Stuck in the Host Club

[Bellaisima358]

OMIGOD! Riku has no choice, does he? Aw....poor Riku....

[Hikari]

Oooo I love love love!!!!!
I honestly am really loving this fanfiction!
Plus I love everything you write regardless Zipporahss

[Choc]

Aw man, I wanted Riku to get mistaken for a girl. T-T

[JustCallMeShadow]

Poor Riku! Can you put anything else KH related in the fanfic?

[Zipporahss]

Originally Posted by JustCallMeShadow

Poor Riku! Can you put anything else KH related in the fanfic?

What do you mean? Well, don't worry other characters will be introduced I have two original characters and four kh character. The story is going to be on Ouran High School for a big chunk of the story but it will still have KH in it, I assure you. I should be updating the next chapter a few days, and around the teen chapters we will see Heartless and Nobodies. I don't if I answered your question or not but I hope I did. ^^

[JustCallMeShadow]

Thank you for answering! ^__^

[varsha]

poor riku.
Hope you put some more kh stuff in other than just the characters.

[TwilightRiku_13]

Those evil little bastards!!! That was cold, making those fangirls go after Riku if he didn't join the Host Club. Seriously, Riku better get to kicking ass and taking names. Anyway, great job, and I look forward to more.

[JustCallMeShadow]

Riku and fangirls don't mix...

[sassysis10]

I'm loving this story! Good job. Can't wait for more.

[Zipporahss]

Here you go! Sorry I haven't actually posted in a while, I've been sorta busy so here it is! The next chapter... lol

Enjoy!

Stuck in the Host Club
Ch. 3
Deal

Riku heard voices, was he dead? Was he dreaming? And why did his head hurt? Riku squeezed his eyes closed. He held his head and sat up.

“You’re awake!” the voice of the youngest boy cheered. “Kyoya, Tamaki, he’s awake!”

“That’s good, I thought for sure he’d be out for the next week or so,” the girl finally spoke. “But Kyoya that was harsh, why’d you go and do that?”

‘What the heck happened,’ he held his head tighter, he realized he was on the sofa that they were sitting on earlier, he never left. “Ow,” he moaned.

“Here, have some tea,” Honey spoke; his soft, cute voice was kind. He held the cup up and waited for the silver headed boy to take it.

Riku looked at it for a second and shook his head. His eyes widened, he jumped up, “Oh, crap! My test!” Riku scrambled for his books and stuffed them in his book bag and jetted for the door. He swung it open and just as quickly swung it closed. “Can’t you at least send them away?!” Riku yelled, seeing those girls again made him want to puke.

“No, I can’t… but if you join the club I could pull a few strings.” Kyoya answered pressing his glasses up his nose.

“Can’t you lie to them?”

“What’s the point in doing that, they saw you twice.” The twins said.

“Crap…” he muttered. They were right, and on top of that Kyoya probably told them he was here anyway.

“You could always jump out the window,” the twins had an evil look about them as if they were giving him a deadly option.

Riku widened his eyes in realization. “Of course!”

Riku ran to the window and opened it, he looked down, he was sure he could make it, he had seven minutes until class started, he could make it. His limit was three stories, any higher he’d get hurt a little. He’d stun his ankles a little only enough to make them feel a sting. But three stories, no problem. Riku smirked and turned to his capturers. “See ya later, Saps!” Riku jumped out the window leaving them all stunned with amazement.

“No! You’ll-” the girl ran to the window half expecting him to be crying out of pain of a broken leg. “He’s running?”

“What?” the others ran to the window.

“He’s going to be a handful,” Kyoya said as he pushed his glasses back up his nose.

*K

Riku made in time for his test, he had three minutes to spare. He took the test which, for his class anyway, took the whole period. Riku spent his extra time looking over his notes, checking which ones he got wrong from what he could remember. Based of his memory and his notes he passed the test. He almost killed himself going to that room, and he didn’t even have to cram. He felt foolish now.

Riku felt sick but didn’t feel like going to the nurse, he rested his head and took a nap, when he woke the bell rung. Riku slowly collected his books. That was his last class of the day. He felt so much better. He didn’t feel like puking and although he had embarrassed himself, passing out he felt good soiling their plans for him.

Riku was the last one to leave, even the teacher was gone. Riku cracked his neck and headed for the door. He slams the door shut after opening it.

Fangirls (insert psycho music).

At least he didn’t have to puke or anything: he had a large anime sweat droplet though. His eyebrow twitched in frustration.

Riku had to think of a way out. Riku looked around, ‘Windowless, crap!’ he looked around some more, ‘No vents, crap,’ he couldn’t think of anything. With no options that he liked he was stuck. He banged his head against the door. The other door was also blocked by girls so he was completely surrounded. Odd they weren’t trying to break down the door; the ones he dealt with almost destroyed a local park trying to find him. He bangs his head more; he had to think of something.

“Joining the club will be healthier for you if you’re going to do that all day,” the twins spoke. Riku looked up and turned around. All of them were there except the girl.

“How the heck did you get in here?”

“They don’t want us,” the twins answered together, grimly.

Riku sighed and flopped in a desk chair. “Okay I give up, I’ll join but only if those girls stay off me.”

“Why? Are you gay?” Tamaki asked.

“Wha- no! Just because I don’t want those girls doesn’t mean…are you?” Riku grinned darkly.

“No,” Tamaki said, “But if I was I’d be the cutest one ever!”

Riku rolled his eyes. “Get rid of the girls or I won’t join.”

“Riku, remember what I said? You have to see every girl,” Kyoya said.

“Yeah, I remember,” he said, ‘It looks like only a hundred girls, so if I see two or three at a time I’ll be done with them and the club in fifty days.’ he liked those odds, “I’ll see no more than three girls at a time.”

“Okay, so have we got a deal?” Tamaki asked.

“Yeah,” Riku answered. “Now can you get rid of them?”

“Not so fast, you have to wear the school uniform if you’re going to be in the club,” Honey said, his cute voice was killing Riku now.

“But… okay, fine,” Riku groaned, he was now being forced to wear the ugly uniform.

“Yay! We have a new member!” The twins cheered.

Riku groaned, his eyebrow twitching again, ‘I’m going to die of insanity before I graduate from this place… alive AND sane.’

[Zipporahss]

Here's another one for making you wait so long.

Enjoy!

Stuck in the Host Club
Ch. 4
Club meeting

The next day Riku had bought three weeks worth of the school uniform, the stupid things weren’t machine washable. ‘What the heck was that all about? Not being machine washable, what kind of idiot…’ he cut himself off. Thinking about it would only make it worse.

Riku had no choice but to wear it to school now, he wasn’t happy about that. He wore it lazy like, the tie wasn’t completely up and the jacket wasn’t buttoned all the way. He really wasn’t into dressing like that.

Riku walked to school today, he lived close enough, he mind as well. Riku held his book bag over one shoulder and held the strap with that hand of that side. The other hand held his Ipod that was in his pocket, his Ipod was blasting.

Riku frowned; every time he looked down he had to see the ugly uniform. He sighed, if continued to complain about it things wouldn't get better. Riku was near the entrance now; he paused to take the earphones out of his ear.

“Good morning!”

Riku shuddered, he buried his neck in his shoulders, he slowly turned around. Riku saw Honey behind him. He was next to Mori; the whole club was standing behind him.

“Good morning…” Riku stuffed his Ipod in his pocket. He tried not to groan so much.

“You look so awesome in the uniform,” Tamaki said.

“Thanks…” Riku grinned nervously, that was the first nice thing someone said to him all that time he was in the school that wasn’t from the teachers. “Why are you here so early?”

“Why are you here so early?” one of the twins asked, oddly they didn’t talk together.

“I like to come early, get some extra credit in, spend time in the library before too many people get there and enjoy an empty building every once and a while.” Riku answered.

“We do that too,” Tamaki said.

Riku’s grin vanished, “Sure you do,” Riku had a sinister ring in his voice, “Where do you go in the morning? I never see you,” Riku waited for an answer. Knowing he was lying.

Tamaki felt like he was outdone. The twins waited for their boss to answer and Honey and Mori did nothing. Kyoya on the other hand had a smirk and walked away. The girl rolled her eyes and walked away also. Riku still didn’t get his name.

“We’re around,” Tamaki finally answered.

Riku rolled his eyes and turned away, “Sure,” he walked away, he headed for the library, no one was there, not even the fangirls, what a surprise.

Kyoya was using him; Riku couldn’t believe that he had fallen so low on the food-chain of high school. ‘Darn them,’ Riku sat at a desk and looked over his notes, organized as usual, but some how a mess. Riku looked over his notes until the bell rung for his first class. He hadn’t seen hide or tail of the Host Club all day after that.

Until the end of his last class, they walked in and beckoned Riku to follow.

“I know where the club room is,” Riku frowned, were they going to do this to him every day?

Riku went ahead of them and didn’t look back to see if they were talking behind his back. Riku tried his hardest to keep his cool.

‘I can’t wait until the holiday break, I’ll go see Sora and maybe, hopefully, convince the parents to take me away from this place. I can’t stand it! Not that the school system isn’t nice, the teachers are nice, or that the lunch is bad but them… they, those rich kids, are getting on my nervous, as much as I hate coffee, I know what instant coffee is. On top of that they had no idea what the heck pre-paid cell phone is! It’s not that hard, the words are right there and this “Commoner” stuff, what the heck is that all about, I’m getting sick of hearing that word, I HAVE a name! Dag, they’re so shallow!’

“Commoner, you have customers, you must hurry,” Tamaki broke his thoughts.

“Customers?” Riku paused and looked at him over his shoulder.

“The fangirls,” Mori said. His voice was flat and dead, did he share emotion? Riku then wondered if he was a Nobody or something.

Riku felt like a statue, he couldn’t move at the sound of that word.

Honey walked up to Riku and pulled his clothes, “What?” Riku looked at him.

“Hurry!” Honey started to run, and he dragged Riku with him to the room. Honey threw Riku into the room and the doors closed behind the group. The room of pink was filled with tables, chairs, and sofas. Girls were chattering to themselves in whispers, they were waiting for the Host Club.

“Are you serious?” Riku said under his breath.

“Very,” Kyoya said. “All of the fangirls and then you’ll be free.”

“All… of…”

“Don’t pass out,” the twins caught the silver headed teen as he swayed.

“Just go to that table over there and talk to them and answer their questions unless it’s too personal,” Tamaki said. He walked over to where three girls waited and he touched on softly on the cheek and the girl almost fainted.

Riku sighed stood up straight and walked over to where Tamaki told him to go. Riku has his one hand stuffed in his pocket. Riku had to stop sulking before he got to that table, he had a feeling that Kyoya would make up a rule that if the girls aren’t happy they stay until they are. Riku had to please them without losing his clothes, stuff and… virginity.

Riku has a round table waiting for him, there two girls waiting they were looking at pictures. At Riku inched closer he could see the pictures. When he was close enough he saw that the pictures were of him. Riku paused for a second; he didn’t remember taking these, with his eyes closed? What the heck, he rarely took pictures and rarely did he blink in a photo anyway. Where did these pictures come from?

“You were out cold and I took a couple of pictures to sell,” Kyoya spoke, he was right behind Riku.

Riku’s eyes were covered by his silver bang and although Kyoya and the others couldn’t see it he was fusing, he wanted nothing more than to summon his Keyblade and knock the mess out of him, heck he didn’t need his Keyblade for that. Riku exhaled, he calmed down quickly, he sat at the table with the girls.

Riku was starting to think it over. ‘Fangirls aren’t so bad, if I charm them they’ll leave, if I run they’ll hunt me down, I’d rather sit with them than be in this club.’ Riku folded his arms.

“Hi… I’m… Nia… I… have… been… a fan… for… years… every since I… first… saw you…” the girl was trying her hardest to be calm. If she was the fangirl she claimed to be she’d know that Riku hated girls drooling all over him the way fangirls did. If a girl liked him fine, if two or three, whatever but if over thousands that were willing to stalk him, and rip him into pieces then he had a problem.

“Hi,” Riku replied to the girls, he tried to grin, at least he should seem nice, these girls never been so close to him in their lives. He kept his one hand in his pocket.

“I’m embarrassing you!” the same girl jumped up, Nia, she was crying.

Riku got up to chase after her, “No,” Riku caught her and held her close, ‘Crap, this will only drag more to the school,’ he thought. “You didn’t even ask me a question, you haven’t embarrassed me, you’re fine.” Riku released her. “If you want to go, I won’t stop you, just don’t hurt yourself.”

The girl stared blankly at him. Then she fell to the floor, she screamed and pulled her cell phone out of her pocket and dialed a number, she was still on the floor.

“He touched me! He touched me!”

‘Oh crap…’ Riku realized his little stunt just cost him more girls. ‘Please, oh please be talking to your mother, please,’ Riku begged. “Don’t pass out, c’mon sit.” He beckoned her.

The girl jumped quickly and bowed multiple times and took her seat. “Riku, I’m so in love with you it’s not even funny! And… you’ve… you’ve made my dreams come true! You touched me!”

Riku smirked. He thought for a moment, ‘Maybe I can handle this, the girl is clearly a fangirl but she didn’t attack me, or maybe Kyoya sold them pictures to keep them calm.’

“So, Riku, besides sparring what else do you like to do with Sora and Kairi?” the girls quickly grabbed notebooks and pens and started writing.

‘They know about them too?’ Riku sighed, “Well, I like to challenge Sora to any thing we do, food eating, racing, staring, and anything else that comes to mind.”

The girls wrote down every word. Riku thought for a moment and waited. He had a feeling what was next. He prepared himself.

“Do you have any feeling towards Sora or Kairi?”

“No, they’re just friends,” Riku knew that was coming sooner or later.

The girls wrote down every single word. “So what’s your favorite food?”

“I don’t know, I like anything I can swallow, really,” Riku answered with a shrug. They liked that, him shrugging. Riku had to admit this wasn’t as painful as he thought. It was easy to talk to them when they were calm and not trying to eat him or tear him apart. But he still hated it. Being forced to talk to girls was something he didn’t like. His parents did the same thing to him. They’ve been trying to play match-maker for years, one of the many reasons why he and Kairi were close.

“So, what happened to you and your friends that year you were gone?”

Riku didn’t see this one coming, he thought for a few moments, he’d have to lie, telling them about the Keyblades and other worlds was something they had to keep secret, as requested in Mickey’s letter to them when the got back home. What could he say? He had to say something, he couldn’t just leave them empty handed. “Um… well, I was…all over the place.” That was perfect, he’s telling the truth but not the whole truth.

“Really? Where?”

“Um… well… I can’t really say, I traveled around with Sora and for a while with Kairi but we didn’t really know where we were, we only knew where we were going,” Riku grinned.

“Where was that?”

“I guess… well, we were taking a journey and we were going to where ever the road took us.”

“Wow!” said the girl who wasn’t asking all the questions, Nia.

“So what did you see? Make any friends?”

“Not as many as Sora did, I was more or less the enemy,” Riku answered. The girls wrote down the words and looked up to the clock. They sighed. Nia started to tear up.

“Oh, we gotta go,” the one with all the questions stood. “I’m the Vice President of your fan club, Riku, I’m Ashley,” she stuck out her hand for him to shake it. Riku shook her hand standing. She kept herself calm; maybe that’s why the other girl, Nia, was behaving. “Thank you Riku, I will tell the world of what I’ve learned.”

Riku nodded once and grinned. “I’m glad you and Nia were able to keep calm, I don’t like it when girls are trying to attack me,” Riku shared hoping she’d share the news to the other fangirls, that would make his service easier to this club.

“Thank you, I’ll tell the others, but, oh, here’s a heads up, the President is coming soon, she requested that she talk to you last, she’s very nice and is very kind, she’ll be very calm, she’s addicted to you and that she’s in love with you, I was told to shared the message.”

“Thank you,” Riku nodded once again.

Ashley and Nia walked off. Riku then realized that he wouldn't see them again. He hoped that they weren’t the last calm fangirls he’d every meet. They walked through the doors and were gone. Riku sighed. He folded his arms, was that it? Was that all he had to do?

“You did a great job, Riku,” Tamaki walked up to him and threw his arms around him.

“Get off of me,” Riku pushed him off, “I don’t care what a great job I did, once I’m finished talking to these girls I’m leaving,” his icy blue eyes were filled with a slight anger.

“You’re a mixture of all of us, what a surprise,” Honey said. He tightly hugged his bunny.

“Two down, two hundred thousand, forty-nine thousand and nine hundred ninety eight to go.”

Riku looked at Kyoya whose eyes were peering over the edge of his notebook. Riku was wide eyed and threw his head back. “Crap…” Riku saw nothing but the blackness that consumed his sight.

[Zipporahss]

Here's the last one for the day!

Enjoy!

Stuck in the Host Club
Ch. 5
Some Questions

Riku was very happy it was Friday.

He’d hope to be away from the Host Club all weekend unless they had no choice but to be together, he hoped not. He had no interest in spending time with them.

He sighed, walking to school was comforting, he enjoyed his Ipod longer than he ever expected while walking. He has talked with twenty girls, (he had joined the Host Club on Tuesday), and was glad to say that he was free from them for two days. Apparently the girls were well behaved, other than their shaking, they were fine.

Riku thought about it, the club, there was no meeting today (odd because Tamaki explained that they have meetings every day of the school week), so with his luck he wouldn't see them this morning. Kyoya especially, he was so… evil. His thinking pattern was very evil, if not uncommon and uncanny.

Riku entered the gate; the school’s clock tower was yards away but stood so tall and so big that it was like it was standing right over him. Riku grinned, his school back as home was stupidly small, and this school was huge. It was like comparing a raisin to a watermelon.

Riku went to the library; to his surprise the Host Club didn’t stalk him. They were gone, he couldn’t sense them, but he knew they’d be here soon.

After he spent an hour in the library Riku collected his books and headed to his class, he took the long way this time, and he wanted to walk a little longer.

Riku looked to the sky it was windy and a little chilly, but he was glad that it wasn’t going to rain.

He knew that for sure, being of the middle of light and darkness had it’s advantages, he could tell when a bad storm was coming and when a good day would come. He could tell the difference between dangerous things and non-dangerous things. Horror films didn’t scare him- like they should- or rather like they scare Kairi or Sora. Riku could see as clear as day in the dark of night, and if he wanted to he could fight with his eyes closed. And most of all he could tell who had darkness in their heart and who didn’t.

Riku made it to his room, ‘Wow, I can’t believe I thought about my Keyblade and my position in this world, its been a while since I held it, I would love to hold it again. But with my luck, living in an area with virtually no crime, there’s no way I can use it.’ Riku sighed opened the door and quickly lowered his head in annoyance. ‘Talk about bad luck…’

“Good morning!”

“Why are you here, in my class room?” Riku’s eyes were covered by his bang, but he was red hot with anger and annoyance. All of them except for-thank goodness- Kyoya and the girl, he still didn’t know her name.

“We decided to ‘hang out with you,’” said Honey.

Riku rolled his eyes, “You can’t ‘hang out’ with me,” Riku took his seat, to his dismay Tamaki was next to him. His blue eyes stared at him, curious.

“Why not?” Tamaki asked.

“You can’t ‘hang out’ in school, hanging out is after school or between classes,” Riku explained. He reached into his book bag and pulled out a book.

“Hmmm…” Tamaki continued to study Riku with his blue eyes. “I understand, you think we’re shallow, don’t you?”

“Huh?” Riku could only say, he was stumped that the blonde one of all the members read his mind.

“Well, let me share something with you, in Kyoya’s words, we’re all idiots, but don’t think for a second that we’re foolish and ignorant we know about Commoners because of Haruhi, besides that we’re all very observant, and so are you,” Tamaki pointed out. “We notice that you don’t have friends, that’s why we’re here, to give you some company.”

Riku couldn’t believe it, as weird and annoying as they were, they had some… kindness and… caring about them. They weren’t the snotty people he had always pictured. But Kyoya on the other hand…

But why did they care for his social life? It didn’t make sense, Riku was a loner when he needed to be so why did they care? It didn’t affect their rich lives.

“But what I don’t understand is why. Why don’t you have friends? You’ve been here for two weeks, you should have made at least one friend by now,” Tamaki started to study him again.

Riku sighed, he placed his book down, he wasn’t going to read it, that was clear. Riku’s eyes closed as he thought. He lifted his head and started to explain. “This place isn’t for me, I thought it’d be hard, difficult, a challenge but I guess life is too good to me, this place is barely a fight.”

“You like violence?!” Tamaki sounded like a girl for a second, Riku grinned.

“No, I mean… when I heard of this place I thought that in order for me to get straight A’s was to study until I couldn’t study no more until I became a zombie but… clearly it’s no different than my school back home. These honor’s class is hard but not as hard as I hoped it’d be.”

“Was life always like this for you?” Karou asked. One of the twins asked. He tilted his head and waited for him to answer.

“No… school was tough for me in middle school, I could never get an A, C’s were my highest and the only thing I was good at was gym and sparing. But… after…” Riku sighed, he turned his head away from them, he hid his face, “That night… it was so hard…”

“What was so hard?” the twin pressed.

“I… when I disappeared I almost killed my best friend, more than once, and… I enjoyed it, but when I finally got back life became too easy. I passed tests, quizzes, everything with flying colors and I never had a second thought. My disappearance gave me something that I wish I never found.”

Tamaki’s eyes were still on him. The twins stare at him, studying, Honey and Mori exchanged looks. “What happened to you, when you disappeared?” asked Mori.

Riku shook his head. “It’s not for me to share,” Riku sighed. “It was hard, one whole year of pain, the relief finally came when I was forgiven by Sora, that sap, he didn’t even bring it up again.” Tamaki tilted his head, and continued to study. After a while, when they didn’t ask him any more questions about his life, Riku turned to them. “Why do you call me that?” he asked.

“What?” Honey asked, cheerfully.

“A ‘Commoner’?”

“Oh… that’s what we have known people to be who were poorer than us,” the twins answered, splitting the sentence in half for each to say.

Riku holds back a laugh then chuckles, he had to let some of it go, “That’s it?! Because I…I always over think things, and I thought it meant something else!” he laughed.

“You hate that name don’t you?” Tamaki asked, his eyes were still studying.

“Of course I do, why would So… I mean, would I like that name?”

Tamaki grinned, he seemed to be thinking of something meaningful, Riku wondered if he had figured something out. Riku looked at Tamaki for a moment, he was optimist like Sora but was silly and very emotional. He was… almost the opposite of him.

Riku could handle dealing with him but the others maybe not. He couldn’t be sure anymore, they were caring for his social life, more than he thought they would. Riku had to admit, he was grateful for someone to talk to, Tamaki knew him and yet he didn’t. Riku had no friends, other than the ones to his right, all waiting and silently thinking.

The room started to fill up. The teacher walked in also. Riku pulled out his books and other things out and waited, he slouched in his chair as he waited for the bell to ring.

“Riku, enjoy class,” Tamaki’s blue eyes turned to him but his head never moved from his facing forward position.

“You… too,” Riku replied. The bell rung and class begun.

[Bellaisima358]

Tamaki seems so nice....and the fangirls didn't kill him! Yay!

[varsha]

Riku is still alive!
Yay,