Kingdom Hearts Life On Destiny Islands

[Niwa]

Chapter 1
Sora and Riku are walking around Destiny Islands looking for supplies for their party.
Sora-What are we looking for.
Riku-You moron we are looking for supplies.
Sora-For what
Riku-The party idiot(punches him)
Sora falls onto the ground.
Sora-What was that for.
Riku-For being an idiot.
They keep walking and get the supplies.
Riku-Alright lets go back
They head back to thieir clubhouse.
Sora-When did we get a clubhouse.
Riku-We built it last month.
They walk inside and give kairi the supplies.
Kairi-Thanks lets get ready.
Sora-Okay
Riku-I'll get the beer
Sora-Yea beer(falls over chair)
Kairi-No beer for you Sora
Sora-why not
Kairi-You remember what happened last time.
Sora thinks back and remembers
(sora is drunk and walking around falls over a cop comes to the door the cop knockes on the Sora answers the door.
Sora-What do u want b***h
Cop-What did you call me
Sora-I called you a hang on what did I call you
Cop-How old are you sir
Sora-I forget
Cop-How much did you drink
Sora-More then I can count b***h
Cop-Why you little(hits Sora with night stick)
Sora-Son of a b***h(attacks cop)
Sora keeps punching the cop
Kairi comes by the door and looks outside
Kairi-Sora what are you doing
Sora-I dont know
Kairi-Well get off him
Sora gets off the cop and looks at Kairi.
Cop gets up and starts running away
Sora-Now I remember son of a b***h hit me
Sora starts running after him Kairi picks up a big rock and throws it at Sora he falls over and passes out for the rest of the night)
Sora-I dont remember
Kairi-Well I do so you arnt having any beer
Sora-Fine (walks away)
Riku comes back with the beer
Riku-Where did Sora go
Kairi-I dont know
Riku-Ok(walks away)
Kairi works on the club and gets ready for the party
Riku is getting beer and games for the party
Tidus and Selphie arrive at the party
Kairi-Welcome to the party
Tidus-Where's the beer at
Riku-Over here Tidus
Tidus goes over and starts drinking.
Kairi and Selphie go over and start talking
Wakka comes and BHK after that
And others come after that then Sora comes in
Sora sits down and Riku gives him a beer Sora starts drinking Tidus already passed out.
After fifthty beers Sor walks around the houde and flips over the chair.
Kairi-Sora I told you not to drink
Sora-Is that u mommy
Kairi-This is gonna end bad
Selphie-How many beers did he drink
Kairi-I have no idea
Sora gets up and starts walking around
Kairi-Follow him(Kairi and Selphie after Sora) Sora starts walking up the stairs but slips and falls.
Kairi-Thats gonna leave a mark
Selphie-He will feel that in the morning
Kairi and Selphie go and sit down
Kairi He isnt going anywhere
They sit there and fall asleep
Riku passes out on the floor
Wakka's under all the beer bottles
Tidus gets up to go to the bathroom and falls threw the table and passes out
BHK broke down the door and passed out on it

[Niwa]

Tell me what u think of it

[Cloudisawesum1]

im not saying that just cuz ur my friend but THAT WUZ F***ING FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!Cant wait 4 chapter 2!!U better make it soon.OR ELSE :mad:

[Niwa]

i will post chapter 2 when i get more replys

[Aurie]

it was funny dog. make some more post.

[saratp]

that waz so funny. I think you need to make chapter 2 can you plzzz lol good one.

[TheMuffinMan]

Lol, pretty funny stuff...

[Niwa]

Chapter 2
Everyone starts to wake up and Riku dosent watch where he is going and smashes through a window.
Kairi wakes up and Selphie gets up after her.
Kairi-Where is Sora(gets up and looks for Sora)
Selphie looks for Sora and Tidus and Wakka and BHK help.
After an hour they still havent found Sora
Riku-I found him Kairi
Kairi-Really you did(runs to Riku)
Riku points up to the roof Kairi looks up and sees Sora on the corner of the roof.
Kairi-Hurry up get him before he falls
Tidus gets up on the roof and runs to Sora and grabs him Sora falls and Tidus goes with him.
Tidus-Holy s**t
Kairi-Nooooooo
Selphie-I cant wacth(covers eyes)
BHK-This is gonna be good
Kairi-Shut up(kicks BHK)
Sora and Tidus hits the ground Sora lands by Kairi and Tidus lands on Riku and passes out.
Riku-That hurt
Kairi picks up Sora and takes him in Selphie drags Tidus in and Riku just lays on the ground in pain.
Kairi and Selphie are taking care of Sora and Tidus Riku's still outside knocked out Kairi went to get some snacks then Sora wakes up
Sora-Where am I
Selphie-You have been knocked out sence last night
Sora-What are you talking about
Selphie-Mabey you should lay down again
Sora-Get away from me(pushes her)
Selphie falls on the ground
Tidus-Why did u push her
Sora-She touched me b***h(punches Tidus)
Tidus-H*** no(punches Sora)
Sora punches Tidus again and they start fighting Tidus kicks Sora
Sora-Son of a b***h(picks up chair and hits Tidus over the head)
Tidus-Screw you(hits Sora over head with bat)
Sora throws Tidus threw a window Tidus gets up and runs in and hits Sora.
After hours of fighting Sora and Tidus fall onto the ground.
Sora-I will kick your a** when I catch my breath
Tidus-Right back at you
Kairi walks into the room
Kairi-What the h*** happened
Selphie-They got in a fight
Kairi-With what a tornado
Selphie-With each other
Kairi-Look at this place
Kairi and Selphie start picking up the room and get done in about 5 hours Sora and Tidus wake up afterwards.
Tidus-What happened
Sora-I will kick your a**(jumps at Tidus)
They start fighting again again and throw each other threw walls and windows and hit each other over the head for about 5 hours then they pass out.
Kairi-What the h***
Selphie-Not again
Kairi and Selphie clean the room again.
Kairi-They better not fight again
Selphie-Well get ready to hold them back
Sora and Tidus wake up and attack each other Kairi grabs Sora and Selphie grabs Tidus
Sora-Let go of me I am gonna kick his a**
Tidus-Yea wat he said
Kairi and Selphie-No way stop fighting
Sora and Tidus-Okay
Kairi and Selphie lets them go and they just wacth T.V. then Sora hits Tidus over the head with a chair and Tidus passes out.
Kairi hits Sora over the head
Sora-wat was that for
Kairi-Why did you do that
Sora-He looked at me
Kairi-Dumb a**
Sora-Dont worry he will be fine
Tidus is on the ground passed out
Sora-Today was fun

[Niwa]

and just so everyone knows if u wanna be in my fanfic tell me cause i am gonna start putting people in starting at chapter 3

[Cloudisawesum1]

That wuz funny lol.Not as funny as the first 1 but still it wuz F***ing funny :D
o and i wanna b in the 3rd chapter.PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE??????????

[TheMuffinMan]

Lol, great chapter "I'll kick your *ss you son of a b*tch" lol....

I want to be in it! Just immagine Themuffinman walking into the same room with Sora and Riku... just do it, come on it makes sence...

Sora: Holy sh*t, it's the muffin man!

Themuffinman: Hey hey hey!

Riku: Holy f*ck, your right, it's the god damn muffinman!

Namine: That ryhmes...

*Tmm shoves muffin in Namine's mouth*

Themuffinman: Quiet b*tch, men are talking...

[Niwa]

that would be funny so far cloudisawesum1 and the muffin man are in it

[Aurie]

lol that tight. this is one bull sh*t funny.

Listen to this:

In the movie Scary movie 2.

Bhk was riding on his wheelchair when he talk to a parret name Aurie
Bhk:hey birdy, sup
Aurie:sup my @$$
BhK:hey what your mouth you stupid bird
Aurie:you ugly mother f*cker
Riku came in
Riku:what wrong with you?
Bhk:this f*cking bird call me ugly.
Riku: can man, it just a bird.
Riku came up to it and say hi.
Riku:hey little bird, Aurie want a cracker?
Aurie: Aurie want your momma sweet @$$.
Riku:what you say about my momma?
Aurie: i said, Aurie want your momma... sweet @$$.
Riku started to get lose
Riku: don't be talking to my momma girl. you don't know my momma
Aurie: yes i did. i saw her making out with Sora.
Riku: oh h*ll no. *gave bhk his gold*
Riku: what then girl!
Aurie: you what then b*tch.
Riku push bhk to the wall.

[Niwa]

ok aurie u can be in it to

[Don Patch]

Me: -looks at this thread-, -looks at my thread-, -walks away.-