Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: A tale of four losers!
( Now I'm putting on hold my Jet Set Radio fan fic for something I think people here know. This is a parody of the first Crystal Chronicles for the Game Cube. The fic is meant to be funny and will focus on the game's story lightly.)
Chapter 1: So what are we doing again?
Once upon a time in the land of Um, Alamo. Yeah that's it Alamo. The many people of land needed to power giant Crystals in small villages to save their sorry skins from a dark purple mist called Miasma. Every one hundred years or something like that, the Village of KHInsider would call on four suckers to carry a bucket and travel the world to find the power source of the Crystals Mru. This task would most likely get the four people killed but if they were lucky most of them would come back alive and be heroes to their Village.
Let's meet the poor saps I mean heroes.
The bright blue sky covered the medieval Village of KHInsider. The town was well built by the giant trees that surrounded it. The forest was also close by a waterfall. Inside the gates that guarded to village was at the center a small pool full with two pillars supporting the large, blue, and diamond shaped Crystal. It protected the towns people from dying by the hands of the dark mist with it's Prue Azure Aura. The aura would usually be seen as a barrier around the village but lately the barrier was starting to shrink. That meant that it needed Mru, the liquid of the booze spirits to charge it back to it's full force.
The town had put random sixteen year old of each race to go and get the Mru.
At 7:30 all of the races of the town:The Clavats, Yukes, Selkies, and Lilties, or as they called each other out racesal spite. The dumb asses, Ugly brainy acts, Sonic the Hedgehog lovers, and Midgets finally figured out who they wanted to go.
In the Clavats distract which was the lower part of the town that had most of the shops and food carts. On top of a chair was the Clavats wise elder. He pretty much looked like every stereotypical old man in a video game. Next to him was a brown haired boy in a worn out yellow tunic, worn yellow pants, and brown shoes. His hazel eyes were closed due to him being asleep. The Elder yelled.
"Lanydx you retard wake up!" Lanydx woke up with a startle. "Bacon!" Lanydx muttered. The Elder snapped at him. "Did you even listen to what I said?" He asked.
Lanydx dazley asked. "What am I doing again?" The elder just gave him a bucket and an axe.
"Just go." The elder told him. Lanydx slowly walked away from the distract.
At the gate Lanydx were greeted by a Red robed Yuke holding a staff, a girl Selkie with blue hair, wearing a green tube top and and green Mini Skirt, and a Lilt covered in armor.
The Yuke was the first to speak. "So your coming with us? I'm Zero by the way. That's madammina the Selkie, and the midget is Lee Roy." Zero said while pointing at the two other people. Lanydx grinned. "Yep I'm Lanydx. Zero was thinking
"Dear God this guy is going to get us all killed." Madammina smiled. "Nice to meet you both." She said. Lee Roy pushed the three away to get them moving. "Come on, we will have plenty of time to act like we like each other. Let's go!" He yelled impolitely.
"Ok no need to push." They yelled. Zero thought to himself. "I'm kicking his ass later." As they walked away form their home. Lanydx stopped. "Um guys where'd the bucket go?" He asked. It was still at the Clavats's distract . Lanydx yelled. "Doh!!!"
End of chapter.
( I plan on making it allot more funnier. Hope this is better. Please R and R or tell me what you what to happen.)