Would Anyone Be Interested In Reading a Zelda/KH Fanfic?

[HeartOfTheHero]

Okay, I have a fanfic that I've been writing over the past few years. It's somewhat KH related, but it's mostly Legend of Zelda focused. Actually, the KH parts aren't in it until the second part, but everyone that's read it so far has loved it. but I'm not going to bother posting it unless someone wants to read it.
The first part is called - The Death of a Hero
The second part is called - The Return of a Hero
So if someone wants to read it, let me know.

[Hikari]

I'd read it =)

[HeartOfTheHero]

ok, cool! I'll start posting it later, but since I'm not at home right now, I can't post it, since it's on my flashdrive, and i don't have it with me. Umm, I might have the first few chapters up by tomorrow, but no promises.

[Coldman9]

Dude that sounds awesome. I can't wait for it to go up.

[HeartOfTheHero]

I think it's only fair to warn you all that this story can be one of the most random things that you've ever read, but it's also pretty funny at some parts. The whole thing actually started out as a joke, which is why the beginning is kind of stupid. I'm really sorry i can't put the first chapter up right now, but as soon as i can, i will. The good thing is i can probably put it up pretty fast, since I finished it a few months ago.

[VenFan17]

It sounds awesome! Bring on the randomness! XD

[Hikari]

Originally Posted by HeartOfTheHero

I think it's only fair to warn you all that this story can be one of the most random things that you've ever read, but it's also pretty funny at some parts. The whole thing actually started out as a joke, which is why the beginning is kind of stupid. I'm really sorry i can't put the first chapter up right now, but as soon as i can, i will. The good thing is i can probably put it up pretty fast, since I finished it a few months ago.

I'll be looking forward to reading it =)

[HeartOfTheHero]

Ok, before I post the first few chapters, I would like to point out the fact that I had A LOT of help in writing this, it wasn't just me.
Here's the first 2 chapters, which were never intended to start a story, it just kind of happened by accident, so they may have a few weird parts.
I hope you guys like it!
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Part 1 - The Death of a Hero

Chapter 1
Good-bye, My Suicidal Hero

Link – Oh Lya, you’re even prettier under the light of the moon.
Lya – Why thank you, my wonderful hero, you are soooooooo amazing.
Link – My darling, the past three years have been miraculous compared to the rest of my life. I’m so glad that you fell through that portal into Hyrule.
Lya – Link, the past three years have been wonderful, but . . .
Link – But what??!!! Is there someone else? Who is it?!! I will slice him to pieces!
Lya – No! There’s no one . . .
Link – Lya, I will not let you go, you are the only one for me! Before, before I had Zelda, Ilia, Malon, and Saria, and I had thought they were enough. But then I met you!!!!!!!!!
Tell me who he is!!!!!!!
Lya – Don’t harm him! Sora never did anything to you!
Link – Sora!! That mangy little bug-eyed key-blading . . .
Lya – My god you, you, you little skirt wearing idiot!
Link – It’s not a skirt, it’s a TUNIC!
Lya – Whatever. Look, there’s nothing . . .
Link – Don’t you dare tell me that there’s nothing going on between you two. You’ve broken my heart. I’m going to jump off the Castle Tower.
Lya – NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Link throws himself off the roof before Lya reaches him.

Lya – Link! I LOVE YOU!! (as he falls)
Link – I don’t want to die anymore! Save me Lya!!! (He hits the ground dead)

Chapter 2
What Are Princesses Good For?

Lya – Zelda! Princess Zelda!! I need you now! It’s an emergency!
Zelda – Don’t bother me.
Lya – But I need you this instant.
Zelda – Get Link to handle it.
Lya – But . . .
Zelda – Lya, Link is just as capable as I am to handle any situation. You can leave now. Really, I need to get to my five-o’clock sorcery and magic class. I really need to improve.
Lya – Fine, just come and revive him and I’ll never bother you ever again. (starting to cry)
Zelda – Silly, I don’t revive people. That’s what Link does.
Lya – but Link is dead you bubble-headed jerk of a princess.
Zelda – Well then, I think you have a problem. Did anyone see him die?
Lya – No! It was only me!
Z – OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH . . . Well deary, (backing away slowly) I don’t know if I can help you. If you can prove that it was an accident then I’ll help you. I’ll see what I can do. If not, you might have a nice time in the dungeon.
Lya – Excuse me, but I just happened to, oh, I don’t know, LOVE HIM!!!
Zelda – Really? Then what was that whole thing with Sora?
Lya – OMG! That whole thing was just like five minutes when Link and I were broken up.
Zelda – Then what are those daily E-mails/love letters that he sends you?
Lya – YOU READ MY E-MAIL???!!!!
Zelda – I’ve been scanning it for the past two years, since you and Link first went out.
Lya – WHY THE HECK DID YOU DO THAT????!!!!!
Zelda – I loved Link once, then we went our separate ways, but I still care about him. I don’t want him to get hurt.
Lya – WELL IT’S A LITTLE LATE FOR THAT DON’T YA THINK??!!!!! He’s dead for goodness sakes! He can’t get any more hurt than that.
Zelda – Well, if you can prove that it was suicide, and not murder, you won’t be able to, but if you can, then I’ll forgive you.
Lya – You forgive me? I didn’t do anything! I will forgive YOU! How can I prove that it was a suicide when I was the only witness?
Zelda – You could find a way to revive Link, and then he’ll tell me what I need to know.
Lya – I don’t know anyone who is powerful enough to revive people.
Zelda – You’re right. The only ones with enough power are Ganondorf and Zant. HA! They’ll never help you, they hate Link. You’re screwed.
Lya – Not yet, I’m not.

[VenFan17]

XD XD FUNNY keep going

[HeartOfTheHero]

Originally Posted by VenFan17

XD XD FUNNY keep going

you like? ok, it gets better as it goes!

Chapter 3
Good-For-Nothing Fairies

Lya – Do you know anyone other than Link who has the power to revive someone?
Saria – No one can revive a person except Link. Not even a Great Fairy has that power.
Lya – Thanks. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Now for plan B.

Lya – (standing in front of Ganondorf’s castle) I really don’t like this plan.
Navi – Well, Zelda only gave you two weeks to prove that you’re innocent. And they’re almost up.
Lya – Yeah. Oh yeah, I forgot to thank you for that. I know you convinced her to give me more time. There is no way I could have done all this in two hours.
Navi – No problem.
Lya – By the way, why have you been helping me? Everyone else who knows about it stays as far away from me as possible.
Navi – I know that you didn’t do it. You’re a good girl, just like he said. Link told me a lot about you. Zelda thinks that you brain-washed him.
Lya – How could I have done that? You need magic to do that.
Navi – Whenever anyone comes to Hyrule from a different place, if they stay for a long period of time, they get their own types of magic. It’s small, usually. But if someone with the right personality comes, they tend to get more magic than is usual.
Lya – Why didn’t anyone tell me about that before?
Navi – You haven’t gained too many people’s trust. They think you’re up to something really bad.
Lya – Wonderful. Let’s just get this over with.
Navi – How are you going to get Ganondorf to help you?
Lya – Didn’t I tell you? I’m not going to ask Ganondorf. Vaati took over this castle a few days ago. That’s the only reason that I decided to come here.
Navi – ARE YOU INSANE!!!! Vaati is ten times worse than Ganondorf.
Lya – True. But since Ganondorf has been forced to serve his new “king” I think he will be more than willing to revive the only person who is capable of defeating Vaati. You know that Link will kill him once he finds out that Vaati is back.
Navi – Okay. But here’s the real question. Why would Ganondorf revive the only person who can defeat him? You know that the minute that Link is done with Vaati he’ll turn on Ganondorf.
Lya – Well, I won’t guarantee his safety, and he will be free of Vaati, for the last five minutes of his life. I think it’ll work.
Navi – Fine. Have fun.
Lya – Wait, YOU’RE LEAVING? YOU CAN’T LEAVE! I NEED YOU!!
Navi – Bye-bye now, hope it ends well.
Lya – Good-for-nothing fairy.

Chapter 4
He Never Told Anyone About Me

Lya sneaks through the halls, avoiding detection. She finds a database at the end of a hallway.
Lya – Okay, this should be able to tell me where Ganondorf is. (looking at the map) Oh, great. This Castle is huge. It took me a half hour to get here from the stairs. Vaati must be in one of those bigger rooms, on the opposite side of the castle.
Navi – Hey! I brought you some help!
Lya – Navi! You’re back! What help?
Navi – Lya, say hello to Aryll. She is Link’s sister.
Lya – Link has a sister?
Navi – Yeah. Didn’t he tell you about her?
Aryll – My big brother tends to forget to tell his “girlfriends” about me. I have no idea why. Maybe it’s because he thinks it will affect his relationship with them. He’s only had about 5 or 6 or 20-something girlfriends over the past five years.
Lya – what?
Aryll – Yeah, he’s dated like, 24 girls, not including you. He’s been a baaaaaaaaaaaad boy. But you gotta admit he’s got a cute face.
Lya – Ummmmmmmm, aren’t you his sister?
Aryll – What? Can’t a girl say that her brother is cute without getting weird looks from other girls?
Lya – It’s just a bit strange, that’s all. Okay, anyway, back to our current disaster. Where is Ganondorf in this castle? I’d bet just about anything that Vaati is keeping him close by.
Aryll – Link told me that Vaati is really conceited. He thinks he can do anything, defeat anyone. He also thinks that he is invincible.
Lya – That’s a pretty bold statement from a guy who was killed by an eleven-year-old.
Navi – Tell me about it.
Aryll – Yeah, well, he’s really, really smart. He’s learned a lot since then. I don’t think three amateurs are going to be able to do anything to him.
Lya – Who said we’re going to do anything to him? (grinning wickedly)
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how's this?

[Coldman9]

Lol, dude this is funny, keep them coming. But could you not make it such a light color, it's kinda hard to read against the white background.

[HeartOfTheHero]

Originally Posted by Coldman9

Lol, dude this is funny, keep them coming. But could you not make it such a light color, it's kinda hard to read against the white background.

is the green any better?

[Roxas-XIII]

haha i love this - keep it coming

[HeartOfTheHero]

Chapter 5

Desperate Measures

Ganondorf – I shall not be in this prison for much longer. And when I break out, I will get my revenge! I will kill Vaati and Zant both! That faithless little . . . What?
(bars in ceiling outside G’s cell fall; Lya is lowered in a climbing harness)
Lya – (looks up) Hey! We found him! (looks down at Ganondorf) Wow, you’re even uglier in person.
Ganondorf – Grrrrrrrrrrr
Lya – I, I mean, I’m glad we’ve finally found you. We need your help. It should break you free from Vaati, too.
Ganondorf – Oh really? What is it, brat?
Lya – (looking up and rolling her eyes) Why me? Look, here’s the deal. You need to revive Link for me, then he’ll kill Vaati, and you’ll be free. See, easy.
Ganondorf – Hold on there, chic. I’m not stupid. What’s to keep Link from attacking me when he’s finished with Vaati? And who said that I want him to take care of Vaati?
Lya – Link is the only one who can kill Vaati, and you know it. You have to face it. You have no other choice.
Ganondorf – Oh, really? I guess you’re right. But I want something else from you.
Lya – Ummmmmmmm, what exactly do you want in exchange?
Ganondorf – I want you.
Lya – EXCUSE ME?
Ganondorf – Should I explain more? I want you to marry me. That’s the only way that I’ll help you. I know that Link was going to propose to you before he committed suicide. I watched the whole scene. Actually, this is the one topic that he and I agree on. You are gorgeous.
Lya - . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ? Is that the ONLY way that you’ll revive him? Fine. But first, poke out one of your eyes, grow a horn on your head, then, shave your head, grow wings, and turn purple! Then I might say I Do.
Ganondorf – Okay, hold on! (he does what she said)
Lya – (Staring at him) I wasn’t being serious, you know.
Vaati – (from the shadows in a corner) Oh, how touching. Beauty and the Beast. Too bad that this will be you’re last moments of life!
Ganondorf – Wait a minute, who’s the beauty, and who’s the beast?
Vaati – You really have to ask? Boy, you’re dumber than I thought. Prepare to be blasted into oblivion by my awesome wind powers!
Lya – Oh boy. Hey Ganondorf! If you want to live to see tomorrow, I suggest you revive Link right now!
Ganondorf – Do you have his body with you?
Lya – Why would I be lugging his dead body around with me this whole journey? He’s heavy!
Ganondorf – Sorry, then! Can’t help you!
Navi – Here Lya! I’ll warp his body here to you! Keep Vaati busy for a minute!
Lya – How am I supposed to do that?
Aryll – Here! I’ll distract him! (starts batting her eyes at Vaati) Oh dear sir Vaati! Please sir! I have a deal to make with you! If you leave them be for a minute, I’ll give you a kiss!
Vaati – Why would I want a kiss from you? The only person who I would accept a kiss from is Princess Zelda!
Aryll – Well, Princess Zelda and I look very similar! You could pretend that I’m her!
Vaati - . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Okay.
Navi – Here Lya! Here’s Link’s body! Hurry hurry!
Lya – Hurry up! Come on!
Ganondorf – I forgot the words for the spell.
Lya, Aryll, and Navi – WHAT??!!!!!
Ganondorf – Oh, yeah! Tingle-tingle-koolo-limpa!
Lya, Aryll, and Navi – what?
Ganondorf – Didn’t you know that Tingle’s words revive people?
Lya, Aryll, and Navi - . . . . . . . . . . . . no.
Link – (cough, cough, gag) Where am I?
Lya, Aryll, Navi, and Ganondorf – JUST KILL VAATI!!!!!!!!!!
Link – Ooookay. (He turns to Vaati) Did you really think that you could come back into Hyrule while I’m still here?
Vaati – You were dead when I came back. That’s the only reason that I decided to come here.
Link – Well, now I’ll kill you again like I did when I was eleven!
Vaati – That was a mistake back then! You’ll never kill me now!
(10 seconds later) Vaati’s dead body lies on the floor
Ganondorf – (riiiiiiiiiing, Riiiiiiiiiiiiiing, Riiiiiiiiing) Everybody shut-up!!! It might be my mother! (opens phone) Hello Mummsies. I’ve been a good boy! Nooooooooo! I haven’t tried to take over Hyrule lately! Oh Mummsies PLEASE don’t take away my action figures! Especially my new ones! My figures of Mario and Luigi are my favorites! Oh! And I beg you! Don’t throw out my Princess Z. doll! (sees everyone giving him freaky looks) Mummsies, I have to go. I’m in the middle of a very important situation; I’m getting married! And, I changed my look for my new gal. I have to go, bye.
Mother – Okay Ganny, have a nice wedding! I LOVE YOU!
Ganondorf – I love you too. Bye.
Link – (looking at Ganondorf) WHAT is THAT??!!! It looks like a . . . (music starts)
Link – ♫♫ “One-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater . . . sure looks strange to me”♫♫
Lya, Aryll, and Navi – Oh . . . my . . . god. You can sing!??
Link – Duh.
Lya, Aryll, and Navi – Wow.
Ganondorf – What are you talking about? He can’t sing! That was horrible! You didn’t really like that did you?
Lya – Well he’s better than Brittany Spears, so we’re not complaining. (Navi starts laughing)
Aryll – Yeah. Anyway, let’s just get outta here. This place is creepy.
Lya - Totally. Let’s go. Bye Ganondorf.
Ganondorf – OH NO YOU DON’T!!!!!!!!
Lya – RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone takes off, leaving Ganondorf far behind.
Ganondorf – You’re not getting away that easily. (pulls out phone) Zant my boy, you’re up for a promotion. Catch them!!!!!!!! Or else.
Zant – Of course, my god.

[Roxas-XIII]

haha this rocks - i love how all the evil people are here its awesome : D