Sora Encounters Sephiroth

XIII_dude · May 3rd, 2006, 01:05 AM

Phil: Alright, kid! You've finally got to the Platinum Match!
Congrats!

Sora: Who am I fighting again?

Phil: Umm....Sephiroth.

Sora: Oh.

Phil: The match starts in 5 minutes.

Sora: I'll be there!

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(Sephiroth enters)

Sora: Whoa, you have a wing? Dude, where'd you get that?!

Sephiroth: I'm a fallen angel.

Sora: That's awesome! It's totally worth dying for.

Sephiroth: Yeah, I know... Anyways, back to buisness. You shall die! Ha ha ha!

Sora: Umm......no thanks? Unless I get a wing. I was thinking a nice pink colour...

Sephiroth: ENOUGH ABOUT THE WING!! You're such a girl.

Sora: Yeah I-- HEY!:( That's not nice!

Sephiroth: Well, I ain't nice. En guarde! ("One Winged Angel" starts playing)

Sora: Where's the orchestra? Hey, I like this song!

Sephiroth: So do I, it's catchy... HEY! Stop distracting me from killing you!

Sora: Sorry.

Sephiroth: (Mimmicking Sora) Sorry. CAN'T YOU SEE THAT YOU'RE GOING TO DIE?!

Sora: I don't see a weapon.

Sephiroth: No? (Draws sword) Say that to my 15 ft sword!

Sora: (to sword) I don't see a weapon.

Sephiroth: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!! (Lunges at Sora) Ha! Got you!

Sora: You can't kill me because of the friends... y'know, heart light thingee.

Sephiroth: What's your point?

Sora: I dunno.

Sephiroth: Whatever, I'll still kill you. (Teleports behind Sora)

Sora: Whoa, how'd you do that? And where'd you get that wing?

Sephiroth: I told you, FALLEN ANGEL!

Sora: Aw, I wanna wing! I was thinking a nice pink colour...

Sephiroth: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Runs out of arena, screaming)

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Sephiroth: Phil, I can't fight that... thing! He's a girly idiot with short-term memory loss!

Phil: But, Seph, baby, your career's on the line. Not to mention the Platinum Cup.

Sephiroth: No stupid cup is worth a confrontation with him! And besides, my real career is supervillain.

Phil: You didn'y say that in your resume.

Sephiroth: Goodbye!
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Donald: Wow, Sora! You won!

Sora: It was nothing. He was such a sissy.

Mr. · May 3rd, 2006, 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XIII_dude

Phil: Alright, kid! You've finally got to the Platinum Match!
Congrats!

Sora: Who am I fighting again?

Phil: Umm....Sephiroth.

Sora: Oh.

Phil: The match starts in 5 minutes.

Sora: I'll be there!

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(Sephiroth enters)

Sora: Whoa, you have a wing? Dude, where'd you get that?!

Sephiroth: I'm a fallen angel.

Sora: That's awesome! It's totally worth dying for.

Sephiroth: Yeah, I know... Anyways, back to buisness. You shall die! Ha ha ha!

Sora: Umm......no thanks? Unless I get a wing. I was thinking a nice pink colour...

Sephiroth: ENOUGH ABOUT THE WING!! You're such a girl.

Sora: Yeah I-- HEY!:( That's not nice!

Sephiroth: Well, I ain't nice. En guarde! ("One Winged Angel" starts playing)

Sora: Where's the orchestra? Hey, I like this song!

Sephiroth: So do I, it's catchy... HEY! Stop distracting me from killing you!

Sora: Sorry.

Sephiroth: (Mimmicking Sora) Sorry. CAN'T YOU SEE THAT YOU'RE GOING TO DIE?!

Sora: I don't see a weapon.

Sephiroth: No? (Draws sword) Say that to my 15 ft sword!

Sora: (to sword) I don't see a weapon.

Sephiroth: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!! (Lunges at Sora) Ha! Got you!

Sora: You can't kill me because of the friends... y'know, heart light thingee.

Sephiroth: What's your point?

Sora: I dunno.

Sephiroth: Whatever, I'll still kill you. (Teleports behind Sora)

Sora: Whoa, how'd you do that? And where'd you get that wing?

Sephiroth: I told you, FALLEN ANGEL!

Sora: Aw, I wanna wing! I was thinking a nice pink colour...

Sephiroth: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Runs out of arena, screaming)

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Sephiroth: Phil, I can't fight that... thing! He's a girly idiot with short-term memory loss!

Phil: But, Seph, baby, your career's on the line. Not to mention the Platinum Cup.

Sephiroth: No stupid cup is worth a confrontation with him! And besides, my real career is supervillain.

Phil: You didn'y say that in your resume.

Sephiroth: Goodbye!
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Donald: Wow, Sora! You won!

Sora: It was nothing. He was such a sissy.

XDDDDDDDDD
This is brilliant.
KEEP GOING, GET BETTER.

Destiny_Seeker · May 3rd, 2006, 03:14 AM

please tell me that was sarcasm Mr.

Mr. · May 3rd, 2006, 03:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Destiny_Seeker

please tell me that was sarcasm Mr.

It doesn't matter about literacy here.
It was FUNNEH. XD
And he gets kudos for making Sora a wimpy wuss.
Sora IS a wuss. >:3
So, I like it.

Edit: DAMN THE TYPOS! D:<

Destiny_Seeker · May 3rd, 2006, 03:19 AM

haha yeah i guess youre right

L337 kybldmstr · May 3rd, 2006, 02:27 PM

God knows what'll happen when they meet again! ruofwlmbffao

dark_dutchman · May 3rd, 2006, 03:21 PM

that was really strange, but i like it

**Cloud_Unchained** · May 3rd, 2006, 03:30 PM

It wasn't funny.

It wasn't grammatically correct.

Sora and Sephiroth would never say those things.

If you're going to write in script format, write it CORRECTLY, unless you're just lazy.

dark_dutchman · May 3rd, 2006, 03:53 PM

we all have our sense of humor, but you're right, they would never say such things. i'm beginning to see a problem of mine...

KHeart_beat_* · May 3rd, 2006, 04:55 PM

That's so funny! ^_^ Write more !!!!! PLEASE,
It's so funny!!!!!!!!!!!^_^

Geist · May 3rd, 2006, 06:47 PM

It doesn't matter if they wouldn't say those things!It's his fic let him do what he wants!Btw this is to funny.(Head blows up from laughter)

**Cloud_Unchained** · May 4th, 2006, 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geist

(Head blows up from laughter)

Let's hope it stays that way.

Anyway, it does matter. If the characters aren't written they way they really are, that means it's not Sora or it's not Sephiroth. It's just different people with those names.

XIII_dude · May 4th, 2006, 02:48 AM

You might not like it, but it's my first fic. I tried, okay?

Daniel Faraday · May 4th, 2006, 02:53 AM

Spell check doesn't take much effort to call up, and it's in all basic versions of word, so any excuse you might come up with'll trip you right onto your face. Try re-writing this, work on expanding on ideas, avoid one-liners, and abandon the script format as a whole, ya?
~Fenris Etheral

**Gamergirl89** · May 4th, 2006, 02:54 AM

^^yea give the kid a break . . .anywayz it was kinda funny . . .sora's a panzy lol

May 3rd, 2006, 01:05 AM	#1
XIII_dude Heartless Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 3 Rep Power: 4 Level: EXP:	Sora Encounters Sephiroth Phil: Alright, kid! You've finally got to the Platinum Match! Congrats! Sora: Who am I fighting again? Phil: Umm....Sephiroth. Sora: Oh. Phil: The match starts in 5 minutes. Sora: I'll be there! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Sephiroth enters) Sora: Whoa, you have a wing? Dude, where'd you get that?! Sephiroth: I'm a fallen angel. Sora: That's awesome! It's totally worth dying for. Sephiroth: Yeah, I know... Anyways, back to buisness. You shall die! Ha ha ha! Sora: Umm......no thanks? Unless I get a wing. I was thinking a nice pink colour... Sephiroth: ENOUGH ABOUT THE WING!! You're such a girl. Sora: Yeah I-- HEY!:( That's not nice! Sephiroth: Well, I ain't nice. En guarde! ("One Winged Angel" starts playing) Sora: Where's the orchestra? Hey, I like this song! Sephiroth: So do I, it's catchy... HEY! Stop distracting me from killing you! Sora: Sorry. Sephiroth: (Mimmicking Sora) Sorry. CAN'T YOU SEE THAT YOU'RE GOING TO DIE?! Sora: I don't see a weapon. Sephiroth: No? (Draws sword) Say that to my 15 ft sword! Sora: (to sword) I don't see a weapon. Sephiroth: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!! (Lunges at Sora) Ha! Got you! Sora: You can't kill me because of the friends... y'know, heart light thingee. Sephiroth: What's your point? Sora: I dunno. Sephiroth: Whatever, I'll still kill you. (Teleports behind Sora) Sora: Whoa, how'd you do that? And where'd you get that wing? Sephiroth: I told you, FALLEN ANGEL! Sora: Aw, I wanna wing! I was thinking a nice pink colour... Sephiroth: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Runs out of arena, screaming) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sephiroth: Phil, I can't fight that... thing! He's a girly idiot with short-term memory loss! Phil: But, Seph, baby, your career's on the line. Not to mention the Platinum Cup. Sephiroth: No stupid cup is worth a confrontation with him! And besides, my real career is supervillain. Phil: You didn'y say that in your resume. Sephiroth: Goodbye! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Donald: Wow, Sora! You won! Sora: It was nothing. He was such a sissy.

May 3rd, 2006, 03:14 AM	#3
Destiny_Seeker Warrior of Darkness Join Date: May 2006 Age: 20 Posts: 106 Rep Power: 4 Level: EXP:	Re: Sora Encounters Sephiroth please tell me that was sarcasm Mr.

May 3rd, 2006, 03:19 AM	#5
Destiny_Seeker Warrior of Darkness Join Date: May 2006 Age: 20 Posts: 106 Rep Power: 4 Level: EXP:	Re: Sora Encounters Sephiroth haha yeah i guess youre right

May 3rd, 2006, 02:27 PM	#6
L337 kybldmstr Ruler of Light Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: The World That Never Was Age: 17 Posts: 632 Rep Power: 4 Level: EXP:	Re: Sora Encounters Sephiroth God knows what'll happen when they meet again! ruofwlmbffao

May 3rd, 2006, 03:21 PM	#7
dark_dutchman Organization Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: on the fine line between being depressed and being happy Age: 18 Posts: 445 Rep Power: 4 Level: EXP:	Re: Sora Encounters Sephiroth that was really strange, but i like it

May 3rd, 2006, 03:53 PM	#9
dark_dutchman Organization Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: on the fine line between being depressed and being happy Age: 18 Posts: 445 Rep Power: 4 Level: EXP:	Re: Sora Encounters Sephiroth we all have our sense of humor, but you're right, they would never say such things. i'm beginning to see a problem of mine...

May 3rd, 2006, 04:55 PM	#10
KHeart_beat_* Keyblade Novice Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntingdon valley, PA Posts: 69 Rep Power: 4 Level: EXP:	Re: Sora Encounters Sephiroth That's so funny! ^_^ Write more !!!!! PLEASE, It's so funny!!!!!!!!!!!^_^

May 4th, 2006, 02:48 AM	#13
XIII_dude Heartless Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 3 Rep Power: 4 Level: EXP:	Re: Sora Encounters Sephiroth You might not like it, but it's my first fic. I tried, okay?

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