A tale of two nobodies. A Larnox [Larxene and Velnox...Me]

[Karate]

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A tale of 2 nobodies


Everyone gathered in the TV. Room. “What’s this all about Xemnas?” Saix walked through the doorway. (Even though he could have teleported in) “With the arrival of Larxene, we can continue.” The gravelly low voice of Xemnas rolled forth. “Get on with it.” Axel chimed in from the back. “May I?” A black glove tapped Xemnas on the shoulder.

“My name is Velnox. I lost my heart- or rather gave up my heart after being pushed to a point I won’t discuss.” Standing beside Xemnas was a newfound nobody. The young boy was in his late teens to early adulthood. Cough19cough. “Needless to say I’ll need someone to show me around.” He crossed his arms as a dark portal opened, and Larxene stumbled out. “Demyx! How many times do I have to tell you? The dark corridors are not an excuse for cleaning your room!” Velnox rubbed his chin. “I didn’t give you permission to do so. Here in “The World that Never Was” I am the boss.” Xemnas scolded Velnox. “Well you know what? If I didn’t think you’d kick me out, I’d kill you.” Velnox pointed Xemnas in the face, tapping his nose. Axel, Xigbar, Luxord, Lexeaus, and Demyx all burst out laughing at Xemnas’ unmitigated pwnage. “I’m going to my room before I slit everybody’s non-existing throats.” He just opened a portal and faded from sight. “Oh great another homicidal maniac.” Luxord rolled his eyes. “Oooohh you got dissed…burrrrnedddd.” Axel jeered from the back.

Just before he entered the portal, Velnox glared at Larxene. It wasn’t a “I’m coming after you because you’re the only girl” look. It was more “I’ll kill you if you even BREATHE at me.” In the two seconds Velnox and Larxene stared at each other, 15 million lives entered and blinked out of existence [And THAT’S the last you’ll hear of them]

“What’s his damage?” Larxene asked Marluxia. He shrugged and got up. “Well… I guess that’s all” Xemnas disappeared as well. “Well this was a waste of time.” Saix got up. “I hate you all. I’m going back to my room.” Zexion followed Saix out of the room; as did Xigbar, Xaldin, Vexen, Lexeaus, Demyx, and Marluxia. “Well who’s up for a game of chess?” Luxord rubbed his hands together like they were cold.



Velnox’s POV

“What a bunch of retards.” I thought unpacking my things. I obviously wasn’t kicked out by my previous comments, because Xemnas would have sent Sorcerers after me. Yeah, I knew about his little temper. “I can’t believe he put me on the XIIIth floor. I guess I WILL have to kill him.” I thought as I spread my velvet sex cover over my rotating hover bed.

“Knock-Knock” Went the door.

“Great, more idiocy.” I said out loud, so that the uninvited guest could hear me. Before I could even touch the knob, it blew open. “What the hell is wrong with you?” Larxene grabbed me by the collar. “GO… AWAY!” I forcibly removed myself from her grip. It was rather flimsy. I guess it’s either because she hasn’t been a nobody that long, or she’s just a REALLY weak nobody. “You gave me a dirty look in the TV Room. What was it?” She grabbed her wrist, and rubbed it. I think I might have sprained it. Larxene stood up. She noticed the red velvet cover. “Are you expecting something to happed here?” She put her hands on her waist, and stared at me.

“If I wanted it to happen, it would. You couldn’t stop me anyway.” I went back to the box on the bed, and tried to unpack before she HAD to continue to speak. Unfortunately she did. “You think I’m weak because I’m a woman?” She grabbed my shoulder and turned me around. It seemed as if I upset her. Actually that’d be impossible as we were nobodies, and have no emotions. I just HAD to pick at her. “Are you ANGRY?” I smiled. “Tell me, how long has it been? When was the last time someone rocked your world?” I taunted her. Her face was red with anger and embarrassment. “Do you even remember what it feels like? Can you EVEN feel anymore?” I got in her face moving slowly towards her as she backed away.



Larxene moved her left leg back. “Are you going to run away?” Velnox moved closer to her again. Larxene, instead of running, decided to try and knee him in the groin. As it moved closer, Velnox grabbed her knee and flung her to the floor. “What are you going to do?” She trembled. “Nothing.” Velnox turned back to his bed. “I told you to go away.” He smiled taking a set of handcuffs from the box. Larxene couldn’t understand why that had happened. Maybe it was being overpowered, or maybe it was being rejected, but either way Larxene was attracted to him

[Karate]

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It’s two days later and Velnox has finally decided be sociable…


“So how did you become a nobody?” Zexion tossed me a soda from the fridge. “After seeking ultimate knowledge, I wondered what it would be like to have a nobody. So I found these reports saying that I could separate myself. I did just that. When I awoke in Twilight Town, I had memories of myself. So I found my somebody, who was being pestered by heartless. After dispatching them, I put the weakling in a jar with holes in the top.” I smiled. O.O’ Zexion looked at me like WTF? Being so frumpy all the time, I couldn’t tell if he was surprised that I did that, or surprised that I COULD do that. I know frumpy is a bad term for Zexion, but I couldn’t think of anything else. “Hmmm…”

I materialized a gun in my hand. The one from XXX, where the red bullet looks like a real shot wound, but its just paint. Yeah. Larxene ran at me and jumped. I quickly pointed the gun right and shot. Sure enough, she poked her head out a portal and was shot in her shoulder. “That’s got to be annoying.” Zexion rolled his eyes at her pathetic attempt to assassinate me. “Well yesterday, she found me taking a shower, and decided to attack me. Personally I think she just wanted to see me naked.” I opened a portal and screamed into it.



Larxene flew back to the portal, and landed on Demyx’s jacks. “OH F--K!” She jumped up, and slipped on a toy car.

“Personally I think she just wanted to see me naked!” Someone said.

“What am I doing? I’m letting this newborn bother me? He’s freaking two days old as a nobody. I’m way more intelligent. So why is it he gets to me?” Larxene punched the endless ground. “It doesn’t seem like he’s trying to just have sex with me, and from what I can tell he’s a virgin.” [Velnox looks angrily at the writer] She was talking to herself. “Maybe I can use the goods to trick him into letting his guard down.” Her face was balled up evilly.


A couple of hours later…

Feeling very proud of herself, Larxene walked past Luxord [prop], Axel, and Demyx who were playing strip go fish. Axel and Demyx were cheating and for once putting up a hellofa bluff. Luxord was down to a white t-shirt and his boxers. “What the hell?” He rubbed his chin. Axel and Demyx both lost their black cloaks in good sport. Well I should say bad sport because they were cheating.

“Hey Lar-Lar, come play with us!” Demyx shouted from behind his distastefully over packed hand. “Has anyone seen that loser Velnox?” She stared at Axel’s cards, and looked over to the right at Demyx. “He should be back. He said that he had to finish something in his room.” Axel’s facial expression didn’t change at all. In fact, neither did the tone in his voice. Larxene blinked twice. “Demyx, got any two’s?” Luxord smiled at the blonde. Demyx looked at Axel, and Axel focused on his cards. “Go Fish.” He smiled at Luxord. “I win.” Luxord stood up. “You’ve been cheating, but I forgive you. Now drop em’.” Luxord got out his camera. “Ya’ll are gay.” Larxene opened a portal.



Larxene’s POV

I stood in his doorway wearing my custom made Organization jacket, that zips in the back. He tried to ignore me, but I made me presence known. “Velnox, I’m done. I realize you are too great to even compete with.” I said in a delightfully sexy voice. “I’m busy.” He said in a cold overtone. “I don’t have time to play right now.” He didn’t even look at me. Velnox flipped a page in his book. Was that a dirty magazine? I moved across his floor gracefully, and stopped behind him. “What?” He finally decided to look at me. He was surprised that my shoulder was hanging out.

“If you really must know, it’s been three years. Two since I was a nobody, and a year of celibacy as somebody. Won’t you put me out of my misery?” I think my acting is rather good. He seemed to enjoy it, but couldn’t let himself enjoy it. Every time I moved close, he’d move away. He moved over be his dresser. “C’mon Velnox. Let’s make non-existent music together” was what came out of my mouth. “I better get a good laugh out of this later” was what I was thinking.

Velnox POV

Larxene had started the day like regular; she wanted to kill me. Three years? I could NEVER go that long… Well my somebody could, but he’s not in this story. [Writer looks angrily at Velnox] Just so you readers know, I planned this. Larxene, as intelligent as she is, couldn’t figure out my plan. “Nailing her would be one of my best notches. In fact, I think I’ll count her double as my somebody [And his girlfriend] had a crush on her.

I moved over to the bed, pretending I was avoiding her. “What’s on your mind Larxene?” I saw the perfect opportunity. My box was still sitting beside my bed from yesterday. “Whoa!” I “tripped.” She never saw it coming. Larxene climbed on top of me before I could get up. “Seriously, two years?” I nervously chuckled. She said three, but again I was acting. “No, I said three.” Larxene started kissing my neck while holding my arms. “Bingo, I’m in” I though as she worked her way to my chest.

[WE MADE WHOOPEE!]
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Velnox: We made whoopee? I’d never say anything like that! FIX IT!
Me: Nah, it illustrates the point, without exposing too much for the younger readers.
Velnox: Change it, or I’ll kill you
Me: Well I could edit the story and make you gay.
Velnox: ^_^ I’ll be good
~


Feeling refreshed, I came downstairs to find Luxord wearing boxers. Oddly enough, Demyx and Axel were naked. “Ya’ll are gay.” I pointed at the naked couple. “SHUT UP!” Axel shouted throwing a die at my head. Where he got, I really couldn’t tell you. “Hey, where is Larxene, Velnox?” Demyx looked around. I chuckled. “She’s asleep.” [he he he he he] I rubbed my nose. His eyes welled up. “You killed her? OH NO SHE’S TAKING THE DIRT NAP!” Axel slapped the naked blonde.

“Velnox.” Saix came into the room. “You are new, and might be ignorant to the rules. You were making a lot of noise, and it disturbed some other residents.” He remained non-chalant. [Hyphen?] “If I don’t know better Saix, I’d think you were jealous.” I crossed my arms. It didn’t matter, he’d seen through my front. It’s not that I was scared of him, I just was somewhat out of energy, and at that present moment he could have taken me. [No death threats for now :angry: ] “You are right. You don’t know better. Jealousy is an emotio-” I stopped him. “Spare me the whole “Nobodies have no emotions” speech. I heard it all before.” I jazzed hands to emphasize my lack of caring. “In any case, it wasn’t me who was making that noise. It was Larxene. If you’re looking for her, she’s sleeping on my bed.” I chuckled again. Saix looked disgusted. He opened a portal, and left without saying a word. “Aw, come on. You mean ALL of you have had that?” I felt dirty all of a sudden. “It’s not that.” A fully clothed Axel explained. “Apparently Larxene and Saix had something a long time ago.” He picked up a card from the deck. “But no, none of us have. In fact she stabbed Demyx the other day.” Luxord [prop] picked up three cards. “I place this card and end my turn.” Demyx showed me the stab wound. “The only person she ever talks to was Marluxia.” Demyx placed 2 cards down. “Hey Demyx, I may be new, but I’m stronger than most of you. So I’m taking your room, and your number. I hereby demote you, Luxord, Marluxia, and Larxene a number. And if you have a problem, kill me.” I walked out of the room. “Can he do that?” Luxord and Demyx stared at each other. “Actually, he has to challenge you. But since he has SOME sense of mercy, he let you live and demoted you. Overall I’d say you were lucky. He actually seems to be as equally matched to Xemnas and Saix.” Axel turned two cards to the side [long ways], and ended his turn. Luxord’s right eye twitched.

[Can anyone guess what they're playing?]