my face

*Repeats previous three steps infinitely until my face is gone*

*Buys a new, Acid- and Caustic-suff- proof face*

Ah-Hah! Take that, I am immune to your Acidz.

[Xuan]

You bought a face, BUT YOU FORGOTTEN TO BUY A BRAIN! THERE'S A HOLE IN IT! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

It's a good chapter Merlin326 (For the sake of 'on topic')!~

[Zero Inferno]

Uh-oh. So THAT's the result of my temporary posting problems. Sorry to all whom might be in some way offended by this (or if you are just a double-post hater).

Anyway, the actual post is the one shown below.

[Zero Inferno]

Aaaah. BUT, if you read carfully you would have noticed the Acid never got to my brain in the first place! So there's a hole in YOUR brain for not noticing it.

*Prepares diamond-tipped hospital-grade bone drill*

*Knocks Xuan unconscious*

On a more purposeful note, To Merlin: I've just watched the Final Fantasy XIII Versus Dangeki Special Edition Trailer (Found here: Gametrailers.com - Final Fantasy Versus XIII - Dengeki Special Edition Trailer) and I'm wondering, considering that you said some things of Xando's are based on those of this prince/king, if Xando is capable of the things the prince is.

EDIT: Wait, why the hell am I even asking this? If Xando was capable of even a fraction of things the prince is capable of, Master Xehanort and Valzog would be the ones jumping off a cliff in Radiant Garden, just to avoid the pain and ownage that Xando would inflict upon them!

I'm still curious as to the answer of the first question posed.

[Xuan]

That's it? *zooms back up* That's your so called 'knock unconscious'? How disappointing...

*X-rays Kurix's brain before mine*

Hmm, it's a 100% sure that his brain had a hole in it, thanks to the combined heat of Acid+Alkaline...

*scans own brain*

YOU MADE A MISTAKE! THAT'S NOT MY BRAIN YOU'RE SEEING JUST NOW, THERE'S A MIRROR ON MY FOREHEAD! LOOK AT YOUR BRAIN! AUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!

On Topic: When will the epic scene of groin shooting start?

[Merlin326]

as i said before, please keep this sort of thing to PM's unless its on the side of an otherwise normal post. this is spam.

Kurix: not just some things, much of Xando started with the Prince (who still hasnt been given a name). however, remember that in that video Prince was fighting normal humans with machine guns and medivel armor, not evil masters of darkness, his souless puppet, twin unknown beings, a souless monster, and a heartless nobody. i think i used the bit of Prince snapping a mans neck with his legs in one scene far back...

on the subject of Xando, i think we may just hear more of his fate in the near future, and just what really happened...

Xuan: could you elaborate on that? i dont remember ever saying something like that would happen.

next update will be this wednesday.

with all due respect,
Merlin326

[Zero Inferno]

Yay! Wait, today is Wednesday (for me, any way)! Where is it? Nooooooooooo! I MUST HAVE IT!

[Xuan]

C'mon! It's the one about the first time shooter getting a head shot on a dummy, then a second groin shot on the dummy, we talked about that before... Definitely want to see that here!~

[Merlin326]

Kurix: well, its only half past three on wednesday here, so be patient whenever i mention a specific time or even day (all times are from my perspective).

Xuan: ah yes, i remember now. dont worry, I believe that scene is in theres still.

now then, ladies and gentlemen (and Xuan), let's pick up where we left off 13 years ago...
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Fragmented Tale the 18th
Rage Awakened
13 years ago, shortly after FT 17

Master Xehanort smiled up to the heart shaped moon he knew to be Kingdom Hearts. He had won! Ven was frozen solid and on the verge of death, Aqua was weakened both physically from battle and emotionally upon watching Ven’s demise, and Terra was buried under a mountain of ruble. Ever the paranoid one, Xehanort glanced down the cliffside where Terra had fallen, but saw no body. His keen eyes noted the discarded helmet near the pile of rocks and Keyblades where Terra had likely landed, and put the two together.

“He lives,” Xehanort snarled, then turned to his soulless puppet, “Find him, kill him.”

Valzog turned to carry out his task, but then a blast of pure, destructive energy slammed into him and threw him off the ledge. Xehanort turned to see an enraged Terra, Keyblade in hand.

“You are powerful to survive such a fall,” Xehanort said, summoning his Keyblade, “you would have made a great ally.”

“Shut up!” Terra yelled, blindly charging toward Xehanort with his Keyblade in hand. Xehanort easily managed to sidestep the charge and prepared a strike of his own, but suddenly Terra’s Keyblade slammed into his back, sending him flying.

Xehanort barely jumped to his feet before Terra was on him again, all thoughts of defensive maneuvers lost. This fiend had killed both of his friends, one before his eyes. He would not walk away this time.
Xehanort gasped as he noted how different Terra seemed to be now. He had always valued power over everything else in combat, but this new Terra was just plain reckless. While Terra normally would at least keep a defensive backup plan, this new Terra just charged blindly into everything Xehanort threw at him. Then Xehanort saw those eyes.

Terra’s eyes, normally blue, had taken on a golden yellow hue. But that wasn’t all Xehanort saw in those eyes. He saw absolute rage dancing back and forth over the line between sanity and madness. Xehanort saw the fires in Terra’s eyes, a bonfire that could have scorched the very crust of the ground beneath them. But what gave Xehanort the most terror was something else. Xehanort took an involuntary step back when he looked in those burning orbs that fell upon him like a pronouncement of doom.

More in desperation than anything else, Xehanort used his magic to raise the ground beneath him into another pillar of stone, giving Terra another obstacle to overcome to reach the mage. And while he did, Xehanort would be free to pummel him with lethal spells. Though his mind was well aware of the logic of Xehanort move, his rage forced him to act against it; Terra began to climb the pillar.

Xehanort fired spell after spell, but all they did was temporarily slow the encroaching knight. Terra took the brunt of the blasts without care, his rage providing the fuel he needed to continue. Then Terra’s hand reached the top of the pillar, ready to vault himself up and bring the battle back to melee range. Xehanort, once again looking into those eyes of doom, found himself unable to complete another spell. Out of sheer desperation and panic, Xehanort instead stomped his foot on Terra’s hand and heard the sound of crunching bones. Robbed of his support, Terra crashed down to the base of the pillar and Xehanort, regaining confidence, prepared another spell.

But rather than climb again, Terra did the impossible. Holding his Keyblade in both hands, he struck the pillar with all his might. Xehanort nearly laughed at the pitiful attempt, but then he heard the rumbling beneath his feet. When he glanced down again, Xehanort’s jaw almost fell off; Terra was breaking the base of the pillar as a lumberjack might a great tree, though much fast with the aid of what magic he possessed. Before long, Xehanort felt the ground beneath him groan and break apart, and he fell down to meet up with Terra once again.

Before he could regain his senses, Terra grabbed him by the collar of his jacket and heaved him up off his feet, placing one foot on the Keyblade that had escaped Xehanort’s grasp.

“You are dead,” Terra said grimly, and Xehanort almost believed him. Then Terra threw him halfway across the plateau, and Xehanort staggered to his feet and saw Terra transform his Keyblade into a gigantic canon, charging to unleash its deadly package.

“The fingers are broken!” Xehanort cried out desperately.

Terra glanced at his hand, only now realizing the pain in them, “They will heal.”

Xehanort’s quick mind analyzed the position of the canon and the blast’s likely trajectory. “You won’t escape in time!”

“So be it.”

Gasping, Xehanort began to chant a spell in pure desperation. “The body may die,” he whispered, “but the spirit will live on.”

But he could not finish it in time. He watched in fear as Terra slowly walked over, closing the distance between them, and aimed the canon/Keyblade. Absolute horror crossed Xehanort’s face when he saw the fires of those golden eyes once again, and he stuttered in the final moments of his spell, wasting his last moment of life.

“Farewell, Xehanort,” Terra said to his enemy, “I’ll see you in Hell!”

And then Terra, with Xehanort only 10 feet away, angled the canon down and fired the blast at his own feet.
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Aqua looked up as soon as she heard the blast. It seemed there was hope after all; Terra may well have survived the battle. Looking back down to her fallen companion, her best friend Ven, Aqua pulled herself to her feet and walked painfully to the plateau where the blast had originated. When she arrived, she quickly discovered what had transpired. The shattered remains of Xehanort’s Keyblade and pieces of armor that she knew belonged to Terra only confirmed her fears; she had indeed lost a friend today.

Forcing back her tears once again, Aqua started back down to her frozen friend. She knew of an old sage, a wise scientist known as Ansem. She distraughtly hoped this sage might be able to save her other friend. She did not want to lose a second companion this day. She never saw the shadowy form of Valzog slip by unseen, prepared to carry out its master’s last command.
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King Mickey Mouse arrived at the battlefield proper long after the events had finished. He, too, managed to learn of Xehanort’s and Terra’s fates from what had escaped the blast. He dared to hope that Ven and Aqua had somehow survived, for he could not see any sign of their bodies, but he did not search for them. His teacher, Yen Sid, had given him an assignment: to help the three knights defeat Xehanort before Kingdom Hearts was revealed or, failing that, to seal it away using the charm he had given the mouse.

The deed only took a few minutes, but for the mouse king it seemed like an eternity. Finally, the heart moon symbolizing Kingdom Hearts disappeared in the sky, its entrance sealed away inside the trinket. Casting one final look over the graveyard, Mickey turned and left for his Gummi Ship. Yen Sid would want to hide the Key to Kingdom Hearts somewhere safe.

Around that time, a wise ruler named Ansem the Wise found an amnesiac young man and took him in as his apprentice. Elsewhere on that world, the grandfather of Ansem, who shared his name, opened the door to his forest cottage and found a young girl outside, a frozen boy in her arms. The boy would die of his injuries soon after, and only days later the girl would vanish in an accident involving a Morph. Ansem would carry the memories of their deaths, which he blamed himself for, to the grave only a month later.
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i believe that should tie off the Birth By Sleep fight, and begin the 'trillogy' miniplot on the Key to Kingdom Hearts Fragmented Tales. until this weekend, when we continue Dragonheart...

with all due respect,
Merlin326

[Riku Fan1415]

EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Xuan]

oO... It's actually a very good description on what might happen after the secret ending

[Zero Inferno]

Yeeeessssss! I've been waiting for you to tie of this part! Great work as usual! Can't wait for the Keys to Kingdom Hearts Fragmented Tales!

[Xuan]

*tickle glomps Kurix* KURY!!!~~~

By the way Merlin326, I had wanted to ask this for quite some time... Please don't be mad k?

Is your brilliance running out? I could sense that you sense this as well...

[Davy Jones]

Nice Addition to the story. Your proverbial well of brilliance has not proverbially run proverbially dry yet.

[Merlin326]

Originally Posted by Xuan

oO... It's actually a very good description on what might happen after the secret ending

that was actually part of the intention, as well as give a springboard for the Key to Kingdom Hearts short story. i took the most likely scenario i could think of and gave it my own twist (with some help from The Dark Elf trilogy). the end result is what you just read. this was also why i did a chapter for the Birth By Sleep video, so i could have something to go off of.

Originally Posted by Xuan

*tickle glomps Kurix* KURY!!!~~~

By the way Merlin326, I had wanted to ask this for quite some time... Please don't be mad k?
Is your brilliance running out? I could sense that you sense this as well...

dont worry, im not mad. i too have noticed something. at first i thought i was just from my attempt at comedy (Get Smart world) but its possible it may be some form of Writers Block. my ideas dont always translate from my mind to Word as well as i would like (i think we all have felt that). or it could be i just dont like middles as much as beginnings and endings (i have a mountain of ideas for a chapter in the near future and most of the Final part). I shall experiment and see...

with all due respect,
Merlin326