The Odd Couple(Co-Written by wolfchild)

[Krazy]

Me: Alright peoples!!! This fic has a couple OC's.....<_< >_>

Kaze: Including K_K.....>_>

Sora: And Kaze.....;

Aozora: And this girl named Nina. *coughwolfchildcough* <_< >_>

Me: AND CLOUDY-WOLF!!! ^_^

Kaze: And the girly-men.....aka: the silver=haired men from Advent Children.....>_>

Sora:....Those ones aren't original....O_o

Me:.....Anyway....ON TO THE FIC!!! I warn you....it's really long....XDD

At the Twilight town university



Nina, Cloud, Megan, and Kaze were there out of boredom. Nina and Cloud were taking a science course; Megan and Kaze were there to watch. “Add this into that…stir thoroughly.” Cloud read aloud from a small booklet while adding a green liquid into a purple liquid. “Cloud what are you doing?” Nina asked the blonde. “I’m reading the directions.” Cloud answered. “Cloud…those are directions on how to make hot chocolate!” Nina cried out. Cloud stared at the bottle, it was glowing a pretty light blue color, and then it exploded! Nina and Cloud ducked under the table, but Megan and Kaze got hit by the slimy liquid. “HOLY COW!!” Nina and Cloud shouted when they arose from the table. “The science teacher just HAD to take a lunch break!” Nina panicked. She looked over to where Cloud was standing to find that he was gone. Cloud entered the room a few moments later with several buckets of water. He dumped them on Megan and Kaze. As soon as all of the liquid was off of Kaze and Megan, Nina and Cloud saw something disturbing. Kaze and Megan…got younger! Ages 4 and 5!

Nina’s eyes widened. Cloud just stood there with a blank _expression on his face. “Hi! I’m Megan! What’s your name?” Megan said happily. “Hey Megan, my names Nina.” Nina said uneasily. “Names Cloud.” Cloud said in a dull tone. “…I’m hungry.” Kaze complained. “I’ll take you two home...and uhhhhh fix you something to eat.” Nina offered. “Oaky, doeky, artichoky!” Megan said happily. “Okay!” Kaze said. So Nina and Cloud had to take Kaze and Megan over to Nina’s house because she actually had stuff that could keep the children entertained…like T.V. On their way there, Nina and Cloud had a talk. “What are we going to do Nina?” Cloud asked uneasily. “I don’t know.” Nina answered. “You’re a chick! You’re supposed to know these things!” Cloud retorted. When they got there Nina asked Kaze and Megan what they wanted to eat. “I want some Mac n’ Cheese!” Megan said in a hyper tone. “I want some chicken nuggets!” Kaze said happily. “Okay.” Nina said and made Kaze and Megan what they wanted. She set the food on the table as soon as she was done. Kaze and Megan eagerly sat at the table. “Cloud do you want something to eat?” Nina asked the blonde. “I’m not hungry…” he said. Nina shrugged and made herself a bowl of soup. They all sat at the table. “Let’s eat!” Megan said happily. She and Kaze were about to dig in. “WAIT!” Nina said. They both froze. “Say your prayers first.” She ordered. Kaze, Megan, and Cloud got in the prayer position. “Dear Jesus thanks.” Megan said before stuffing her face with her food. Kaze did the same. “…shouldn’t you give Jesus a little more thanks than that?” Nina asked the children. They shrugged. Cloud was bored out of his mind. “Cheese!” Megan said happily.

As soon as they were done, Nina went to go read a parenting book. Cloud was asleep on the table. Megan and Kaze walked in to where Nina was. “Nina….Nina….Nina! Nina…NINA!” Both Kaze and Megan yelled. “Yes!?” Nina said. “We want a puppy!” They both said. “No, no puppy.” Nina said. “Why not?” “Because, even if I approved this, where would we get a puppy from? There are no Pet stores in Twilight town, so where would we get one?” Nina asked. “The internet.” They said. “No puppy!” Nina said. Kaze and Megan stared at the floor, then their faces lit up. “We want a kitty!” They both said. “I thought you said you just wanted a puppy?” Nina said. Megan and Kaze exchanged looks. “We want both.”



“NO!” Nina cried out in irritation. Megan and Kaze stared at the wall, then their faces lit up. “We want a” “NO PONEY!” Nina shouted. Megan and Kaze exit the room. Nina went on her computer. Megan walked in the kitchen to find Cloud asleep. Megan began to poke Cloud. “Cwoud….Cwoud…Cwoud.” Cloud kept twitching. “Cwoudy woof.” She said. Cloud woke up, “What?!” He said out of irritation. “Hi!” She waved at Cloud. Cloud got up and went up stairs, Megan happily trotted behind him.

Nina was surfing ebay. She was looking for more parenting books. Kaze entered the room and stared at the computer screen. He began to press the enter key continually with his pinky finger. “Kaze what are you doing?” Nina asked. “I dunno.” Kaze answered. “Will you stop please?” “No.” “Please?” No.” “Kaze…do you wanna watch T.V?” Nina asked. “Okay!” Kaze said. Kaze raced over to the couch. “Do you wanna watch the Simpsons?” Nina asked the blonde. “The who?” Kaze asked. “Okay, what do you wanna watch Kaze?” She asked. “SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!” Kaze shouted. Megan raced into the room. “SPONGEBOB?!?! WHERE, WHERE!?!?” She yelled. SpongeBob was airing. “The krusty krab pizza! Is the pizza! For you and me!” Megan and Kaze sang. When the episode was over, Kaze was sitting quietly, eating some pop corn, Megan got bored with them and went up stairs. She found Cloud sleeping on the bed. “Cwoud…Cwoud.” She said. Cloud woke up.

“What!? What is it?” Cloud said. “I wanna play a game!” Megan said. “What do you want to play?” “Hmmmm…Let’s play tag!” Megan said happily. “No…you need more than two people to play tag.” Cloud informed. “Let’s play dress up!” Megan said. “No! No dress up!” Cloud hissed. “NINA!! CWOUD WON’T PLAY DRESS UP WITH ME!!!” Megan shouted. “Cloud, do what Megan says!” Nina yelled. Cloud made a grimacing noise, then his face lit up. “Hey Megan! Want to play a really fun game?” Cloud said. “Yes!” Megan said. “It’s called dreamland!” Cloud said. “How do you play?” “You go to sleep and drift into dreamland!” Cloud said. Megan thought for a minute. “No! Dress up!” Megan ordered. Cloud gritted his teeth then sat on the bed. “I’m gonna go find you a dress!” Megan said, exiting them. Cloud went to sleep. Megan searched all through the house, but no dress, nothing but a black one. “Awww…no pink ones.” She murmured. Megan looked down to find a little stuffed elephant. She picked it up and walked back to Cloud’s room. “Cwoud! I couldn’t find a dress but I found an elephant!” She said, waving the elephant around in the air. Cloud woke up and sat on the side of the bed. “Kiss the elephant!” Megan said, shoving the elephant in Cloud’s face. Cloud kissed it. He had a look of disgust on his face. “Now let’s play house!” Megan said happily. “I don’t wanna play house!” Cloud said. “Your right, let’s go down stairs and let Kaze and Nina play!” Megan said. Cloud didn’t have time to object because Megan raced downstairs.

“Nina, let’s play house!” Megan said. “Fine.” Nina said. “Okay, I’ll be the mom, Kaze you’ll be the dad, Nina you’ll be the sister, and Cwoud…you’ll be the dog.” Megan said. “I don’t wanna be the dog!” Cloud said. “Bad Spikes!” Kaze said as he grabbed a rock from a nearby plant and smacked Cloud up side the head. Cloud fell to the ground. “Fetch Spikes!” Megan said, holding a stick. Cloud just stood there. “Sister, you play with Spikes.” Nina grabbed the stick from Megan and threw it. “Go fetch.” Cloud glared at Nina, and went to pick up the stick. “Bark, bark.” He murmured. “Good Spikes!” Megan pet Cloud on the head, more like smacking him in the head. “Sister, you stay with Spikes! We’ll go food shopping!” Megan and Kaze went into the kitchen.

Cloud sat on the ground, glaring at Nina. “Don’t look at me that way; you got us into this mess.” Nina said. Cloud snarled. Then they heard a loud noise, like pan’s crashing. They raced into the kitchen to find Megan with several pots and pans scattered across the floor, and Kaze had stuff dripping out of his ears. “Megan must’ve hit Kaze with the pans!” Nina panicked and grabbed the phone, calling 911. Cloud walked up and stared at Kaze, “Kaze…Hey Kaze can you hear me?” Cloud asked. Kaze obviously didn’t respond because his ears were clogged up. Cloud took a closer look. “Wait a minute…Nina! I think this is chocolate!” Cloud said. Nina put the phone down. Cloud took a rag, wet it, and cleaned the chocolate out of Kaze’s ears. “Kaze…why did you stick chocolate chips in your ears?” Cloud asked. “Cause they fit.” Kaze said. “Megan…what are you doing with those pots and pans?” Nina asked. “We’re going to make an omelet!” She said happily. Cloud snarled. Megan and Kaze ran into a closet screaming mad dog. “Megan will you come out please?” Nina asked. “Never!” “Please?” “Never!” Nina went to the cabinet and grabbed a chocolate bar. “Megan, I have chocolate.” Nina said. “CHOCOLATE!” Megan shouted as she burst out of the closet door and snatched the bar from Nina. “No don’t eat the wrapper!” Nina said as she snatched the wrapper from Megan. As soon as she was finished eating the chocolate, Megan was hyper.

She ran around the house screaming “HYPER, HYPER, SUGAR, SUGAR, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE!!!” “Will you please SHUT UP!?” Cloud cried out. Megan stopped running and looked at Cloud. “Oooooo…Nina, Cwoud said a bad word!!!” She raced up to where Nina was standing. “What word did he say Megan?” Nina asked. “He said the s word…the sh word.” Megan said. Cloud stared at the two. “I can’t say the word Nina, it is forbidden.” Megan said, glaring at Cloud. “Will you PLEASE SHUT UP?!” Cloud cried out. “That’s the bad word! Nina, give Cwoud a spanking!!” Megan cried out. “No! That’s not necessary! Uhhhhh…Cloud! Go stand in the corner!” Nina ordered. Megan stuck her tongue out at Cloud. Cloud made a grimacing noise and stood in a corner. “Megan…I believe it’s time for you to take a nap.” Nina said. “No! No naps! Naps are evil! And I wouldn’t be caught dead, taking a…zzzz.” Megan had fallen asleep. Nina took Megan upstairs and laid her in bed. Nina walked down stairs to find Kaze asleep on the couch. She took him upstairs and put him on the bed next to Megan’s. Nina walked over towards Cloud. “…is my time up?” Cloud asked. “Yes.” Nina answered. Cloud sighed and sat on the couch, Nina did the same. “What are we going to do?” Cloud asked. Nina shrugged. “We have to make an antidote Cloud.” She said. “What did you use in that odd concoction of yours?” She questioned. Cloud shrugged. “Just some green and purple stuff.” He answered. “And besides…I kinda like them this way.” Cloud said. “Why?” “Kaze actually smiles, and laughs, and he sings, even though it’s annoying as crap.” “NINA!!” Megan cried out from upstairs. “Yes Megan?” She said. “I GOTTA GO PEEPEE!!” She said. Nina walked upstairs with Cloud following behind. When they reached the room Megan said “its okay, I don’t have to go anymore!” Nina sighed. “Cloud; do you know how to wash clothes?” Cloud shook his head. “Well it’s about time you learned…Megan, it looks like you’ll have to sleep with out the sheets.” Megan shrugged and went back to bed. Nina went to the laundry room with Cloud.







“Okay you turn the water level to medium.” “Uhuh.” “You set the water temperature to warm.” “Uhuh.” “You put a cup of bleach in their because their white.” “Uhuh.” “You set it on permanent press, medium.” “Uhuh.” “And then press start.” Nina pressed start. She turned around to find Cloud staring in the opposite direction; he was staring at a painting of dogs playing poker. “Cloud what did I just say?” Nina asked. “I dunno…something about how learning causes cancer?” He asked. “No.” Cloud shrugged and kept staring at the painting. “I don’t like that painting.” Nina said. “Why?” Cloud asked. “There are no wolves in it.” She murmured. “I think we should go back to the university.” Nina said. “Why?” “We need to find a cure.” “Okay.” Cloud said. “We’ll have to get a baby sitter for Megan and Kaze then.” Cloud shrugged. “How about Zell?” “Yes I suppose so.” Cloud took out his ultraly tight cell phone and called Zell. “Hey Zell can ya watch the kids?” Cloud asked. “Okay, I’ll swing by right now.” “No wait Zell.” Zell already hung up the phone. A knock was heard at the door. Nina opened it up to find Zell. “Hi!” He said. “Zell we don’t need you right now.” Nina said. Zell scratched his head, and then said “You and Cloud have a kid?” “What? NO! A science experiment went wrong and we need to make an antidote.” She said. “Okay…so uhhhhh, how much will I be getting paid?” Zell asked. “4 dollars.” “Make it 5.” “No, 4” “3 take it or leave it.” Zell said. “Uhhhhh...okay, 3 it is then.” She said. “And I get to keep this old bird cage.” Zell held up an old bird cage. “Ya get paid 3 dollars, and you can have three popsicles from the freezer.” “Four.” Zell said. “No three.” She countered. “Fine…uhhhhh, Nina? Can I sleep here tonight?” Zell asked. “No.” “Why not?” Zell asked. “Zell you live next door, why can’t you just walk over to your house?” She asked. “It’s too far.” Zell murmured. “Ugh, good night Zell.” Nina said as she shut the door.

Cloud was asleep on the couch; Nina went to her room and went to sleep.

The next day. Nina asked Cloud what he wanted to eat for breakfast. “I’m not hungry.” He answered plainly. “Cloud you have to eat something.” She said. “Fine, make me some bacon…and grits…and eggs, toast and pop tarts.” Cloud said. “I thought you said you weren’t hungry.” Nina asked. “…I changed my mind.” Cloud said. Nina shrugged and went into the kitchen and made Cloud’s breakfast. It took her about thirty minutes to complete. Cloud entered the kitchen and began to eat his breakfast. “NINA!!” Megan yelled from upstairs. “Yes?” Nina said. “I’M HUNGRY!! She yelled. “Okay.” Nina went upstairs and Megan was sitting up in her bed. “What do you want to eat?” Nina asked. “I want some pop tarts!” Nina nodded and went downstairs to get some pop tarts. She walked up to Cloud who was still eating. “Cloud can I have your pop tarts?” Nina asked. “No.” Cloud said. “Please?” She asked. “No.” He repeated. “Cloud, look behind you! It’s big foot!” Nina yelled. Cloud kept eating. Nina lowered her head, and then her face lit up. “CLOUD LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!! IT’S SEPHIROTH!!!” Cloud turned around. Nina took his pop tarts and ran upstairs. “HEY GET BACK HERE!!” Cloud cried out before running after Nina. Nina went to Megan and Kaze’s room; she gave Megan the pop tarts. Megan began to eat them. Cloud entered the room. Megan finished the last bite of the pop tarts. And then Kaze woke up, rubbing his eyes, he looked at Nina. “Nina can I have some pop tarts too?” He asked. “Sure Kaze.” Nina said, she was about to exit the room but Cloud was blocking her way. “Cloud, this is my house. I can kick you out anytime I feel like it.” Nina said. Cloud got out of her way. She entered the room a few minutes later with pop tarts. She handed them to Kaze. He began to eat them. “Cloud we should be getting down to the university.” Nina said, Cloud nodded.

They went to the front door, and Nina opened it to find Zell. He looked like crap. “Zell how did you sleep?” She asked. “I slept on your front porch.” He said. “Why?” She asked. “I dunno.” Zell said as he entered her home. Zell collapsed on the couch and went to sleep. Nina and Cloud left the house and went to the university. Megan and Kaze stared at Zell. “Now’s our chance to be bad.” Megan said. “Kaze, you go get the whip cream, I’ll go find a feather.” She said. Kaze nodded and went to the kitchen. They both walked up to Zell, Kaze sprayed some whip cream onto Zell’s hand, and Megan tickled Zell’s face with the feather. Zell swatted the feather away with his clean hand. She did it again. Zell rubbed the whip cream in his face. Megan and Kaze ran out of the room laughing. Zell tasted the whip cream that was smeared across his face, then he began to eat it. After that, Zell went to sleep. A knock was heard at the door.

Megan and Kaze went to see who it was. They opened the door to see Kadaj, Loz and Yazoo! “Is Cloud and his…friend here?” Kadaj asked. “No…and who are you?” Megan asked. “We are the silver haired men.” Kadaj said. “You look like girls to me.” Megan said. “No, were men.” Loz said. “Your girls.” She said. Kaze was rolling around the floor, laughing. “What’s your name?” Megan pointed at Yazoo. “Yazoo.” “Yahoo?” Megan said. “Yazoo.” He corrected. “That’s what I said Yahoo.” She said. Kaze was chuckling. “Are you sure your men?” Megan asked. “Yes.” Kadaj hissed. “Are you really sure?” She asked. “Yes.” He hissed. “Are you really, really, really sure?” Megan asked. Kadaj was silent. Zell walked up to Megan and Kaze. “Who are you?” Zell asked. “We’re the silver haired men.” Kadaj said. Megan tugged on Zell’s shorts, he bent down and Megan whispered into his ear, “Their really girls.” Zell nodded. “Do you know where Cloud and his friend went?” Kadaj asked. “They went to the university.” Zell answered. “Where’s that at?” Kadaj asked. “You go down little star lane, take a left, keep going until you reach the grocery store big dipper, then turn right and keep going, then you’ll be at the university.” Zell said. “Thanks.” Kadaj said as he got on his motor cycle. His trio left. Zell was about to go back to sleep but Megan cried out “I wanna play a game.” Zell rubbed his head but asked Megan what she wanted to play. “Cops and robbers…We’ll be the cops and Zell, you’ll be the robber.” Zell shrugged. He walked over to the coffee table and picked up a magazine. “We caught you red handed!” Megan and Kaze yelled. Zell ran out of the room screaming “You’ll never get me alive coppers!” Megan and Kaze got the duct tape and taped Zell to a chair. They closed all of the windows and blinds. They shined a lamp in Zell’s face. “I ain’t talkin!” Zell hissed. “Be quiet!” Megan said as she slapped Zell. A look of worry hit Zell’s face. “I gotta go to the bathroom!” He panicked. Megan and Kaze untapped Zell. He rushed to the bathroom. A few minutes later, Zell exit the bathroom with a look of relief on his face. “Want a popsicle?” He asked the children. “Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!” Megan said happily. “Sure!” Kaze said happily. Zell went to the freezer and handed Megan a red popsicle, Kaze a mystery flavored popsicle, and himself a yellow one. They sucked on their artificially flavored sweets. Not surprisingly, Megan got hyper, she ran around the house screaming, and then tripped, fell, and went to sleep. Kaze and Zell played Super smash bros. Melee. And Zell was losing badly, even though he was Ganondorf and Kaze was Pichu. Megan woke up. She wanted to play, and she was Zelda. It was two against one. Girls against guys. And Megan kicked Kaze and Zell’s butt I don’t know how many times.

At the university



Nina and Cloud were testing different concoctions on different plants. “Let’s try this one.” Cloud said as he poured an ebony colored liquid on a sun flower. The sun flower withered and died. “Okay…let’s leave that one alone.” Cloud said. Kadaj, Loz and Yazoo entered the room. “Hello Cloud and…friend.” Kadaj said. “I have a name you know.” Nina pointed out. “The names not important! What we’re here for is to kill you!” Loz said. Nina and Cloud just stood there. “…Both!” Yazoo said. Nina shoved Cloud out of the way and threw a dark blue colored liquid at the silver haired freaks. A smoke surrounded them. A few moments later it cleared, and what Nina and Cloud saw was even more shocking than what happened to Kaze and Megan. Kadaj, Loz, and Yazoo turned into…animals! Loz was a horse, Kadaj was a kitty, and Yazoo was a dog! Yazoo snarled, Kadaj hissed, and Loz stomped his feet. Nina thought for a minute. “You better be nice to Kaze and Megan or we’ll spay you!” Nina said. Loz and Yazoo gave Kadaj a sly smile. “…All three of you!” Cloud said. Kadaj, Loz and Yazoo lowered their heads. “Now act happy!” Nina ordered. Loz was neighing happily, Kadaj was meowing, and Yazoo was wagging his tail. “Good…now come with us!” Cloud ordered, but then he finally realized that he and Nina had gotten to the university by the transportation of a motorcycle. “Nina do you know how to ride a horse?” Cloud asked. “Yes…but I hate horses because they always try to bite me.” She said. “We’ll can you ride Loz home and I can take Kadaj and Yazoo because their small?” Cloud asked. “Fine…but you owe me for this.” Nina said. Nina rode Loz home and Cloud had to take Yazoo and Kadaj home. “Okay Loz, you better be the best horse you can be until we can find a cure okay?” Nina said. Loz nodded. Cloud didn’t say anything to Kadaj and Yazoo except. “Kadaj if you scratch me, I’ll spray you with the hose… and Yazoo…if you bite me I’ll put you to sleep.” Kadaj and Yazoo nodded.

When Nina and Cloud had finally gotten to the house, Megan and Kaze were sleeping, and Zell was singing the song American idiot. Megan was smiling and so was Kaze. “Hey…Zell.” Nina said. Zell turned around. “Hey guys how’s it goin?” He asked. “Fine…uhhhhh…do you want to get paid now?” She asked. Zell nodded. “Here you go.” Nina said as she handed Zell a fifty dollar bill. “Uhhhhh…thanks!” Zell said as he exits the house. Cloud gave Kaze and Megan a light shove. They woke up and rubbed their eyes. “Hey…Kaze…Megan…we’ve got a little surprise for you.” Nina said. “What is it?!” They both said. It was strange because they were wide awake all of a sudden. Nina whistled. Kadaj and Yazoo entered the room, as happy as can be…or so it seemed. “Wow!! You got a puppy and a kitty! But where’d you get them from? You said that there were no pet stores in Twilight town.” Megan and Kaze said in a confused tone. Nina and Cloud exchanged looks. “Uhhhhh…internet?” They both said. “Oh okay.” They said. Megan was petting Kadaj and Kaze was scratching Yazoo’s stomach.

They heard a neighing sound in the backyard, Megan and Kaze ran to the window to see Loz. “WOAH!!! A PONY!!!” They yelled. Nina and Cloud smiled, then they looked at each other…scowls crossed their faces as they avoided each others eye contact.

“You got us a pony?!” Megan and Kaze cried out. “…yes.” They both said. Kaze and Megan shouted with glee. “Okay we’ll name this one fluffy.” Megan said, pointing to Kadaj. “And we’ll name this one Blade.” Kaze said, holding Yazoo. “And we’ll name you.” Megan and Kaze thought for a minute. Trying to think of a name for Loz.



“How about Tsume?” Nina said. “What? Tsume?” Megan and Kaze said in confusion. “Yeah, Tsume. It means hoof in Japanese.” She pointed out. “Okay then…Tsume.” They said uneasily. Loz err…Tsume stomped his feet. “So Fluffy, Tsume and Blade…what a group.” Cloud said. Megan and Kaze went outside to play with their new pets. Kaze finally noticed something on Tsume’s left arm. “What’s this?” He asked himself. “I dunno…what is that?” Megan said, staring at the odd looking object. They were staring at Tsume’s weapon duel hound. “I wanna touch it.” Kaze said as he reached out to touch the object. Tsume stomped his foot as if saying “Don’t touch that!” Kaze and Megan stood back, and then they pet Tsume. “Good horsy…I bet that’s on there because you broke your ankle.” Megan said with a warm smile. Kaze was smiling.

Nina and Cloud were sitting on the ground, staring at the two children who were enjoying their gifts. “Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, WAIT!!!” Cloud said in confusion. “What?” Nina asked. “Why do we have to find a cure for them?” Cloud said. “…I promised Loz.” Nina murmured. “You made a promise with a horse!?” Cloud yelled. “…Yes.” Nina said. “So we have to find a cure for Megan, Kaze, and those silver haired freaks.” Cloud sighed. “So what are we going to do for right now?” Nina asked. “Hmmmm…looks like Megan and Kaze are going to be stuck like that for a little while. Nina, I think you should teach them about drugs.” Nina thought for a minute. “Why not you Cloud?” She asked. Cloud shrugged, then he got up, and called Megan and Kaze. They walked up to Cloud. “Megan, Kaze, Nina would like to tell you something.” He said. Kaze and Megan walked up to Nina. “Come with me.” She said as they walked out the door. Cloud just stood there, and then he went to the refrigerator.

Nina, Megan, and Kaze walked over to the Twilight town bar. “Okay…the lesson that I’m about to teach you is very important.” She said. Kaze and Megan nodded. “Drugs are bad and they can ruin your life…and this is what you do when someone offers them to you.” Nina waited for a minute. Then a random nobody walked up to her and said “Want some drugs?” Megan and Kaze gasped. “No, I don’t.” Nina answered plainly. “C’mon…just try em.” The guy urged. “I said NO!!!” Nina shouted as she punched the guy in the face and ran out of the bar with Kaze and Megan trailing behind. “COOL!!!” Kaze said happily. “If someone offers me drugs can I kick em where the sun don’t shine?” Megan asked. “Sure. You can do anything to them as long as it’s not illegal.” She answered. They all smiled. As soon as they reached Nina’s house, Kaze ran in to tell Cloud. “Nina punched some guy in the face!! And it was cool!!” He said happily. “What?! Why?!” Cloud asked. “He offered her drugs. And she said that we can do anything to them as long as it’s not illegal.” Megan informed. Cloud just sneered. “Megan, Kaze, go outside and uhhhhh play. The adults are going to have a little talk.” Cloud said. Kaze and Megan walked outside to play with Fluffy, Blade, and Tsume. Cloud closed the sliding glass door, and shut the blinds. “Listen Nina, as I said before Megan and Kaze are going to be stuck like that for a little while…and if we are going to take care of them like normal parents would…I think we should try to get along better.” Cloud said, avoiding eye contact. Nina stared at him as if lobsters were crawling out of his ears. “What are you saying Cloud?” Nina asked the blonde. Cloud blushed “Nothing! Nothing! I’m not trying to say anything! But I honestly think that it would help better if we got along.” “Help with what?” Nina asked. Cloud thought for a minute.



“I dunno it just would.” He said. “Cloud, ya gotta have a good reason for wanting us to get along better.” Nina said. “I just want to stop the constant bickering, and avoiding each others eye contact…you know…stuff like that.” Cloud said. “Cloud uhhhhh you’re avoiding my eye contact right at this moment.” Nina pointed out. Cloud finally realized that he had his back turned to her and was staring at the fire place. “I’m sorry.” Cloud said as he turned around. They both looked each other in the eyes. “I’m not too comfortable with this.” Nina murmured. Cloud nodded. “Well…forget the eye contact thing…we just need to stop bickering.” Cloud informed. “Since when do we bicker?” Nina asked. Cloud thought for a minute. “…Since when do we bicker?!” Cloud said aloud. Nina shrugged. They both heard a knock at the glass door. “Nina? Cwoud? What are you two doing in there?” Megan asked though the glass. Nina and Cloud exchanged looks. “Nothing.” They both said. “Oh…Can I come in then? Because I’m hungry.” Megan said. “Okay.” Nina said. Megan tried to open the door but it was locked. “Can someone open the door?” She asked. “Cloud open the door.” Nina said. Cloud went and opened the door. Megan trotted in with Fluffy close behind. She headed over to the refrigerator and ate everything that didn’t need to be cooked. “Uhhhhh Megan?” Nina asked. “Yeah?” She said. “Can you slow down?” Cloud said. Megan thought for a minute. “Ehhhh…how about I don’t and say I did?” Megan said happily. Cloud gritted his teeth. “That’s it! Quit scarfing down the food!” Cloud yelled impatiently.

“Megan…why don’t you go out side and play?” Nina said. Megan thought for another minute. “Well okay.” She said before exiting the room and going back outside. Nina walked up and locked the sliding glass door. She looked over to see Cloud with a look of hatred on his face and he was twitching. Nina snarled and shoved Cloud against the wall. Cloud was surprised. Nina had her sword up against his throat. “Are you so out of touch with your emotions that you have to act so coldly toward Megan and Kaze?” Nina hissed between her teeth. They both glared at each other. Kaze walked up to the glass window, Nina had forgotten to close the blinds. He was shocked when he saw Nina pinning Cloud against the wall. “Whoa!!! Megan!! Come er!! Nina’s about to kill Cloud!” He said happily, Megan rushed over and was as shocked as Kaze.

“Uhhhhh…Nina?” Cloud said. “What?!” She growled. Cloud turned his gaze over to Megan and Kaze. Nina released Cloud and walked up the sliding glass door. Kaze and Megan had weird looks on their faces. “Nina? …were you about to kill Cwoud?” Megan asked, with a worried look on her face. Nina looked at Cloud. “No.” She said. “Then why did you have your sword up against his throat?” Kaze asked. Nina began to stammer. A sly smile crossed Kaze and Megan’s faces. “Were you going to kiss him?” They asked. “What?! NO!!!” Nina cried out. “It looks like it.” They said happily. “Well I was NOT going to kiss him!!” Nina shouted. Kaze and Megan began to chuckle. “Sure…” Megan and Kaze said happily. Nina made a grimacing noise and entered the house, pushing Cloud down and stepping on him in the process. She then slammed the door. Megan and Kaze ran up and helped Cloud up. “Cwoud let’s play a game with our new pets!” Megan said happily. Cloud sighed “Okay…what do you want to play?” Megan and Kaze thought for a minute. Due to the sound of motorcycle wheels screeching, Cloud figured out that Nina had headed towards the university, to find a cure. “Cwoud we can’t think of a game!” Megan and Kaze complained. Cloud sighed. “Cant you two take naps or something?” He asked. Kaze and Megan shrugged but entered the house, walked upstairs, and went to sleep on their individual beds. Cloud sat on the grass, rubbing his head.

At the university



“What is the stupid cure?!” Nina cried out. “Okay…this is the last one…and then I give up.” Nina sighed as she mixed two more liquids together. She then poured a small amount in a plant…and surprisingly, the plant had grown to its full size. Nina’s eyes widened. “Who would’ve thought that the cure was beef broth and mellow yellow?” She thought. She took a good size amount in a container and was about to exit the building. But then she thought about Kadaj, Loz and Yazoo. (A.KA. Fluffy, Tsume and Blade.) “Darn, now I have to find a cure for them as well.” Nina thought, recalling the so-called promise that she made with Loz. Nina stopped where she was and went back to the cafeteria, if she could find a cure for Megan and Kaze there, she could certainly find a cure for the three silver haired freaks. Nina tried a concoction on another plant, more like a Venus fly trap. The Venus fly trap then grew eyes, and hair, and was covered with a tissue that was similar to the toughness of the human skin. Nina was surprised, astonished, flaberghastured. “Who would’ve thought that the cure for turning animals into humans was chicken noodle soup…and vegetable oil?” Nina thought, she put that concoction in a large container, and before she knew it, she was on her way back to her house.

When she’d gotten back to her house, she saw Cloud banging his head on the wall repeating the words “Why?! Why?! Why?! Why?! Why?! WHY?!?!” “Uhhhhh Cloud?” Nina asked. “What?!” Cloud yelled. “I found a cure.” She said. Cloud’s eye’s widened. “Really? You…you’ve found a cure?” He asked. Nina nodded. A wave of joy swept across Cloud as he grinned from ear to ear. Nina knew that Cloud would smile from time to time, but this…this was scary. “YES!!!” Cloud cried out. “We have to give it to Megan and Kaze.” She said. Cloud thought for a minute. “Let’s slip it into their drinks.” He informed. “I think they’ll notice it.” Nina murmured. “How?” Cloud asked. “The concoction is beef broth and mellow yellow.” Nina said. “I think we’ll drip it onto there sandwiches.” Cloud said. “Okay…I’ll make them peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.” Nina said. Cloud nodded as they entered the house. Kaze and Megan were still asleep. Nina was in the kitchen, making some peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, Cloud walked in and stared at Nina. “How can you cook so well?” He asked. “I don’t know.” She answered. “Because I can’t cook for crap.” Cloud said. Nina shrugged. “Are they finished yet?” Cloud asked. Nina nodded. Cloud snatched the sandwiches from Nina, raced upstairs, chuckling. Cloud walked into Kaze and Megan’s room, he set the sandwiches on the side of their beds. “Megan…Kaze.” Cloud said, shaking Megan then Kaze. They both woke up, rubbing their eyes. “Yeah?” they both said. “Eat these.” Cloud said, nearly shoving the sandwiches in their faces. Megan and Kaze both took bites. A puff of blue smoke surrounded them. Cloud clasped his hands over his mouth, trying to keep from inhaling the smoke. As soon as it cleared, Kaze and Megan were back to normal. “Yo Cloudy wolf!” Megan said happily. “Hey Cloud.” Kaze said in a dull tone. “Yes!” Cloud said silently. Meanwhile, Nina had long since given the other antidote to Kadaj, Loz, and Yazoo. They were humans again, and they thanked Nina by giving her a group hug. “Okay…you can stop now.” Nina said. Kadaj, Loz, and Yazoo released her from their group hug of doom. They all made a vow to stop ambushing Cloud and/or tying him to a chair and making him watch Care bear’s journey to joke-a-lot. So with Megan and Kaze back to normal, everything seemed just fine. But now Nina was terrified of having kids.

[Sephiroth_spawn]

OMG poor cloud..BEING TORTURED AND HAVING HIS POPTARTS STOLEN RIGHT UNDER HIS NOSE!!!!!!!!! I love it...uuhhhh9/10

[bladewielder]

*says while rolling on floor*XD ah!!! that is really funny!! I love it!!!!! poor Cloud....very very funny!!! *takes poptarts from everyone and hands them to Cloud* yay!! now you have poptarts!!
Cloud:

[Krazy]

Thanks for the opinions!! ^_^

[Monkey master]

Cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllll!!!!

[Thelonepickle]

Twas hilarious. Shank you for this fic. *steals and runs away, to read it alone!!!*

Muahahahahahahahahahaha.

[Katattack]

That.................was wonderful!!!!

I laughed, I cried, I played Kingdom Hearts! I mean.........*throws sentences at Pickle*