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Old October 8th, 2007, 09:08 PM   #1
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WORK TIME FUN!!!

WTF?

Title has nothing to do with story

“I hope she’s alright. She’s been sick all morning.” Axel walks past the bathroom, where sounds of Larxene retching are emanating. “It doesn’t matter, she’s going to come out, bitch at us, and we’re going to wish she’s dead; so no need to hope for her well being.” Marluxia walks in the TV room behind Axel. “Well it’s annoying the hell out of me. Whatever happened to her, I want it to stop.” Saix flips channels on TV. “I hope I don’t catch it.” Demyx thinks to himself playing a game of cards with Luxord.

After a 5 minute slur of vulgarities and vomiting, Larxene comes out of the bathroom. She looks around the room for the others. Axel was eating cake; Marluxia was twirling a knife in his fingers; Saix was juggling Katana swords; and Demyx was being used as a target by Saix.

“I have an announcement!” She shouted in the room. “Tell it to someone who cares!” Axel spewed cake crumbs everywhere.

“I’M PREGNANT!” She screamed. In that instant, it’s as if all life had ceased to function. Axel began choking on his cake; Marluxia cuts his ring finger tip off; Saix’s left nut was almost castrated; and Demyx got hit in the groin with a sword handle.

“WHAAAAAAAAAT?!” They all shouted

They all looked at Axel. “Not me. I used protection.”

They looked at Marluxia. He paused “…I’m gay.” He looks nervously around the room with shifty eyes.

They looked at Saix. “Don’t even try to pin this on me.”

They look at Demyx. “What’s Pregnant?”

Somewhere in another fanfic, Velnox gets a shiver up his spine. “Something bad has happened.”
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This fic was based off of THIS picture^_^
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Old October 8th, 2007, 09:12 PM   #2
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LOL! that is funny :p, great pic.
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Old October 8th, 2007, 09:14 PM   #3
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FUNNY!


But I have no idea how a Nobody's body works. Maybe she's just bloated from eating too much?
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Old October 9th, 2007, 01:26 AM   #4
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That's funny keep going! larxene pregnant....golden.
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Old October 9th, 2007, 02:35 AM   #5
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dude, lol.that's so freakin' funny. yea! keep going. i like it when Demyx says "what's pregnant?".lol, that's funny.
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Old October 9th, 2007, 04:49 PM   #6
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Funny!!! Very good, I want to read more!
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Old October 11th, 2007, 12:22 AM   #7
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I lol'd. Writing needs a quality boost, but I enjoyed it all the same.

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Old October 11th, 2007, 01:50 AM   #8
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LMAO, this is going to be the funniest fanfic on this site.

keep up the good work.
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