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Old July 31st, 2009, 11:11 PM   #1
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((For the seldom people who know me, I know I've been gone for a pretty long time... Anyway, no copyright intended if any.))

Note: The mentions of KH3 are, of course, not real.

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Sora walked through the hallways of KH Studios with the Kingdom Hearts III Script in hand with a jubilant smile on his face. He saw Riku walking from the opposite direction. "RIKU! RIKU! I got the Kingdom Hearts III Script!", Sora shouted, running towards him.
"Let me see...", Riku said, grabbing the script from Sora and reading through his lines. "WTF is this?", Riku asked, pointing to a part in the script.
"Oh, I editted the script to my liking!", Sora said, smiling. "Yeah? Well I'm not going to do it!", Riku answered, with a smug look of confidence on his face...
"...", Sora kicked Riku in the nut-sack, when Riku's head collided to the ground, Sora grabbed his hair and started kicking him in the face.
"YOU DON'T. FUCKING. TALK TO ME. LIKE THAT. YOU LITTLE. PIECE. OF SHIT!!!", Sora shouted, kicking Riku in-between words. Sora finally slammed Riku's face to the ground, shouting "GET THE FUCK UP. GET THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!", Sora shouted, spitting on Riku. Sora grabbed Riku's hair again, shouting in his face.
"WHAT'S YOUR LINE, RIKU?!?! WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING LINE!?!", Sora asked with enraged eyes.
Riku coughed up some blood before speaking "So-Sora... Will you g-go out with me?", Riku asked, with blood dripping from his nose.
"OMG, Riku! Of course! :3", Sora said with satisfaction as he glomped Riku.

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Yeah.....
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Old July 31st, 2009, 11:14 PM   #2
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OMG! That was halarious!
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Old July 31st, 2009, 11:16 PM   #3
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ha ha that was funny ! :D
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Old July 31st, 2009, 11:18 PM   #4
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lmao xD i thought that was pretty good :3
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Old July 31st, 2009, 11:22 PM   #5
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Iloved that! Funnyness!!
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Old August 1st, 2009, 12:34 AM   #6
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Lol, that was very funny!
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Old August 1st, 2009, 12:36 AM   #7
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o, didn't expect the gayness at the end.
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Old August 1st, 2009, 12:45 AM   #8
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That was funny, but Sora was too OOC for me. I'd expect Riku to act like that instead of Sora.
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Old August 1st, 2009, 02:30 AM   #9
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WTF!!! Oh my God, that was funny!!! I more expected to see Riku acting like Sora was, but it was still funny to see Sora like that. Anyway, good job, and I look forward to more of your stories.
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Old August 1st, 2009, 02:33 AM   #10
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((For the seldom people who know me, I know I've been gone for a pretty long time... Anyway, no copyright intended if any.))

Note: The mentions of KH3 are, of course, not real.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Sora walked through the hallways of KH Studios with the Kingdom Hearts III Script in hand with a jubilant smile on his face. He saw Riku walking from the opposite direction. "RIKU! RIKU! I got the Kingdom Hearts III Script!", Sora shouted, running towards him.
"Let me see...", Riku said, grabbing the script from Sora and reading through his lines. "WTF is this?", Riku asked, pointing to a part in the script.
"Oh, I editted the script to my liking!", Sora said, smiling. "Yeah? Well I'm not going to do it!", Riku answered, with a smug look of confidence on his face...
"...", Sora kicked Riku in the nut-sack, when Riku's head collided to the ground, Sora grabbed his hair and started kicking him in the face.
"YOU DON'T. FUCKING. TALK TO ME. LIKE THAT. YOU LITTLE. PIECE. OF SHIT!!!", Sora shouted, kicking Riku in-between words. Sora finally slammed Riku's face to the ground, shouting "GET THE FUCK UP. GET THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!", Sora shouted, spitting on Riku. Sora grabbed Riku's hair again, shouting in his face.
"WHAT'S YOUR LINE, RIKU?!?! WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING LINE!?!", Sora asked with enraged eyes.
Riku coughed up some blood before speaking "So-Sora... Will you g-go out with me?", Riku asked, with blood dripping from his nose.
"OMG, Riku! Of course! :3", Sora said with satisfaction as he glomped Riku.

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Yeah.....

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Brilliant!
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Old August 4th, 2009, 07:06 AM   #11
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HAHA XD

Funny gay twist at the end after all the smashing XD
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Old August 4th, 2009, 07:22 AM   #12
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lol I didn't expect that ending lol. Very funny.
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Old August 4th, 2009, 07:24 AM   #13
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I totally read the title of this thread wrong.
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Old August 4th, 2009, 07:44 AM   #14
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This is the stupidest thing I've ever read.

Wait no My Immortal was. That or Twilight.
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