Funny stories

[Every Heart]

I'm not entirely sure where to stick this, but anyway, one of my friends said this story she came up with the other day.

Sora and Kiari were happily together until tension rose up in thier little clubhouse they were sitting in one day. Sora was minding his own business eating Chesse Its when this happened.

Kiari: Sora, give me some Cheese Its
Sora: Get your own box
Kiari: Why aren't you sharing?
Sora: The box says so{Points to back of box}
Kiari: You're actually going to take orders from a box?
Sora: {staring at the box} Now it says to ignore you.
Kiari: Forget this, I'm going over to Wakkas place.
Sora: Wait, why are you going to Wakkas place?
Kiari: Just to hang out.
Sora: Yeah right, you're not involved with him are you?
Kiari: No, of course.....
Sora: Aha! You just said that you were! Kiari, how could you? I'm going to beat his brains out!
Kiari: Wait, Sora, that's not whats going on.........................

Sora runs out before she could stop him.

Later on they find Wakka beaten to pulp in the secret place, unable to identify the person who beat him out{loss of memory}. Sora, feeling betrayed by Kiari, dumped her and started going out with Namiene. Kiari then went out with Riku and later got married. But when a startling discovery was made, it changed her life. It turns out that Riku was gay. She mysteriously disappeared and no one knows where she is today. And to think it all started with Sora not sharing his Cheese Its. A lesson can be learned here. Always share your Cheese Its. Don't let the machine{or in this case boxs} rule your life!

After she told me this, I was a little disturbed, it wasn't as funny as I thought it would be. But if anybody has any funny KH stories that they have, please post them here. I would appreciate it because this story just sucks and I need a good laugh.

[kurama's rose]

HAHAHAHAAA I love the story that was so funny

[Lunar Knight]

It's pretty funny at least your friend has a KH joke while I don't.*sigh*

[Rose]

Originally Posted by SueZQ109

I'm not entirely sure where to stick this, but anyway, one of my friends said this story she came up with the other day.

Sora and Kiari were happily together until tension rose up in thier little clubhouse they were sitting in one day. Sora was minding his own business eating Chesse Its when this happened.

Kiari: Sora, give me some Cheese Its
Sora: Get your own box
Kiari: Why aren't you sharing?
Sora: The box says so{Points to back of box}
Kiari: You're actually going to take orders from a box?
Sora: {staring at the box} Now it says to ignore you.
Kiari: Forget this, I'm going over to Wakkas place.
Sora: Wait, why are you going to Wakkas place?
Kiari: Just to hang out.
Sora: Yeah right, you're not involved with him are you?
Kiari: No, of course.....
Sora: Aha! You just said that you were! Kiari, how could you? I'm going to beat his brains out!
Kiari: Wait, Sora, that's not whats going on.........................

Sora runs out before she could stop him.

Later on they find Wakka beaten to pulp in the secret place, unable to identify the person who beat him out{loss of memory}. Sora, feeling betrayed by Kiari, dumped her and started going out with Namiene. Kiari then went out with Riku and later got married. But when a startling discovery was made, it changed her life. It turns out that Riku was gay. She mysteriously disappeared and no one knows where she is today. And to think it all started with Sora not sharing his Cheese Its. A lesson can be learned here. Always share your Cheese Its. Don't let the machine{or in this case boxs} rule your life!

After she told me this, I was a little disturbed, it wasn't as funny as I thought it would be. But if anybody has any funny KH stories that they have, please post them here. I would appreciate it because this story just sucks and I need a good laugh.

Funny story! I would write a funny KH story, but I can't think of anything .............. oh wait! It's here! Ahem ...

The worlds are now restored. But there is still Ansem wandering around ...

Ansem: I must sh*g someone! Anyone?
BHK: Bored ... *yawns* Ansem! Aaaahhh!
Ansem: Yay!
BHK: What?
Ansem: Can I sleep with you?
BHK: No! Have Riku! See ya! Gotta get Sora! *runs away*
Riku: I thought you was dead!
Ansem: Can I squeeze your muscles?
Riku: No! Get off them!
Ansem: So nice ...
Sora: Bye, bye, Ansem!
Ansem: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! I wanted to sleep with someone! *dies*

Rule: Never return to those who you had fights with over light and darkness or you will get killed. This does not apply to reality.

[Lunar Knight]

It's good. Still, at least you have a joke

[Every Heart]

That was funny lol.