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Registered: Sep 2007 Location: Home Posts: 10 |  Madness Combat - Hank's story
PART 1
Hank decides to go kill the sherrif for the revenge he needed for attacking him in the park earlier, so he goes to the police dept. When he gets there, he finds 2 guards and a ladder. He strangles the two guards with a rope, then climbs the ladder to find a small building and 2 more guards. He silently shoots one guard, then the other. He goes across to find 3 guards and a door. He shoots the first guard and strangles the other two. He then checks his Sherrif Tracker to find that he is right over the sherrif. He breaks a hole in the cieling to find it is filled with guards. He takes each one out with his gun(without the silence), then continues on. The sherrif is in this room, but he takes two quick shots and runs away. When hank clears the room, DJTrickyM comes in and attacks Hank. Hank quickly finds a shotgun, then shoots Tricky, supposedly killing him. Hank then goes in an elevator, to find two guards on the roof of it trying to assassainate him. He quickly kills them, then goes up the hole they made. When the door opens, guards start shooting the elevator to find nobody in there. When they go in to investigate, Hank detaches the rope from the elevator, causing it to fall straight to the ground. He then climbs up it, then enters the top door to find the sherrif unguarded. He is about to kill the sherrif, when out of nowhere Jebus shoots him in the head.
PART 2
Hank gets out of the hospital from that shot to the head and is really pissed, so he decides to break in again. He climbes through the airvents, then kills a guard, then goes through a door to find 3 guys playing poker. HE throws 2 knives at the 1st 2, then grabs an axe and throws it at the 3rd. He then goes through the door here to find a room with 5 guards and an uzi. He takes the uzi and kills those 5 guards. From a security camera the Sherrif notices and activates the improbability drive, breaking the room Hanks in in half. Then tricky comes in on a jetpack and pushes Hank of the edge, causing him to fall into the city to find 4 civilians. He takes a stop sign and kills them all, then the Sun(Lol the sun wtf) comes down and attacks Hank. Hank kills him, causing the area to darken(duh). Then tricky comes down and attacks Hank, then out of nowhere a giant marshmallow(WTF!?) falls on the bodies of the 5 civillians, and hank thrusts the stop sign through tricky's stomach. He then enters the building that was nearby to find Jebus there, who punches Hank through a wall and onto a soda machine(causing a coke to fall out). Hank then goes through the door by the machine to find the Sherrif, and Hank has him at gunpoint. Then Jebus stabs Hank through the stomach, then shoots Jebus and the Sherrif, but the pain was just too much for hank to withstand and it kills him.
PART 3
Hanks really pissed now. He gets in his car and goes to the local club, where his target resides. He goes in, steals a cigarette, and grabs an uzi and clears the room, then continues on. He enters a room and kills 5 guards, looks around the corner, finds a 1337 guard and a normal guard, which each attack him. He punches the normal one to death, then takes his pole and stabs the 1337 throuth the neck. He drops the pole to find it landed on a sword. >=] He thought. He took the sword then continues up and finds a guard hiding behind a soda machine. Hank tips the machine, crushing the guard. Then 2 guards pop up unexpectedly and attack hank, but hank quickly kills them both. Then he continues through the door and clears the room with his trusty grenade. He then enters the next room, containing the target: Tricky. He throws his sword in Trickys face, supposedly killing him, but it dont . He then clears the room with a chainsaw(and it left a big bloodpool for the janitor ), then takes a gun to Trickys face when Jebus and a zombie 1337 come bashing through the door. Jebus then revives all the people Hank killed in that room.[ZOMBIE MODE= GO] Hank clears the room AGAIN, then procedes to Jebus, but gets shot by the 1337 4 times. Hank survived it, then grabbed a knife and sliced the 1337s head off. Jebus then shot him 4 times, then Hank pulled a trigger out of his pocket, then pressed the button, causing him to implode. Tricky then shrugs, puts a CD in the DJ booth, and starts dancing. AND HE DANCED...
PART 4
Hank really needs revenge this time. He goes to a buildiing where he suspects that Tricky is. He climbs up a ladder, then sees a window on the roof. He jumps through, takes 2 uzis, and kills everybody in the room. He then proceeds to the next room and does the same. But out of nowhere, the guards he killed turn into zombies and Jebus appears from lightning. He then blows the ceiling(and some of the walls) off and drops down to begin fighting Hank. He begins to loose, so he jumps out the room to see a large cliff with a red glow over it. Jebus and the zombies jump out and Jebus uses the zombies as weapons, using one of them to knock Hank down the cliff, to land on a platform. Jebus then comes down and Hank nearly kills Jebus, but Jebus pushes Hank off the platform, causing a 1337 guard to break his fall, then Hank kills the two other guards, when suddenly a stopsign shoots out of the ground(while still staying in the ground). [WARNING: DANGER!] The sign then flies through and hits a guard in the face(ow) and kills it. Hank then goes to the other guard and kills him. Then Tricky climbs out of the ground.[OMFG CLOWN] Hank then kills him, then Jebus comes flieng at Hank with a sword when suddenly this happens: Tricky's admin mode activates.[REALITY COMPROMISED][THE CLOWN HAS BEEN ENGAGED] Tricky then darts straight out of the ground and punches Hank to the top of the cliff. 2 of Hank's friends come by and give him a sword when Tricky comes up holding half of Jebus's head.[PLAYER TWO: ELIMENATED] Hank then suprisingly kills Tricky. [OMFG!][YOU DO NOT KILL CLOWN!][CLOWN KILLS YOU!!!]Tricky gets up, rips off Hank's head, beats his body with it, then slams it into the ground.
PART 5
A day later Hank wakes up from his eternal slumber to find a pistol and a card that reads "Just do what comes natural.". He goes into the nearby building and clears the room, goes into the next and does the same, but this time he opens a cabinet to find a chainsaw. ">=]" He thought. He grabbed the cahnsaw and with it he manages to clear 4 rooms. When he gets to the 5th, he sees a note that says "Its not over.", signed by Tricky. "OH TEH NOES!" Hank yelled. Then a train smacked right into the room causing Hank to forcibly grab it. He then jumps in and begins to start clearing some rooms when Tricky(who is driving the train) turns around to see hank in there, and releases the cars. Hank manages to latch on to the edge, and Tricky tries to get him to get off. All the train cars stop right infront of Jebus who is raking leaves. Hank gets up and begins fighting Tricky when the train leads to a cliff and jumps right off it, landing on 3 tourists. Suprisingly Hank survives only loosing a small bit of his head and part of his glasses. Tricky then speeds over to a spot and a building lands right infront of him(and barely visible, but a hotdog guy right behind him). Hank then goes in and starts killing people, finding a FAMAS and an axe during the raid. He then exits the building, slams the axe into Tricky's head, starts shooting him, then lets him fall off a nearby cliff. [ZOMG!!][RESTART(TRICKY)][RESTART(TRICKY)=NOW] Tricky begins to glow white before he hits the bottom. Back to where Hank is, he sees a large burst of white light, and turns around to see a massive white demon with a head that resembles Tricky's. Hank shoots the massive creature.
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