Were Going Insane-Organization XIII Fanfiction

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Ok, This is my first Fanfiction. Evar. I posted it on fanficton.net (My penname is Insane-fluff there)

Ill post Chapter 1 in the next post. I have about 10 chapters to post, and it's not even done yet. Good luck ;-;

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Chapter 1:
A young girl who answered to Eva leaned on the doorway, arms folded and yawning. She had dirty-blonde hair and a blue eyes. She wore a blood red tee over a white and black long-sleeved shirt. Her belt was black and studded with silver. Her jeans were just ordinary except of the load of fishnet occuping the cloth from her knees to her black All-Star coverse shoes. Her best friend, Sarah, a girl slightly older than Eva, was sitting with her head burried in her arms on the table. Sarah wore a white summer dress with purple fishnet at the end.

"Hey Sarah...Ever thought of taking Axel and Demyx shopping for new clothes? All they wear is that black robe thing, and don't you wonder if they EVER take it off?" Eva said, shuddering.

Sarah lifted her head and bolted upright. "SHOPPING?!" she squeeled, happily.

Eva smirked and laughed. "Yeah..Lets go find them! <3"

And They started heading to the building where the Organization XIII Lived. Don't ask how they knew where it was, it was odd enough that they only thought of giving Axel and Demyx makeovers.

"Wait...why don't we give ALL the Organization Members new clothes?" Sarah suggested.

"Are you kidding? XIGBAR?! I have a hard enough time dealing with him stalking us as it is, and I wonder what terribly perverted thing he'd do if we brought them all along?" Eva crippled slightly.

Sarah's eyes shrunk, oddly. "Your right! D: Let's just go and get Demyx and Axel..."
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Zexion scowled as he walked up to the door, to see who had knocked. He swung open the door as two girls walked in, barely noticing him.

"Oh, Hey there Zex. Hows your gothic poems comming along?" Sarah asked.

"WHY MUST EVERYONE TAUNT ME?!" He roared, falling to his knees.

"...What the-" Eva said, awkwardly. He started maoning, as if it were some strange dinosaur mating call.

The girls started walking away.
"Walk away slowly..he won't notice us.." Sarah whispered to Eva, and she nodded...They began to run.

Eventually, They ran into...Manse--Xemnus. Yeah.
"Watch where your going >.>" He said, sidestepping and walking up the stairs.

The two girls gave each other a question look as Eva mouthed "Whats wrong with him?"
"Hey--Xemnus?" Sarah said to Him.

"What IS it?" he replied, Crossly.

"Have you seen Demyx or Axel around?" Sarah said, hopefully.

"Upstairs." he walked away.

After he was out of earshot, Eva burst, "Whats wrong with him?"
Her question was answered by the very person they were hoping NOT to run into. Xigbar.
"Oh, it's just his bath day, Babe." he laughed.

Sarah glared at him. "Keep walking."

Eva nodded. "Your too old for us. Obviously you shouldn't be flirting with girls 50 years younger then you." She said, pulling Sarah up the stairs.
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"DEMYX! AXEL!" The girls shrieked at a few doors. A deep, male voice yelled back at them at the other side of the hallway. "WHAT NOW!" he yelled, and began muttering, "No. Not more yaoi fangirls. Please. No. Lord no.."
Sarah swung the door open and said to Axel, "Relax.."
Eva winked at him and said, "Hey there~"
Axel was tall, had Flaming Red spiked hair, and had little triangles occuping his cheeks. He laughed when he saw them, then said, "Oh, it's only you guys. I thought you were fangirls."

Eva touched the bottom of her lip with her fingertip. "Well, technically we ARE fangirls..."

Axel looked slightly horrified. "W..What?"
Sarah was now engaged in a different conversation with Demyx, who was also there. He had blond hair, and wore the same, black, boring robe all the other Organization Members Wore. "Hey Demyx..You want to go shopping for new clothes?" Sarah asked him, politely. He yelled awkwardly, "WACK A MOL-Hey O-o When you'd get here? Oh--Ok!"

Axel was now curled into a ball on the floor as Eva poked him oddly. He was muttering again. "Not the fangirls. No more fangirls..."

Sarah called to Eva saying she'd meet them at the mall, and left with Demyx.

"Come on, Axel. Lets go get you some new clothes. All you wear is that black thing." He was yelling, "NO MORE!! NOOOO MOREEEE!" Eva tried to stand him up, but failed, falling over. He instead stood up himself and said, "I'm ok..." and he helped her up. "Okie..so comming?"

He shook his head. Eva pleaded, "PLEASE Axel!"

He shook his head again and said, "Only if you..give me..a cookie."

Eva pouted.."But..But I dont have a cookie...."

Axel scratched his head. "Hmmm how about..you give me--"

His sentecne was cut off as Eva jumped up and hugged him tightly yelling, "HUG YOUUUUU!"
"WHA?" He struggled to stay standing. "Kay, lets go!" Eva said as they broke apart, and she grabbed his hand and pulled his hand, and dragged him out to the road. Dazed, He regained his thoughts at the Mall.

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Chapter 2:
Sarah's frantic screaming reached Eva's ears as soon as she walked though the doors of the Beautiful Place where People can shop: The shopping mall. (Never would of Guess! :O)

Axel waved to Sarah and Demyx as They approached.

"Hey, What took you so long?" Sarah scolded Eva.

"He wouldn't come! ;-;" Whined Eva. She was INFAMOUS for her whining. Who knew?

Sarah stuck her tounge out at Eva and suggested that they go to this 'TOTALLY AWESOME' clothing store called "American Eagle". Eva shrugged, and into the store they went.

Thousands of clothing items showered theyre eyes when Axel yelled, "HOLY SHIT!"

Sarah laughed. "I told you it was an awesome store." She said, a matter-of-factly.

Demyx rushed to the other side of the store. "I wonder what he wants..." Sarah said, eyeing some dresses. "OHHH Thats SO SEXY!" she said, spotting another item, and ran off.

Eva turned to look at Axel. He was looking at some clothes labeled "Materinity". "Axel, I don't think those are for you. Go check out some clothes over there." Eva laughed, pointing at the men's section. "You sure?" He said, probing some fishnet. "Yes, I'm VERY sure." she sighed, giggling. Axel sighed and walked over to suggested section. Now she was allllll alone. ("RAPE!" She thought, checking for Xigbar...lord knows WHERE he might pop up...) "I'm not much of a shopping kind of--OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" She said, rushing to a gorgious black and gold dress.
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Sarah walked up to Eva, holding a large amount of clothes in her arms. Eva turned and gaped.

"How the RUDDY HELL are you going to pay for ALL THOSE?!" Eva squeeled.

Sarah smiled slyly, then said, "Credit Cards~" she said in a sing-song voice.
Eva knew that at some point, Sarah would have to Pay..someday O-o.

All of the sudden, some yellign was herd in the distance.
"Sir, PLEASE! You are supposed to change out of that before you leave the change rooms!" a employee said, chasing after a strange man running around in boxers that were covered in...beans. Thats right--beans.

Eva shook her head. "What a weird child..." she said. "He looks fermilliar.." Sarah replied, but both girls mouths dropped open. The man running around..was Demyx.

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!"

The employee sighed, but then was soon trampled by none other than Axel himself, following Demyx in a GARGANUTAN puffy shirt that reached his knees and his arms wern't long enough to fill the whole sleeves. And he was screaming, "SPIDER MAN, SPIDER MAN, DOES WHATEVER A SPIDER CAN--!"

Sarah shook her head, as Eva raced after Axel. "AXEL YOU--" she shrieked.

About 15 minutes later, Eva fell down, panting. "HOW MUCH LONGER WILL THIS LAST?!" she yelled. Demyx was now running around with a pitchfork (Lord knows where the HELL he got that..) and Axel was nowhere to be seen. Sarah was stunned, and she dropped everything peice of clothing she was holding, and joined Eva with the chase. Suddenly, Axel jumped infront of Eva yelling, "AH MUNNMA EAT CHOO, FOO!" and made her scream as loud as she could. And I mean as LOUD as her vocal coards could go. She fell. Axel laughed and helped her up. "Ahh..Hell..." she sighed, and ran to the change rooms.

When she returned back, she was wearing PJs and began running around franctially with Axel and Demyx, who had now taken out about 10 employees.

Sarah fell to her knees. "I am I the ONLY SANE PERSON HERE?!"

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Chapter 3:
Eva suddenly appeared next to Sarah. "Yes. I believe you are the only sane one." she said, calmly. You never would of guessed that she was rampaging around in a store. Instead, you'd have the impression that she was having a bad nightmare at a random sleepover. Her hair was..messed.

"Good!" Sarah said, walking to Demyx.

"Hey Wait, what are you doing?!" Demyx whined as Sarah fought to steal his pitchfork. "GIVE IT TO ME, SLAVE!" she rawred.

Axel was now sitting, sane on the floor. "Wow. That was...weird." he said, with the O-o face.
Eva laughed and sat down beside him. "Okie. Lets get you out of that...thing..." she said poking his chest.

She stood up and stuck her hand out to help him up. He held on to her hand and she tried to lift him up. And failed. Again.

All of the sudden, two girls screamed and ran at Demyx. "DEMYX WE LOOOOVVEEE YOUUUU!!!" they yelled. Eva gasped. They were girls from her class at school. Marley and Holly. Marley was a short, dwarf-like girl with long, braided hair, and Holly was a tall, athletic girl with her hair in pig tails.

Demyx began running as they chased him, and Sarah finally snapped. "OH NO YOU DON'T!" she ran after the girls, Demyx's pithfork in hand.

"The tables have turned." Axel chuckled.
Eva was sitting on him from falling. "Ummmm..can I get up now?" Eva said.
"Nope." he replied, mischeviously.
"...."
"......."
"...Now?"
"Nope."
"..........."
"..."
"Now?"
"Nope..."
"..."
".........................."
"NOW?"
Axel laughed. "Yeah, whatever. Just wanted to get on your nerves, love."
"...O-o Sence when do you call me that? ...Meh whatever." Eva said, standing up, then successfully letting Axel stand.
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About an hour later, The fangirls were chased off, and Eva was in her normal clothes.
Demyx now had a pretty black shirt with blue flames on, with black jeans (with a rip in the knee. He ripped it before he bought it. That's how he ended up with it.). He had gray shoes and white socks too. Yay. Axel had a weird 'muscle shirt' on that was sort of like a vest, only not. It had a zipper in the front though. It was a blackish-red colour. He had long, beige shorts that were made with rips in the end. On his feet were blakc sandles with flames on them. ("Sexy." Sarah complimented, after both were fully dressed.)

Eva now wore a long, black tee that went to her hips. The shirt bore a rose and read, "Forever". Axel favoured this shirt for some reason. She had a short, jean skirt, and still had her black, studded belt. She has stockings that were black, and had rose designs similar to her shirt. He still wore her All-Stars though.

"Thanks Sarah, you picked out an awesome outfit." Eva whistled.

Sarah grinned, satisfied with herself. She had gathered up and bought everything she had. She hadn't changed into any new clothes yet though. 'Today isn't the day.' She stated.

Nobody knows why they didn't have to pay for the damage they caused. Scratch that. Nobody NEEDS to know why. (Or so Axel told them.)

It had been a long day. They sat in the sunset like some cheesy movie people would. Or..like Roxas and his friends did, waiting for that gay-looking ghost train.

Just when they had hoped everything was alright, a random guy appeared before them dressed in a tinkerbell outfit that honestly didn't fit him.
"I hail you, fools." he said, stupidly. "I have come to besow-" he was looking off of a card. "I mean, bestow much misfortunate luck on you, fools." Demyx gasped sarcastically. "Wow. Were so scared." he said, sanely for the 1st time in ever. After the day's events, We now believe that The four of them were sane beings. For once in forever. The gay fairy-man-thing pointed his pink wand at them and bellowed, "Silence, Fools!" And he Poofed, and disappeared. Eva sighed and said, "I just really hope we don't meet others like that." Sarah nudged Eva.
"E-eva."
"Yeah? Whats wrong?"
"L..look at them..."
Eva glanced at where Axel was. There, on the ground, was a four-year-old Axel. The wind was knocked out of her. "OH MY GOD." She yelled. The baby Axel said, In babish-axelish voice, "Wow. Okie, this is weird. My clothes are way too big for me and I sound like a four year old." he glanced up at Eva. "...Ok. I'm a 4-year-old aren't I. Shit. This is...bad. Man, when I get my hands on that fairy-man.." Four-year-old Demyx screamed and looked at his hands. "OHHHH SHIT I'M GUNNA MURDER THAT FAIRY! My years of perfection!"
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"Pick me up, Pwease" Axel said, cutely, waving his little four-year-old arms at Eva. Demxy was humming the Pokemon theme song." They were at Sarah's house and were pondering about how the ruddy hell were they supposed to get out of this situation. "For the last time Axel--Awwwwwwwe!" She said, picking up Axel. "Man, you really can't win against me, can you?" Axel said, childishly.

"Your damn well lucky, you perverted baby."
"Eva, what the HELL are we going to do?" Sarah blurted randomly.

"How about we search for days and nights until we find a solution?" Demyx suggested, In Sarah's arms, playing with her hair.

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Chapter 4:
And so, at Demyx's suggestion, they traveled for days and nights, days and nights..Through mountians and hills, oceans and rivers..seas and puddles..Fields and Acres, miles and miles, deserts and desserts, Dexter's lab ("Y??! Y MY PIGGY!? I LOVEDED U PIGGY, I LOVEDED U!!! ;-;")
and..and...and...(damn) they went back to Eva's home, tired, sleepy, and unhappy.

"Ok. We just spent...like..half a year...trying to get YOU back to normal! I HOPE YOUR HAPPY!" Eva shreiked, stubbornly.

Axel brought his little four-year-old hands to up his little four-year-old ears and yelled, in his little four-year-old voice, "SHUT UP, WILL YOU SHUT UP! Your making us deaf here!" Sarah then yelled at Axel, "Well, becuase of you, were going INSANE here! How about we just LEAVE you this way!" Axel started thrashing to be put down and Eva just fought back, squeezing him. "Stop it!" Sarah said, whining about how her head ached.

After a few moments of silence, Demyx suddenly burst out, "OMG A BUTTON!"

Eva looked at the ground and her mouth dropped. A Staples Business Depot "Easy" Button. "Oh My God." Sarah said, with a hint of sarcasim.

Axel then yelled, "Put me down, woman!" And Eva sighed and lowered him to the floor saying, "I thought you LIKED being hugged by me O-o" as Demyx used his little four-year-old legs to walk to the button, joining Axel.

"Wooooooooooow, It's...pretty O-o" Demyx staited. Axel tried to pick it up but failed. "Damn button!" he yelled, accadently pushing it. With a HUGE poof of smoke, they were back to normal size and age.

Everyone yelled, "WTF." repeatadly (wtf sp?) to eahc other for awhile, then Eva started to 'steam'.

In a very angry voice she said, "Ok. Your telling me that we SEARCHED or ASSES of for a STAPLES EASY BUTTON?!?!" Fuming, she walked over to the bed and sat. Axel walked over, and patted her on the back. Sarah, too, was displeased. Demyx was backing off at her...unusual temper...(he was only used to her flirting)

Axel stood Eva up, and stood before her. He lifted his arms and said, oh so cutely, "Pick me up, Pleash :3" Eva laughed and hugged him, though not trying to lift him..way to much weight for her strength.

Sarah looked at they're hugging and looked odd. She had an angry, sympathetic, and happy expression on. She turned to look at Demyx, who was cowering in the corner, and walked up to him, hugging him randomly. "Oh...?" he said, hugging her back.

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Chapter 5:
"...No. We wasted our whole summer vacation?"
"But we were SAVING someone! That should count!"

"...Ok. The extra time it took to 'save' these people is your bonus. Your back on monday, maggots."

"Shittttt...!" Eva whined. Yes. That's right. Back to school time A fun time for EVERYONE ;-; /sarcasim.

"This really really sucks shit." Sarah said, rudely to a random pillow on her bed.
"Yeah, plus Axel and Demyx are going back to the Organization...So we'll be...all ALONE ;-;"
"........Pip-pip ;-;"
"WTF? Pip-pip?"
"W/E O-o"
"..That's like..Some strange brit-an thing Ted would be saying."
"Oh Ted? That kid who I think is cute in your class photo?"
"Yeah, thats him. I WEEIN!"
"Wtf...Wait..why are we talking about Ted?"
"I dunno, but whoever I make read this in my class is gonna be all like 'Wtf Eva you like him?' and I'll be like 'WTF Hell no. ;-;' God..Now I know how Zex feels...I'm gonna go write emo poetry with him..."
"....Wait..What?"
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"Axel."
"Yes Manse--Number One?"
"I have an...ASSIGNMENT...for you and Bubbles over there.." Xemnus pointed to Demyx.
"Weee!" Demyx cheered, chasing after random Bubbles he just blew.
"Um..Yeah...what is it...?" Axel said, sweatdropping.
"You are going to...JOIN...Those two human girls you love so much...at they're school."
"...WHAT?"
"BUBBLES?"
"Thats right. Your going to..observe...they're behaviours...perhaps...I've got a..SPLENDID...Idea.."
"Memorized." Axel said, pointing to his head.
"..Bubbles?"
"Yes, Demyx, let's go see Them."
"Bubbles!" The happy blond chimed.
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Sarah knocked on the door to The Organization's House.
"Bubbles?" Demyx said, opening the door.
"Yes, Hey there Demy.."
He glomped Sarah.
"Ek-Hai.."
"Bubbles!"
"Yesh, I love you too."
Zexion appeared at the door. Sarah quickly said, "Zex, have you seen Eva?"
"You mean goth-queen? Her poems were HARDCORE dude..."
"Yes, yes, w/e. But where is she?"
"Oh, she's over there." He said, pointing to the couch.
Lol. Eva was wearing Yumi's out fit. Yeah, Yumi from 'Hi-Hi Puffy Ami-Yumi'. One of the stupidest shows evar.
"WTF EVA!?"
"Hee hee." She laughed, solumnly.
Axel walked down the stairs to see who was there. He gasped at Eva's new mood and clothes.
"WTF EVA?!" He said, almost saying it the exact same way as Sarah did.
"Wtf. Fine I'll go change." She said, not in her usual, preppy voice.
When she got back Axel said, "OH! I forgot. Demy and I were assigned to a new mission."
"And whats that?" Sarah asked.
"Were supposed to join you for a month or two at your school. Commit it to Memory."
"Oh Good lord." Sarah laughed.
"WERE NOT ALONE?! YAY WE CAN BE OUTCASTS TOGETHER!" Eva yelled, glomping Axel.
Sarah o-oed. "I ain't no outcast!!"
"Eugh." Demyx said. "What will we have to do?"
"Ahh..just hang out with them, avoid all the popu-LAR peoples." Axel said.
"W/E" Sarah said.
"Lol Popular? XD Yeah, just hang out with us, and take a few coarses."
"WTF MORE WORK?"
"Yes, Demy, more work." Sarah patted his head.

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Chapter 6:
"Ok...Eva, tell me...what is that number?"
"That's a five, Axel. Didn't you get proper education?"
"No O-o Xemnus was never nice enuff to do it.."
"Sad ;-; We should put you through grade school.."
"B-But..I was ordered to stay HERE! DONT LEAVE ME!"
"No, Wait Axel, I'm not leaving you wtf."
"You better not be!~"
"Geeze..Are you two HOPELESS without each other?" Sarah laughed at them.

Axel needed help on his homework, and Eva was asked to help him. Sarah had been..let's see..eavesdropping...on them...
They turned they're chairs to look at her. Sarah had her hands on her hips and grinned.
"Y'know. Eva, you'd better stay away from him, If you knew what was..GOOD..for you. I'm sure you remember our previous conversation?"
"God Sarah, why do you have to like both of them?" Eva whined. Again.
Axel o-oed.
"Oh, I dunno." She shrugged, "But you know me. I like 5 different people at a time..."
"Don't let Demyx hear that." Eva smirked.
She stood up and advanced towards Sarah.
"So. How about we..have a..compitition..?"
"What SORT of competition?"
"Oh..I dunnooo...."
"How about a....Singing competiton. I could SMOKE you in one of those."
"O RRY?" Eva said, stupidly.
"Axel."
"Wha?" Axel shook his head, returning from la-la land.
"You and Demyx are the judges." Sarah pointed at him.
"For what?" Axel questioned.
"Axel, you idiot." Sarah looked at Axel's dumbstruck face.
"Sarah, be nice.." Eva said, putting her hands on her hips, just as Sarah had done before.
"Yur mean! ;-;" Axel sobbed.
"Well aren't we happy looking today!" Demyx said, popping his head in.
"Well, your in a happy mood to day, Demyx." Eva turned to look at him.
"Why yes, yes I am. Would you like to know why?"
"Just indulge me." Sarah said, annoyed slightly.
"Have you ever noticed, that in KH2, when your fighting Demyx, it has a hit counter? It looks soo weird when it says "5hits" Lol.." Eva said to herself.
Everyone looked like her like she was on crack.
"What?"
"Pssh, No. Your not on crack, not at all." Demyx laughed at her.
Eva giggled, which caused everyone to go into crazy laughter fits.
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Now, everyone seemed as if they were...well as if they were on Crack. I guess some Eva rubbed off on them when she danced to Justin Timberlake's gay 'Sexy Back'. Zomg. Don't let Eva hear that.
Sarah, Demyx and Axel were all sitting in a corner, laughing at Eva as she talked to Zexion about how some strange child made up teh song, 'Zexy Back'. For some reason, the two conversations were linked, but we OBVIOUSLY don't know that. Right guys?
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"Mr...Alex?" The teacher said, annoyed.
"Yes, Sir?" Axel replied. His 'codename' was Alex, becuase for some reason, Demyx wanted codenames for when they went to the school, so Axel was Alex and Demyx was...Devin.
"You failed to answer the questions on your test...even the ones we wrote on the blackboard."
The kids laughed.
"But, Mr. Jahimid, I'm going through puberty!"
"...Nice try. but obviously someone your age has already--"
"AHH. IM DYING, DYING LIKE A DONKEY! ZOMG. PUT ME DOWN, FOO!" Demxy yelled from outside the classroom. Everyone stood up and ran outside, to see what the hell was happening.
Eva looked at Axel, who looked back. The teacher ran to the door, "Whats all the hallbaloo about?"
Eva mouthed, 'Who ever says THAT?' and Axel shrugged. They went to go see what was happening to they're friend.
"DAMN IT PUT ME DOWN!"
"Stop squerming, maggot!" The gymteacher yelled at Demyx, trying to get him into Gym clothes.
"CHILD MOLESTER! CHILD MOLESTER!!" Demyx shreiked.
Sarah now appeared beside the teacher, kicking him in the shins, yelling, "DAMNIT GET OFF OF HIM, YOU MJ REMAKE!"
The teacher's legs buckled as Axel and Eva made they're way out of the crowd to help.
"Ow, Ms. Garlow.."
"Damn you, pervert!" Sarah yelled.
"Come and see me in my office later.."
"So you can do what, rape her?" Demyx yelled, summoning his Sitar.
"Demyx, NO!" Eva yelled, but Axel too, summoned his weapons.
She looked at them both, "No, Not here!...Guys..."
Sarah and Eva fought to restrain the organization members.
"Sorry, ladies, but he-" Demyx began.
"He was just trying to re-inforce the rules, silly." Eva shook her head.
"In a slightly..perverted way..." Sarah added.
"Really...?" Demyx questioned.
"Yes, Demyx, he wasn't trying to molest you..I don't think.." Eva replied.
"I disagree, Eva, He was trying to molest him.." Sarah pouted.
By now, a riot had begun around the school. The gymteacher was trying to recover from Sarah's beatings.
Axel had remained silent until now. He sighed and said, "Well, Sorry to...reveal..our..specialness..to everyone."
"Yeah, Xemnus isn't going to be happy with us..." Demyx said, smiling slightly.
They're weapons disappeared, and Sarah hugged Demyx.
A few people in the crowd went, "Ooooooo!"
"Oh, grow up!" Sarah stuck her tounge out.
Eva starting alked, but tripped. Her clutziness often got in the way . Oh, and guess where..or WHO she landed on. Yesss, zat is right. 'Alex'. "Sorry..Axel" Eva laughed, blushing. More 'ooooo's.
...Wait a second.
"..Demyx? Axel? Whozzat?" some people asked.
"..Timetogo!" Axel smiled, eye twitching. Reminds me of Orlando Bloom in The 2nd Pirates of the Caribean movie. 'Timetogo' Ugh..Orlando x-x. Back on topic...
Axel made a portal, and through Eva, Sarah, and Demyx in.
"Time to wake up, guys!" He said, waving to the now totally weird-ed out students.

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Chapter 7:
"Meow.."
"NO Kitty This is MY potpie!" Demyx said to Saix's cat.
"Meowz?"
"NO Kitty, thats a BAD kitty!"
"Meow!"
"NO Kitty this is MY potpie!"
The cat hissed at Demyx.
"MOM! Kitty's being a Dildo!"
Saix crossed his arms. "Well then I know a certian kitty kitty whos sleeping with mommy tonight!"
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"..Oh my god, Siax is a CROSSDRESSER?" Eva said, pausing the video to shout at Demyx.
"Oh dear lord, he's your MOM?" Sarah crimpled.
"NO! It was just a play thing we were dared to do!"
"WhatEVER!" Eva said, walking away.
"Um..Demyx..Sweetie?..We have to talk." Sarah said.
"Riiiight." Demyx laughed.
Sarah groaned. "This is going be a long day." And right she was.
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"Number 8, I see you failed to complete your..mission."
"Demyx was going to be molested!"
"Number 9 could of easily looked after himself."
"Not the way WE saw it."
"..." Xemnus was silent.
"What?" Axel asked, confused.
"None the less, did the humans show any abnormalities?"
"Not really, I might of noticed if I weren't they're friends..really....It's..different in they're world.."
"Different? I supposed so. I have spoken to the council..What do you think about they're membership in the Organization?"
"W-what?! That'd be...wow..." Axel said, happily.
"They can replace Number 12 and Number..13.."
"...Roxas..." The solumn pyro answered.
"I'm glad you agree. Number 8 has agreed also, but there is a certain..task that must be forfilled. Go, fetch them."
"Yes, sir."
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"Eva, Sarah!" Axel said running to the room.
"Hmm?" Sarah turned to look at him. "Eva went elsewhere..."
"We need both of you..now! Demyx, it's time!"
"Ohh Goodie!" Demyx said, happily. "Sarah, you are going to be in a BIG suprise..."
"Oh really..Hehe..I like suprises..." Sarah smirked.
Axel raced out the door and began yelling her name. "EVA! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!"
"I'm right here, don't have a fit.." She replied, behind him.
"Oh, Heh. Eva! You..you and Sarah need to come with us..." he replied, panting.
"You ok?" Eva said, conserned.
Axel laughed, and straightened himself. "Fine, just...out of breath."
He made a portal when Sarah and Demyx appeared.
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Eva stepped out of the portal, and Axel whispered in her ear, "Demy and I must go up there." He pointed at two of the thrones. "Choose wisely what you say."

At that, They disappeared into they're thrones, high above.
Xemnus' voice reached they're ears from high above.
"Human girls. You have been summoned."
They remained silent.
"The Organization has decided...that if you want, you may replace Roxas and Larxene."
Eva looked at them and smiled.
"R-really! That..that's wonderful!" Sarah exclaimed.
"Indeed..But we have one requirement." One of the cloaked figures said.
Axel crossed his legs and hid is face, Demyx turning away slightly.
"We must..take your hearts." Demxy said, solumnly.

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Chapter 8:
Sarah clapped her hands to her mouth, horrified.
Eva remained silent.
"No..I..." Sarah began.
"Sarah." Eva said, turning away. "Ever wanted a different life?"
"No...but.."
"I..there are times I've wanted it. Now's our chance."
"But..I would if..would we remember anything? Would we lose everything?!" Sarah stood before her, trembling.
"It's a chance that..I'm willing to take.." Eva looked up at Xemnus. "I will try."
The silver-haired man smiled and turned his head. "Number 8, You shall preform the ceremony."
Axel blurt out at Xemnus, "WHAT?! You can't possibly.."
"She wants to be one of us. Go, take her heart."
"No. I can't. Not me..anyone but..me..."
"Do you not wish to be human?"
Axel appeared between Sarah and Eva and said, "....No. I don't. I want to be who I am. And even if I wanted to be human," he turned to look at Eva.
"I couldn't do it. She's my.." he struggled to fine the word, "Friend."
"Fine. Zexion, you may do it." Xemnus said, unpelased. He waved a hand around from Zexion to Eva.
"Sir, I don't want to, either." Zexion said in his bored, solumn voice.
"I don't need this.." Xemnus said to himself. "Is there ANYONE here who will?"
"DO IT YOURSELF, COWARD!" Sarah, who had be silent, screamed at Xemnus.
Xemnus silenced.
Another of the hooded figured piped up, "For heaven's sake, can we do it, but not give her heart to someone? God.."
"Vexen, you nutter." Siax laughed.
"STFU, girl." Vexen threw a banana peel at him.
Siax STFUed.
Marluxia spoke, "I'll do it." He appeared beside Eva, and grabbed her arm. Axel moved Sarah away, and the Nobodies' sign glowed aroudn them, on the ground. Red lights surrounded Eva as she watched her heart being extracted. 'Will I make it?' She asked herself. Another voice joined her, 'You are no longer yourself, though you may remember yout past. You are..alive.'
She looked at her hands after the process was finished. Marluxia held her heart in his hand.
Sarah gasped. "This is my heart?" Eva asked. Her voice..it was..different?
"Eva!" Sarah yelled at her. Eva turned to her friend.
"Sarah, my voice..." Eva started, but Sarah pointed to her eyes and hair instead.
"Eva, your hair..it's changed colour! And your eyes..." Sarah began counting off, but instead she was cut off by Axel.
"You can remember. Good. Your physical appearence has changed, but you..still seem yourself..."
"Your EYES!" Sarah yelled, "They're..."
"Yellow.." Axel said.
Eva eyes the floor. "Have I really changed?" She touched her chest, where her heart used to be.
No heartbeat. She dropped to the floor and said, "It's not that bad." and smiled.
Sarah then asked Marluxia, "I'm ready, I'll do it too. If Eva did, there's no doubt I will."
Marluxia nodded, and the same process was fulfilled. Sarah now had dark purpleish black hair, and yellow eyes.
Demyx appeared beside her. "You ok? It makes you look..beautiful.."
Sarah laughed, hugging him. "Are you saying I wasn't beautiful before?"

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Chapter 9:
"Sooooo. You'll be living with us now, you have some...things to learn." Axel smirked, on the way to the bedrooms, the new ones where Eva and Sarah wuld be sleeping.
"Like you had to learn what a five is?" Eva teased.
"God, a 3 year old knows what a FIVE is.." Sarah added.
"How old are you, wittle boy?" Eva said to Axel.
He stuck up 3 fingers and said, "Dish Many :3"
The three laughed, and Sarah said, "Hey..wheres Demyx?"
"I dunno O-o" Axel replied.
Fits of laugher and yellings of "Weeeeeeee!" were herd down the hall.
"Ooooh, he's just playing on his waterbed, thats all." Axel realized.
He stopped infront of Roxas' old bedroom. XIII was engraved into the door.
"Which of you wants...his?" Axel said, quietly.
"I.." Eva began, but Sarah quickly offered.
"It's closer to Demyx's bedroom, I'll sleep here."
Axel eyed the ground. He still missed Roxas. Who'd blame him? Roxas left and didn't remember him anymore.
Sarah entered her new room as they began to walk away. "Ew, this rooms smeels raunchy!"
She yelled, muffled from the shut door.
Eva touched his shoulder as they passed Axel's bedroom, almost at hers.
"You still miss him."
"..What?" Axel said, looking up.
"Roxas."
"Sort of.."
"I don't know alot, (considering I've never actually played KH2 all the way.) but you...you and him were friends. Like us." A smile flickered on her face.
"Yeah, but you are different."
They stopped infront of the door that had XII etched into the door, same as Roxas'.
"Well, I'll..I'll go and set things up. I'll coem and talk to you in a biy, ok?"
"Yeah. Good luck. I believe somebody put some black robes in there."
"By the way, whatever happened to the clothes we bought you?"
Axel was wearing his black robe again.
"Oh, they're in here." he said, pointing to his door.
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Sarah looked around. "Urg, dis place smells raunchy...Roxas..you idiot.."
She cleared off the bed, and eventually, after muchos cleaning-os, the room looked enhabitable. Roxas' things were in a pile beside the garbage can in the kitchen. When you really look at it, the Organization's home was very..normal. They're was a living room, kitchen, all the bedrooms..It was a really BIG place. It was abnormal due to the portals and such scattered throughout the place.
Yup. Normal.
Sara knocked on Marluxia's door. XI. He opened the door and asked, "I don't suppose you want your heart back?"
"No," Sarah laughed. "I was wondering fi you ahd any air fresheners. Or flowers. ANYthing that can kill that smell in my new room.
"Ugh. Roxas was never the neat one."
"It's smells like custy rotting half-digested tacos!"
"God, it's worse than it was before he left. I guess the mold.."
"...M-mold? Ew. Ew ew ew. Until that room's odor is gone, I'm staying in Demyx's room."
Marluxia lifted an eyebrow, and a suspicious grin spread across his face.
"Ooooh, so you have a thing for Demy? Ahaha!" he said, putting his hands on his hips in a Eva-like-way.
"I-I I didn't mean it THAT way!" Sarah blushed.
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Eva changed into her black robe.
"Hmm. Not a bad fit, nice and loose, and I LOVE these boots!"
A laugh was herd outside her door.
Eva's mouth dropped open, but then turned into a smile.
'So he's stalking me, now is he?' she thought.
Then she wondered. Now that she was part of the Organization, couldn't she make portals?
She lifted her hand, and tried. A little yellow and black circle of plasma appeared beside her.
'Snall, but it should suffice.' She thought, stepping through it. She appeared in Demyx's bedroom.
"AHH!" he screamed.
"EEEK!" Eva screamed back.
"AHH!"
"EEEK!"
"AHH!"
"Ee?"
"Ah?"
"Whatever."
As she walked out of the door, down the hall to the door to her room. It was open.
'Oooh no.' she said to herself, looking in. She saw Axel poking some of her items.
Instead of walking in to her room, she walked into his. The room was red, no doubt. It was very warm, and of his likeness.
She sat on his bed, and looked around. Very..messy. Larxene had kept much better care of her room.
Eva layed back and looked at the ceiling.
"What will become of my family..? Will they remember me?" she said, aloud.
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"Very well, my work here is done!" Marluxia said, lookign at Sarah's room. He put in about 50 different refresheners, and some decorations. The room now reaked of flowers.
Marluxia had a weird apron on, with a bandana. (wtf?)
Sarah peaked into her room.
"It's not what I'd would of liked, but it's much better than before. Thanks, Marlux." Sarah said, hugging him.
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It can't be. She's too young. She likes Demyx, not me. I'm just that strange flower boy. But then again, she did come to me to help her. Ohh what to do, what to do...

"Marluxia had a new crush.
On Sarah. But he was right. Sarah did like Demyx.
Oh what fun!"
Axel randomly narrorated to himself, in the most Axel-ish-like way.
"How lovely!"

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Chapter 10:
Axel knocked on Eva's door in the morning.
"Eva, Time to wake up, love~" He sang, In a sweet, Axel-like voice. Lol.

"Do I have to? The vortex of sleep beckons me, at 6:00 in the morning. Im used to getting up at 9..."

"That's gunna change~" Axel said, opening the door. Eva lay, face burried into her pillow, on her bed.
"We have a mission."
"Already?" Eva said, rolling around.
"Yeah, we have to go to Atlantica."
"UNDER DA SEA!~" Eva sang, bolting upright.
"Um..yeah..whatever."
"So what are we supposed to do?" Eva asked, rubbing her eyes, as Axel sat at the end of her bed.
"Get used to being the bad guy. Were supposed to convice this crazy mermaid that we're her friend, and help Ursula out."
"Ariel?! But It's so sad, In da movies...;-;"
"Like I said, get used to being the bad child."
"Whatever." Eva said, falling out of bed, accadently.
Axel howled with laughter at his fallen friend. She landed on her head on the rug-covered floor.
"Ow, my head ;-;" The whining Eva said.
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-YESTERDAY- (I know i should of put this first lol)
"Number 12, 13."
"Yes, sir?" The girls chimed, together, on they're new thrones.
"You realize, you will need new names, for you are no longer your former selves."
The girls happiness was silenced.
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-TODAY-
"Demy?"
"Yeah, Sarah?"
"We...we need new names..."
"Well, just make an anagram of your name."
"Let's see.."
"I'll help...How about.."
"Xarash?"
"Wtf//How about Xasrah? Or Saxhar?"
"Um.."
"What?"
"Saxhar? or..HAXSAR! I HAX0RZ"
"Oh lol.."
"I like Xasrah...But would you still call me Sarah?"
"Sure "
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"Xave. Wtf. It's the best thing I can come up with."
"You should have a sexy name like Axel..."
"Lol."
"We can be Axel and Axev"
"And we can get our names confused or whatever."
"Sexy!"
The two were engaged in conversation, and they met with Sarah and Demyx.
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They stepped trough the portal, and into the unknown water-world.
Stange occurances happened, and they were mermaids. (Simple, eah?)

Sarah had purple scales, and while shells covering her..well..whatever.
Demyx had bright sapphire scales, and looked oddly most mermaid-like.
Axel had blood red scales, and spikes that ran down his back, and down his tail.
Eva had Silvery coloured scales, and orange shells.
"Weird." Was they're first impression.
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So, sence I'm very very lazy, and very very tired, and very very mad at Sarah, I skip alots.
Instead, they just sing Under the Sea. QUE SONG, SAVVY!
Some random thing started beating on some clams. How the hell they make that noise is unknown, but whatever.
"The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake!" Eva began.
"You dream about going up there... But that is a big mistake." Demyx swam while singing.
Axel made a weird noise ("I cant SING!" He explained. "SING YOU DILHOLE!" Sarah yelled.)
and then sang, "Just look at the world around you, right here on the ocean floor," uneasily.
"Such wonderful things surround you. What more is you looking for?" Demyx chimed, trying to make up for Axel's uneasyness.
Sarah swam up higher, as a school of fish surrounded her, "Under the sea. Under the sea...!"
This time, Axel sang more handsomely, and as if he were singing directly at Eva, "Darling, it's better down where it's wetter. Take it from me!"
"Up on the shore they work all day. Out in the sun they slave away..." Demyx added an odd expression..
Eva sang in a very hgh note, "While we devoting full time to floating... Under the sea!"
then, Sarah and Eva sang together, "Under the sea!" and the freaky snails yelled, "UNDER DA SEA!" causing Axel to retreat behind Eva. Laughing, the girls sang "Under teh Sea~" again, and the snails nearly screamed "UNDER DA SEE!" at Axel, who huddled closely to Eva. "Theyre scaring me..." he said, as Sarah rang, "Since life is sweet here, we got the beat here, naturally!" Eva echoed her voice, "Naturaly-y-y"
Axel grabbed her hand and they swam around a coral tree. "Even the sturgeon and the ray..." he began.
"They get the urge and start to play!" Sarah cut him off with another high note.
Demyx and Eva sang together, "We got the spirit, you got to hear it... Under the sea!"
And more drumming was herd. (Yes, I know, Im weird for even putting this in.)
Demyx and Sarah the sang together "Under the sea." (UNDER DA SEE!)
Axel and Eva also sang togther, holding each others hands, swimming higher in the water, "Under the sea!" (UNDER DA SEE!)
Demyx laughed and sang, "When the sardine begin the beguine, it's music to me!"
"What do they got? A lot of sand." Sarah sung.
"We got a hot crustacean band!" Eva nearly messed up the part.
Axel sang, eyeing the snails suspiciously, "Eat little clam here, know how to jam here..."
Sarah danced with Demyx while singing, "Under the sea!"
Then the two of them sang, "Each little slug here, cutting a rug here..."
"Under the sea!" The other pair sang.
"Each little snail here, know how to wail here." Demyx cried. ("Yay, Im in my own element!" He added.)
"That's why it's hotter..." Axel sang, happily, ebilly, and handsomely. (All In one lol~)
"UNDER THE WATER!" Eva sang, swimming right up into the pyro's face, startling him.
Sarah imitated Sebastian the Crab's voice, "Ya we in luck here, down in da muck here.."
And all four Nobodies chimed, "Under the SEA!"
And soon all the instraments ended.
The four mermaids danced in the aftermath of the song.
"Tee hee hee, that was fun~" The purple-scaled female sighed happily.
"Could of been our singing competition, Sarah!" Eva pointed out.
"I guess your right!" Sarah rolled her eyes.
Axel shrugged and said, "It's better here than I thought..though water still isn't my thing."
And the four laughed.
And laughed.
..and laughed. Untail they scared the little fishies away.
The fishies thought they were all on crack.
Pssh. No. Theyre not on crack. Not at all.
And now, with absolutely nothing else to do in Atlantica, they left. Like that. Drama. They came there just to sing, and so Eva could procrastinate while trying to figure things out. Small world. *rolls eyes*

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I'm so sorry for stretching the page, stupid long chapters ;-;

And if Im doing anything against the rules, forgive me.
Im a noob.

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Chapter 11:
Xemnus wasn't very happy the next day.
"You FAILED your assignment...Blah blah.."
"Man, he sounds like a flamer. They're favourite word is 'fail'" Eva whispered to Sarah.
"..blan blah blah and to make up for your terrible preformance, you are to attend the Masquerade Ball in Halloween Town, and observe the status of the Town."
The lot groaned.
"Why?" Demyx asked.
"I have my reasons."
"...for haveing sex with men?" Eva whipered to Sarah, and the girls giggled, pissing off Xemnus even more.
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"It's so...dark..." Sarah looked at they're surroundings.
"Wha?" Axel looked at his new outfit.
Yes, everyone had a new outfit, suiting the Halloween spirit.
Axel had a weird, long, blood red shirt that loosly fit. And a little, messy black tie was around his neck. ("Wow. That's not very..halloweenish." Sarah commented.) He wore black pants that were loose. Not very halloweenish was right.
But his shirt was ripped where is heart would be, and a bloody hole went through his skin and his back.
"...It speaks the truth.." he said, calmly. But they all were nobodies, how come the rest of them didn't have holes through they're chest?
Eva was dressed as a witch. She had a pretty dress that was black and strapless. The black part of it cut off halfway down her thigh, and a silvery-pearl netting reached her ankles. She had long, matching black gloves that substituted as sleeves.
Sarah had a similar gown to Eva's on, only it was silver and purple. And she had a weird mask on the side of her face. (Sort of like Sora's, just not a pumpkin.)
Demyx wore a weird costume, again, very similar to Sora's outfit, but not shorts O-o.
Yeah. Yay the Descriptions are done. Sexy. Im laxy :O
"So...any idea where the ball is?" Demyx asked.
"Nope." Axel replied.
Suddenly, if the place could get anymore darker then it was, a few strange looking heartless showed up.
"What?!" Demyx and Axel cursed.
"Wait, why is this a problem?" Sarah asked.
"Sence when do Heartless attack us? Were nobodies. They can't gain anything from fighting us...Something weird is going on.." Axel summoned his chakrams, and Demyx strummed his guitar.
"Wait! What do we fright with?" Eva exclaimed. They hadn't weapons yet.
"I...try and summon some. You figured out how to teleport, perhaps you can summon weapons too."
Sarah tried to immitate the boys by sticking her hands out randomly. She scrunched her face up oddly, as a sword appeared in her hands. It's blade curved into itself at the end, and it was black. It had a long vine sweeping up the blade.
Eva sweatdropped, and stuck her hands out infront of herself. She had summoned two blades. They had dark-crystal-like vines around the hilt and part of the blade. The metal/blade is a darkish midnight blue colour.
Sarah mouthed "Sexy" and ripped through nearby enemies.
Eva was hit, and tripped. Clutz.
Axel lashed his chakrams at a few heartless, Sarah continuiously slashed though her problems, and Demyx's water clone army fought against the Heartless. They weren't Dusks, but the yellow-eyed heartless that originally chased people around.
Eva blacked out after getting hit again.
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"Eva?" Sarah's scared voice reached her consiousness.
"Huh?"
"Eva! Axel and Demyx are gone!"
"Where!?" Eva bolt upright, smacking her head into a branch. She recoiled.
"They..I don't know! There were so many heartless! They surrounded me, and the last thing I saw was Demyx hitting this with his Guitar.." she let out a small laugh, but started crying.
"What..what could of happened?"

And so, the two girls were separated from they're guide. Lost, In the freaky world, they looked around, calling.

[wdmca2006]

ok i have not read this all but i tink its safe to say... YOU ROCK

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Oh yes, thank you.

I know, it's..long ;-;